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Archaeologists become sick after opening ancient Egyptian tomb;  Illnesses being blamed on Coronavirus, but those in the know say it's actually from a mummy's curse they activated
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Wine truck springs leak, man takes action to keep it from going to waste;  Only complaint that "it would have been better if it was chilled"


https://www.breitbart.com/politics/2020/05/07/california-man-climbs-under-wine-truck-drinks-from-tank/
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People increasingly going stir crazy from virus lockdown;  Homeschooling teachers starting to arm themselves after getting bomb threats from their students

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Brett Favre lashes out at presser:  "For the last time, my name is spelled like it's pronounced, FaRve.  Stop misspelling it!"
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Free booze, pot, and smokes for San Francisco's homeless;  Offers of goodies being made to lure them out of the hotels the state is quarantining them at so regular people can pay & stay there


https://www.city-journal.org/san-francisco-homeless-free-alcohol-pot-cigarettes
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Survey shows that most people wonder what Michael Jackson would think is weird;  Also, 11 animals you can eat when the coming Global Depression causes famine in your area


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News sites abuzz after Asian murder hornets attack The Babylon Bee;  Meanwhile, The Onion is sitting in a corner, crying, alone and afraid
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OSHA looking to hire people to enforce Coronavirus safety compliance at businesses;  Many positions in Occupational Safety Health Inspection Teams waiting to be filled
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New tennis rules in effect for social distancing and lockdown;  Official explains how you should handle your balls


https://pjmedia.com/news-and-politics/victoria-taft/2020/05/19/official-tries-to-explain-new-tennis-rules-but-things-go-hilariously-south-at-the-ball-handling-part-n402348
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Ruby Rose quits as Batwoman, title role to go to Wil Wheaton;  "They have amazingly similar bodies and faces" say executive producers
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Road ragers suffering from fear and anxiety due to empty highways;  Virus lockdown reduced number of cars on roads, increasing chances of violent people confronting each other and possibly meeting someone who will whup their ass
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NYC rats have become hostile and are resorting to cannibalism as food becomes scarce with restaurants closed;  CDC also warns that you should clean the food stains off your clothes and pitch out the fast food wrappers in your cars before you become a tasty target


https://www.zerohedge.com/health/cdc-warns-unusual-or-aggressive-rodent-behavior-due-covid-lockdowns
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Another wave of less-than-stellar celebrities threatening to leave the US if Trump wins re-election;  GoFundMe accounts being set up to call their bluff and send them packing
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Murder hornets starting to migrate from California to Canada;  "It's too damn hot here, and people are trying to kill us!" said one, on condition of anonimity
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State Governors in a tizzy over rioters not social distancing during pandemic;  Pols also complaining that the looters are destroying American businesses, when they aren’t even infectious disease experts


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Officials in cities with rioting not thrilled with the burning and looting, but glad that rioters are wearing masks;  Antifa, others, saying "We're just happy to be doing our part during the pandemic crisis"
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Crazy new British law won't stop teens or the horny elderly;  Tip to our UK viewers:  Don't post pics of your trysts or you'll get caught by the UK Sex Police


https://www.breitbart.com/europe/2020/06/01/uk-govt-make-sex-between-people-different-households-illegal/
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Telemarketer boiler rooms starting to come back, and they want your Coronavirus gov't check;  Also, new real estate boom in Slovakia:  You can buy a ruined castle and rebuild it like a 3-D puzzle!
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Shave Your Head! #GoBaldforBLM latest virtue signalling fad on social media; However, 4chan is claiming that they started this as a hoax to trick people into becoming skinheads
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Scientists confirm that, yes, wireless signals slow down with an increase of humidity and rain in the air;  Also in related research, your smart phone will work 0% after you drop it into a toilet
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Chic L.A. bridal botiques looted of over 100 designer wedding dresses by protesters;  Looters caught on video sashaying down the street wearing their swag
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Major crime wave coming soon to your child's toybox;  LEGO discontinuing all of their police sets, will soon release arsonist & rioter sets


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