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msmadz 
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 Posted: 21 Jul 2015 at 6:49pm |
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I wonder what he was doing for a living before becoming the spokesguy for Subway. Maybe he had a very good paying job that he kept. Maybe he has a degree in some high paying field.
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The artist formerly known as Madawee
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Jimbo
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Posted: 21 Jul 2015 at 8:50pm |
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I think he was still in college when he started shilling for Subway. Or he had recently graduated.
This might be the only job he ever had. |
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Posted: 21 Jul 2015 at 9:01pm |
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Boo Hoo!, poor little sex fiend is going to have a tough time finding work.
Those legal fees will add up. If you have to go to the Subway to improve your physical health, that miight be the sign of a problem.
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Posted: 22 Jul 2015 at 8:32pm |
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Yesterday I spent over an hour searching for any new Jared Fogle information. Results? Chirping crickets. Any accusations of child abuse also sends me into a rage hoping for an exception of the prohibition concerning "cruel and unusual punishment". However. In my country all individuals accused of a crime are guaranteed due process regardless of the crime being so evil it would make Satan envious. I am always very disappointed by "lynch mob mentality" but even more so in this case. I even searched "Subway Jared had a kiddie porn dungeon" which produced 2 results. CIH and CIH. Jimbo, can I borrow something for a moment? Thank you. SOURCE PLEASE!!! I did find a couple of minor details. So far it has been reported that the FBI investigation of the former Director of the Jared Foundation (which is concerned with eliminating child obesity) performed a potential evidence search (with warrant) of Jared Fogle's home. Jared was not detained, accused, questioned, arrested, or charged with anything. Computer equipment was removed from the home and confiscated as potential evidence. Since the FBI is highly unlikely to release information concerning an ongoing investigation we will have to wait and see.
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Posted: 22 Jul 2015 at 10:24pm |
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I'd be very surprised if they find anything whatsoever on him.
AAMOF, if it turns out that he's completely clean, I will email Subway & request that they reinstate him as their spokesman. He seems like a decent dude. |
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sgtrock21
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Posted: 23 Jul 2015 at 4:14am |
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Posted: 23 Jul 2015 at 4:20am |
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Posted: 02 Aug 2015 at 12:42am |
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Jared may be in trouble after all. He's back in the news today. I never expected him to be without sin but some of these accusations may be somewhat embellished. These are just a couple of excerpts from todays MSNBC.
The FBI has subpoenaed an affidavit containing alleged texts between former Subway spokesman Jared Fogle and a former female Subway franchisee in which (among other "pervish" things) Fogle says he paid for sex with a 16-year-old girl, according to the former franchisee's attorney. The age of consent in Indiana, where Fogle resides, is 16 years old so no legal issue especially involving a prostitute Although anything remaining of his reputation is definitely down the s**ter. The FBI of course will not comment on an open investigation so I guess we will have to wait and see. |
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Posted: 02 Aug 2015 at 1:39am |
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After reading a description of the exchange between him & the other person involved, I can easily imagine it being facetious & made up like some of the goofy, BS conversations we have here.
http://nypost.com/2015/08/01/text-reveals-subways-jared-paid-16-year-old-for-sex-report/ The part where he suggested that she (the female Fogle was communicating with) advertise herself for sex on Craig's list & her responding by asking if that's where he met the 16 y/o girl he had sex with & couldn't believe she only charged him $100, to which he replied that it was amazing, all sounds like two people just goofing around. But typical of the authorities & the media in today's no sense of humor, take everything dead serious world, it's automatically assumed they were having a serious conversation. I'm sure that if the authorities were to delve into the archives of this forum & read some of the things we've said jokingly to each other, some of us, like Thor for instance, could be accused of such atrocities as eating children. Until I hear something more convincing, I find it hard to believe the exchange was serious or genuine. |
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Posted: 02 Aug 2015 at 11:12am |
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From the NY Post article: "It was reported earlier that a Florida woman who worked as a TV journalist tipped the feds that Fogle told her he thought “middle school girls are hot." Reminds me of a song (Teenarama, by The Records): I wanted a change of style To be with a juvenile For a week So I rented an apartment Then you went and lost the key Sugar candy Is all you ever eat You're so skinny You're so sweet Teenarama Is what you're givin' me (What you're givin' me) Teenarama Injections in the knee (Injections in the knee) Teenarama All that melodrama Gimme gimme gimme gimme Gimme gimme Teenarama |
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Posted: 19 Nov 2015 at 7:43pm |
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Ha! He was hoping for 5 years, what a chump.
