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Topic: Humira--stupid, fake rock bandPosted By: GulDukat
Subject: Humira--stupid, fake rock band
Date Posted: 09 Jan 2019 at 1:48am
And the lyrics go "Ahhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhhhhhhhhhh ahhhhhhh."
Replies: Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 09 Jan 2019 at 2:16am
Hey! Wouldn't YOU want your wimpy girl-band worried about you if YOU had to run to the port-a-potty in the middle of a song?
Yea, that is one commercial that really just leaves me feeling all crappy and irritable.
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Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 09 Jan 2019 at 3:32am
I have a fairly established history of hating these wimpy-ass fake commercial chick bands.
There was another fake chick band commercial that I started a thread about and the mother of one of the girls happened to run across it, so she joined up here just to "set me straight" about the authenticity of said crappy chick band.
I despise fake commercial bands especially the ones with precious Little Miss Cutesy-wootsey as their frontchick.
Nothing screams fake, phone baloney bs like fake, contrived commercial "rock bands" that are almost certainly nothing but a bunch of actors.
------------- ...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender Jackson Browne - The Pretender
C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States
Posted By: tikibagger
Date Posted: 09 Jan 2019 at 2:29pm
HA i beat u to this one-search Crohnsing Bumpkins
it deserves 2 hates though--those LEia buns at the end...yikes
i think they are running it more now
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Posted By: jnoble
Date Posted: 09 Jan 2019 at 5:16pm
I play guitar and always look close in these ads at how they are gripping the fret boards/finger position to see if the actors had any experience playing or are just faking it. Most of the time they are "playing" chords that don't exist and just jumping around in slow-mo during the voice over part of the commercial like spazzes on stage in a lame attempt to look like they are rockin' out
Posted By: jnoble
Date Posted: 09 Jan 2019 at 5:18pm
Jimbo wrote:
I have a fairly established history of hating these wimpy-ass fake commercial chick bands.
There was another fake chick band commercial that I started a thread about and the mother of one of the girls happened to run across it, so she joined up here just to "set me straight" about the authenticity of said crappy chick band.
I despise fake commercial bands especially the ones with precious Little Miss Cutesy-wootsey as their frontchick.
Nothing screams fake, phone baloney bs like fake, contrived commercial "rock bands" that are almost certainly nothing but a bunch of actors.
Posted By: Banderboy
Date Posted: 09 Jan 2019 at 5:38pm
The tall curly haired glasses guy gives me the creeps.
------------- Every day my mind grows keener- my good arm stronger--- my silly enemies more futile---
Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 09 Jan 2019 at 6:35pm
Banderboy wrote:
The tall curly haired glasses guy gives me the creeps.
Indeed! Reminds me of the shy, diverse psychopath from a bad episode of 'Criminal Minds'...
------------- X <sig.nature> "What we do for ourselves dies with us, What we do for others is and remains immortal." - Albert Pike
Posted By: usmaak
Date Posted: 09 Jan 2019 at 8:15pm
What a sh*tty commercial.
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Date Posted: 09 Jan 2019 at 9:04pm
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Date Posted: 09 Jan 2019 at 9:14pm
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Posted By: tikibagger
Date Posted: 09 Jan 2019 at 9:48pm
and to just be a tad contrary..Leia Buns Crohns chik IS kinda HOT--even if a tad monosyllabic
AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Posted By: (0)(0)
Date Posted: 09 Jan 2019 at 9:55pm
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Posted By: crainbebo
Date Posted: 10 Jan 2019 at 12:03am
The curly-haired guy is Tristan Lake Leabu, who plays on The Young & The Restless as Reed, Victoria's teen son. He was pretty talented in his role and I'm sure he'll be going places...not just drug ads.
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Posted By: tikibagger
Date Posted: 10 Jan 2019 at 2:42am
uhh a soap opera actor? He's a STEP UP in a Humira ad
Just ask Luke Spencer
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Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 10 Jan 2019 at 9:12am
PaWolf wrote:
Banderboy wrote:
The tall curly haired glasses guy gives me the creeps.
Indeed! Reminds me of the shy shemale psychopath from a bad episode of 'Criminal Minds'...
