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    Posted: 17 May 2008 at 2:44am
Sadly, he died just as he was getting his life together.
 
Same with Stevie Ray Vaughn.
 
Sucks.
 
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that was one EXTREMELY funny man!!!LOL my Brothers and I would watch him and laugh 'til we couldn't breath!
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Here's the clip in case anyone hasn't seen it before...
 
 
 
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I remember his national TV debut on the old Late Nite with David Letterman on NBC.
 
Letterman's intro was basically, get ready for something very unusual, & hold on to something. They even dimmed the lights for him when he came out which they rarely do.
 
He came out & did that routine. He also did the "don't ever get married bit" where he got down in some poor guy's face screaming about his face was the face of death or hell or something.
 
A friend & I had been out drinking & came back to my place & got high on top of that.
 
We were literally rolling around on the floor laughing. I thought I was gonna choke to death I was laughing so hard. I actually felt sick my stomach hurt so bad afterward.
 
Saw him & Jessica Hahn in Daytona Beach not long before he died.
 
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LOL
 
Yeah, Kinnison was good!!
 
 
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I enjoyed laughing at Kinnison:


"Stop sending ‘em food, alright? Don’t send them any more food.

You wanna help these people? Send them U-Hauls. Send them boxes, you know; some luggage; send ‘em a guy that goes, “Hey. Hee-eh-eh-ey. Hey, you know we just drove 750 miles across the desert with your food, and it occured to us that there wouldn’t be world hunger, if you people would live WHERE THE FOOD IS!

YOU LIVE IN A DESERRRRRT! DO YOU UNDERSTAND THAT? YOU LIIIIVE IN A DESERRRRT! NOTHING GROWS THERE! NOTHING GONNA GROW THERE!"

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Originally posted by FaithSF FaithSF wrote:

Thor, I used to go to the Other Cafe!  I loved it.  Except for when we had second-row seats and Bobcat Goldthwaite was onstage.  You did NOT want to be anywhere close to him, because spit and sweat would fly, and he'd climb onto the empty chairs in front!  I remember seeing Dana Carvey there, and there was a brother act--maybe Jan and Fran?  They did this thing with , "New news! New news!"

I also learned early on to stop telling the comedians I was from New Jersey.  Too many bad Jersey jokes!
 
Yep.  It's quite possible that I was the guy who took your money (for awhile, open-mike nights were changed to Bobcat nights---that is, $8 admission rather than $2).  I hope you behaved yourself and that I didn't have to kick you out.  Jeez, I think that was '83.  Were you in SF then?
 
Fran and Jan Solomita.  Nice guys.  Bobcat, too.  He used to tip all of the workers, including me.  $10 every night!  He had gone from being a nobody in Boston to being an overnight sensation in San Francisco.  Yeah, his show was intense.  There were a few near-fights at times when he performed.  The college kids weren't getting him at all.  They wanted him to be Sam Kinnison.
 
Dana Carvey was another very nice person.  I went to a few parties at his house when he and Paula Poundstone were roommates.
 
And yes---the Jersey jokes.  Which exit?
 
 
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Yeah, come to think of it, it makes sense that they'd base their skits on actual episodes.

When I saw it last Saturday I was thinking "Damn I wish I could post a clip of that on CIH."
 
What makes those even funnier are the words to the theme song that kind of explain the plot scenario real fast before the final MAG-RU-BER!!!!!.
 
What was that one line  last week...something about, 'He's heterosexual and gets lotsa poontang..MCGRUUUUBERRR!'LOL
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Thor, I used to go to the Other Cafe!  I loved it.  Except for when we had second-row seats and Bobcat Goldthwaite was onstage.  You did NOT want to be anywhere close to him, because spit and sweat would fly, and he'd climb onto the empty chairs in front!  I remember seeing Dana Carvey there, and there was a brother act--maybe Jan and Fran?  They did this thing with , "New news! New news!"

I also learned early on to stop telling the comedians I was from New Jersey.  Too many bad Jersey jokes!
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Anyone familiar with www.hulu.com?
 
Free TV shows (sans commercials) and movies on your computer.  Pretty new site, I think, so I think they're still adding shows to their site.
 
 
 
I use that one and this:
According to Jimbo's link, there is 1 affiliate in my state.......100 miles away, tho.Cry
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Whereas MaGruber would've just used a battery, a bottle cap & a tube of anal lubricant.
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From Wikipedia's list of problems MacGyver solved:
 
Flames End (1x13)

MacGyver rewires the panel of an electronically-timed lock so the oscillator counts down much more quickly, allowing escape from a nuclear waste disposal chamber before waste enters the room. He uses a dismantled revolver as a wrench to unblock a nuclear reactor cooling system.

 
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Yeah, come to think of it, it makes sense that they'd base their skits on actual episodes.

