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"I'm Not a Girl" -- Worm Quartet



I went to a Karaoke bar with my friend Coffee
In a small New England hick and junkie town
We mesmerized the crowd with our rendition of “I Touch Myself”
Ordered up a couple bottles and sat down
There was this older guy sitting way across the bar
He was giving me a weird obnoxious stare
And I couldn't really tell if he wanted to kick my ass
Or if he just thought he knew me from somewhere
 
(We spoke in the loo)
 
(musical interlude of doom)
 
He finally stumbled over (and) told us 'bout his catholic mother
We could tell he'd had a drink or twenty-three
So when he called me "her" I just assumed it was a tongue slip
That was courtesy of Mister Jackie D
Coffee let the dam break and let loose a tide of bullsh*t
'Bout his altar boy indiscretions back in the day
The guy just nodded drunkenly and put his arm around me
And said "Where'd you meet this big girl anyway?"
 
My stunned brain regressed to Grover teaching me 'bout "near" and "far"
And the latter seemed quite preferable to staying in this bar
So I deftly ducked and covered from the boozing loser's grasp
Wished him luck on his ambiguity and started hauling ass
 
I'm not a girl (I'm not a girl)
I'm not a girl (I'm not a girl)
If long hair's all it takes to fool you
Then you must have skipped biology, avoided sociology
And probably bypassed puberty too
 
I'm not a girl (I'm not a girl)
I'm not a girl (I'm not a girl)
Have you ever seen a female anyhow?
Cuz if women looked like me, I think the porno industry
Would be filing for bankruptcy by now
 
I'm not a girl!
 
I was at a drive-through shouting product names at a speaker
(yelled) "Just a value chicken sandwich and two pies" 
(distorted response  "Thank you drive through")
And an Oxy-basted numskull in a giant NASA headset
Said "Here you go, a large coke and large fries."
I shook my head politely and I restated my order
And he looked at me as if this was a scam
He re-studied his order screen, re-held the foodstuffs out to me
And shrugged and muttered "That's what it says, ma'am."
 
Was I s'posed to just accept my lot, and take the proffered swill?
For the Mighty Screen hath spoken, who am I to doubt its will?
I just told him "I don't give a f**k what's on your CRT
"Can you even read it anyway when you can't even see
 
I'm not a girl (I'm not a girl)
I'm not a girl (I'm not a girl)
How the holy hell can't you see that?
Sure my chest has got some perk, that don't mean my nipples work
I can't lactate, buddy, I'm just fat!
 
I'm not a girl (I'm not a girl)
I'm not a girl (I'm not a girl)
Don't you know about the birds and bees?
What in God's name must I do, just to get this through to you?
Should I walk around with my pants around my knees?
 
I'm not a girl!
 
My build is not petite, I've got awkward hanging meat
I can wipe myself any way I choose
I don't need no medication to inhibit procreation
And I don't listen to Dave Matthews
 
I get no joy from shoppin’ and you won’t catch me she-boppin’
Though I’m turnin’ Japanese most every night (I really think so!)
When my sub-torso region’s ill, I buy Cruex not Vagisil
To alleviate the evil fungal blight (All Right) (All Right)
 
I was stuck in K-Mart while my wife was trying clothes on
Which is oftentimes a fate worse than a briss
When I heard a hobbling 80something woman from behind me 
In a nasal voice say "Miss? Excuse me, miss?"
I turned around and gave the bitch a look that could melt a poodle
In the hope that this would make my gender clear
Undeterred she gave me that impatient retail shopper look
And said "Excuse me miss, do you work here?"
 
What drugs does Medicare provide to make one think that it's the norm
For a Dead Kennedys shirt and jeans to be a K-Mart uniform?
As confusion turned to anger and I felt the bile flow
I let loose a veangeful mad retort, the gist of which was...
 
"Um...no."
 
I'm not a girl (I'm not a girl)
I'm not a girl (I'm not a girl)
Don't you dare make me whip out my gland
I don't hang with my friends in malls, I've never played with Barbie dolls
'Least not without a lighter in my hand
 
I'm not a girl (I'm not a girl)
I'm not a girl (I'm not a girl)
I may be bitchy but it isn't PMS
Not a teardrop did I show, when they drowned DiCaprio
I was still thinking 'bout Kate Winslet's breasts
 
I'm not a girl (I'm not a girl)
I'm not a girl (I'm not a girl)
You'll seldom see me wearing pantyhose
Go ahead and x-ray me, you won't find one ovary
If Oprah likes a book, I know it blows
 
I'm not a girl (I'm not a girl)
I'm not a girl (I'm not a girl)
...
 