Same here. Maybe he/she fulfills the transgender requirement, as it seems the band has all the other racial/gender quotas covered.
Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 10 Jan 2019 at 3:55pm
All I can say is that everybody should be very careful about what you post.
You never know when a spy might report you to The Diversity Police.
------------- ...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender Jackson Browne - The Pretender
C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States
Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 10 Jan 2019 at 4:09pm
Jimbo wrote:
All I can say is that everybody should be very careful about what you post.
You never know when a spy might report you to The Diversity Police.
Thor misquoted me!!! I said 'DIVERSE'! I think I will report him so he can get a 30-day suspension and sent to France...Parlez-vous français ?
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Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 10 Jan 2019 at 5:28pm
This band needs a name.
I suggest:
And what category or genre do they fall into?
How about:
Sounds about right to me.
------------- ...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender Jackson Browne - The Pretender
C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States
Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 10 Jan 2019 at 5:41pm
^
I'd like to hear more about the angry mom, setting you straight!
Posted By: sgtrock21
Date Posted: 10 Jan 2019 at 5:54pm
Jimbo wrote:
This band needs a name.
I suggest:
And what category or genre do they fall into?
How about:
Sounds about right to me.
I'll look forward to hearing from you again in 30 days.
------------- EEEEts All so REEEdEEEculous
Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 10 Jan 2019 at 6:54pm
aka ron wrote:
^
I'd like to hear more about the angry mom, setting you straight!
I was wrong about it being the mother of one of the girls, but when you see her screen name, you'll understand why I made the mistake...
http://www.commercialsihate.com/intuit-quick-books-phony-girl-band-crap_topic20534_post354573.html#354573" rel="nofollow - link to post
Note her post count...
------------- ...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender Jackson Browne - The Pretender
C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States
Posted By: Tully Blanchard
Date Posted: 10 Jan 2019 at 7:29pm
Banderboy wrote:
The tall curly haired glasses guy gives me the creeps.
Wait, that chick is a dude?!?
Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 11 Jan 2019 at 4:38pm
Tully Blanchard wrote:
Banderboy wrote:
The tall curly haired glasses guy gives me the creeps.
Wait, that chick is a dude?!?
------------- X <sig.nature> "What we do for ourselves dies with us, What we do for others is and remains immortal." - Albert Pike
Posted By: Banderboy
Date Posted: 11 Jan 2019 at 5:05pm
PaWolf wrote:
Tully Blanchard wrote:
Banderboy wrote:
The tall curly haired glasses guy gives me the creeps.
Wait, that chick is a dude?!?
Is he polishing the bishop at 0:10?
------------- Every day my mind grows keener- my good arm stronger--- my silly enemies more futile---
Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 11 Jan 2019 at 5:22pm
Banderboy wrote:
PaWolf wrote:
Tully Blanchard wrote:
Banderboy wrote:
The tall curly haired glasses guy gives me the creeps.
Wait, that chick is a dude?!?
Is he polishing the bishop at 0:10?
He must be keeping his vagi-nis cool.
Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 11 Jan 2019 at 5:46pm
Banderboy wrote:
PaWolf wrote:
Tully Blanchard wrote:
Banderboy wrote:
The tall curly haired glasses guy gives me the creeps.
Wait, that chick is a dude?!?
Is he polishing the bishop at 0:10?
With all that jewelry he/it has on?! He/it would hurt him-/itself and the next riff he would play could hurt (especially if any of those rings have rough edges), or he/it could get too excited and possibly accidentally hang him-/itself with one of his mother's necklaces that he's/it's wearing.
There would be pain.
His energy would drain.
He might go insane.
Could you even imagine how much PAIN a raw little FrankieForeskin might feel during that next vibrating riff on the electric guitar?
------------- X <sig.nature> "What we do for ourselves dies with us, What we do for others is and remains immortal." - Albert Pike
Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 12 Jan 2019 at 12:13pm
Jimbo wrote:
I have a fairly established history of hating these wimpy-ass fake commercial chick bands.
There was another fake chick band commercial that I started a thread about and the mother of one of the girls happened to run across it, so she joined up here just to "set me straight" about the authenticity of said crappy chick band.
