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Donathan 
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I read somewhere that a guy paid 1,280 to a hooker for bad sex. What an idiot. Plus, she kept taking calls on her phone during the sex, and he politley aasked her to turn off the phone. She refused to, and he smashed her phone against the wall! He told her pimp to give him back his 1,280 for the bad sex, and the pimp almost beat him up! Luckily for him, he was able to get half the money back. But still, choosing to pay 1,280 for a hooker,is just ridiculously stupid....
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Posted: 16 Jun 2012 at 1:19am |
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$1,280 is a strange number. Why not $1200 or $1300? The $80 for her cell phone calls or the 2 minutes of pleasure she had?
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Posted: 16 Jun 2012 at 1:59am |
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hmm...what's a number you are used to, Tizzer? Just curious, doncha know... |
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Posted: 16 Jun 2012 at 2:12am |
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The $80 is probably just the basic "visit" charge. Kinda like taking your pet to the vet. Your bill might be $500, but there'll still be that $40 office visit charge in there.
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Posted: 16 Jun 2012 at 2:32pm |
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Or else it was the "escort" fee.
I met a girl once who worked as an escort.
She said there was no sex involved.
But I could tell just by the way she acted, that if enough money was offered, there woulda been sex involved.
A friend of mine knew this trashy ex-stripper named Chrissy, who was telling us about this older guy she "dated" (for a few days), who then took her to Walmart & bought her a bunch of stuff on his credit card. She was real happy about it. Practically bragging.
Walmart.
Heh heh heh!!!!
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Posted: 16 Jun 2012 at 4:09pm |
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I certainly hope it wasn't one of these two Hookers....
  That would totally destroy my image of them both!!!
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Posted: 16 Jun 2012 at 9:15pm |
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Where did you read this story Donathan? Seems a tad non-newsworthy.
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Tiz
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Posted: 16 Jun 2012 at 10:53pm |
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Poor guy. He probably thought he was "putting it to her - but good". Then her phone rings:
Hi Bill. Why no, I'm not busy right now...."
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Posted: 16 Jun 2012 at 11:02pm |
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It's probably a "Secret Service Do Columbia" news report....
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Posted: 17 Jun 2012 at 3:20am |
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I will not tell where I read this.....
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Posted: 17 Jun 2012 at 3:37am |
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I'm guessing you read it in one of your own stories.
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Posted: 17 Jun 2012 at 3:48am |
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Or saw it on some tv show, and thought it was a news story.
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Posted: 17 Jun 2012 at 3:50am |
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Somebody was bound to say it....
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Posted: 17 Jun 2012 at 4:04am |
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It was from a cable movie, wasn't it?
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Posted: 17 Jun 2012 at 4:08am |
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 Well, whadda ya know! ol'Don's either a Newspaper Guy who cannot reveal his source, or his wife follows his posts and he knows he gonna get his ass kicked if'n she figures that he has been reading those 'alternative lifestyle' magazines again.
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Posted: 17 Jun 2012 at 4:17am |
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The local "Swingin Singles" gazette, maybe?
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Posted: 17 Jun 2012 at 4:27am |
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I think she'll ask where the $1280 from their bank account went to first....
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Posted: 17 Jun 2012 at 4:37am |
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! Then again, it could be him asking that question, doncha know..."...you left me a note in the kitchen saying you had left to deposit the money and pick up dinner, but dinner was cold when you brought it in at breakfast - and the money still isn't in the account..."
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Posted: 18 Jun 2012 at 3:03am |
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Do you guys really think I'd be dumb enough to sleep with a prostitute, and pay her 1,280! come on guys, I'm not into prostitutes....
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Posted: 18 Jun 2012 at 4:53am |
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It's true. Donathan's a classy guy. He doesn't go with prostitutes.
he goes with full-on gigolos. erm...I mean 'call-girls'.
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Posted: 18 Jun 2012 at 8:26am |
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Codtaro, I only sex up my wife.
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Picturing this just cracks me up  "Unnghhh Hello? Hi mom, Ungghhhh listen can I call you back in a few minutes? I'm with .. Unnnnghhh ... a customer right now. Okay love you too, bye." "Sorry bout thtat baby, now where was I? Oh yeah ... give it to me deep. Oh yeah deeper baby yeah!" *RING RING* "sh*t, sorry, hang on. Hello? Oh hi grandma ..." Maybe he should've bought oral sex only. It'd have been kinda hard for her to talk on her phone with her mouth full. |
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Posted: 18 Jun 2012 at 5:07pm |
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She'd sound like she was 'speaking in tongues'.
One may have to ask themself if they see her mouth half-full or half-empty.
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Posted: 18 Jun 2012 at 5:09pm |
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...so 'The Inquiring Mindless Need to Know': How much do you have to pay your wife? An even $1300?
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Posted: 18 Jun 2012 at 5:55pm |
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Sorry, I do NOT buy the part that he got back 1/2 his money. But - hey, maybe it is true. Got back 1/2 his money, lost one of his balls...
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