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    Posted: 20 Jul 2013 at 3:57am
Commercials that try too hard to integrate social media and hipster fads (like instagramming food, commercials with too many hashtags, etc.)
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Beaver's anal glands.


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I hate it when they make up stupid words (like swapportunity or healthing)just so they catch on in regular conversation!

Anything LOUD I immediately mute!

Repetition is a no no for me!
One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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I hate when they try to sell me stuff.
 
 
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My dislikes:

  1. Politically Correct Commercials
  2. "Stupid Husband Syndrome" Commercials
  3. Kid-Smarter-Than-Parent Commercials
  4. Every Insurance Commercial
  5. Commercials that insult competitors (Samsung Galaxy Commercials.  Seriously, is sharing a playlist by bumping your phone THAT big of a f**king deal?)
  6. Practically every frigging commercial out there...
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The "every-tenth-frame" (or whatever number) style where everything is choppy and disjointed. This is the High Definition Age, adtards, I don't need a commercial to look like is was filmed by rapid-firing a point and shoot camera.
Hmm... a world without children. Future generations will thank us.
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Icona Pop, 'nuff said
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Originally posted by Darthhillbilly Darthhillbilly wrote:

The "every-tenth-frame" (or whatever number) style where everything is choppy and disjointed. This is the High Definition Age, adtards, I don't need a commercial to look like is was filmed by rapid-firing a point and shoot camera.
 
I don't mind that so much.  It reminds me of the little flip books that used to come in Cracker Jacks.  But the only one I can think of involves some 50-60ish guy walking down the steps to the beach outside his home.  I can't remember the product, even though I've seen this commercial a million times.
 
 
 
 
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Ads for drugs such as dick medication.
 
"Side effects may include (but are not limited to) cardiac perspiration, oral mitosis, foul cephalic odour, bladder revulsion, splenic hemorrhoids, hepatic lavage, axillary micturition, unexplained wads of Cleanax floating in the toilet, nasal emesis, excessive weight loss or gain, renal organ halitosis, scrotal hirsutism, and vaginal lethargy.
 
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Originally posted by Tampon Submarine Tampon Submarine wrote:

Ads for drugs such as dick medication.
 
"Side effects may include (but are not limited to) cardiac perspiration, oral mitosis, foul cephalic odour, bladder revulsion, illegal hemorrhoids, cardiac lavage, axillary micturition, unexplained wads of Cleanax floating in the toilet, nasal emesis, excessive weight loss or gain, hepatic halitosis, scrotal hirsutism, and vaginal lethargy.
 
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Yeah, the old "this could kill you but we told you up front that it could kill you so we're allowed to sell it to you" FDA by-pass. Love that one.
Hmm... a world without children. Future generations will thank us.
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Originally posted by Snesgamer Snesgamer wrote:

Commercials that try too hard to integrate social media and hipster fads (like instagramming food, commercials with too many hashtags, etc.)

One hashtag is too many.
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Fake bites make me so angry. 
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Originally posted by afjay afjay wrote:

Fake bites make me so angry. 


Related - when they stall by talking so much they don't even end up taking a bite, fake or not (Wendy's commercials where the redhead never eats anything, for instance).
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Originally posted by Snesgamer Snesgamer wrote:

Originally posted by afjay afjay wrote:

Fake bites make me so angry. 


Related - when they stall by talking so much they don't even end up taking a bite, fake or not (Wendy's commercials where the redhead never eats anything, for instance).

Yes her! In the one commercial where she announces "Going in" I get so angry. Who does that? I think I'd get up and move to a different table it someone I was eating with did that. 
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Originally posted by catnapped catnapped wrote:

Icona Pop, 'nuff said


Agreed, I want to burn/bury all copies of this song deep into the earth so no one can hear it ever again!
One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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Originally posted by Ad nauseous Ad nauseous wrote:

Originally posted by catnapped catnapped wrote:

Icona Pop, 'nuff said


Agreed, I want to burn/bury all copies of this song deep into the earth so no one can hear it ever again!


I want the Icona Pop "singers" to ACTUALLY crash into a bridge and see if they survive! Will they "care" when they're in a hospital with a million stitches holding their vital organs in?


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You could save 15% on your boner drugs if you have a reverse mortgage then call peachtree providing you don't have a hole in your thoat when you take shower in your walk in tube. Period. Dirty butts. Fake hair color. That is alll.

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Originally posted by lkl005 lkl005 wrote:

You could save 15% on your boner drugs if you have a reverse mortgage then call peachtree providing you don't have a hole in your thoat when you take shower in your walk in tube. Period. Dirty butts. Fake hair color. That is alll.



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Toilet paper companies telling us to "respect" the paper we wipe our asses with.

Companies using babies to sell their products. 
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1.  People CRUNCHING FOOD REALLY LOUD so you can hear it from ZIP codes away.

2.  Any "intimate" product having to do directly with SEX.  Leave those on the Playboy channel(s)!

3.  Ads for products that act like they're the only game in town (e.g. WALMART WALMART WALMART)

4.  Ads for "#1 New Shows/Movies" I just don't care to see or watch!
"Cottage cheese is not a 'feminine product'!"
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^Just once, I'd like to see an ad for the #2 movie, or at least the "It's not #1, but maybe in the top 10?" movie....


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Bucks. If a product is shown that costs 8 dollars and the ad actually uses the word dollars it gets my "bucks". And vice versa.
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Originally posted by lkl005 lkl005 wrote:

You could save 15% on your boner drugs if you have a reverse mortgage then call peachtree providing you don't have a hole in your thoat when you take shower in your walk in tube. Period. Dirty butts. Fake hair color. That is alll.


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Originally posted by Codtaro Codtaro wrote:

^Just once, I'd like to see an ad for the #2 movie, or at least the "It's not #1, but maybe in the top 10?" movie....


Agreed, but I don't think the studios would see money in that!
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1. The paid advertisement tv "shows" that are all hour long.
2. The nonsense vocals that go with most commercials today - no song, no cute ditties but the "la la la la la or boo boo boo or la li li and so on".
3. Male enhancement commercials, bra commercials and similar things.
4. Commercials that use dancing.
5. Commercials that use babies. Believe me, some of us don't think babies are adorable.
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