(fade out eventually)
 

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Confused...why was this the FIRST song I heard today? Must be SOMEBODY'S birthday, ya think?WinkLOL
 
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"Adventures in Creative Nostril Swallowing" -- Worm Quartet



You smell like philosophy!  I prance through a field
of electric genitalia and invisible condiments, but 
gelatinous oven mitts and cellophane pancakes just
keep humping rainbows.  Nobody wears goggles to 
church anymore.  Are you gargling your xylophone 
at the masturbating burrito parade?  Oh no! This 
paste is NEAT!  The poodle of harm is destroying 
your arm while the toastlord chisels panties into clichés.
C’mon, Jesus!  Get out your wigglin’ boots!  Pudding is 
to justice as atheism is to the sound of a crepe-infested 
bellhop trying to glaze nine mice with a one-mouse 
glazing wand.  Excessive yak-strumming can only lead to 
podiatry, but cultivating rectal atrocities makes it easier to
alphabetize your shredded pets.  When the batteries that 
fuel your carrot become the horse that won’t pucker, only
then shall the pope become properly funky.  I’ve just been 
elected Delaware!  If the electric superduck disavows its 
own uvula and you’re really a collection of sentient clothespins
held together by the wet dreams of our forefathers, then I 
want a receipt!  C’mon, France, can’t you explode just a 
little?  This wax replica of Barbra Streissand’s left penis 
proves that my maiden name is Julio P. Throb-o-tron.  Stop
impersonating my hairline!  Your monkey had much better 
manners before it was on fire.  Is your tugboat boneless or 
are we still excreting conical sorcerers?  The liverless know 
not of diesel, and yet the moon is politely farting scriptures 
into the goat puddle while the drooling ambassadorof stapler 
vomit has found a new way to turn condoms into bouillon!  
Let’s blame pumpernickel for apostrophes!  I can’t schmuck-
proof my mayonnaise until you admit that Mormons lick 
skates.  Don’t even tell me you glued your urethra to 
another panther!  Lend me your groin!  Butter your shovel!
Peel your apostles!  Lubricate your acoustic waitress-hammer 
on a bed of boiled muppets!  Taste the unfiltered nonchalance 
of my vine-ripened colander of pain!  Marvel with soup-induced
 rage at my breathtaking lack of lumber or one day everything
 you’ve ever secreted will come back!  You can neuter most 
of Skeletor with beans, and you can traipse like a tampon 
recycler through Iowa’s most cheeseless gnomeyard, but you
 can’t bathe pirates in Tucker Carlson’s nipples.  Hey!  
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"I Don't Give a Sh!t About Your Website" -- Worm Quartet


 
I got an e-mail from a guy who claims to know me
Claimed he graduated from my high school in the class two years below me
And he sat three seats behind me in my composition class
And he remembers my old Anthrax shirt that showed off the crack of my ass
"Anyway" he says "Just figured I should drop you a line
"To let you know that my homepage is finally online
"It took me weeks and weeks but it's finally all done
"So surf on over cyber-buddy it'll be such fun!"

He closed with the ugliest signature I'd seen in a while
And a clichéd insincere colon-parenthesis smile
The message then repeated with a lot of brackets in it
I stared in utter horror and just sat there for a minute
From the onslaught of stupidity my mind was fuking beat
But from deep in my mind a voice screamed "Dammit, delete!"
And as my pointer flailed in panic trying to send this thing to hell
I accidentally clicked right on his fuking URL

The screen went yellow but the font was yellow too
So I couldn't see a thing and there was nothing I could do
My P-120 churned and growled like my hard drive was exploding
30 minutes went by and the first banner was still loading
I clicked "Stop" and I clicked "Exit" but my browser just ignored me
And 3 dozen Geocities ads were popping up before me
Every ad had its own window every window spawned another
And the windows spawned more windows 'til the screen was fuking smothered

So I went for a walk, just so some time could be spent,
I came back and it was still sitting at 2 percent
So I made myself some dinner and I played a game of Doom,
I read a couple novels and I wallpapered my room
Three days later it was loaded and my keyboard started to function
There was nothing but a 10-gig JPEG saying "Under Construction"
The only link on the page said "click here to e-mail me"
So I picked a font big enough for astronauts to see (and typed)

