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    Posted: 22 Apr 2013 at 9:15am
This lummox is all over the place lately. These are just a few of his recent commercials:






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He looks like a puffer fish.

Which reminds me



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LOL

I saw the Buick commercial the other day and thought that having Shaq crammed in there made the car look small, tight, and uncomfortable. I suspect I'm not the only one who feels that way. I don't know why Buick would want that image.
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ConfusedNow, let's just stop all this hatin' goin' on!

Shaque isn't a bad guy - he's a big ol' nice boy without a bad bone in his body. He isn't the 'fastest kid on the block', but he IS 'talented'. Leave him alone. You could be stuck with worse...

 

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Shaq would be tight and uncomfortable in a semi cab. The point is, he fits in the Buick, and 99.99% of the world would be comfortable.

And yes, Pa, he is a good person and people trust him, thus making him a good spokesperson.
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He's a witless oaf.
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A guy I used to work with got attacked in his car by Shaq's father, at an intersection in broad daylight,  just for having a derogatoray sticker about Shaq on his rear windshield.
 
A sticker that I made for him, btw. LOL
 
It was right after Shaq left Orlando for the Lakers.
 
The sticker said "SHAQ SUQS".
 
 
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Originally posted by strifeknot strifeknot wrote:

He's a witless oaf.
 
True dat.
 
 
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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

ConfusedNow, let's just stop all this hatin' goin' on!

Shaque isn't a bad guy - he's a big ol' nice boy without a bad bone in his body. He isn't the 'fastest kid on the block', but he IS 'talented'. Leave him alone. You could be stuck with worse...

I always wonder how many Whoppers he eats when he hits the Burger King drive thru.
 
I bet he gets at least three of them, two extra large fries, a large soda & a milkshake.
 
I envy him for that alone.
 
 
 
 
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Tiz Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 23 Apr 2013 at 11:36pm
Shaq wears a size 23 shoe.Shocked They must be like flippers working the pedals.
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They had one of his sneakers on display at a sporting goods store here in town back when he first started playing here. The thing was HUGE.
 
Musta been a good 18" long.
 
 
 
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:



They had one of his sneakers on display at a sporting goods store here in town back when he first started playing here. The thing was HUGE.
 
Musta been a good 18" long.
 
 
 
hmm....I wonder if those rumours about foot size are true...
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Originally posted by Codtaro Codtaro wrote:

hmm....I wonder if those rumours about foot size are true...
 
There's only one sure way to find out.
 
And I know where his house is.
 
Only about a half hour drive from my house.
 
If you hurry you can catch the next flight down here.
 
I'll drop you off out by the front gate & you can take it from there. Wink
 
 
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Ad nauseous Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 08 May 2013 at 12:33am
OMG I'm getting sick of this guy!

They keep running his Icy Hot ad right after Jeopardy!

Please for the sake of sanity STOP already!
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They never show his fat ass trying to get in or out of that Buick, do they?
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Sorry, as I 've posted somewhere here....I LUV SHAQ.

Forget I would pick him as center on some all-time all-star team....the guy is completely at home with himself, far too secure to have to do pseudo macho anything.  We are each unique, and I guess, our responses to things as well.  For me, the reasons for those responses are the most interesting part.

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Shaquille seems to be a nice guy. He comes off as genuine and sweet man.
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