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    Posted: 04 Sep 2013 at 11:41pm
I'm not making this up!

Some woman remarks " he never smiles" and the reason is revealed to a girl who kisses him, his teeth are Skittles!

Also the announcer says "French the rainbow"

Is nothing sacred anymore? I hate these commercials, that are pushing the boundaries of what is acceptable!

Pretty soon they have somebody sh*tting Skittles and they'll be saying "wipe the rainbow" ugh!
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Originally posted by Ad nauseous Ad nauseous wrote:

Pretty soon they have somebody sh*tting Skittles and they'll be saying "wipe the rainbow" ugh!

PAHAHAHA!

Then Cottonelle could get some product-merging action in and..

Nevermind.
Hmm... a world without children. Future generations will thank us.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote CelticPrincess Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 05 Sep 2013 at 3:39am
Originally posted by Darthhillbilly Darthhillbilly wrote:


Originally posted by Ad nauseous Ad nauseous wrote:

Pretty soon they have somebody sh*tting Skittles and they'll be saying "wipe the rainbow" ugh!


PAHAHAHA!

Then Cottonelle could get some product-merging action in and..

Nevermind.


Hahahahha Hilarious!!!!!
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote ChrisInMI Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 05 Sep 2013 at 6:24pm
Don't give 'em any ideas!!!!!!!!!!

At least this one isn't totally gross like that "Skittle-Pox" commercial.  Stupid, asinine, but not gross.
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Originally posted by Ad nauseous Ad nauseous wrote:

Pretty soon they have somebody sh*tting Skittles and they'll be saying "wipe the rainbow" ugh!

LOL

Or some dude with a Skittle spewing pecker with the phrase "Fellate the rainbow"

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Hezadancer Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 06 Sep 2013 at 12:55am
Horrifying, like most Skittles ads. I honestly don't get it! All these "wacky" and "bizarre" Skittles ads have made me associate a bag of Skittles with unpleasant things. Skittles gross me out now because of these ads, way to go adtards. So some boy has Skittles teeth and she kisses him and eats some of them LEAVING EMPTY SPACES IN HIS MOUTH? I'm sorry that's nightmarish.
It's ok, I'm in marketing!
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Ad nauseous Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 06 Sep 2013 at 3:08am
More so if he has Skittles for teeth, and if all of them have been eaten. How does he chew his food?
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You have to employ candy physics, not traditional ones. Much like in cartoons.

"Shh.. I can't believe our luck.. it's the elusive Skittletooth Mallwalker in its natural habitat! Look at that rainbow.. I've never seen a more colorful grill. Wait.. *slinks back behind garbage can* it's a female.. and she's noticed his brilliant enamelage as well. Wh-what's she doing? She's eating his teeth!  *runs out flailing arms and scares the female away, only to watch as new skittleteeth quickly grow in place of the missing ones, the Skittletooth Mallwalker looking upset at the scaring away of his mate.. Documentary becomes a Messin with Sasquatch commercial as the man with the col-col-colorful bite rampages Darthy*
Hmm... a world without children. Future generations will thank us.
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I hear they're going to start making gold ones.
 
 
 
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^^ Very well played, Thor LOLLOL  I commend you!
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Yutolia Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 06 Sep 2013 at 10:13pm
This actually sounds worse than the Skittlepox one. 
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I'm sorry, I don't see any gold teeth!

So sick of Travon Martin, I'm tired of him. Can we move on now please?
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Ad nauseous Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 06 Sep 2013 at 10:20pm
Originally posted by Yutolia Yutolia wrote:

This actually sounds worse than the Skittlepox one. 



It is, it really freaked me out when I first saw it! Had to cover the screen with my hand!

Watch and scream!

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Up next.. Skittle condoms!
Hmm... a world without children. Future generations will thank us.
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Ugh, I am officially disturbed now...
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I do love how the friend gives a "What the f-ck?" expression when the girl kisses Louis.  Realistic reaction....
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote JasperGretsch Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 07 Sep 2013 at 8:21am
As someone who regularly has dreams about my teeth falling out, this commercial creeped me the hell out. 
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Triple J Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 05 Oct 2013 at 5:06am
Dead Yeesh... whoever writes these turds... I mean ads... for Skittles needs to lay off the crack.
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Disgusting!

But have you guys seen this one?


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Dear God....someone pass the brain bleach, please--I need to scrub this from my mind.
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...and lest we not forget...
 
 
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I find this one truly disgusting...the nasty looking dude on the treadmill has these
f**king yellow wet patches under his arms and candy is pouring out of them! Shocked


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Awful. She ate his TEETH. UGH. HATE.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Miseryguts Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 07 Oct 2013 at 3:46pm
Originally posted by Whitedog127 Whitedog127 wrote:

Dear God....someone pass the brain bleach, please--I need to scrub this from my mind.


Save some for me. Jeez, that was awful.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Ad nauseous Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 07 Oct 2013 at 8:13pm
I don't know how, but I ended up buying Skittles while getting gas at the local Cumberland Farms!

I don't think it's the commercials. I've despised those for the longest time!
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