I despise fake commercial bands especially the ones with precious Little Miss Cutesy-wootsey as their frontchick.
Nothing screams fake, phone baloney bs like fake, contrived commercial "rock bands" that are almost certainly nothing but a bunch of actors.
There's another fake rock band commercial out there right now...featuring some race-neutral (black-white-Hispanic-who knows what the hell she is) girl as their lead singer. She really "rocks out", too. I forget what the commercial's for.
Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 12 Jan 2019 at 5:55pm
Thor wrote:
Jimbo wrote:
I have a fairly established history of hating these wimpy-ass fake commercial chick bands.
There was another fake chick band commercial that I started a thread about and the mother of one of the girls happened to run across it, so she joined up here just to "set me straight" about the authenticity of said crappy chick band.
I despise fake commercial bands especially the ones with precious Little Miss Cutesy-wootsey as their frontchick.
Nothing screams fake, phone baloney bs like fake, contrived commercial "rock bands" that are almost certainly nothing but a bunch of actors.
There's another fake rock band commercial out there right now...featuring some race-neutral (black-white-Hispanic-who knows what the hell she is) girl as their lead singer. She really "rocks out", too. I forget what the commercial's for.
I saw one like that for MilkAleve...here's the other chrocker commercial.
------------- X <sig.nature> "What we do for ourselves dies with us, What we do for others is and remains immortal." - Albert Pike
Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 13 Jan 2019 at 1:07am
Yeah, that's the one.
Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 13 Jan 2019 at 2:36am
She doesn't strike me as a 'Katie'.
------------- X <sig.nature> "What we do for ourselves dies with us, What we do for others is and remains immortal." - Albert Pike
Posted By: CaptainErnie
Date Posted: 14 Jan 2019 at 8:03pm
It's not a girl band. Only the singer and keyboard player are (actual) girls
------------- Children are just God's little way of punishing us for having sex
Posted By: DarkRealmStar
Date Posted: 14 Jan 2019 at 11:23pm
In keeping with the recent song videos trend on CIH , HERE'S A REALGIRLBAND
Posted By: ThisIsaUsername
Date Posted: 17 Jan 2019 at 5:27am
I've always hated how with the way it's spelled, it looks like it should be pronounced "Hu-MEER-a" But they always pronounce it "Hu-MARE-a". I know I'm nit-picking but this has always driven me insane. Then again, every prescription drug commercial does and I despise them all.
Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 17 Jan 2019 at 6:35pm
Jimbo wrote:
aka ron wrote:
^
I'd like to hear more about the angry mom, setting you straight!
I was wrong about it being the mother of one of the girls, but when you see her screen name, you'll understand why I made the mistake...
http://www.commercialsihate.com/intuit-quick-books-phony-girl-band-crap_topic20534_post354573.html#354573" rel="nofollow - link to post
Note her post count...
Thanks for that blast from the past. I like reading old threads, hoping I wasn't being an asshole!
Posted By: GulDukat
Date Posted: 17 Jan 2019 at 7:52pm
PaWolf wrote:
Thor wrote:
Jimbo wrote:
I have a fairly established history of hating these wimpy-ass fake commercial chick bands.
There was another fake chick band commercial that I started a thread about and the mother of one of the girls happened to run across it, so she joined up here just to "set me straight" about the authenticity of said crappy chick band.
I despise fake commercial bands especially the ones with precious Little Miss Cutesy-wootsey as their frontchick.
Nothing screams fake, phone baloney bs like fake, contrived commercial "rock bands" that are almost certainly nothing but a bunch of actors.
There's another fake rock band commercial out there right now...featuring some race-neutral (black-white-Hispanic-who knows what the hell she is) girl as their lead singer. She really "rocks out", too. I forget what the commercial's for.
I saw one like that for MilkAleve...here's the other chrocker commercial.
Um, wouldn't they have roadies setting up and hauling the equipment?
Posted By: tikibagger
Date Posted: 18 Jan 2019 at 3:20am
that would be a SUCCESSFUL fake bamd
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Posted By: caroln242
Date Posted: 21 Jan 2019 at 11:09pm
PaWolf wrote:
Banderboy wrote:
The tall curly haired glasses guy gives me the creeps.
