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Christine ![]() Honor Roll ![]() ![]() Joined: 16 Apr 2008 Location: NYC Status: Offline Points: 1094 |
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Maybe it's an overactive imagination, but blame it on the barrage of male-oriented commercials I had to suffer through during the Chris Rock comedy special. You know, Edge shaving cream, Taco Bell for bacon lovers, Cialis, meat/beer/hot chicks etc. We started watching CSI and suddenly I noticed the Round Up commercials: Two schlubby neighbors comparing the results of their weed killers.
First thing I noticed: One was holding the spray nozzle at crotch level. Okay, that's how it's held, but when they mentioned the "spraying power" or something, my inner Beavis and Butthead let out a chuckle
![]() Then they mentioned something about pumping, and how the neighbor with the inadequate weed killer was getting a tired hand
![]() Maybe I shouldn't be so surprised, after all, isn't every Guy vs Guy competition merely a pissing contest of some kind?
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lukeyeats ![]() Commercial Hater ![]() ![]() Joined: 04 May 2008 Status: Offline Points: 79 |
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Or a subliminal message?
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Big Momma ![]() Honor Roll ![]() ![]() I donated. Joined: 17 Apr 2008 Location: New Hampshire Status: Offline Points: 4920 |
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Well, it has been refereed to as weed "whacking"maybe this could be "weed whack-off"
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Thor ![]() Revolutionary ![]() ![]() Joined: 16 Apr 2008 Location: Rockaway, NJ Status: Online Points: 61850 |
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Well, something's working. Look at how many women are bush-free these days. |
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Tiz ![]() Revolutionary ![]() ![]() I donated! Joined: 15 Apr 2008 Location: Virginia Status: Offline Points: 15588 |
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I've seen this stupid commercial. That one dude has what looks like an industrial pack on his back and so "out-squirts" his neighbor with the mere manual squirter.
Big whoopdy doo. Who has that many weeds that you need to wear a pack?
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Christine ![]() Honor Roll ![]() ![]() Joined: 16 Apr 2008 Location: NYC Status: Offline Points: 1094 |
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Who has that many weeds that you need to wear a pack?
![]() It's the same mentality of those who drive SUVs. Bigger! thus, Better!
![]() Love all the new subliminal concepts you guys are coming up with- "out-squirt," "weed-whacking," etc.
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Tiz ![]() Revolutionary ![]() ![]() I donated! Joined: 15 Apr 2008 Location: Virginia Status: Offline Points: 15588 |
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Figured as much. They're the same guys that compare their hedge-chopper & riding mower sizes,too.
"I can mow my 1/8 acre lawn in 10 minutes......I'm such a man".
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8 Track Single ![]() Commercial Hater ![]() ![]() Joined: 10 May 2008 Status: Offline Points: 5 |
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They're now using sex to sell weed killer? Heaven help me, the Honda ad from years ago that had a lawn mower with a helicopter engine was funnier than this!
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suenewtotx ![]() Revolutionary ![]() ![]() Joined: 16 Apr 2008 Location: Texas Status: Offline Points: 3997 |
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Then there's the Miracle Grow commercial with "You Sexy Thing" playing in the background. What does this song have to do with growing flowers?
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