Verizon Unlimited Wireless Plan Girl...

This one was at the top of my list about two weeks ago...This is the commercial that starts out following a woman who boldly proclaims how she's going to "work her phone, without worrying about her bill. I'm going to call back Justin, Troy, Brad. Hey Brad, Not Brad."  Ohhhh my god I just want to slap the taste out of that girl's mouth when she says that. Then, she goes on to say "I'm going to tell my brother what I really think about his girlfriend, and tell everyone everything i've been holding back. This is gonna be fun." Oh come on. It's a freakin' phone plan, not a path to self realization and women's lib. What a joke. The commercial ends with the entire Verizon workforce walking behind her (lame) accompanied by that crappy new jingle Verizon has put in at the end of all of its commercials to torture the general public with.

I hate the uppity-chick leaving the office with her attitude, but she's got some awesome legs!

Funny you should mention her legs. Originally, I thought her legs were a bit chunky relative to the rest of her body. After consideration, however, i've decided she does have pretty killer legs. Oh how they could wrap right around a man ...after which she would likely call all of her friends and gossip about it.