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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Of course it is true.
Remember - entry into any other country is not one of your 'rights' of any sort - even if you are a citizen re-entering your native country. In other words, do not screw around at a border crossing.
Aaaaaaand, all you need to be 'singled out' is to:
1.) Have a messy, packed car (which I did).
2.) Answer incorrectly to "What is your purpose for entering Canada?" (which I did - especially by asking the guy if he was Jared's twi)n
3.) Have any kind of police record that implies you cannot be rehabbed (multiple arrests for the same offense). Keep in mind, the Canadian and US governments share police records freely. In other words, if one were to have had multiple DUI charges in their youth, even if 40 years back, it would not be uncommon for the Canadians to consider you a 'habitual drunk criminal' and refuse you entry. It IS possible to make the refusal PERMANENT at that very time.
Cleaning up a border crossing incident is a real pain - and then you will always be looked at and picked on just a little more (get used to it). Best thing? NO INCIDENTS!
Yea, no Canadian Subway Sammie for PaW that time, 
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So, do you think that comment is what did it?
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Pa, imagine that a group of young adults were able to cross the border after attacking 2 adults at the scene,and two children. The 2 adults died at the scene, the older child died later in the hospital, and the surviving younger child now has a permanent injury due to the attacks. And you were kicked out of Canada for an innocent remark. SMH.
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Originally posted by Calvin Calvin wrote:

Pa, imagine that a group of young adults were able to cross the border after attacking 2 adults at the scene,and two children. The 2 adults died at the scene, the older child died later in the hospital, and the surviving younger child now has a permanent injury due to the attacks. And you were kicked out of Canada for an innocent remark. SMH.
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I'm sure PaW will be inspired by your clever post, Thanks Donna. Embarrassed
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^Confusedplease don't try and trick me into even beginning to communicate with <the.name.that.shall.not.be.spoken>..
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LOL
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I am not Donathan! Really! And, I am actually being serious on how absolutely f**ked up it is that young adults who killed three people and permanently injured a fourth person could cross the borde and Pawolf was kicked out for an innocent remark...
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Imagine, if you will, that Canada, finally tired of all the news about the high price of prescription designer drugs in America, bans all drug store cashiers from the country as terrorists (of a sort). Calvin, caught while trying to cross the border to get a sweet deal on some maple syrup to drizzle over some delicious pubix pancakes, is heard shouting as he's dragged into a back room for a full cavity search... 

"I am not Donathan! Really!"

"Hey, why do you need that long rubber glove?"

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Originally posted by darthy darthy wrote:

"Hey, why do you need that long rubber glove?...nevermind! Tongue I'll be your <name.that.shall.not.be.spoken> if you want me to be, PLEEAAAUUUZZ!!Big smile"
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LOL...at least it never went there...
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I am not Donathan! Really! I am Calvin, honestly!
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I guess I'd be a bit pissed if someone told me I look like Jared.  It's kind of an insult.  LOL
 
 
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

I guess I'd be a bit pissed if someone told me I look like Jared.  It's kind of an insult.  LOL
 
 
ConfusedI'll never forget his change of expression or my immediate regret...but he never quit smiling, just like Jared.
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But Jared isn't ugly. It's not like Pawolf said that he looked like Steve Buschemi. Now SB is one ugly man.
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^^ Sez the guy who looks disturbingly like John Cryer

Hey, at least that "Can you hear me now?" guy is staying out of trouble...  LOL
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But I don't look like Jon Cryer.
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Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

I guess I'd be a bit pissed if someone told me I look like Jared.  It's kind of an insult.  LOL


Especially if you were told you looked like the old, pre-Subway Jared.
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^ The "new" Jared looks like he's getting fatter. That suit jacket looked like it could barely button. I guess the stress put him right back onto the Twinkies and Cheetos.

