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    Posted: 02 Oct 2017 at 9:48am
Originally posted by CapeCat CapeCat wrote:

I think I hear the same set of actors' faked-on-the-phone bawling and drawling the same inanities for both Dinovite for pets and some cure-all called "Texas Super Food" for people  (which apparently has "Alfalfa!" in it -  Wow!!  Have some hay,  folks - good for what ails ya!) We are getting barraged with ads for both products here and I can't stand it.  Instant mute! 


I was just thinking EXACTLY this!!!   Texas Super Foods, Super Beets, Dinovite, others I can't remember. Makes me think of SOYLENT GREEN.

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I hate these commercials, the lady's voice is very grating, too many Marlboros and Pabst.  Can just see she probably has a puppy mill in her single wide.
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Wow. Welcome to CIH, Mellis. You will fit right in here handsomely judging by your explosive and biting Dinovite post.
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Well stated, although I must add that the mid-western (I'll guess Chicago) whiny, "twang" of hers is irksome enough on its own; it puts me over the edge every time I hear this fake phone testimonial.   My ears bleed when I hear this know-it-all tell us all how good it is. This false character needs a theoretical bullet, and I've blissfully visualized a vengeful, but appropriate narrative of my own.  It involves a platoon of Schmeisser-armed Gestapo troops led by a Black-leather coated Oberleutnant, imported through a time warp.  They are told of her horrendous acts and given a tip on her exact whereabouts in the South-Side.  Aside from their own motivations to see her head roll, they are paid handsomely, in advance.  The re-purposed Gestapo pay a visit as she constantly yaks of Dinovite on the rotary phone, smoking a Camel non filter, and eating a breakfast of melba toast, Chock Full of Nuts coffee, and amphetamines.  In the fake phones' background, the sound of an old truck is heard pulling up to her building, screeching to a stop. There is a Shouting in guttural tones, Hobnailed boots hitting the street and running, then entering the building. After stomping up the stairs, Rifle butts begin pounding the door, a screaming Oberleutnant demands an entrance. Suddenly, the tinkling of glass-breaking is heard as grenades crash through a window, rolling on the floor next to the table. A wooden door shattering as it is kicked open. The whiny voice, reciting the product as happily as any other day, suddenly stops in mid-spelling of "D.I.N.O..." amidst the deafening explosions and chugging of machine pistols. The shooting stops momentarily, then the silence is interrupted by the sharp report of a pistol administering the coup de grace. A shell casing clinks on the floor after being ejected from the Oberleutnants' Luger . The body is then unceremoniously thrown out the window to the street.....After Action investigations determine she hasn't left the tenement building since 1950;  but stayed there, consuming Dinovite for herself only, drinking vodka, coffee, and watching Arthur Godfrey.
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I've turned off this commerical on my favorite radio show countless times....
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Biddy-biddy-bump!

Dinovite is BACK... Angry I'm starting to hear it all the time on the local talk radio station. Now they've got some lady talking about how her dog had yeast infections. Yuck!
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Originally posted by CapeCat CapeCat wrote:

Thor!!! ClapShockedShocked
Is she also having  a big helping of Buckwheat with that?

LOL

I think that was illegal back then.  


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Thor!!! ClapShockedShocked
Is she also having  a big helping of Buckwheat with that?
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Originally posted by CapeCat CapeCat wrote:

I think I hear the same set of actors' faked-on-the-phone bawling and drawling the same inanities for both Dinovite for pets and some cure-all called "Texas Super Food" for people  (which apparently has "Alfalfa!" in it -


"Alfalfa??  I love eating Alfalfa!"


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I think I hear the same set of actors' faked-on-the-phone bawling and drawling the same inanities for both Dinovite for pets and some cure-all called "Texas Super Food" for people  (which apparently has "Alfalfa!" in it -  Wow!!  Have some hay,  folks - good for what ails ya!) We are getting barraged with ads for both products here and I can't stand it.  Instant mute! 
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Never heard this, never want to. Nevermind, I live in Erie I don't have to hear it.
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Originally posted by TurdFerguson TurdFerguson wrote:

That also reminds me of those insulting-to-my-intelligence fake phone calls that radio stations, especially large nationwide chains, paste into the audio for their station identification spots.  They always sound so chipper and happy, as if they got a chance to call into their favorite station and they're going to put them on the air.  Yeah right - those days are LONG gone.

