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aka ron ![]() Honor Roll ![]() ![]() Joined: 11 Apr 2009 Location: WI Status: Online Points: 28112 |
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HELLO FRIENDS!! I'm going to have to go find the older thread, I think I made some clever comments in that one. ![]() |
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I can't complain but sometimes I still do.
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aka ron ![]() Honor Roll ![]() ![]() Joined: 11 Apr 2009 Location: WI Status: Online Points: 28112 |
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I can't complain but sometimes I still do.
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Banderboy ![]() Junior Executive ![]() ![]() Joined: 16 May 2009 Status: Offline Points: 532 |
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He's not really my friend.
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And the prophet said:
"And lo, the beast looked upon the face of beauty. And it stayed its hand from killing. And from that day it was as one dead". |
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NJtoTX ![]() Junior Executive ![]() ![]() Joined: 21 Jul 2011 Location: TX Status: Offline Points: 796 |
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Well, we know there's a large demographic there that can't read. Or think. Let alone understand science or reasoning.
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ThatNerdInPhilly ![]() Junior Executive ![]() ![]() Joined: 23 Oct 2014 Location: Philadelphia Status: Offline Points: 2173 |
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"Try it for 30 days, if you don't feel blessed - get your money back."
Look I'm a Catholic, maybe not a great Catholic...what does "feeling blessed" feel like? I rather have this version that insults me. |
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"This Has Swag." ~ Idiot from an iHop Commercial. |
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aka ron ![]() Honor Roll ![]() ![]() Joined: 11 Apr 2009 Location: WI Status: Online Points: 28112 |
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PaWolf ![]() Revolutionary ![]() ![]() Hoary Ol' Chestnut... doncha know.... Joined: 15 Apr 2008 Location: GreatWhiteNorth Status: Offline Points: 40842 |
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![]() From one-not-so-grand-Irish Catholic to another Catholic, I can only suggest you 'Take The Quizz'! Two questions from Paw's 'Feeling Blessed (in other words, it wasn't you) Quizz!' 1.) Name one person who got to go out and pet the kitty cats back at the Roman Coliseum and lived to tell about going back to play with them a second time? 2.) Name that disciple who was nailed to a cross, hung upside-down, and then disemboweled? (not Catholics) |
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"What we do for ourselves dies with us, What we do for others is and remains immortal." - Albert Pike |
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aka ron ![]() Honor Roll ![]() ![]() Joined: 11 Apr 2009 Location: WI Status: Online Points: 28112 |
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![]() I grew up Irish Catholic also. what does "feeling blessed" feel like? It feels like NOT being molested by your priest! ![]() |
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Thor ![]() Revolutionary ![]() ![]() Joined: 16 Apr 2008 Location: Rockaway, NJ Status: Offline Points: 58021 |
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I'm Catholic, and I even went to Catholic school. While I'm glad I was never molested, I'm just a bit hurt that none of the priests even tried. What? Wasn't I cute enough? I feel scarred.
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aka ron ![]() Honor Roll ![]() ![]() Joined: 11 Apr 2009 Location: WI Status: Online Points: 28112 |
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^ ![]() ![]() ![]() You should have gone after some of the women you found attractive, then you wouldn't feel so left out! ![]() |
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Snesgamer ![]() Junior Executive ![]() Joined: 16 Oct 2008 Location: Aptos, CA Status: Offline Points: 3165 |
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Every time I see this I can't help but think it's designed to rip off luddites who've never heard of the Internet or smartphones. There are literally a trillion different places you can go to get the Bible read to you.
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PaWolf ![]() Revolutionary ![]() ![]() Hoary Ol' Chestnut... doncha know.... Joined: 15 Apr 2008 Location: GreatWhiteNorth Status: Offline Points: 40842 |
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Calm down....you weren't the only ugly-as-sin child who got ignored by the priests. I never had the chance to get accosted by Father Tucker as I got kicked out of Catholic school in the 2nd grade (this is TRUE). |
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aka ron ![]() Honor Roll ![]() ![]() Joined: 11 Apr 2009 Location: WI Status: Online Points: 28112 |
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^ 2nd grade?
