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    Posted: 26 Jan 2016 at 2:29pm
As an ubiquitous 'hip ghetto' thing adopted by us caucasians and bros, I am totally tired of the 'fist pump' applied to mainly white, middle class knuckleheads--and sometimes animals (probably the AFLAC duck). I just saw a stupid Bushs Baked Beans ad that utterly milks all soul from the idiotic response and makes fools of all family members portrayed. Lose it already!!! And that goes for 'boo-yah' too
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..and as if to reiterate..no more than 20 minutes later, the Lactaid cow HOOF PUMPS the moon faced lactose intolerant customer!! SEE?
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The fist pump has been reported to be healthier than a handshake since most people don't touch things with the back of their hands, so less germs than a handshake since people touch things with the front of their hands.
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ConfusedOh...'scuse me. *I* thought you were harping on THIS:
Which I have been watching black culture, especially women, claim as 'theirs' when in fact it originally had NOTHING to do with 'black' at all...but doncha know they gotta make it about them, these days. 'Pride' has its price (which, like foodstamps, gets paid for by others)
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If you are tapping fists together, it's called a 'fist Bump'.  (If you spread the fingers after bumping, it's called an 'exploding fist bump'.)

A 'fist Pump' is a celebratory or victory gesture in which a fist is raised and subsequently drawn down and nearer to the body in a vigorous, swift motion (generally in conjunction with an exclamation of "Yes!" or "Oh, yeah!".)
 
 
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I would have thought our resident little jerk off would know the difference between fist pumping and fist bumping.

But eh, shows what I know.
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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

ConfusedOh...'scuse me. *I* thought you were harping on THIS:
 
 
 
"Harping on"??  Looks like something the poster before you would like to be sitting on.
 
 
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^^^I think those idiots ought to look into the history of 'The Fist Pump'. They might feel a little awkward.
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I swear there seems to be an epidemic of fist-bumping lately.  Lately, there's about 5 guys at work who always want to bump my fist.  I go along with it, even though I'm not a fist-bumping sorta guy.  My supe has noted this, too.  Whenever someone goes to fist-bump him, he responds by daintily touching his index finger to their fist.  He's not a fist-bumper type, either.
 
 
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^^^ConfusedYou working for Donathan these days?Wink
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I don't fist-bump either.
I shake hands. Firmly.
I learned this growing up in the civilized world.
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I'll admit, I got the "Fist bump" and the "Fist Pump
" mixed up.
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TY (and if in the future you would please refrain from regaling us with your adventures in fisting, we'd appreciate it...  Wink ) 

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Cry...give a boy a banana and a little attention and everything just goes to hell.
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Stop it, Pawolf. I hate bananas. It's one of my most hated foods ever.
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Originally posted by Donathan Donathan wrote:

Stop it, Pawolf. I hate bananas. It's one of my most hated foods ever.
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Quote Donathan wrote:

Stop it, Pawolf. I hate bananas. It's one of my most hated foods ever.
 
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This thread got funny-------->
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Originally posted by Donathan Donathan wrote:

Stop it, Pawolf. I hate bananas. It's one of my most hated foods ever.
 
I'll bet you like fist-pumping your banana, though--a lot!
 
 
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Originally posted by MrTim MrTim wrote:

Quote Donathan wrote:

Stop it, Pawolf. I hate bananas. It's one of my most hated foods ever.
 
LOLLOLLOL
More banana talk!  I'm lovin it!
 
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Originally posted by Donathan Donathan wrote:

Stop it, Pawolf. I hate bananas. It's one of my most hated foods ever.
 
Oh damn...

I wish you'd have told me that before I changed my image...
Banana!
BANANA!!
BANANA!!!
BANANA!!
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okokokokok...I'll give the bananapup a break a minute and not say 'banana' anymore in this post...but I will ask all to see if they might just recognize any Walgreen's cashiers disguised as dogs in the following?
Shocked...wha..?! They're all the same cashier?! Why, we should have known it was our very own banana suckmunchkin leghumpin' lil'devil!
 
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ROFL i'm dying over here!

Nannerpus for the win!
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Originally posted by Donathan Donathan wrote:

I'll admit, I got the "Fist bump" and the "Fist Pump
" mixed up.
yes, this kind of cultural MINITUAE is the kind of thing that this here "fist bump-pump' post was started for--something that I would utterly FAIL to even CHECK as a normal human being of ANY race-becomes elevated to an ubiquitous and nauseating SCHTICK..for DUCKS and COWS to show how STREET they are
 
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