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    Posted: 15 Dec 2017 at 6:45pm
Originally posted by msmith msmith wrote:

The girl only has 2 outfits?  How about getting some regular clothes for her.  You know, jeans, shirts, stuff like that.  She may need that when school starts, unless you want her to be the weird kid that smells funny.
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...but does it really matter when you live way out in the boondocks with 'Daddy' and you're 'Home Schooled' anyway? And, in another year, any real school would probably send her home when she showed up with a 'funny belly'
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The girl only has 2 outfits?  How about getting some regular clothes for her.  You know, jeans, shirts, stuff like that.  She may need that when school starts, unless you want her to be the weird kid that smells funny.
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Originally posted by tikibagger tikibagger wrote:

buy me the SQUIRRELS, daddy!
in this case that guy wants the GERBILTongue

Thanks for nothing you got me laughing so hard I had to strain so my latest toot wouldn't become a Stanley Steamer Wet One!
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Those commercial parodies were hysterical. Especially with the brunette hottie with the bob talking about her riding the cotton pony. Big momma you are spot on. My beloved parents didn't play that Dr. SPOCK liberal you know what. (Old DR. who wrote that ridiculous rag). Not the pointy ear nerd Spock. Metro/light on loafers dad just wants to placate his little girl so he can get back to dancing to broadway show tunes and watching Sex And The City reruns!
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Originally posted by Big Momma Big Momma wrote:

Children will only get away with what you allow them too. This commercial is sickening.
ApproveThat's SO true, Big Momma! Any responsible parent would nail her left shoe to the floor and have her run around in counter-clockwise circles until 'Little Princess Grace' not-so-gracefully passes out, face-first on the floor. 
 
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Children will only get away with what you allow them too. This commercial is sickening.
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One of my staff works from home and gets to play with his young daughters every day. He's a true 'Mr. Mom', since his wife is an investment banker and works in the office, but he is turning into a bit of a bitch, doncha know. I'm thinking of sending him a box of those sani-pads for XMAS... ya know, he gets like the girl in this commercial leaving the rest of us like the pet at, oh...8 seconds in...
...but he DOES get to play with his girls!
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Originally posted by tikibagger tikibagger wrote:

buy me the SQUIRRELS, daddy!
in this case that guy wants the GERBILTongue
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LOL


I didn't catch that. They are both bringing fleas into the house and I hope the little girl gets a good case of Lymes disease!
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Mom & dad, or dad & dad (whatever the case may be - never know nowadays), have obviously failed little miss princess in more areas than just personal hygiene...




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I guess Tide wants us to think that dad has nothing better to do than play with his daughter. Maybe he should do laundry more often, does the idiot do anything around the house? Angry


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Originally posted by zippyjet zippyjet wrote:

OR (most likely) the bottom in a overly dominant gay relationship where Rex will come home and want his MEATLOAF at the end of the day while lily? ADOPTED

OMG, Y'all got me cracking up so bad. The little girl is sort of cute and not as bratty as other commercial kids. Imagine home life for this little girl. Daddy light on the loafers and top beef trust Rex probably blast the homestead with Broadway musical show tunes. Dad probably bleats "Let It Go," during his daily dose of the thick swinging sirloin. Poor little girl escapes to the life as a princess or sheriff sporting cowboy boots. So, when she hits 11 she can wear cheeky Daisy Dukes with those boots and become a "prostitot." Meanwhile, daddy and Rex are playing trains from Starlight Express or acting out book of Mormon song and dance numbers. The poor little girl once a princess wearing the same dress, a sheriff, then a money making prostitot is now 21 and has gone off to college coming home to find out her daddy is now a TG and goes by the handle "Matilda!" Of course naming him/herself after another blockbuster Broadway Show.

pretty elaborate scenario there..but on point Tongue
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OR (most likely) the bottom in a overly dominant gay relationship where Rex will come home and want his MEATLOAF at the end of the day while lily? ADOPTED

OMG, Y'all got me cracking up so bad. The little girl is sort of cute and not as bratty as other commercial kids. Imagine home life for this little girl. Daddy light on the loafers and top beef trust Rex probably blast the homestead with Broadway musical show tunes. Dad probably bleats "Let It Go," during his daily dose of the thick swinging sirloin. Poor little girl escapes to the life as a princess or sheriff sporting cowboy boots. So, when she hits 11 she can wear cheeky Daisy Dukes with those boots and become a "prostitot." Meanwhile, daddy and Rex are playing trains from Starlight Express or acting out book of Mormon song and dance numbers. The poor little girl once a princess wearing the same dress, a sheriff, then a money making prostitot is now 21 and has gone off to college coming home to find out her daddy is now a TG and goes by the handle "Matilda!" Of course naming him/herself after another blockbuster Broadway Show.
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Originally posted by Banderboy Banderboy wrote:

I don't know which is more sickening- this or the ones where the dads are sitting in the miniature chairs having a tea party, or getting a makeover, with their daughters. 
 
Tea parties?  Makeovers?  Yep, nowadays that's Dad stuff.  LOL
 
Of course, most girls prefer playing sports, going fishing, riding dirtbikes, building ATVs and inventing science-y things to save the world...at least in commercial-land.
 
 
 
 
Also, girls like to ride bicycles, swim, go horseback riding and go waterpark slide sliding when it's that time of the month.

Then they run through fresh spring meadows after they've used a feminine hygiene product that has become synonymous with hipsters and other men.
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Yeah, I'd edited my comment to kind of reflect that.
 
 
 
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Tea parties?  Makeovers?  I thought all little girls nowadays played sports, went fishing, rode dirtbikes, built ATVs and invented science-y things to save the world.

Or maybe that's just in commercial-land.


Depends upon exactly which M.O. they are incorporating into their attempt at manipulation of the viewer.

If it's a tug at the heart strings gimmick, they'll show big, tough, macho daddy sitting on the floor at his little girl's toy tea table as she serves him tea and cookies from her play tea set.

On the other hand, if the gimmick is showing how strong and awesome and capable of anything girls are, then the scenario will be closer to what you described.

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Originally posted by Banderboy Banderboy wrote:

I don't know which is more sickening- this or the ones where the dads are sitting in the miniature chairs having a tea party, or getting a makeover, with their daughters. 
 
Tea parties?  Makeovers?  Yep, nowadays that's Dad stuff.  LOL
 
Of course, most girls prefer playing sports, going fishing, riding dirtbikes, building ATVs and inventing science-y things to save the world...at least in commercial-land.
 
 
 
 
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I don't know which is more sickening- this or the ones where the dads are sitting in the miniature chairs having a tea party, or getting a makeover, with their daughters. 
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Quote Daughter running the show is so reminiscent of Veruca and Henry Salt from Willy Wonka And The Chocolate Factory. She yelled at her DAD, told him what to do and ELBOWED him in the stomach.
 
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