I don't give a sh!t about you fuking website
I don't give a sh!t about the life you live
I wouldn't give a sh!t about your fuking website
If I had a hundred spare sh*ts to give

Then a few days later another blast from the past
I got an e-mail from an ex- who had dumped me on my ass
She said "My web site's up, it's something you've gotta see!"
So I figured I should make sure there weren't any pictures of me
I clicked and suddenly I was bathed in cutesy clipart galore
With more flowers birds and bunnies than a fuking Hallmark store!
It said "This is my page, and it's all about me.
"Everything you'll ever need to know updated daily"

There were stories about her sister, and pages about her Prom,
And pictures of the coming out party for her Mom,
There were pictures of her friends, and pictures of her hats,
And a hundred thousand pictures of her scraggly ugly cats
There were links to every fuking page that she even knew
And each one of them was broken, she even misspelled "Yahoo"
When I got through every fuking poem that she had ever wrote
I figured it was time to drop this stupid bi*** a note (saying)

I don't give a sh!t about your fuking website
I don't give a sh!t about the life you live
I wouldn't give a sh!t about your fuking website
If I had a hundred spare sh*ts to give

MORE SYNTH NOW!

There's so much bullsh*t on the web it fills me with rage
Hell, even Bea Arthur has her own fuking page
So don't waste my precious time each day is only so long
I could be using that time to write another stupid song
So the moral of this story, I think it's plain to see
If your website sucks big walrus cock don't send it to me!
And if you do don't be surprised, if I get really pissed
And subscribe you to the Micheal Bolton fan club mailing list!

I don't give a sh!t about you fuking website
I don't give a sh!t about the life you live
I wouldn't give a sh!t about your fuking website
If I had a hundred spare sh*ts to give

PRANCE!

I don't give a shiiiiit, I don't give a shiiiiii-iiiit about your motherfuking website
I don't give a shiiiiit, I don't give a shiiiiii-iiiit about your motherfuking website
I don't give a shiiiiit, I don't give a shiiiiii-iiiit about your motherfuking website
I don't give a shiiiiit, I don't give a shiiiiii-iiiit about your motherfuking website
I don't give a shiiiiit, I don't give a shiiiiii-iiiit about your motherfuking website
I don't give a shiiiiit, I don't give a shiiiiii-iiiit about your motherfuking website
I don't give a shiiiiit, I don't give a shiiiiii-iiiit about your motherfuking website
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"Coffee -- 2003 Grind" -- Worm Quartet


 
CAFFEINATION ACTIVATION!
 
Sitting in my cubicle
Trying to pass the time
Click the little envelope
But no new mail's online
My schedule program shows me
All this crap I have to do
A post-it note upon my desk
says "Nobody called you"
I write myself a reminder note
To throw that note away
I check my voice mail even though
I've been sitting here all day
It says "You have no messages
No life no hope no friends"
And You've still got seven hours
'Til this freakin’ workday ends
 
But I can smell salvation
It's brewing down the hall
The percolator sings to me
And I must heed its call
As liquid touches styrofoam
I feel the steam's sweet kiss
And I know I'm just seconds away
From caffeinated bliss
 
Coffee coffee coffee
To stimulate my brain
Coffee coffee coffee
To make me less insane
I used to be a zombie
And I'd fall asleep at work
Now everybody knows me as
The hyperactive jerk
 
Now that I'm Chock full'o'nuts
My job is just a game!
I open up my phone book and
I highlight every name!
I bend my paper clips into
The shapes of little men
I search the net for Amish porn
I take apart my pen
I open up the three-hole punch
And spill holes on the floor
I fire staples ‘cross the room
'Til I don't have no more
I laminate my lunch meat
I link my rubber bands
(Make a) Xerox of my hairy ass
And fax it to Japan
 
And when the buzz starts wearing off
And when I'm feeling low
I pour myself another mug
My cup shall overflow
Eleven packs of sugar
And a couple spoons of creamer
And I shall receive the gift of life
From my liquid redeemer
 
Coffee coffee coffee
Come on and drink it up
Coffee coffee coffee
Nirvana in a cup
I used to be a peon, just a
worthless wad of gristle
'til I replaced by brain cells
with instant Folger's crystals
 