Indeed! Reminds me of the shy, diverse psychopath from a bad episode of 'Criminal Minds'...
There are NO BAD EPISODES of Criminal Minds!!! The show is flawless and I don't want to hear anything more about it!
Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 22 Jan 2019 at 12:03am
I won't watch it if Jennifer Love Hewitt is on...kinda like Ted Danson on CSI. They ruin the whole show for me.
Posted By: tikibagger
Date Posted: 22 Jan 2019 at 3:04pm
i can honestly say all 'initial' shows are formulaic crap
there! TAUNTED
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Posted By: Desertspark
Date Posted: 19 Jul 2019 at 2:17am
No tattoos. Anywhere. On anyone. Even dumbass country Christian bands have tattoos. All those bare arms give me the willies
Posted By: Mamaboo
Date Posted: 19 Jul 2019 at 7:23pm
Yes this commercial really irks me, too. I want to do a "bad lip reading" video on this. And just how long can they all keep their mouths open on the last note of the last song that they really aren't singing. The only thing I like about that commercial is that I found this forum and got a kick out of all the comments. 😆
Posted By: tikibagger
Date Posted: 19 Jul 2019 at 9:53pm
HEY this just came on and i wrote these lame-os some cool lyrics so they can go 'aaahh ah ahh'
to some actual CONTENT..ready?....when that little emo guitar lick comes on - sing
"My Crohns, "My Crohns, "My Crohns,...it hurts in my Chones..."
as in Chonees-undies?
hey its better than NOTHING
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Posted By: Darthhillbilly
Date Posted: 20 Jul 2019 at 6:09pm
tikibagger wrote:
HEY this just came on and i wrote these lame-os some cool lyrics so they can go 'aaahh ah ahh'
to some actual CONTENT..ready?....when that little emo guitar lick comes on - sing
"My Crohns, "My Crohns, "My Crohns,...it hurts in my Chones..."
as in Chonees-undies?
hey its better than NOTHING
I think the same thing every time I see this gem; How hard is it to write one single line of original content for the actor singer to move her mouth to?
At least the girl in the other commercial linked in this thread is actually bouncing around and pretending like a pro. Hell, she even sets up equipment like back in her roadie days before she was discovered.
But hey, how mad can you get at the commercial that has everything? Black guy? Check. Asian guy? Check. Gay (probably) guy? Check. Gay (based on the way she looks at the singer... maybe she has some secret insight as to why the singer has midsection discomfort) girl? Check. Cutsey-wootsie girl singer in the lead? Check. All bases covered... green light. Ship it.
Hey, can someone run down to the dollar store and grab a spray bottle so we can mist at least the drummer and lead guitarist with some fake sweat so it at least looks like we're finishing up a high-energy show at an outdoor venue? No? Ok, raise the price per dose $20 and we'll do a higher budget spot next time.
Come on, we all know the gay girl sweats like a pig, she's the girl from the sweaty underarm wipes commercial.
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Posted By: ThatNerdInPhilly
Date Posted: 22 Jul 2019 at 12:43am
I am so beyond sick of this commercial.
Seriously, if I pissed good money to see any band, and the lead singer is taking a sh*t break every 10-15 minutes, I would demand a refund.
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Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 22 Jul 2019 at 3:30am
ThatNerdInPhilly wrote:
I am so beyond sick of this commercial.
Seriously, if I pissed good money to see any band, and the lead singer is taking a sh*t break every 10-15 minutes, I would demand a refund.
Of course, if she took those shíts on stage, a lot of people would pay extra to see that.
I think Thor would, anyway.
He's kinda odd like that.
------------- ...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender Jackson Browne - The Pretender
C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States
Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 22 Jul 2019 at 5:33pm
ThatNerdInPhilly wrote:
I am so beyond sick of this commercial.
Seriously, if I pissed good money to see any band, and the lead singer is taking a sh*t break every 10-15 minutes, I would demand a refund.
Watch the video!
Posted By: tikibagger
Date Posted: 24 Jul 2019 at 3:23am
HA those are the MOUTH SOUNDS i usually make when this atrocity comes on
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Posted By: twpinaz
Date Posted: 09 Sep 2019 at 9:45pm
I just found this site today and love it and have been going through the older posts and I was going to watch this one to see the curly headed dude and then bam! It’s on myTV while the wife is watching “The Talk”. It has to be some sort of sign! I mean just watching the View makes my head hurt....