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PaWolf ![]() Revolutionary ![]() ![]() Hoary Ol' Chestnut... doncha know.... Joined: 15 Apr 2008 Location: GreatWhiteNorth Status: Offline Points: 40842 |
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If you remember those big green erasers that were about the size of a brick and you also recall my love of God's Sport, Baseball, along with the fact I was an aspiring Pitcher (even in 2nd grade), well...a few of us were playing 'Catch' when I hit Karen French with a FastEraser (by accident, but it WAS a 'Strike', doncha know!). The Nun immediately sent me to the office, but not before I went and grabbed my eraser and winged HER upside the head! I was never allowed to return...banished to the Hell of the Public School System for all of eternity. If Karen is one of our board members these days, all I can say is, "Don't Hate...I'z apologizin' to you here and now."
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"What we do for ourselves dies with us, What we do for others is and remains immortal." - Albert Pike |
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tikibagger ![]() Junior Executive ![]() ![]() Joined: 12 Dec 2014 Location: AZ Status: Offline Points: 2368 |
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Like the meme i saw recently with Cheebus and his minions...'what makes you people think I LIKE CROSSES?"
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...Relax in yer PUPPY Pants....
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zippyjet ![]() Junior Executive ![]() ![]() Joined: 30 Nov 2010 Location: Baltimore, Md. Status: Offline Points: 1900 |
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You can even have the bible translated for free on the Internet. But hey, some poor souls gotta work in one of those sweatshops in China making these things. I mentioned earlier on a prior thread about this; Imagine hacking into these things or changing the dialogue to a guy with a deep voice talking insatanic tongue. And the music coming out of this thing could be Black Sabbath or Ozzie Ozborne with black musical notes eminating upward. Hey how about Kevin Spacey instead of Pat Boone talking all creepy. |
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"What we do for ourselves dies with us, What we do for others is and remains immortal." - Albert Pike |
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Ad Jingle ![]() Commercial Hater ![]() ![]() Joined: 24 Sep 2018 Location: Texas Status: Offline Points: 12 |
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I'd rather see the bible ad than Pat in the walk in tub
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PaWolf ![]() Revolutionary ![]() ![]() Hoary Ol' Chestnut... doncha know.... Joined: 15 Apr 2008 Location: GreatWhiteNorth Status: Offline Points: 40842 |
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...but would you consider a date with Pat in a 2-seat (facing each other) walk in tub where he can share his 'Wonder Bible' with you?
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MEllis72 ![]() Junior Executive ![]() ![]() Joined: 12 Dec 2016 Location: Denver, Co. Status: Offline Points: 63 |
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Hello friends I just love to see that spirituality just emanating from that wonder bible. Isn't it wonderful? "Psalms, Scriptures, and more; now the Wonder Bible Plus has the 'Judgement' button and you can experience Gods wrath, real time!" https://www.biblestudytools.com/passage/?q=ezekiel+7:7-8 -
Ezekiel 7:7-8
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I am about to pour out my wrath on you
and spend my anger against you. I will judge you according to your
conduct and repay you for all your detestable practices.
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TV_Casualty ![]() Junior Executive ![]() ![]() Joined: 13 Nov 2011 Location: U.S.A. Status: Offline Points: 613 |
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Who needs a Wonder Bible? If you don't have the whole Bible memorized, how much do you really love God?
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zippyjet ![]() Junior Executive ![]() ![]() Joined: 30 Nov 2010 Location: Baltimore, Md. Status: Offline Points: 1900 |
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To Each his own. LMAOF But you two could be sitting in the tub in tandem across from each other and digging the Wonder Bible and jam to those inspirational tunes. And musical notes come out of that thing. What a miracle BUT, I MUST PUT IN THE DISCLAIMER...NO ONE IS RESPONSIBLE IF EITHER OF YOU DROP YOUR WONDER BIBLE ALONG WITH THE SOAP IN THE SHOWER TUB. MADE IN CHINA YOU TWO COULD LITERALLY GET STRUCK BY LIGHTENING. Electronic gizmo dropping into water.
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