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    Posted: 20 Apr 2008 at 4:28am
 
Yep, guess it was so much of a "problem" that they had to pass a law against it, instead of dealing with more important stuff. If you get caught, it's a $60 fine.  Personally, I think it's funny, and wish I'd thought of it first.  (The guys that did are laughing all the way to the bank.)
Now, if somebody can find a dirty use for those "Baby on board" signs, we can get those banned too....
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I've seen those up here.  I said "oh, that truck's a guy...."  I don't see why somebody would get a ticket for that, though.  I've seen worse bumper stickers.


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I sense that the people who passed this law have some serious self-esteem issues. Next they will be passing anti-nudity ordinances for animals.... LOL
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LOL  We must not see their private parts.....Shocked  Cover them so they won't be tempted to lick themselves!
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They should keep them.

Lets me know how to stay away from those kind of people.
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Originally posted by MrTim MrTim wrote:

I sense that the people who passed this law have some serious self-esteem issues. Next they will be passing anti-nudity ordinances for animals.... LOL

 

I hope not...I've always seemed to be attracted to 'shaved cat'....
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These are inappropriate tasteless trash and I would not want my children seeing them.  What is next, a female genitals-looking gas tank cap?  The line must be drawn somewhere since this is similar to those fools who drive around with XXX porn playing on large screen TVs in their car.  I am glad that my state has obscenity laws against certain bumper stickers too.
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I live in Florida & have never seen one of those anywhere.
 
Of course, I don't get out much anymore.
 
 
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I've seen them around different parts of New York, for a few years now...I don't personally know anyone who has anything of that nature. Maybe one of those fake, semi-dismembered arms hanging out of the trunk...
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I used to have a soda can glued to the roof of my car.  That's about it, though.
 
 
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I used to have a bumpersticker that said, "Ex-husband in trunk."  Then I hung a necktie out of the trunk, but I only did it for about an hour before I realized I'd probably get pulled over.
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LOL A friend of mine once asked me to paint a naked chick on top of his VW Rabbit, so I did!! Everyone loved it, but he got a ticket while he was at court paying another ticket for speeding. I guess he parked next to a window and someone up on a higher floor saw it and FREAKED THE f**k OUT!!! Scandalous!!!! I didn't even get to take a picture of it. They made him spray paint over it. Now you might be inclined to say, "I'd tell them to kiss off! I wouldn't mess up my paint job with a spray can!!" LOL Trust me, if you'd seen the car, it was an improvement!!
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Does anyone remember those fake human hands & feet they used to sell a few years back that hung out of the trunk or door of your car that were covered by a sleeve or pant leg?
 
You'd hang it out of the trunk lid or car door & close it over the cloth of the clothing which had a wooden dowel sewn inside to keep it from slipping thru or being pulled out.
 
Made it look like someone's leg or arm was hanging out of your car.
 
Those were pretty funny for awhile.
 
Until it got old.
 
 
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

I used to have a soda can glued to the roof of my car.  That's about it, though.
 

 
I used to have Dell Laptop on top of my car.....Cry
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NOW THAT I THINK ABOUT IT....the PD, back in Schenectady, put somthing like what Mr.TIm decided to bring to our attention on top of their cars.
This is true.
There were CAMERAS (count 'em - 2!) imbedded. 
They were online.
Ran you tags RIGHT AWAY; an instant stop, should anything be amiss.
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"OMG Dad, what's that?"
 
 
......seen on a bazillion truck mud flaps.
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Originally posted by Tiz Tiz wrote:

"OMG Dad, what's that?"
 
 
......seen on a bazillion truck mud flaps.
Tizzer, ol;'buddy, ol pal...quit it - NOW.
Every time I see THAT DAMN MUDFLAP I wanna cheat on MissyD Wolf 'cause 5 kids took that view away after 4.
It ain't right.
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VERY BAD TIZ!
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Oh noooooo won't somebody please think of the children. I'm so sure seeing a pair of rubber testicles on a truck is gonna scar little Billy Bob Joe Jim Jack for life. 
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If a pair of dangling testicles is that offensive, they ought to pass a law requiring dogs to wear doggy diapers in public too.
 
 
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Maybe they should just market them as dog testicles.
 
 
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Here's how I would handle it.  "Mommy, what is that?" "Those are pretend testicles." "Why are they hanging from a truck?"  "Because the driver doesn't feel like a real man so he needs a big truck with testicles to prove his manhood."  "Oh. Can we get a Slurpee from 7-11 now?"
 
NO need to make it against the law!
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Originally posted by applepiemommy applepiemommy wrote:

Here's how I would handle it.  "Mommy, what is that?" "Those are pretend testicles." "Why are they hanging from a truck?"  "Because the driver doesn't feel like a real man so he needs a big truck with testicles to prove his manhood."  "Oh. Can we get a Slurpee from 7-11 now?"
 

NO need to make it against the law!
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

If a pair of dangling testicles is that offensive, they ought to pass a law requiring dogs to wear doggy diapers in public too.
 

 

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Originally posted by applepiemommy applepiemommy wrote:

Here's how I would handle it.  "Mommy, what is that?" "Those are pretend testicles." "Why are they hanging from a truck?"  "Because the driver doesn't feel like a real man so he needs a big truck with testicles to prove his manhood."  "Oh. Can we get a Slurpee from 7-11 now?"
 
NO need to make it against the law!
 
And then tell your child "Oh, and the rest of the dick is behind the wheel!"
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Originally posted by Madawee Madawee wrote:

Originally posted by applepiemommy applepiemommy wrote:

Here's how I would handle it.  "Mommy, what is that?" "Those are pretend testicles." "Why are they hanging from a truck?"  "Because the driver doesn't feel like a real man so he needs a big truck with testicles to prove his manhood."  "Oh. Can we get a Slurpee from 7-11 now?"
 
NO need to make it against the law!
 
And then tell your child "Oh, and the rest of the dick is behind the wheel!"


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