My boss calls me in his office
He says "Now listen, you...
"I have a little problem
"with the crappy work you do
"I never see you at your desk
"So what's been going on?
"Half the time you're at the coffee pot,
"The rest you're in the John!
"Your eyes are always bloodshed
"Your hands they always shake
"Your skin's the tone of dead flesh
"At the bottom of a lake
"We think this has to do with all
“The coffee that you chug
"So we’re switching you to decaf
"And we’re cleaning out your mug"
 
These words to me were blasphemy
I found them just appalling
So I kicked that bastard somewhere
That I knew would leave him crawling
Now I’m jobless homeless on the street
You could say I’ve got hard luck
But I’ve got a gun and now I’m gonna
Go hold up a Starbucks
 
Coffee coffee coffee
With sugar and with cream
Coffee coffee coffee
The reason for my being
I used to be so tired
I'd pass out on the floor
Now I haven't needed a wink of sleep
Since 1994
 
Coffee coffee coffee
It's great to have around
Coffee coffee coffee
I even eat the grounds
I used to be a drone,
Now I'll never be the same!
I drink a hundred cups a day
Juan Valdez knows my name


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"I Don't Give a Sh!t About Your Website" -- Worm Quartet


 
I got an e-mail from a guy who claims to know me
Claimed he graduated from my high school in the class two years below me
And he sat three seats behind me in my composition class
And he remembers my old Anthrax shirt that showed off the crack of my ass
"Anyway" he says "Just figured I should drop you a line
"To let you know that my homepage is finally online
"It took me weeks and weeks but it's finally all done
"So surf on over cyber-buddy it'll be such fun!"

He closed with the ugliest signature I'd seen in a while
And a clichéd insincere colon-parenthesis smile
The message then repeated with a lot of brackets in it
I stared in utter horror and just sat there for a minute
From the onslaught of stupidity my mind was fuking beat
But from deep in my mind a voice screamed "Dammit, delete!"
And as my pointer flailed in panic trying to send this thing to hell
I accidentally clicked right on his fuking URL

The screen went yellow but the font was yellow too
So I couldn't see a thing and there was nothing I could do
My P-120 churned and growled like my hard drive was exploding
30 minutes went by and the first banner was still loading
I clicked "Stop" and I clicked "Exit" but my browser just ignored me
And 3 dozen Geocities ads were popping up before me
Every ad had its own window every window spawned another
And the windows spawned more windows 'til the screen was fuking smothered

So I went for a walk, just so some time could be spent,
I came back and it was still sitting at 2 percent
So I made myself some dinner and I played a game of Doom,
I read a couple novels and I wallpapered my room
Three days later it was loaded and my keyboard started to function
There was nothing but a 10-gig JPEG saying "Under Construction"
The only link on the page said "click here to e-mail me"
So I picked a font big enough for astronauts to see (and typed)

I don't give a sh!t about you fuking website
I don't give a sh!t about the life you live
I wouldn't give a sh!t about your fuking website
If I had a hundred spare sh!ts to give

Then a few days later another blast from the past
I got an e-mail from an ex- who had dumped me on my ass
She said "My web site's up, it's something you've gotta see!"
So I figured I should make sure there weren't any pictures of me
I clicked and suddenly I was bathed in cutesy clipart galore
With more flowers birds and bunnies than a fuking Hallmark store!
It said "This is my page, and it's all about me.
"Everything you'll ever need to know updated daily"

There were stories about her sister, and pages about her Prom,
And pictures of the coming out party for her Mom,
There were pictures of her friends, and pictures of her hats,
And a hundred thousand pictures of her scraggly ugly cats
There were links to every fuking page that she even knew
And each one of them was broken, she even misspelled "Yahoo"
When I got through every fuking poem that she had ever wrote
I figured it was time to drop this stupid bi*** a note (saying)

I don't give a sh!t about your fuking website
I don't give a sh!t about the life you live
I wouldn't give a sh!t about your fuking website
If I had a hundred spare sh!ts to give

MORE SYNTH NOW!

There's so much bullsh*t on the web it fills me with rage
Hell, even Bea Arthur has her own fuking page
So don't waste my precious time each day is only so long
I could be using that time to write another stupid song
So the moral of this story, I think it's plain to see
If your website sucks big walrus cock don't send it to me!
And if you do don't be surprised, if I get really pissed
And subscribe you to the Micheal Bolton fan club mailing list!

