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Snesgamer
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Posted: 06 Oct 2014 at 5:59am |
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My apologies in advance for the asswipe uploader who chose to describe this commercial as "funny". Was Subway somehow under the impression people liked the avocado one, so they had to do one with bacon? |
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thedude
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The bacon meme is like 10 years old now. Can't people give it a rest?
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sgtrock21
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I like bacon. I like avocado. I do not like Subway.
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EEEEts All so REEEdEEEculous
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Snesgamer
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I DO like Subway. Cannot f***ing stand the Subway marketing division, however. |
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DarkRealmStar
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This ad is gross. It puts me off bacon and reminds me of that idiot Lady Gaga and her meat dress. This would not make me want to run in to the nearest Subway and order anything, let alone anything with bacon.
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msmadz
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I just hate the way they say "Try it on a bacon, egg and cheese" as if those sandwiches haven't been around for decades and they created something brand spanking new.
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The artist formerly known as Madawee
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zippyjet
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OMG! Another commercial I actually like. Go figure; especially the cute Asian Girl. One of the least objectionable from Subway. It beats that Ghetto talking bag from Checkers.
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sjchevalier07
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Awful commercial. People are too obsessed with bacon.
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DarkRealmStar
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Ad nauseous
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More specific food condiment crap!
When will these aficionados cut this $#%& out? |
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One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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Darthhillbilly
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I think they may have just invented a new method of eyebrow control. Slap on a crispy strip and let your *insert preferred bacon eater here* gnaw away.
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sgtrock21
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EEEEts All so REEEdEEEculous
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Jimbo
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Just saw it for the first time about a minute ago. I agree. I kinda liked it, especially the Asian girl's "bacon brow". |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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zippyjet
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Thank You!
BTW for those who dislike this commercial it sure as hell beats Subway's retarded Februany and other bastardization of the month promotions with that stupid song. Just to refresh your memory. |
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Snesgamer
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Do we really have to choose between a douche and a turd sandwich, though? But yes, Subway can go sucktember my Dicktember if you know what I mean |
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Jimbo
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And it was thanks to a Subway commercial, that I was able to compose this little piece of poetry based on a screenshot from it.... FIVE..... FIVE DOLLAR..... FIVE DOLLAR FOOT LOOOOOOONNNNGGGGGSSSS!!!! |
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States |
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EMCEE
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I liked bacon before it became like 10 dollars a pound for no f*cking reason.
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madwoman
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Holy crap! What do other varieties of meat cost? |
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Snesgamer
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Not seeing the "cute Asian girl" - can someone point her out?
Wait, are you guys talking about the extremely large foreheaded one with the Neanderthal brows? No thanks! |
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Anduril
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It's just a sandwich.
Bacon might make it better, but it's still Subway. Edible, generally consistent, reasonaly priced, but FAR from gourmet. "Bacon Hype" can only raise the bar so far... Next thing you know, it'll be the "Pretzel Bun Panini" (i.e., a regular bun with fake grill marks on it). Or, the new "Pretzel Ciabata Roll". Or, the not-yet-invented (and also digusting) "Salted Caramel Bazlama Bun", with avocado and bacon of course. If you run out of fancy names for what are essentially flour concoctions, Wikipedia has a quick refresher course: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/List_of_breads I assume there is a similar list for pork. |
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insanity213
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Which I remember it inspiring a little ditty of my own back when you made the thread (it was early 2012):
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Zach6848
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The Internet may have given us alot of good things, but these forced-memes that show up and eventually take the 'mainstream' by storm, these are not one of those good things.
But of course, they're trying to be 'quirky' and 'socially aware' when really this sh*t has been dead for years and just keeps being reanimated by various people. |
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