Oh my God, YES. I thought I was the only one who noticed this. Our local classic rock station (Classic Rock 101.1 in the Upstate SC area) has a station identification/commercial, and they have a string of testimonials about the station that are obviously being read by actors or maybe even the station's employees; they just sound far too chipper and excited, and use language that you'd only use if you were reading a script written by a marketing department. It's so insulting to our intelligence. Do they really expect people to believe this?
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Everything is Bush's fault.
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This commercial is Bush's fault
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I feel sorry for dogs who have dumb owners like in this ad...
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Originally posted by Done Done wrote:

"D-I-N-O-V-I-T-E.com..."
 
Soooo, Are you Done????   LOLTongueWink
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"D-I-N-O-V-I-T-E.com..."
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I created an account on this website just to express my disdain for this commercial.

Not only are the "testimonials" obviously fake, but most of them don't even make sense.  Towards the middle of the commercial, all I hear are people through a garbled "cell phone" barking out words like "flax seeds" "omega 3 fatty acids" "alfalfa" "zinc" "the nutrients that are cooked out of most regular dog food" etc...

They don't even say that this product actually contains any of these supposedly important nutrients!

Oh, and have any of you heard the newer one with the old couple on the phone chanting "D I N O V I T E.COM" together... and laughing about it?  They're supposed to sound like they are on cell phones, but they're both screeching out that annoying website together.  I doubt they figured out how to conference call in the dinovite hotline on their cell phones so that they could talk at the same time.

Checkmate!
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So you joined this site just to say that?  Neat.  When you have a moment, please tell your bosses to get better radio commercials.  They're god-awful.
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Now wait a second. Calling this product a scam without trying it is ridiculous. I've used it on both of my dogs, and they are the healthiest and most happiest that they've ever been. It has to be used over a period of 90 days instead of a one time pill thing and it's a powder, not a pill. Do your research before you look like an idiot.
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Im getting sick and goddamn tired of their sh*tty radio ads. its a scam, and it might be dangerous to our animals. one pill doesnt cure a dog from common problem. this is for people who are just too lazy and cheap to take them to the vet. whoever thought of this product is one reason why the US being a big pill producing nation
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I listen to 770 KKOB in Albuquerque. It seems that these repulsive ads run every 5 minutes. I have 3 dogs, but I would never try this product.
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Originally posted by AdAnalyzer AdAnalyzer wrote:

They always talk in commercials like no one would actually talk in real life about a product.

I can;t stand an ad where a middle aged guy calls up to give his testimonial for a testosterone product and mentions "more libido" among the great changed he's been seeing.

What man on EARTH casually says "hey, I've got more libido lately!"

NONE. No real human ever uses that phrase in real life.

Now excuse me, I just had some great chips and salsa and I have to call the company and scream T!-O!-S!-T!-I!-T!-O!-S! into the phone. Maybe later ill call C!-H!-A!-R!-M!-I!-N!
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I have never been so revolted at listening to a commercial.  I've been listening to the radio for 20 years and it is the only commercial that makes me literally run to the volume knob and turn it all the way off.  There is a lot to hate about this commercial.  First, it's the people describing the disgusting health issues their pets suffer.  It will make you want to vomit and you'll swear you can smell rank wet dog after it's been rolling around in some dead animal carcass.  Second it's the people who are testifying themselves.  You can't help but figure out that they are fake, and you can imagine the production setup were they actually have the person talk through a phone to capture their scripted testimonial.  It's probably the friends and family of the people who work at the company.  Third, for a product that is supposedly this good, you would think that it would just be sold at pet stores, Walmart, etc. and it wouldn't require an insanely annoying radio commercial.

I vote this is the worst commercial of all time.
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