Posted By: TheNilvarg
Date Posted: 01 Oct 2019 at 4:58pm
God, yes, the blatantly fake commercial rockband is so cringeworthy. They sound like a band that some 90s TV series would show when they don't want to hire real musicians or write real music for the episode, so they just find some free open-source, simplistic stock music and make actors pretend like they're playing it.
Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 01 Oct 2019 at 6:07pm
Oh look! Humira admits they did something wrong? I don't take prescription drugs! I think that is why I'm still here.
Posted By: tikibagger
Date Posted: 18 Oct 2019 at 10:58pm
For some unknown reason Crohnsa and the Waves is back on SERIOUS rotation again..MAKE IT STOP
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Posted By: Triple J
Date Posted: 19 Oct 2019 at 2:11am
tikibagger wrote:
... Crohnsa and the Waves ...
Seriously, though, the one with the glasses and denim is a dude, right? Yeesh... creepy AF.
Posted By: ThatNerdInPhilly
Date Posted: 21 Oct 2019 at 2:59pm
tikibagger wrote:
For some unknown reason Crohnsa and the Waves is back on SERIOUS rotation again..MAKE IT STOP
You're absolutely right! This sh*tty ad (no pun intended) was dying off. Suddenly for some unknown reason it really is on very heavy rotation again.
Does change of seasons, colder months fair up the Crohn's? (Hey, I dont know?) It's kind of like when we see more anti-depressants ads during the winter, Holiday season.
But this girl will never live this ad down. If she even becomes remotely successful with her acting/singing...she will always be known as the "Humira Girl," "Crohns Chic"...etc
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Posted By: tikibagger
Date Posted: 21 Oct 2019 at 3:30pm
i think we are safe from this possible career as her rendition of 'Ahhhhggghah AH!' is pretty pedestrian
shes hot BUT those Princess Leia HAIR BUNS are a seriously lame hipster affectation...
much like the puffy afro POODLE EARS style which seem to be cropping up all over commercials
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Posted By: JAMF
Date Posted: 18 Mar 2021 at 5:19pm
SO YOU DIDN'T POST THE NAME OF SAID MOTHER. WHERE DO WE FIND IT?
Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 18 Mar 2021 at 5:33pm
JAMF wrote:
SO YOU DIDN'T POST THE NAME OF SAID MOTHER. WHERE DO WE FIND IT?
Who's Mama are you talking about?
Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 18 Mar 2021 at 5:41pm
aka ron wrote:
JAMF wrote:
SO YOU DIDN'T POST THE NAME OF SAID MOTHER. WHERE DO WE FIND IT?
Who's Mama are you talking about?
I think he's referring to a couple of posts I made a couple of years ago.....
------------- ...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender Jackson Browne - The Pretender
C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States
Posted By: caroln242
Date Posted: 18 Mar 2021 at 9:19pm
tikibagger wrote:
i think we are safe from this possible career as her rendition of 'Ahhhhggghah AH!' is pretty pedestrian
shes hot BUT those Princess Leia HAIR BUNS are a seriously lame hipster affectation...
much like the puffy afro POODLE EARS style which seem to be cropping up all over commercials
You don't like this hair style?
I'm sorry, but that's racist and politically incorrect. You MUST like it.
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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 18 Mar 2021 at 9:44pm
I hate this girls hair! Is that racist?
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Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 18 Mar 2021 at 9:52pm
It works for her:
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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 18 Mar 2021 at 10:10pm
Those are just fake ears, dude.
Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 18 Mar 2021 at 10:22pm
Nope. They're Afropuffs. And they look just adorable on her.
Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 18 Mar 2021 at 10:31pm
Anything looks just adorable on her.
I know I would look adorable on her.
If I was 25 again, anyway.....
------------- ...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender Jackson Browne - The Pretender
C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States
Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 18 Mar 2021 at 10:37pm
LOL!
Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 18 Mar 2021 at 10:51pm
I probably should have said... She would look adorable on me.