I don't give a sh!t about you fuking website
I don't give a sh!t about the life you live
I wouldn't give a sh!t about your fuking website
If I had a hundred spare sh!ts to give

PRANCE!

I don't give a shiiiiit, I don't give a shiiiiii-iiiit about your motherfuking website
I don't give a shiiiiit, I don't give a shiiiiii-iiiit about your motherfuking website
I don't give a shiiiiit, I don't give a shiiiiii-iiiit about your motherfuking website
I don't give a shiiiiit, I don't give a shiiiiii-iiiit about your motherfuking website
I don't give a shiiiiit, I don't give a shiiiiii-iiiit about your motherfuking website
I don't give a shiiiiit, I don't give a shiiiiii-iiiit about your motherfuking website
I don't give a shiiiiit, I don't give a shiiiiii-iiiit about your motherfuking website
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"You're Bird Stinks" -- Worm Quartet


 
Bob:
Kenneth, Kenneth, Kenneth.
Ken:
That's my name, sir, spoken thrice
Bob:
There's a foulness wafting from your 
fowl-enclosure device
Ken:
Surely crap you must be speaking!
Bob:
That's the stench of which I speak
Ken:
And from whence hath this stench cometh?
Bob:
From that critter with the beak
Ken:
There's no stench that I can sense, Bob
Bob:
Hath thy nostrils gone insane?
Hath thy stench-sensing synapses
Leapt from out thy troubled brain?
Nay, proximity for long terms
Must have dulled thy senses, Ken
For I smell it now, and when I sniff
I smell it once again
 
Both:
Your bird stinks, your bird stinks
Don't you know your bird stinks
Your bird stinks, your bird stinks
Don't you know your bird stinks
 
Ken:
The olfactory offenses, Bob,
that you insinuate
Could they not be from the fumes
Produced digesting what you ate?
For the nose mayhap which smelt it
Verily could be attached
To the anus which hath dealt it
Check thy briefs, sir, for a patch!
 
Bob:
Why, how dare you, Ken, you bastard,
Ne'er a stench so ripe and foul
Hath erupted from the depths of
Any mortal human bowel!
Let alone those that I call my own
Oh Ken, you caustic cad!
Ken:
Bob, your poo don't smell like roses
Bob:
Yeah, but Ken, it ain't that bad
 
Both:
Your bird stinks, your bird stinks
Don't you know your bird stinks
Your bird stinks, your bird stinks
Don't you know your bird stinks
 
Bob:
Look upon your addled parrot
Was it your intent to scare it
When you lined its cage with lyrics
By Rob Zombie and Syd Barrett?
Cuz it did what anything would do
In quarters such as these
Unleashed its bowels' contents
With no small degree of ease
 
Ken:
Is it really necessary
To critique my aviary
By the way of nasal passages 
both mucousy and hairy
Bob:
No inspection was conducted
I just merely passed it by
And the stench, Ken, did affront
The very laws the nose lives by
because
 
Your bird stinks, your bird stinks
Don't you know your bird stinks
Your bird stinks, your bird stinks
Don't you know your bird stinks
 
Bob:
Kenneth, Kenneth, Kenneth
Kenneth:
Bobby boy Starfleet by rage
Bob:
Get thy stench from off thy pet, sir!
Kenneth:
Get thy nose from out my cage!
For this pesudo-foppish discourse
Now hath reached its ending line
Bob:
May thy testes, then, explodeth!
Kenneth:
And may thee, Bob, choke on thine!
 
Both:
Your bird stinks, your bird stinks
Don't you know your bird stinks
Your bird stinks, your bird stinks
Don't you know your bird stinks
Your bird stinks, your bird stinks
Don't you know your bird stinks
Your bird stinks, your bird stinks
Don't you know your bird sodding stinks
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"I see the sadness in their eyes
Melancholy in their cries
Devoid of all the passion
The human spirit cannot die"
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WinkI'm thinkin' aleen woke me up yesterday. when she posted a Moby Grape cut...I've been dusting off a few old favorites since then...
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"I Must Be Dreaming" -- Cheap Trick
 


You must be dreamin
You think I love you
You must be dreamin
To think I love you

Ill never do it again
There Ive said it again
Really mean it this time
Goin down, down, down, down, down

