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    Posted: 21 Jan 2018 at 3:17am
Disapprove "...mama, can I soak the Progressive Box in lighter fluid and light it or will even thinking like this lead me down the path to becoming a true sociopath?"
Embarrassed"oh my beloved 'Little Banana', nobody - and I mean NOBODY - would consider that action anything other than 'heroic' as long as you don't accidentally let 'Bruno' roast 'Rocco' ('Maui Onion', please!) before you take his coat off..."
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I would like to see the Director's Cut.  #ChinchillaChewsBox
 
 
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I can't complain but sometimes I still do.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Ad nauseous Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 21 Jan 2018 at 3:24pm
^Looks like that box won't be singing for awhile!
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote aka ron Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 21 Jan 2018 at 7:20pm
It would be pretty easy to find a cardboard box that size, paint it white and add the features with a marker.

We I used to put treats in boxes, fold the flaps together and see how long it took the dog to get in there.

If someone were to post the video of a dog tearing up the Progressive douchebox it would surely be an internet sensation.


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I searched "progressive box set on fire" on youtube, and nothing.  I can't believe someone hasn't done that yet.
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from the look of the chinchillin at the end..did the box ..have his WAY...with this ..ANIMAL?

BESTIALITY!!!

well i am not sure WHAT the box is so...???
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WHY IS THIS IDIOTIC BOX STILL ON THE F'KN AIR?! Someone put him away for good. Crush it, run over it, put it in a wood chipper, I don't care. Please take Flo and Jamie while you're at it. I've seen Progressive commercials 15 or 20 times this weekend alone!
Progressive is one of the three insurance companies I have blacklisted. Liberty Mutual and GEICO are the others.
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Originally posted by Triple J Triple J wrote:

At long last ...  THE WOOD CHIPPER! Evil Smile


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I scream every time he mispronounces habanero. It's not habañero, you idiot!! Angry
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What the ****'s up with that electronic "noise" they make when he shows the cashew guy, and at the end when they show the rodent? Is that something that's prominent on ewwtoob these days?

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Originally posted by Moodybooze Moodybooze wrote:

What the ****'s up with that electronic "noise" they make when he shows the cashew guy, and at the end when they show the rodent? Is that something that's prominent on ewwtoob these days?



My best guess it an electronic 'air horn' that's popular in rap & R&B music don't know why. It's annoying as hell! I know this because I used to take a taxi back in forth to a place to help in my recovery of mild schizophrenia i have. Unfortunately, the radio was tuned to Hot 93.7 which had a LOT of that stupid electronic 'air horn' sound in it. Don't know why, unlike autotuned music which at least improves the voice this takes sh*tty music and makes it sh*ttier.
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Originally posted by Moodybooze Moodybooze wrote:

What the ****'s up with that electronic "noise" they make when he shows the cashew guy, and at the end when they show the rodent? Is that something that's prominent on ewwtoob these days?

 
Actually, I was surfing the idiot box the other evening and *2* cheap shows offended my hearing with the same noise...one was some dance contest on BET or MTV, the other was a dumb card game shot in Disneyworld or someplace like that...and no, that's all I can say because I didn't stay on either channel. 
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Originally posted by Triple J Triple J wrote:

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Shred him! Please! He has the most annoying voice other than the gecko, Jaime and Flo!
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all i can say is ..

foun TAHN!!

die die DIE DIE!!
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Sick puppy time from zippyjet! Lets make a commercial spoof featuring Flo dropping her white pants and squatting over that talking box. Guess what Flo would do? Think golden and shower. Heck, let her lay a loaf on said box and feature the poop emoji!  That ghetto air horn is everywhere. Makes me pine for the Honda ding dong bell. That ghetto snipe Niki Minaj uses that damn air horn to the beginning of one of her garbage rapper crapper tunes. One of my dear friends who has a great radio show unfortunately starts it off with that damn horn and that satanic rap music.
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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Originally posted by Moodybooze Moodybooze wrote:

What the ****'s up with that electronic "noise" they make when he shows the cashew guy, and at the end when they show the rodent? Is that something that's prominent on ewwtoob these days?

 
Actually, I was surfing the idiot box the other evening and *2* cheap shows offended my hearing with the same noise...one was some dance contest on BET or MTV, the other was a dumb card game shot in Disneyworld or someplace like that...and no, that's all I can say because I didn't stay on either channel. 
 
 
Figures, from snotty New York. Any wonder why most of us not in NYC, LA, and BOS don't care for their obnoxiousness me first, my sh*t smells like rosewater...?
 
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Originally posted by zippyjet zippyjet wrote:

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If the air horn sound is one of "DJ Cipha's" top three claims to "fame", I wonder what the other two are?
 
 
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Originally posted by NJtoTX NJtoTX wrote:

I scream every time he mispronounces habanero. It's not haba<span style="font-weight: bold; color: rgb106, 106, 106; font-family: Roboto, arial, sans-serif; font-size: small;">ñero, you idiot!! Angry</span>

I'll take your word for it. I don't want to listen to this abomination just to find out for sure. ☺️
I love the chipper pic! Guess that animated cardboard boxes are exempt from the ban on violent fantasies?😉
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Someone in another thread about the box said it kept him from ever wanting to buy Progressive Insurance. I agree. One of the few ads so disgusting that I will go out of my way to avoid purchasing the product.
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Originally posted by Moodybooze Moodybooze wrote:

What the ****'s up with that electronic "noise" they make when he shows the cashew guy, and at the end when they show the rodent? Is that something that's prominent on ewwtoob these days?


I was wondering about that as well? Is making an annoying honking noise the current vogue today? I hate the trends of today!
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The box that you $#!t in & give to your mailman to check for colon cancer is waaaaaayyyyy cooler than the progressive box.... man i would like to $#!t in him & send it off to russia!
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Originally posted by TV Watcher #1 TV Watcher #1 wrote:

The box that you $#!t in & give to your mailman to check for colon cancer is waaaaaayyyyy cooler than the progressive box.... man i would like to $#!t in him & send it off to russia!
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