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Tiz 
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I lifted this one from Jimbo;
Deep subject for such a shallow mind."
To be sure everyone either uses, hates or just likes hearing sayins'. For instance: Measure twice, cut once. He's deader than a door knob Anyone?
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Hootman
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Posted: 18 Jul 2012 at 12:22am |
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He's lower than a snake's belly in a wagon rut.
If a frog had wings, he wouldn't kick his ass when he jumps. Is the Pope Catholic? Does a bear sh*t in the woods? Does the Pope sh*t in the woods?  |
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Posted: 18 Jul 2012 at 4:36am |
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And the biggie:
If a bear takes a dump in the woods but a tree falls on him with no one around to hear it, is the Pope's hat still funny?
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insanity213
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Posted: 18 Jul 2012 at 3:14pm |
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Think of how stupid the average person is, and then realize that half of them are stupider than that.
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Posted: 18 Jul 2012 at 9:11pm |
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He's lower than snake shiit!
She's slower than snail shiit!
That car is slower than molasses in February!
The temperature's lower than a female wiccan praticioner's mammary gland in the second month of the Julian calendar
(it's colder than a witch's tit in February)
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insanity213
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Posted: 18 Jul 2012 at 9:15pm |
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Sweatin' like a whore in church
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Posted: 18 Jul 2012 at 10:28pm |
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Colder than a well-digger's butt.
Colder than a witch's titty.
Sh*t fire and save the matches.--probably all-time favorite.
Most of mine come from my mother who was born in mountains of Tennessee. She had hundreds.
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A new study finds that people who are chipper & happy live longer. Which is surprising because people who aren't chipper & happy want to kill people who are always chipper & happy. David Letterman
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Tiz
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Posted: 19 Jul 2012 at 12:05am |
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Slicker than eel shiit
Elevator doesn't go to the top floor, does it
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Posted: 19 Jul 2012 at 12:09am |
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"You've got splinters in the windmills of your mind."
Also, it should be "Sayin's" as the g is missing :P
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Posted: 19 Jul 2012 at 1:10am |
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His face rings a bell
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The Geico Gecko: annoying us since the late 90's
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Posted: 19 Jul 2012 at 9:02am |
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Some say the glass is half full, some say the glass is half empty. I say “Are you gonna drink that?” I’ve got a problem for your solution.
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Posted: 19 Jul 2012 at 10:53am |
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I like the saying "S/he has a body that just won't quit, but a brain that just won't start".
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+ Self-loathing, lonely, fat, and bitter since 2008! +
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Posted: 19 Jul 2012 at 3:37pm |
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One from the movie Casino that cracks me up:
"He's about as useless as tits on a boar." |
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Posted: 19 Jul 2012 at 11:35pm |
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Do something, even if it's wrong.
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"Abs on a skinny guy are like tits on a fat chick."
I don't 100% agree with it...well, depending on someone else's definition of 'skinny guy'; (Personally, so long as no bones are visible, seeing a nice stomach pretty much makes my knees buckle, be he 'skinny' model, or bodybuilder) That being said, I still laugh everytime I hear it.
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