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 Topic: This Just In! Late Breaking NewsPosted: 01 May 2010 at 5:31am |
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George Hamilton asks Charlie Crist to return his tan; Sales of sunscreen go up.
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Posted: 01 May 2010 at 7:39pm |
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Posted: 01 May 2010 at 9:16pm |
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Molsons Ice Pulls Out Of New York. Man on bicycle mounts a protest.
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Posted: 01 May 2010 at 10:49pm |
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Naked Woman With Axe Runs Amok Down Times Square. "Tired of stupid ads!" she screams.
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Posted: 01 May 2010 at 11:15pm |
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^^^
 Barney the Purple Dinosaur joins cast of Twilight; IQ of Twilight fans increases as a result
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Posted: 01 May 2010 at 11:19pm |
 I resemble this...there certainly would be problems...
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Posted: 02 May 2010 at 4:21am |
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Howard Stern nearly strangled by hair during nap; Beats offending wig to death with toilet brush
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The Onion crying "CIH headlines are better than ours!"
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Posted: 02 May 2010 at 11:28pm |
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Anorexic convention cancels $100-a-plate fundraiser dinner; Organizers mystified by low turnout |
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Posted: 03 May 2010 at 12:19am |
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Parent says no to child; Arrested for bruising child's precious ego
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Posted: 03 May 2010 at 1:21am |
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Woman's Headless, Armless Body Found in River...Foul Play is Suspected
(Actual headline I read in Cleveland, TN 20 years ago.) |
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Posted: 03 May 2010 at 4:34am |
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Charmin Bears switch to Peter Cottontail brand toilet paper; Claim it is softer and more natural
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Posted: 03 May 2010 at 7:54pm |
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Former TV Infomercial guru Billy Mays' grave site was partially vandalized: broken Awesome Auger found nearby. Officials say culprit was caught on the site's video and ListenUp devices. An arrest is pending.
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Posted: 03 May 2010 at 8:06pm |
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Ron Popeil Caught Doing "Showtime" in Central Park
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Posted: 03 May 2010 at 9:56pm |
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http://www.google.com/hostednews/ap/article/ALeqM5jVrDHOrfzGqN_4oIMd0AoK02ruWAD9FCSHV01
Deputy Fife's girlfriend, Thelma Lou, was robbed at gunpoint today. After an APB, the alert employees Goober and Gomer, at Wally's filling station, nabbed the robber by locking him in the mens room.
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Posted: 03 May 2010 at 11:32pm |
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Study: Blondes remember better with repetition; Study: Blondes remember better with repetition
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Posted: 05 May 2010 at 12:07am |
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The Pinball vs. Harpsichord Feud: A meeting of the minds at last?
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Posted: 05 May 2010 at 2:05am |
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Posted: 05 May 2010 at 8:01pm |
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A Connecticut official has won the right to run for state attorney general after she had to sue herself to prove her qualifications.
(look it up - it's real - and it's funny, in a sad sort-of-way)
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Posted: 05 May 2010 at 11:38pm |
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Buffet raided by bulemic flash mob; Horrified eyewitness recounts "It was like a feeding frenzy of puking piranha!"
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Posted: 05 May 2010 at 11:50pm |
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TLC announces new reality show; Deadliest Takeout Joints.
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Posted: 07 May 2010 at 4:14am |
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Hormel files suit against porn star Dinky Moore over title of his upcoming movie, "Beefcake Stew"; Moore threatens early release
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Posted: 07 May 2010 at 4:42am |
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Gulf Coast Residents Now Able To Get Blackened Fish BEFORE It's Cooked.
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Don't let a suitcase filled with cheese be your big fork & spoon.
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Posted: 07 May 2010 at 4:24pm |
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Times Square Would-be Bomber Caught! Area now safe for muggers and pickpockets.
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Posted: 07 May 2010 at 9:27pm |
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Hall of Fame quarterback sacker Lawrence Taylor was charged with sacking a 16 year old girl. LT's defence team is currently in huddle.
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Posted: 07 May 2010 at 9:43pm |
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Benjamin Franklin targetted as a Terrorist!: Poisons U.S. population with his very desireable Lead-Filled 'Armonica' musical intrument!
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