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violetlightning ![]() Commercial Hater ![]() ![]() Joined: 23 Apr 2008 Location: Boston Status: Offline Points: 331 |
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OKay, yeah, that seems kind of ridiculous. The threat should at least make some kind of sense. Just how in the hell do you wind up needing to have things amputated because of smoking? |
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violetlightning ![]() Commercial Hater ![]() ![]() Joined: 23 Apr 2008 Location: Boston Status: Offline Points: 331 |
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We should just start our own thread: Thor and Violet Go Wildly Off-Topic! ![]() Of course, if we did do that it wouldn't be off topic really . . . Thor & Violet's Thread of Jefferson Family Miscellany! I've heard Grace's White Levi's and Spencer's Twig City - but I don't know that I've heard Jack's I'm a Duck, or Marty's Stretch Levi's. They're not on that recording. |
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msmadz ![]() Honor Roll ![]() ![]() 8+ years on CIH Joined: 15 Apr 2008 Location: New York Status: Offline Points: 9941 |
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Getting back ON topic, there is an ad running in New York that has this woman (Marie from the Bronx) who, due to her smoking, hAd something like 20 amputations over a course of 12 years. She holds up her hands and her finger tips are all lopped off and it looks like she may be missing a foot and some toes.
I suppose this is when the average smoker lets out a horrified GASP and flushes their butts down the toilet.
I've known smokers - lots of them - and I've never heard of anyone needing their digits amputated. Clearly, this isn't the norm and it pissses me off that they use these scare tactics. They just don't seem to work.
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Thor ![]() Revolutionary ![]() ![]() Joined: 16 Apr 2008 Location: Rockaway, NJ Status: Offline Points: 62897 |
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Went kind of off-topic here, didn't we?
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Thor ![]() Revolutionary ![]() ![]() Joined: 16 Apr 2008 Location: Rockaway, NJ Status: Offline Points: 62897 |
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Another thing I found, Violet. A page of White Rabbit cover videos, including Patti Smith's! Back up one page, and there's all sorts of Airplane stuff.
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Thor ![]() Revolutionary ![]() ![]() Joined: 16 Apr 2008 Location: Rockaway, NJ Status: Offline Points: 62897 |
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At the time the commercial came out, I was about 11, and wouldn't have cared about "hippie hypocrisy". Probably wouldn't have cared later, either. I've never begrudged struggling musicians their money (never even bothered me, in theory, when musicians "sold out" their music to be used in commercials. I just dislike hearing the songs in those commercials over and over).
In looking up the JA Levi's ad, I came across this page of a radio station website. Apparently, once a year, part of their playlist includes old rock music radio commercials. Here's a list of what they played one day, late 2005 (Pete Townsend for the US Air Force???) :
Dick Lurie Guitar Lessons (1959) The Jefferson Airplane for Levis (Grace Slick, "White Levis") Some Chevy spot with "A Mighty Wind" folk overtones "Psych-Out!" trailer "The Young Seducers" trailer Radio Free Europe PSA featuring Jack Webb 1972 "Get Out The Vote" PSA featuring Terry Talbot of Mason Proffit The Jefferson Airplane for Levi's (Marty Balin, "Stretch Levis") |
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violetlightning ![]() Commercial Hater ![]() ![]() Joined: 23 Apr 2008 Location: Boston Status: Offline Points: 331 |
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Yeah, they kind of got in trouble for that because it was right around the time that workers in a Levi's factory somewhere were protesting their treatment. The band didn't know about that when they recorded it, and Paul wanted to do the commercials because a) they gave them ridiculous amounts of freedom (as I'm sure you can tell from the resulting ads. . .) and b) he wasn't allowed to wear jeans in school when he was growing up, so to him they were kind of a symbol of rebellion. (He went to really strict schools. His elementary school was a Catholic Military boarding school. Really. "Nuns and Guns. As a result, I now fear nothing.") I read in some book of essays about the sixties how the person who had written that particular essay thought it characterized hippie hypocrisy or something, but I really don't think they knew - and who would think to demand a tour of all their factories to check on conditions there before doing a couple of :30 spots? Well, maybe today you would, but probably not so much then. ![]() |
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Thor ![]() Revolutionary ![]() ![]() Joined: 16 Apr 2008 Location: Rockaway, NJ Status: Offline Points: 62897 |
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This whole nanny state thing has GOT to go. Just heard on the news that a a California state assemblyman (Democrat, of course |
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Thor ![]() Revolutionary ![]() ![]() Joined: 16 Apr 2008 Location: Rockaway, NJ Status: Offline Points: 62897 |
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I didn't know that. Funny, though!
![]() Have you ever heard the song the Airplane did for a Levi's commercial? If not, here 'tis:
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Thor ![]() Revolutionary ![]() ![]() Joined: 16 Apr 2008 Location: Rockaway, NJ Status: Offline Points: 62897 |
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Well, for instance, the first bit of needlework you posted (Sex Respect per an abstinence-only curriculum)...I don't see anything disturbing at all about the sentiments espoused there.
Yep! You'd never know it by where I lived, the way I looked, the things I did, or the music I like (JA??!!) over the years, but I've become quite conservative over the years. Kind of always was.
