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    Posted: 04 Jun 2018 at 5:33am

When you go to bed tonight you should “Give Thanks.” Rejoice in the fact that reality shows do not produce “MEGA” stars. That are well over-paid and show up, dressed to the 9’s, at the various, invented, award shows. And we don’t have to hear about them for two weeks because their gardeners shrink got a DUI.  

I think the very FIRST reality show was “professional” wrestling. They was not, of course, real. But to a 12 year old in the 1960’s they ruled the world!


“Cops” Started this mantra but then others followed. (and no matter WHAT the title says………… They are NOT always live.) Let’s not forget the bounty hunters here. (the most fake of them all.)


Pawn Stars in Vegas and different places. (With different accents.)

Storage junk (With star want-ta-be’s.)

American Old Sign Buyers. (Oopps. I mean American Pickers.)


By traps

By poles (hard to make this one seem exciting)

In lakes

In the ocean

In swamps (with rifles.) (this does not seem too sporting.)


Alone. Naked. In pairs. In teams. Instructional. (they should do a survivor show in downtown New York or Chicago.)


With crane and helicopters.

(No matter how thrilling the announcer gets… After you fly a chopper for a week or two its not much different than sitting at a desk.) (Just a job.)


They are now getting THOUSNADS! of ounces. When they started a hundred or two was a big deal. (But makes for good TV.) (I guess.)


In various places and with various problems.


Tree houses, or barns, or pools.

And on, and on, and on.

And all this is the first string of Reality TV. Next we will have “Naked Kangaroo Wranglers”  or “Full Contact Dog Walkers.”

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