And, whoever mentioned it, newsflash - Jared IS fugly. And don't dis The Buscemi Man! He may not be the most handsome fellow, but the guy is a decent, 100% pure hearted human being.
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Originally posted by MrTim MrTim wrote:

^^ Sez the guy who looks disturbingly like John Cryer

Hey, at least that "Can you hear me now?" guy is staying out of trouble...  LOL

He/she/it has described itself in many ways.
 
Dark skinned, horny drunk woman, sleazy person who sh*ts in neighbors yard, nude streaker.
Gay juvenile, cheating parent, movie house usher, Walgreens cashier.
 
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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

Originally posted by MrTim MrTim wrote:

^^ Sez the guy who looks disturbingly like John Cryer

Hey, at least that "Can you hear me now?" guy is staying out of trouble...  LOL

He/she/it has described itself in many ways.
 
Dark skinned, horny drunk woman, sleazy person who sh*ts in neighbors yard, nude streaker.
Gay juvenile, cheating parent, movie house usher, Walgreens cashier.
 
The truth, nobody knows.

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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Of course it is true.
Remember - entry into any other country is not one of your 'rights' of any sort - even if you are a citizen re-entering your native country. In other words, do not screw around at a border crossing.
Aaaaaaand, all you need to be 'singled out' is to:
1.) Have a messy, packed car (which I did).
2.) Answer incorrectly to "What is your purpose for entering Canada?" (which I did - especially by asking the guy if he was Jared's twin)
3.) Have any kind of police record that implies you cannot be rehabbed (multiple arrests for the same offense). Keep in mind, the Canadian and US governments share police records freely. In other words, if one were to have had multiple DUI charges in their youth, even if 40 years back, it would not be uncommon for the Canadians to consider you a 'habitual drunk criminal' and refuse you entry. It IS possible to make the refusal PERMANENT at that very time.
Cleaning up a border crossing incident is a real pain - and then you will always be looked at and picked on just a little more (get used to it). Best thing? NO INCIDENTS!
Yea, no Canadian Subway Sammie for PaW that time, 
This was the time yesterday that my computer crashed.
 
I found this on another forum.
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The guard began by asking if I have a CPL. I know that he knew, and answered honestly: yes, followed by 'it's sad the times we live'. He continued by inquiring what I carried.

A Springfield XD-S .45 5+1 I answered. He smiled, nodded, and then told me about his double stack 1911 and asked if I had a chance to look at the new H&Ks.

We briefly discussed the new H&Ks and S&W wheel guns before he wished me a pleasant evening. Good stuff. Just thought I'd share. Cheers!
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...anyone want to hook up with a rich woman who might know a thing or two about footlongs?
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He's getting plenty of footlongs in the hoosgow/pokie and he doesn't have to pony up $5.00 or whatever they now go for at Subway.
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Originally posted by MrTim MrTim wrote:

If he's into any type of porn, it's probably food porn:  Pictures of big, juicy burgers; Pie;  Large bowls of Doritos covered with melted cheese, etc. ...  LOL
 
He could very well be into food porn but, that includes the genre of food smeared/slathered all over a live person usually a young woman. Hope for his sake if this is the scenario she's at least "Barley Legal." Girl 18 or over who could pass as teen meat/jailbait.
 
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Originally posted by MrTim MrTim wrote:

If he's into any type of porn, it's probably food porn:  Pictures of big, juicy burgers; Pie;  Large bowls of Doritos covered with melted cheese, etc. ...  LOL
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Originally posted by msmadz msmadz wrote:

I wonder what he was doing for a living before becoming the spokesguy for Subway. Maybe he had a very good paying job that he kept. Maybe he has a degree in some high paying field.
WinkLOL Since somebody else dredged up this great old thread started by none other than the twerp that got ol'Mule and myself suspended, I think Maddy has waited long enough for an answer to her 'wondering'...but *I* can't answer it, but I bet Thor immediately had the same initial thought *I* did and also bit his tongue (it's now an appropriate time to speak the thought and steer the imaginations of others)...think maybe he had a degree in theology and one was briefly in the priesthood?
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