You must be dreamin
You think I love you
You must be dreamin
To think I love you

Yeah, you had me once
Oh, once and maybe twice
Gonna break your heart
Let you down, down, down

You must be dreamin
To think I love you
You must be dreamin
To think I love you

When I take it up again
Now Im out on a limb

I know Ill never do it again
There Ive said it again
Really mean this time
So I'm goin' down, down, down
Down, down, down, down

You must be dreamin'
To think I love you

Gotta get out of here
If Im gonna last
I know Im losin it fast
Im goin down for the count

Could not face the day
Couldnt face another night
Im sick of this sh*t
You bring me down, down, down
Down, down, down

You must be dreamin
To think I love you
You must be dreamin
To think I love you

When I take it up again
Now Im out on a limb

I know Ill never do it again
There Ive said it again
Really mean it this time
Goin down, down, down
Down, down, down, down, down, down

You must be dreamin
To think I love you
You must be dreamin
To think I love you

You must be dreamin
To think I love you
You must be dreamin
To think I love you

You must be dreamin
You must be dreamin

You must be dreamin
To think I love you
You must be dreamin
To think I love you


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1st song - "Dog Days Are Over" - Florence and the Machine. I have to perform this on Sunday - so excited and so terrified! LOL I'll post videos if I do OK... Big smile
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"Metalingus" -- Alter Bridge
  

 
I've been defeated and brought down
Dropped to my knees when hope ran out
The time has come to change my ways

On this day I see clearly everything has come to life
A bitter place and a broken dream
And we'll leave it all, leave it all behind

I'll never long for what might have been
Regret won't waste my life again
I won't look back
I'll fight to remain:

On this day I see clearly everything has come to life
A bitter place and a broken dream
And we'll leave it all, leave it all behind

On this day its so real to me
Everything has come to life
Another chance to chase a dream
Another chance to feel 
Chance to feel alive

Fear will kill me, all I could be
Lift these sorrows
Let me breathe, could you set me free
Could you set me free

On this day I see clearly everything has come to life
A bitter place and a broken dream
And we'll leave it all behind
On this day its so real to me
Everything has come to life
Another chance to chase a dream
Another chance to feel 
Chance to feel alive


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"Fuucking Hostile" -- Pantera
  


Almost every day
I see the same face
On broken picture tube
It fits the attitude
If you could see yourself
You put you on a shelf
Your verbal masturbate
Promise to nauseate
Today I'll play the part of non-parent
Not make a hundred rules
For you to know about yourself
Not lie and make you believe
What's evil is making love
and making friends
and meeting God you're own way
The right way

[Chorus]
To see
To bleed
Cannot be taught
In turn
You're making us
Fuuking hostile

We stand alone

The truth in right and wrong
The boundaries of the law
You seem to miss the point
Arresting for a joint?
You seem to wonder why
Hundreds of people die
You're writing tickets man
My mom got jumped -- they ran!
Now I'll play a public servant
To serve and protect
By the law and the state
I'd bust the punks
That rape steal and murder
And leave you be
If you crossed me
I'd shake your hand like a man
Not a god

[Chorus]

Come meet your maker, boy
Some things you can't enjoy
Because of heaven/hell
A fuuking wives' tale
They put it in your head
Then put you in your bed
He's watching say your prayers
Cause God is everywhere
Now I'll play a man learning priesthood
Who's about to take the ultimate test in life
I'd question things because I am human
And call NO ONE my father who's no closer that a stranger

I won't listen

To see
To bleed
Cannot be taught
In turn
You're making us
Fuuking
Fuuking
Fuuking
Fuuking hostile


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Big smileREALLY old cut, always loved it!
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"Musical Doodle" -- from the SpongeBob SquarePants episode, "Ear Worm"



Round and round the record spins all day
Listen again it takes you far away,
Trying to stop it is futile
So just listen now to my musical doodle

Think you control it but it’s way too hard
Every time is plays it’s an electric charge
The sound in your head is brutal
Now you're infected by the musical doodle

Do do do do do do do do do do do
You're gonna listen again to the musical doodle

The song that you ran from is back again
You wonder if the madness with ever end,
Trying to escape it is futile
So just listen now to my musical doodle
 
Do do do do do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do musical doodle
Listen again to the musical doodle


This song is pretty short, so the next one that I listened to was:


Zax from the coin-op arcade video game, "Afterburner ][" aka., "Afterburner Deluxe" by Sega from 1987.




