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    Posted: 25 Aug 2012 at 5:26pm
I've seen this ad several times over the past couple of hours and it's getting old real fast.


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So from this ad I'm supposed to come away with the idea that.....
 
Only losers with crappy dead end jobs eat Velveeta Shells & Cheese.
 
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The best store bought macaroni & cheese is Stouffer's.
 
Good stuff.
 
 
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Make your own.  Use real cheese.  It's easy enough and just as quick as this Velveeta stuff.
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I sometimes make pretty good, quick mac & cheese just by tossing a couple of sandwich slices of cheese & a little milk into a pot of still hot, drained pasta.
Cover, let the cheese slices melt, stir, add some grated cheese on top & enjoy.
 
Works good with flat egg noodles, spaghetti or linguini too.
 
Even ramens.
 
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As usual. Before I could type the first letter this pos commercial came on! I have not tasted velveeta for decades. At least that I know of. I remember the "flavor" as being similar if not exactly like the nasty "cheese like substance" Mcdonalds uses. In the 70s for some reason a popular color was called Harvest Gold for appliances/something? Gold for vehicles. My friends and I refered to this color as "Baby S**t". Velveeta! Eat Liquid Baby S**t Gold!
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Either that, or any time you see this commercial, you are reminded of the not-quite-glorious death of Marcus Licinius Crassus:

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Subsequently Crassus' men, being near mutiny, demanded he parley with the Parthians, who had offered to meet with him. Crassus, despondent at the death of his son Publius in the battle, finally agreed to meet the Parthian general; however, when Crassus mounted a horse to ride to the Parthian camp for a peace negotiation, his junior officer Octavius suspected a Parthian trap and grabbed Crassus' horse by the bridle, instigating a sudden fight with the Parthians that left the Roman party dead, including Crassus.[14] A story later emerged that, after Crassus' death, the Parthians poured molten gold into his mouth as a symbol of his thirst for wealth.
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I just saw it for the first time.  First off, those little helicopters are really cheaply made and trying to control them really sucks.  Secondly, he works at the mall in a kiosk...yeah, I'm real jealous of him. Ermm
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I've always thought it smelled like vomit!Dead
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A guy who sells helicopters TOY ones yep that'll be great on a resume...NOT!

What does flying TOY helicopters have to do with (I assume) stinky cheese.

Why the Censored would I want Velveeta cheese from a guy who flies toy helicopters???

This commercial is stupid. Thumbs Down


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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Moochamoocha Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 27 Aug 2012 at 7:45am
Liquid gold? Looks more like liquid sh*t to me.
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This stuff is why half the girls I know gained 20 pounds freshman year. It's like 600 calories, ay.
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And that's without the crumbled bacon, sausage or hamgurger added in!!!! Tongue
 
 
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Originally posted by eribean eribean wrote:

This stuff is why half the girls I know gained 20 pounds freshman year. It's like 600 calories, ay.
 
While their boyfriends ate the Vulveeta.
 
 
 
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Originally posted by eribean eribean wrote:

This stuff is why half the girls I know gained 20 pounds freshman year. It's like 600 calories, ay.
 
While their boyfriends ate the Vulveeta.
 
 
 
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Originally posted by eribean eribean wrote:

This stuff is why half the girls I know gained 20 pounds freshman year. It's like 600 calories, ay.
While their boyfriends ate the Vulveeta.
 
 
But only until the girls got too fat.
 
Then they droppd them for the slender girls who ddn't eat the VELveeta & started eating their Vulveeta.
 
 
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Thanks for the "LOL", Sarge.  I'd been wanting to get the word "Vulveeta" in here since the thread started, and I just got tired of waiting.
 
 
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I always called it "Smell-Feet-a".
 
Got any clever segues for that?
 
 
 
 
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

I always called it "Smell-Feet-a".
 
Got any clever segues for that?
 
 
 
 
 
Your feet might smell like Velveeta.  But mine smell like a fine Brie.
 
 
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Your feet might smell like Velveeta.  But mine smell like a fine Brie.
 
Limberger is prolly more like it.
 
 
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Thanks for the "LOL", Sarge.  I'd been wanting to get the word "Vulveeta" in here since the thread started, and I just got tired of waiting.
 

 

Well played, my friend.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Oldiesmann Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 04 Sep 2012 at 9:17pm
Now the hardworking businessman who sells tropical fish and aquariums is eating Velveeta as well:



Surely anyone with the knowledge, patience, etc. to raise tropical fish has more sense than this. I also hope this doesn't convince people that they can just go out and buy a tropical fish without any research or knowledge on how to raise them.
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what's funny about this commercial is that up here in the land of dairy farms, most of the large operations have these huge blue tanks that look like short fat silos - that hold liquid manure used for fertilizer.  The name on the side (assuming it's the brand name for the tanks) is "Liquid Gold".  I tried to find a picture online but didnt' see one. 
 
Also, definitely funny to model yourself after a loser who works at the mall.   "After you get done flying your helicopter & eating velveeta, you can go smoke pot with your friends then back home to your mom's basement"
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Originally posted by jerkylips jerkylips wrote:

what's funny about this commercial is that up here in the land of dairy farms, most of the large operations have these huge blue tanks that look like short fat silos - that hold liquid manure used for fertilizer.  The name on the side (assuming it's the brand name for the tanks) is "Liquid Gold".  I tried to find a picture online but didnt' see one. 
 
Also, definitely funny to model yourself after a loser who works at the mall.   "After you get done flying your helicopter & eating velveeta, you can go smoke pot with your friends then back home to your mom's basement"


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The first few things I notice about this dumbass commercial is how unrealistic it is.

First-who eats crappy macaroni and cheese in a bowl walking around at a mall?

Second-This annoying douchebag loser making $6.25 an hour selling RC Helicopters at the mall isn't dating a hottie like "Kayla the lotion girl" No f**king way...sorry dude ain't happening.

Third-Where and why is his buddy "Marco" boiling hot water on a stove at the mall for this douche's mac and cheese?

I hate this f**king commercial, and velveeta is processed liguid sh*t!
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