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    Posted: 06 Oct 2014 at 5:59am

My apologies in advance for the asswipe uploader who chose to describe this commercial as "funny".

Was Subway somehow under the impression people liked the avocado one, so they had to do one with bacon?
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The bacon meme is like 10 years old now. Can't people give it a rest?
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I like bacon. I like avocado. I do not like Subway.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Snesgamer Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 06 Oct 2014 at 1:47pm
Originally posted by sgtrock21 sgtrock21 wrote:

I like bacon. I like avocado. I do not like Subway.


I DO like Subway. Cannot f***ing stand the Subway marketing division, however.
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This ad is gross.  Dead  It puts me off bacon and reminds me of that idiot Lady Gaga and her meat dress.  This would not make me want to run in to the nearest Subway and order anything, let alone anything with bacon.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote msmadz Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 06 Oct 2014 at 9:03pm
I just hate the way they say "Try it on a bacon, egg and cheese" as if those sandwiches haven't been around for decades and they created something brand spanking new.
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OMG! Another commercial I actually like. Go figure; especially the cute Asian Girl. One of the least objectionable from Subway. It beats that Ghetto talking bag from Checkers.
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Awful commercial. People are too obsessed with bacon.
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Originally posted by sjchevalier07 sjchevalier07 wrote:

Awful commercial. People are too obsessed with bacon.
Not everyone.  People of the Jewish and Muslim faiths aren't.  Wink
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Ad nauseous Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 13 Oct 2014 at 2:19am
More specific food condiment crap!

When will these aficionados cut this $#%& out?
One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Darthhillbilly Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 13 Oct 2014 at 10:43am
I think they may have just invented a new method of eyebrow control. Slap on a crispy strip and let your *insert preferred bacon eater here* gnaw away.


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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (1) Thanks(1)   Quote sgtrock21 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 13 Oct 2014 at 4:20pm
Originally posted by DarkRealmStar DarkRealmStar wrote:


Originally posted by sjchevalier07 sjchevalier07 wrote:

Awful commercial. People are too obsessed with bacon.
Not everyone.  People of the Jewish and Muslim faiths aren't.  Wink

I would say they are in an entirely different way.
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Originally posted by zippyjet zippyjet wrote:

OMG! Another commercial I actually like. Go figure; especially the cute Asian Girl. One of the least objectionable from Subway. It beats that Ghetto talking bag from Checkers.


Just saw it for the first time about a minute ago.

I agree. I kinda liked it, especially the Asian girl's "bacon brow".

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C'mon, man!
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Thank You!
BTW for those who dislike this commercial it sure as hell beats Subway's retarded Februany and other bastardization of the month promotions with that stupid song. Just to refresh your memory.


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Originally posted by zippyjet zippyjet wrote:

Thank You!
BTW for those who dislike this commercial it sure as hell beats Subway's retarded Februany and other bastardization of the month promotions with that stupid song. Just to refresh your memory.




Do we really have to choose between a douche and a turd sandwich, though?

But yes, Subway can go sucktember my Dicktember if you know what I mean
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Originally posted by zippyjet zippyjet wrote:

Thank You!
BTW for those who dislike this commercial it sure as hell beats Subway's retarded Februany and other bastardization of the month promotions with that stupid song. Just to refresh your memory.


And it was thanks to a Subway commercial, that I was able to compose this little piece of poetry based on a screenshot from it....



FIVE..... FIVE DOLLAR..... FIVE DOLLAR FOOT LOOOOOOONNNNGGGGGSSSS!!!!




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I liked bacon before it became like 10 dollars a pound for no f*cking reason.
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Originally posted by EMCEE EMCEE wrote:

I liked bacon before it became like 10 dollars a pound for no f*cking reason.


Holy crap! What do other varieties of meat cost?
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Snesgamer Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 21 Oct 2014 at 2:33am
Not seeing the "cute Asian girl" - can someone point her out?

Wait, are you guys talking about the extremely large foreheaded one with the Neanderthal brows? No thanks!
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It's just a sandwich.
Bacon might make it better, but it's still Subway.
Edible, generally consistent, reasonaly priced, but FAR from gourmet.

"Bacon Hype" can only raise the bar so far...

Next thing you know, it'll be the "Pretzel Bun Panini" (i.e., a regular bun with fake grill marks on it).
Or, the new "Pretzel Ciabata Roll".
Or, the not-yet-invented (and also digusting) "Salted Caramel Bazlama Bun", with avocado and bacon of course.

If you run out of fancy names for what are essentially flour concoctions, Wikipedia has a quick refresher course:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_breads

I assume there is a similar list for pork.
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by zippyjet zippyjet wrote:

Thank You!
BTW for those who dislike this commercial it sure as hell beats Subway's retarded Februany and other bastardization of the month promotions with that stupid song. Just to refresh your memory.


And it was thanks to a Subway commercial, that I was able to compose this little piece of poetry based on a screenshot from it....



FIVE..... FIVE DOLLAR..... FIVE DOLLAR FOOT LOOOOOOONNNNGGGGGSSSS!!!!






LOL

Which I remember it inspiring a little ditty of my own back when you made the thread (it was early 2012):

Originally posted by insanity213 insanity213 wrote:


Unfortunately I suffered a much worse fate
The day I went on my first true blind date.
The room was pitch black, she said not a word
So I got down to business, my judgment deferred.

The pubes were not shaved, in fact 'twas quite hairy
But I said to myself, "It can't look that scary."
Then on came the lights and to my dismay
My footlong was buried in a jungle of grey.






Ouch

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Zach6848 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 22 Oct 2014 at 10:45pm
The Internet may have given us alot of good things, but these forced-memes that show up and eventually take the 'mainstream' by storm, these are not one of those good things.

But of course, they're trying to be 'quirky' and 'socially aware' when really this sh*t has been dead for years and just keeps being reanimated by various people.
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