When I saw it last Saturday I was thinking "Damn I wish I could post a clip of that on CIH."
 
What makes those even funnier are the words to the theme song that kind of explain the plot scenario real fast before the final MAG-RU-BER!!!!!.
 
And the look on Kristen Wiig's face during that first one when his son told him who he was using the anal lubricant with was just classic. 
 
I really like her. She is very funny & talented. I hope she has a long career in films after SNL.
 
 
 
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I remember (vaguely) the MacGyver episode those skits were based on.  This was funnier, though.
 
 
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Anyone familiar with www.hulu.com?
 
Free TV shows (sans commercials) and movies on your computer.  Pretty new site, I think, so I think they're still adding shows to their site.
 
 
 
I've heard of it somewhere. I think someone may have posted a link here at CIH before.
 
Anyway, this is from that site. It was just on SNL last Saturday. I was hoping to find a link to it somewhere so I could post it here.
 
Funny stuff.
 
Especially the first one.
 
 
 
 
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Anyone familiar with www.hulu.com?
 
Free TV shows (sans commercials) and movies on your computer.  Pretty new site, I think, so I think they're still adding shows to their site.
 
 
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Like I said earlier people....
 
  
 
 
 
 
 
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Yeah, that was the signal to go to bed because this was on:




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More about there is nothing on.  Many of us remember that about midnight or 1am when the Star Spangled Banner played...then after that, there was really absolutley nothing on.
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I remember growing up in Indianapolis at a time when there were only five channels--4, 6, 8, 13 and 20.  Channel 4 showed original programming such as Sammy Terry, who presented horror films on Saturday nights; Cowboy Bob, who played his guitar and had his sidekick puppet, Sourdough; and Janie, who introduced the children to old Popeye cartoons.  It wasn't until 1984 that Indianapolis got a new channel--59, which, at the time, was independent until its affiliation with FOX some two years later. 
 
Because I don't want to pay over $50 a month to Comcast for channels I'll never see, I'm content to use my tax refund check to buy my DTV converter box so I'll continue to see over-the-air programming.  Unfortunately, one day, the networks will farm out their scripted programming to their cable brethren while reality TV finally becomes a dying fad; and there will be nothing left on free TV other than news and America's Most Wanted.  Thor is right--TV is becoming a vast landscape! 
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Thanks for those links, Jimbo!!  One of the best shows I saw (on a night I wasn't working) was a Kevin Meaney performance.  He must've been on stage for 2 hours...and still had to do several encores.  I remember my sides still hurting the next morning from having laughed so hard.
 
Kevin Meaney, imitating a "typical" girl in a Massachusetts bar:  "Look!!  My tooth is loose!  See??  It's gonna fall out!  Kiss me!!"
 
 
 
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Kevin Meaney is a fukcing riot.
 
I used to have a buddy who was a big fan of his.
 
He'd always go around doing Meaney's signature lines where he was imitating his parents...
 
"Look at im, look at im, look at im..... wouldja look at im??????" "What's wroooong with yooou???" "Are you on the pot???" or "Get that puss off your face!!!" "That's not riiiiight!!!!" "You're like a crazy person!!!!"
 
 
 
 
 
 
 
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Hootman, jokes are actually pretty rare in comedy.  "Routines" are what comedians do, and a routine is funny as much because of the delivery as it is because of the lines.  One actual joke that stands out has been one of my favorites since I first heard it.  And it wasn't just the joke itself that was funny, but the audience reaction.  It was a delayed reaction that slowly built to a roar as people visualized it.  It was spoken by Kevin Meaney, who was great, but never got the fame he deserved, although he hasn't done badly.
 
What's black and white and can't turn around in a hallway?
A nun with a javelin through her head.
 
 
The place I worked at was called The Other Cafe, was located in the Haight, and previously had been a poetry reading place with a seating capacity of 49.  I used to crush 120 people into the club. 
 
Just today, coincidentally, I was notified about a reunion of the comedy club's comedians, staff, and owners!  I can't wait!  You can find my name mentioned in the last paragaph of this article:
 
 
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Rough estimate, Jimbo.  Approx 17-20 sets of comedy per night (I worked mostly open-mike nights), 2 or 3 nights per week, for 5 years---plus all the other regular full-set shows I'd attend---minus the one or two weeks per year that I went on vacation. 
 
That's a lot of comedy!!  Great experience, certainly. 
 
 
 
 


Way off topic, but do you remember the funniest joke you ever heard during that time? 
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Rough estimate, Jimbo.  Approx 17-20 sets of comedy per night (I worked mostly open-mike nights), 2 or 3 nights per week, for 5 years---plus all the other regular full-set shows I'd attend---minus the one or two weeks per year that I went on vacation. 
 
That's a lot of comedy!!  Great experience, certainly. 
 
 
 
 
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