Either way works, though.
------------- ...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender Jackson Browne - The Pretender
C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States
Posted By: CaptainErnie
Date Posted: 19 Mar 2021 at 12:01am
Getting back to the fake band. anyone notice that the bass player is carrying a case for an acoustical guitar?
------------- Children are just God's little way of punishing us for having sex
Posted By: HART
Date Posted: 19 Mar 2021 at 5:09pm
Jimbo wrote:
Anything looks just adorable on her.
I know I would look adorable on her.
If I was 25 again, anyway.....
I know where she can get an ADOWABLE blanket !
------------- we are the music makers we are the dreamers of the dream
Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 19 Mar 2021 at 5:36pm
CaptainErnie wrote:
Getting back to the fake band. anyone notice that the bass player is carrying a case for an acoustical guitar?
Maybe he plays an acoustic (not acoustical) bass.
They do make those.
Damn.
Here I am sticking up for a crappy commercial featuring a crappy fake rock band!!!!
What have I become?????
------------- ...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender Jackson Browne - The Pretender
C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States
Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 19 Mar 2021 at 5:42pm
Jimbo wrote:
Anything looks just adorable on her.
I know I would look adorable on her.
If I was 25 again, anyway.....
She would look good on me!
Posted By: HART
Date Posted: 19 Mar 2021 at 5:48pm
CaptainErnie wrote:
Getting back to the fake band. anyone notice that the bass player is carrying a case for an acoustical guitar?
Thats the least of their problem in this POS
but yeah i did notice that
props department needs to work on congruity issues
------------- we are the music makers we are the dreamers of the dream
Posted By: tikibagger
Date Posted: 19 Mar 2021 at 6:21pm
Back to Poodle ear dos.... Hate Hate HATE These are the female equivalent of the bowl cut Also known as the mental institution or retard cut A bad male haircut that SOMEHOW became 'good' in the 90s.. The hair equivalent of PRE TORN JEANS
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Posted By: jnoble
Date Posted: 19 Mar 2021 at 10:34pm
CaptainErnie wrote:
Getting back to the fake band. anyone notice that the bass player is carrying a case for an acoustical guitar?
His hipster hat is enraging.
Someone also pointed out that she doesn't appear to be singing anything other than an open mouthed "AAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHH!!!!......" but then takes her bows and applause and adulation from the fake filled-with-extras-at-a-local field audience like she just serenated everyone with some wonderful vocal talent
I also add my own fart and intestinal distress noises when she takes off for the crapper and the band is looking around all pretend worried like "OMG, where did she go? We can't go on without her!"
Posted By: tikibagger
Date Posted: 20 Mar 2021 at 2:39am
someone? thats ME alright
also the James Iha bassist is pretty reedonkulous
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Posted By: Banderboy
Date Posted: 20 Mar 2021 at 2:52am
I like how this lame-ass band has security up front.
------------- Every day my mind grows keener- my good arm stronger--- my silly enemies more futile---
Posted By: NJtoTX
Date Posted: 20 Mar 2021 at 9:26pm
Minnie Mouse hair combined with teen judgement is a bad combo. They should have reacted like that the first time they saw her hair.
Posted By: Thuumb
Date Posted: 20 Mar 2021 at 10:25pm
Looks like this same sound guy also worked this commercial.
Posted By: caroln242
Date Posted: 21 Mar 2021 at 1:19pm
I ran across this same commercial with some "voice over" comments on You Tube. Pretty funny.
And check out .43 minute. I think that's an acoustic guitar he's holding (responding to earlier post).
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Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 21 Mar 2021 at 1:58pm
caroln242 wrote:
I ran across this same commercial with some "voice over" comments on You Tube. Pretty funny.
And check out .43 minute. I think that's an acoustic guitar he's holding (responding to earlier post).
Love it!!!!
------------- ...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender Jackson Browne - The Pretender
C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States
Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 21 Mar 2021 at 2:17pm
That's great!
Posted By: Dejoh
Date Posted: 21 Mar 2021 at 3:11pm
Fantastic. Would like to see more of these. Thanks
------------- There's a sucker born every minute.