For the record (so to speak), I have no problem with the Airplane's often radical lyrics. I understand the era.
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violetlightning ![]() Commercial Hater ![]() ![]() Joined: 23 Apr 2008 Location: Boston Status: Offline Points: 331 |
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I think they're claiming that their intended purpose is reducing the number of people (esp. under 30) who start smoking, and exposing the seedy side of the tobacco industry. So you can measure your success differently when you state your purpose that way. |
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violetlightning ![]() Commercial Hater ![]() ![]() Joined: 23 Apr 2008 Location: Boston Status: Offline Points: 331 |
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![]() Harkening back to a thread that you and I dominated awhile ago, I was really excited to show Paul Kantner the postcards I'd had made of the ABC cross-stitch (we had to have them made, it was part of our grade). You can imagine how much I'd want to have the opinion of someone I consider a political artist*, who has inspired me so much. So we were backstage and I handed it him. He sat and looked at it for a moment and finally said "That's depressing." "That's the point." "You should do a happy version." "No I shouldn't." Oh, well. *Did you know he wrote Crown of Creation when the Humphrey campaign asked JA to write a song for them? "Soon you'll obtain the stability you strive for in the only way that it's granted - in a place among the fossils of our time . . ." Needless to say the Humphrey campaign decided not to use it. ![]() |
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Skerlnik ![]() Honor Roll ![]() ![]() Joined: 16 Apr 2008 Location: Tucson Status: Offline Points: 4045 |
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Gee, no wonder they're so cheap and weak. And, how in the world are they determining that the campaign is a "success"? I've never heard anyone state that it was a douchenozzle commercial that was a factor in helping them quit smoking.
They are annoying, condescending, sanctimonious and unfunny. And, I'm not even a smoker.
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Thor ![]() Revolutionary ![]() ![]() Joined: 16 Apr 2008 Location: Rockaway, NJ Status: Offline Points: 62897 |
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Violet Lightning, I actually agree with many of the family-values sentiments in your needlework.
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I want to blow smoke into those self-righteous idiots face and flick my butt at them. I wonder how many of them smoke something "alternative"?
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violetlightning ![]() Commercial Hater ![]() ![]() Joined: 23 Apr 2008 Location: Boston Status: Offline Points: 331 |
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violetlightning ![]() Commercial Hater ![]() ![]() Joined: 23 Apr 2008 Location: Boston Status: Offline Points: 331 |
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OMG, I totally have one of those! I think we lost the various tubings and attachments years ago, I've only ever used it as a hot water bottle. Ours is from the 60's, and I loooooove it. It's a lifesaver for sore muscles. On another note, on a feminist blog I read occasionally there was a discussion about the use of "douche" as an insult. I think the end result was that people agreed that it should be used as an insult, because douches are bad for you - you know, invented by "the man", and ultimately more harmful than they ever were helpful. (Okay, I don't think anyone said "the man", I made that part up. But you get my point.) |
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violetlightning ![]() Commercial Hater ![]() ![]() Joined: 23 Apr 2008 Location: Boston Status: Offline Points: 331 |
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Well I looked this up, because if it was true, that would be interesting to say the least. And it is true, for the most part, but it's also a little misleading. They provide funding because of a settlement for a lawsuit (it's not a law), as do several other tobacco companies. But they don't have any say in how the money is used, or anything. They also agreed to several restrictions on advertising and marketing and to release various internal documents. I'm always shocked when I find old magazines and TV Guides, they have so many cigarette ads in them. But there's good news for those of you that don't like these ads, from the American Legacy Foundation's website, about their truth campaign: "The American Legacy Foundation, which provides strategic direction and funding for the truth® campaign, received in 2003 what is likely its final payment to the National Public Education Fund established by the Master Settlement Agreement. Despite its success, the truth® campaign now faces an unprecedented funding challenge." I'm kind of curious what shows you guys see these ads during, because I think I've only seen the latest ad once . . . although it's possible I've just been able to fast forward through it whenever it's on a show I'm watching. |
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Big Momma ![]() Honor Roll ![]() ![]() I donated. Joined: 17 Apr 2008 Location: New Hampshire Status: Offline Points: 4920 |
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Violet, You are quite brilliant!!!!!
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Hootman ![]() Revolutionary ![]() ![]() Joined: 15 Apr 2008 Location: Ohio Status: Offline Points: 8151 |
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ROTFLMAO!
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I like it too, but where is it?
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Han6001 ![]() Revolutionary ![]() Joined: 15 Apr 2008 Status: Offline Points: 56 |
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I agree. "Douchenozzle" is one of my new favorite words.
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Skerlnik ![]() Honor Roll ![]() ![]() Joined: 16 Apr 2008 Location: Tucson Status: Offline Points: 4045 |
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But, I have to say that "douchenozzles" is myword of the week.
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smittykins ![]() Revolutionary ![]() ![]() Joined: 16 Apr 2008 Location: New York Status: Offline Points: 370 |
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Almost as bad are the ads shown during Yankees and Mets games on their respective channels, usually followed by a graphic reading "QUIT SMOKING NOW." I don't smoke(though in the interest of full disclosure, I did try it), but I think the reaction of the average smoker to those ads would be a raised middle finger and a hearty "F*** YOU!"
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