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    Posted: 08 Mar 2015 at 3:29am
You realize Mila Kunis was only 15 and still legally a child whenshe had to kiss Ashton Kutcher, who was 20, and an adult.

When you find out that Tommy Page was 22 and kissed Jodie Sweetin who was 10, and Candace Cameron who was 15 both on the mouth.

When you learn that a potential Actor actually begun choking his potential Actress partner in an acting exercise, and wasn't even supposed to be touching her at all.
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Awkward??  I call it hot.


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That awkward moment when.....

You realize it's something nobody else gives two sh*ts about.

Great news guys.... With the Air Hawk, flat balls are no longer a problem!!!
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that awkward moment when.....

You just took a dump and realize there are only 2 squares of paper left
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^LOL
 
That's when you do the awkward pants down waddle to the TP closet, for me only a few feet away.
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Originally posted by Tiz Tiz wrote:

that awkward moment when.....

You just took a dump and realize there are only 2 squares of paper left
 
Amateur!  Sheryl Crow only needs ONE !   LOL
 
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Isn't that what fingernails are for?
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Originally posted by MrTim MrTim wrote:

Originally posted by Tiz Tiz wrote:

that awkward moment when.....

You just took a dump and realize there are only 2 squares of paper left

Amateur!  Sheryl Crow only needs ONE !   LOL


Actually, I think Sheryl was referring to a slightly different bodily function than the one Tiz was referring to. Something that occurs in the same general region of the anatomy, but just an inch or two towards the front.

And I believe she was speaking specifically to the female gender.





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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

^LOL
 
That's when you do the awkward pants down waddle to the TP closet, for me only a few feet away.


And then you get there only to find the TP closet is empty, so you have to waddle into the kitchen for the nearest paper towels, just hoping you're not leaving behind a trail of cookie crumbs, so to speak.


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^  I've come pretty close to that.  I've had to go downstairs, basically to the opposite corner of the house, to retrieve some paper from the downstairs toilet.  I have to be extra-careful because of the white carpeting.


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Originally posted by insanity213 insanity213 wrote:

Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

^LOL
 
That's when you do the awkward pants down waddle to the TP closet, for me only a few feet away.


And then you get there only to find the TP closet is empty, so you have to waddle into the kitchen for the nearest paper towels, just hoping you're not leaving behind a trail of cookie crumbs, so to speak.


LOLLOL
Then your butt hurts the rest of the day, from the rough texture, and you have to unclog the toilet.
Paper towels just don't flush very well.
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These are the reasons that toilet paper is something, even if the only thing, that I make goddamn sure never runs out LOL
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Living alone and being male, toilet paper just isn't something I always have to get.  I rarely have to think about it.  So, I tend to forget that I'm running low and need to get some.  I've never totally run out yet, though.


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Originally posted by Donathan Donathan wrote:

The awkward moment when...


...you realize this thread makes no damn sense!!!!
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