Posted By: radioandnascarfan
Date Posted: 22 Mar 2021 at 7:35pm
Jimbo wrote:
caroln242 wrote:
I ran across this same commercial with some "voice over" comments on You Tube. Pretty funny.
And check out .43 minute. I think that's an acoustic guitar he's holding (responding to earlier post).
Love it!!!!
Posted By: ThatNerdInPhilly
Date Posted: 22 Mar 2021 at 10:53pm
This guy goes off on the commercial, especially the crappy band for 6+ minutes.
"If there was a NETFLIX documentary about the (Humira) band, I'd watch the sh*t out of that! Pun intended" 😂😂
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Posted By: HART
Date Posted: 22 Mar 2021 at 11:07pm
ThatNerdInPhilly wrote:
This guy goes off on the commercial, especially the crappy band for 6+ minutes.
"If there was a NETFLIX documentary about the (Humira) band, I'd watch the sh*t out of that! Pun intended" 😂😂
BRILLIANT!!!!!!!
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Posted By: Dejoh
Date Posted: 23 Mar 2021 at 2:02am
Great find. Hilarious and thanks for the laugh,
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Posted By: caroln242
Date Posted: 23 Mar 2021 at 12:08pm
The hatred of this commercial knows no bounds! Humira must be so proud...and happy, of course, because any publicity is better than no publicity.
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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 23 Mar 2021 at 12:58pm
ThatNerdInPhilly wrote:
This guy goes off on the commercial, especially the crappy band for 6+ minutes.
"If there was a NETFLIX documentary about the (Humira) band, I'd watch the sh*t out of that! Pun intended" 😂😂
GENIUS!!
Posted By: Tully Blanchard
Date Posted: 23 Mar 2021 at 1:17pm
This is why you don't choose a lead singer with the runs.
Posted By: radioandnascarfan
Date Posted: 23 Mar 2021 at 5:11pm
ThatNerdInPhilly wrote:
This guy goes off on the commercial, especially the crappy band for 6+ minutes.
"If there was a NETFLIX documentary about the (Humira) band, I'd watch the sh*t out of that! Pun intended" 😂😂
That was funny. Thanks for finding this.
Posted By: jnoble
Date Posted: 23 Mar 2021 at 8:41pm
aka ron wrote:
ThatNerdInPhilly wrote:
This guy goes off on the commercial, especially the crappy band for 6+ minutes.
"If there was a NETFLIX documentary about the (Humira) band, I'd watch the sh*t out of that! Pun intended" 😂😂
GENIUS!!
His style and delivery reminds me of a younger Louis CK. I can easily hear Louis doing that same routine almost word for word
Posted By: jnoble
Date Posted: 23 Mar 2021 at 8:44pm
That hipster guitarist is wearing his guitar waaaay too high. That bugs me. Most people don't play that way, its physically uncomfortable
Posted By: CaptainErnie
Date Posted: 23 Mar 2021 at 11:54pm
jnoble wrote:
That hipster guitarist is wearing his guitar waaaay too high. That bugs me. Most people don't play that way, its physically uncomfortable
Agreed. The only one I can think of is Dave Mathews
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Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 03 Feb 2022 at 11:02pm
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Posted By: CaptainErnie
Date Posted: 04 Feb 2022 at 4:38pm
jnoble wrote:
I play guitar and always look close in these ads at how they are gripping the fret boards/finger position to see if the actors had any experience playing or are just faking it. Most of the time they are "playing" chords that don't exist and just jumping around in slow-mo during the voice over part of the commercial like spazzes on stage in a lame attempt to look like they are rockin' out
I love it when they pull a "Danny Partridge", playing chords and strumming the bass
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Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 04 Feb 2022 at 6:41pm
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She'll be in pretty impressive company.
Meanwhile, the exodus list continues to grow....
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Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 04 Feb 2022 at 10:03pm
^LOL. So woke that they're cancelling themselves.
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Date Posted: 04 Feb 2022 at 10:12pm
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Date Posted: 21 Feb 2022 at 4:08pm
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Posted By: radioandnascarfan
Date Posted: 24 Feb 2022 at 9:13pm
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My father is a big fan of Neil, and we don't have a landline anymore. He's pretty tech-savvy, but doesn't use Spotify.