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    Posted: 01 Aug 2012 at 8:01pm
Found this in my Hotmail inbox just a matter of minutes ago:
 
 
 
So, anybody up for a combination sink/toilet that's also suicide-resistant?
Then bid on the fukker!!! LOLBig smileLOL
 
This is a suicide-resistant prison comby.
Lavatory is on the top; shiitbowl is lower -- note that there is no toilet seat and nowhere to mount one. Dead

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That's hawt.
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Is it sad that the first thing that came to mine is converting one of the rooms in the trailer home on our property into a prison replica so I and a special someone could re-inact some dirty filthy fantasies?
 
The sink could dispense lube....Shocked
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OOOOOOOOOH SHINY!!!!
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You could lean back and wash your hair and poop at the same time!
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Originally posted by Hootman Hootman wrote:

You could lean back and wash your hair and poop at the same time!

Wow! that would be great for a teenager getting ready for school!!Tongue
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Originally posted by Big Momma Big Momma wrote:

Originally posted by Hootman Hootman wrote:

You could lean back and wash your hair and poop at the same time!

Wow! that would be great for a teenager getting ready for school!!Tongue
OuchThat looks more like a suicide-influencing toilet for some of us...I'd turn to wash my hands and slide off, or in - I *know* I'd just want to kill myself, if that happened.
Maybe they could swing the sink around to the froint? Bet a good person could brush their teeth, too.
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It'd be good for when you're sick and stuff is coming outta both ends.
 
 
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

It'd be good for when you're sick and stuff is coming outta both ends.
 
 
might have to come with a garbage disposal, which might f**k up the suicide-proof-ity
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Originally posted by Codtaro Codtaro wrote:

Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

It'd be good for when you're sick and stuff is coming outta both ends.
 
 
might have to come with a garbage disposal, which might f**k up the suicide-proof-ity
Well, because it is also a PrisonPotty and also something for the Kids, it would have to be a manually-operated disposal - one with a hand-crank, maybe? That might actually be a good idea for people that have a certain bad habit.
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Originally posted by Codtaro Codtaro wrote:

might have to come with a garbage disposal, which might f**k up the suicide-proof-ity
 
That might depend on what you ate and if you chew your food 32 times.  Puree is much easier for a sink to "digest" than is a casserole.
 
 
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I like to multi-task.  I usually pee and brush my teeth at the same time.  Mrs Hoot doesn't appreciate that my aim suffers.  But then again, I could be taking a shower and peeing too.  I know she doesn't like that.

Remember our old thread about that practice?
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Ugh!! yes!!
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Originally posted by Hootman Hootman wrote:

I like to multi-task.  I usually pee and brush my teeth at the same time..
ShockedBE CAREFUL, HOOTY!
At your advanced age, we all know how one may get confused as to what's in what hand...watch where you rinse the toothbrush and remember - you DO NOT need to bend over to brush your teeth when you are peeing.
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I must be doing something right.  I went to the dentist today and he said I have the teeth of a 30 year-old. Smile

I also went to the urologist the other day and he just shook his head....Ouch

I'll take one out of two any day.

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Originally posted by Hootman Hootman wrote:

I must be doing something right.  I went to the dentist today and he said I have the teeth of a 30 year-old. Smile

I also went to the urologist the other day and he just shook his head....Ouch

I'll take one out of two any day.

whose teeth did you steal?
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