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"Climb the Wall" -- Psychic Pissbrain


 
For reasons still unknown, my Ipod now reports this song as, "The Plastic Cat Toliet is Flooded" by, "Psychotectic Urinehead".
I submit to thee some proof, in Windows .WAV format:
http://ledmuseum.candlepower.us/45/tuh.wav

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Lovesound by Monni



New album, really impressed.
Banana!
BANANA!!
BANANA!!!
BANANA!!
Banana!
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ConfusedOuchPeeps bein' mean to a sleepin'Wolf today!
'daMissus is tryin' to make her existence on this earth short...all because she wanted me to get up. I didn't wanna hear this. Ever.
Guess what SHE is doing now?!  hint: "ZZZZzzzzzzzzzzzzz............"
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"I Don't Give a Sh!t About Your Website" -- Worm Quartet



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"Musical Doodle" -- from the SpongeBob SquarePants episode, "Ear Worm"



Round and round the record spins all day
Listen again it takes you far away,
Trying to stop it is futile
So just listen now to my musical doodle

Think you control it but it’s way too hard
Every time is plays it’s an electric charge
The sound in your head is brutal
Now you're infected by the musical doodle

Do do do do do do do do do do do
You're gonna listen again to the musical doodle

The song that you ran from is back again
You wonder if the madness with ever end,
Trying to escape it is futile
So just listen now to my musical doodle
 
Do do do do do do do do do do do
Do do do do do do musical doodle
Listen again to the musical doodle


This song is pretty short, so the next one that I listened to was:


Zax from the coin-op arcade video game, "Afterburner ][" aka., "Afterburner Deluxe" by Sega from 1987.



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"Strap-On Brain" -- Worm Quartet
 

 
You're ranting 'bout albums by the Masturbating Croutons
And Vinnie Viagra and the Limp Prick Krue
You tell me the Snailfuuckers were your greatest influence
But Timmy Tampon and the Stringalongs sure meant a lot to you
 
You're dropping names with Dennis Miller smugness
And with Rob Scheffield pretentiousness you analyze
And though you're cool on the outside, you're giggling internally
Cuz though I'm nodding you can see confusion in my eyes
 
Congratulations fuuckface
You're the indie rock obscurity king
So here's your fuucking trophy
Go stick it in the hole that makes your colon sing
 
Put on my strap-on brain to think at your level
But it makes me feel dirty
Makes me feel dirty 
(Put on my) strap-on brain to think at your level
But it makes me feel so fuucking dirty now
 
You've worked in the same cubicle for almost 20 years
You've got two kids a mortgage and an SUV
Climbed the corporate ladder 'til you got some underlings
And bless my lucky fuucking stars, one of 'em's me
 
You say they should mandate uniforms in public school
Cuz how can your kid learn when his friend's dressed like a slob?
Opinions are like assholes and yours could use some wiping
But I've gotta nod and smile just to keep my job
 
Have you always been so boring?
Did you have a soul and where did it go?
Was it your childhood ambition
To bitch about your golf game and your stock portfolio?
 
Put on my strap-on brain to think at your level
But it makes me feel dirty
Makes me feel dirty 
(Put on my) strap-on brain to think at your level
But it makes me feel so fuucking dirty now
 
Even the world's biggest moron
Has always got his own point of view
And he's just smart enough to know you can't disagree
If he's got any power over you
 
So when somebody's spouting walrus sh!t
But you're not allowed to tell 'em
Society dictates that thou shall bite thy tongue
And strap a cranial dildo to your cerebellum
A cranial dildo to your cerebellum
 
You're an ex-jock with a buzzcut, raised in West Virginia
With the 12-pack in your belly slowly flowing through your veins
You take me aside to tell me 'bout your high school days
When cheerleaders would spread for you after every game
 
Your breath gets worse as your drunken head bobs closer
And you rant about the homos and the homies and the spics
And I contemplate all my possible responses
And I weigh how much each one of them will get my ass kicked
 
You wasted redneck fuuckwit
Raised by the WWF
Let me buy you a cold one
So you can kill the three brain cells you've got left
 
Put on my strap-on brain to think at your level
But it makes me feel dirty
Makes me feel dirty 
(Put on my) strap-on brain to think at your level
But it makes me feel so fuucking dirty now



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