Ex-Subway pitchman sentenced to 15-1/2 years on child sex charges
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Posted: 19 Nov 2015 at 9:29pm |
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They're just going to love all that jiggly loose skin and man boobs in D-block.
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Posted: 19 Nov 2015 at 11:09pm |
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He might not live through it.
If he does, he'll only be about 54 y/o when he gets out. He obviously won't be spending any of the money he has left, so he'll probably still be a multi-millionaire. Maybe he can do something positive with the remainder of his life. |
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Posted: 20 Nov 2015 at 12:44am |
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Jared Fogle, 2030 (that's him in the middle):  |
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Posted: 20 Nov 2015 at 1:16am |
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I heard he's going to the same low security prison in Colorado where Rod Blagojevich is doing his time.
https://www.bop.gov/locations/institutions/eng/ They'll probably become buddies and business partners. Come out richer than when they went in. |
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Posted: 20 Nov 2015 at 6:27pm |
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I certainly wasn't expecting Jared to go to prison for 15 years, considering how popular of a Celebrity he was before the whole scandal. I was thinking he would go to prison for a few years, myself.
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My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D. :D $608 for her brother's scooter. Fair is fair my ass. Being tough on Public Access TV is priceless.
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Posted: 20 Nov 2015 at 7:37pm |
Yeah, but when he gets out all his girlfriends will be in their 20s.
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Posted: 20 Nov 2015 at 7:55pm |
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So he'll probably do 7 years in a light security prison with non-violent offenders.
He will be a registered sex offender when he gets out.
The local TV stations make announcements when sex offenders relocate or move to the area.
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Posted: 20 Nov 2015 at 9:29pm |
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I read somewhere that he'll have to do 13 years before being eligible for parole.
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Posted: 20 Nov 2015 at 9:32pm |
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That's good! I have no empathy for him.
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Posted: 21 Nov 2015 at 2:40am |
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Do the Crime, Do the TIME!
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Posted: 21 Nov 2015 at 5:33am |
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Jared + a cellmate known as 'The Greasy Spoon' = not going to end well...
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Posted: 21 Nov 2015 at 6:13am |
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What NOT to do:
The dire consequences of misreading yourself at exactly the wrong time:
Late August, 2015 - while crossing into, I got dropped-kicked out of Canada for telling the border guard he could be Jared Fogle's twin. He was the spittin' image, I swear! I wasn't drunk or drugged, but I was incredibly tired from working all night (just like tonight) but wanting to hit the farmers' market in Toronto before heading to The Den for a nap.
He even had the 'Jared Smile' as he had me park, followed up by me being escorted into holding for three hours as they strip-searched my car and manhandled my computers and BlackBerries, asking me where all my 'kiddie porn' was. I met 5 or 6 inspectors and some big ol'Russel Crowe-looking pork skin in a flak jacket who interrogated me and had no sense of humor.
I don't play 'CouldaShouldaWoulda', but I COULD have, and I SHOULD have, but I didn't bite my tongue at exactly the wrong time to open my mouth.
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Posted: 21 Nov 2015 at 5:57pm |
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^ Is that a true story?
You were singled out at a border crossing?
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Posted: 21 Nov 2015 at 6:12pm |
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Of course it is true.
Remember - entry into any other country is not one of your 'rights' of any sort - even if you are a citizen re-entering your native country. In other words, do not screw around at a border crossing.
Aaaaaaand, all you need to be 'singled out' is to:
1.) Have a messy, packed car (which I did).
2.) Answer incorrectly to "What is your purpose for entering Canada?" (which I did - especially by asking the guy if he was Jared's twin)
3.) Have any kind of police record that implies you cannot be rehabbed (multiple arrests for the same offense). Keep in mind, the Canadian and US governments share police records freely. In other words, if one were to have had multiple DUI charges in their youth, even if 40 years back, it would not be uncommon for the Canadians to consider you a 'habitual
Cleaning up a border crossing incident is a real pain - and then you will always be looked at and picked on just a little more (get used to it). Best thing? NO INCIDENTS!
Yea, no Canadian Subway Sammie for PaW that time,
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