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Movie: Wanted
See review for "Drillbit Taylor".
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Gatorade G2 - Derek Jeter
Come on, Gatorade!
Did they even mention the drink?
It's a low-calorie hydrator.
You know, like water. Only more expensive and with more chemicals in it.
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GoDaddy
They have a preview online that is basically NASCAR driver Danica Patrick unzipping her jacket 3 centimeters.
Boooring! Just like last year.
This crap is so bogus.
I can't believe they think I care!
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Dell - Product (Red) PC
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FedEx - Carrier Pigeons
Me likey!
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Cars.com - Stone Circle
So far I think the theme of these ads is "xenophobia".
Anybody different from "us" is joke fodder for the Superbowl ads this year.
Take for example, this native-island loooking tatooed man.
Certainly his name must be "Glondor" and he speaks in grunts.
The other crappy thing about this ad is how the car-buying dude says - "Yeah I checked out the cars and prices.. on my phone."
Sure, if I was buying a car, I'd just quickly do my research on my cell phone for $3.49 a second. It would only take like 15 hours for all the images to load.
Isn't cars.com a website? You know, for the computer?
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Tide To Go - Talking Stain
I approve!
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Anheuser Busch - "Team"
Booooring. Just like every year!
Even with Rocky music.
Boring!
And no beer!
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Movie: Iron Man
Hmm.
Actually looks pretty edgy for a comic-book superhero movie.
Should be better than "Steel" starring Shaq.
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Toyota Corolla - Badgers
If the new Toyota Corolla is quiet,
that's something to spend $2.7 million to tell America.
Because I can assure you, my old Corolla is not quiet.
I can't hear the radio, my phone ringing, my wife talking -
all I hear is the rumble of the road.
Those badgers would rip me to shreds.
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Movie: Leatherheads
So this movie is about... what?
People playing football?
I thought that's what we were watching now - for free!
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Garmin - Napoleon
Okay that was pretty cool.
Another one I actually enjoyed.
The pony was a nice touch.
I'm wondering how Napoleon managed to get here in 2008, though.
Bill 'N' Ted's telephone booth perhaps?
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Careerbuilder.com
Follow your heart. Gross!!!!
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SoBe "Life Water"
I think I said this already. If it's bright red, it's not water.
What is the big deal with calling regular ol' drinks "water"?
Anway on to the ad. This ad is freaking bizarre and makes no sense. The "joke" is, unfortunately dependent on having previously seen SoBe's very funny and clever "viral" YouTube video - that was only seen by about 8600 people.
Sorry, SoBe. I hope Naomi didn't throw any phones or cameras at people during the commercial shoot!
One comment on the CIH Forum said it all - "The Geico ad sucked."
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Partnership for a Drug-Free America - Drug Dealer
As soon as I figure out where I saw that actor before,
I'll have something super hilarious to say about it.
I'm sure he was in like, a kids movie or something really inapproporate.
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GMC Yukon - "Why Push?"
Well, I'd say GMC definitely took the high road with their Superbowl commercial. This is the type of ad I'd expect to see from a financial firm or an insurance company. In fact, if they didn't show the truck at the end, this ad could be for anything. I'm not sure an ad like this goes well with pizza, beer, hot wings and a room full of guys, but I suppose GMC realizes those aren't the only people watching the Superbowl these days.
Overall, I give it a meh.
Meh.
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Bud Light - "Language of Love"
Terrible, awful, offensive.
I thought we had enough of Carlos Mencia last year.
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Movie: Prince Caspian
It's another movie trailer. Come on.
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Planter's - Perfume
When I saw the ugly girl get in the elevator, I was like, "Hey wait a second, I know that guy. Where do mI know that guy from?"
He's the Dentyne Ice guy I ranted about years ago, when I was actually contacted by the ad's producers - they wante dme to take the negative review down (I didn't).
So there's that.
This ad is pretty cool. I like cashews.
That's about all I can come up with with the energy I have left!
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T-Mobile - Dwayne Wade & Charles Barkley
Charles Barkley really is becoming a cartoon of himself!
I think it'll get worse.
And I think it will be fun to watch.
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United Way - Tom Brady
I don't care if it's for charity or not!
I don't like an ad that wants me to text something to something.
How annoying! What am I, buying cellphone screensavers and ringtones?
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Pepsi Stuff - Justin Timberlake
I kind of liked it.
I actually almost forgive Justin for "Sexyback" - maybe one of the worst songs ever aired on the radio. Nah, I can't forgive him for that.
But the ad is okay and I don't hate it. "Hey to you!"
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Dorito's - Mousetrap
Ha! Alright!
This is the Dorito's ad that did not win the contest last year,
but which was, nevertheless, the best ad in the competition.
Since the winner was determined last year by "America" voting,
the child with the most MySpace buddies won. And it sucked!
I'm glad Dorito's chose to show this ad this year.
After all, the only money they had to spend was for the airtime. :)
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