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Topic: Wonder Bible- Pat Boone (video)
Posted By: aka ron
Subject: Wonder Bible- Pat Boone (video)
Date Posted: 27 Dec 2018 at 5:59pm
HELLO FRIENDS!!  I'm going to have to go find the older thread, I think I made some clever comments in that one. Embarrassed




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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 27 Dec 2018 at 6:09pm
http://commercialsihate.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=25852&PID=388960&title=wonder-bible#388960" rel="nofollow">Direct Link To This Post Topic: WONDER BIBLE

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Posted By: Banderboy
Date Posted: 29 Dec 2018 at 9:13pm
He's not really my friend.

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And the prophet said:
"And lo, the beast looked upon the face of beauty. And it stayed its hand from killing. And from that day it was as one dead".


Posted By: NJtoTX
Date Posted: 29 Dec 2018 at 10:10pm
Well, we know there's a large demographic there that can't read. Or think. Let alone understand science or reasoning. 


Posted By: ThatNerdInPhilly
Date Posted: 30 Dec 2018 at 3:33pm
"Try it for 30 days, if you don't feel blessed - get your money back."
Look I'm a Catholic, maybe not a great Catholic...what does "feeling blessed" feel like?

I rather have this version that insults me.



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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 30 Dec 2018 at 3:46pm
LOL

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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 30 Dec 2018 at 3:52pm
Originally posted by ThatNerdInPhilly ThatNerdInPhilly wrote:

"Try it for 30 days, if you don't feel blessed - get your money back."
Look I'm a Catholic, maybe not a great Catholic...what does "feeling blessed" feel like?...
  
Wink

From one-not-so-grand-Irish Catholic to another Catholic, I can only suggest you 'Take The Quizz'!

Two questions from Paw's 'Feeling Blessed (in other words, it wasn't you) Quizz!'

1.) Name one person who got to go out and pet the kitty cats back at the Roman Coliseum and lived to tell about going back to play with them a second time?

2.) Name that disciple who was nailed to a cross, hung upside-down, and then disemboweled?

(not Catholics)




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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 30 Dec 2018 at 4:51pm
Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Originally posted by ThatNerdInPhilly ThatNerdInPhilly wrote:

"Try it for 30 days, if you don't feel blessed - get your money back."
Look I'm a Catholic, maybe not a great Catholic...what does "feeling blessed" feel like?...
  
Wink

From one-not-so-grand-Irish Catholic to another Catholic, I can only suggest you 'Take The Quizz'!

Two questions from Paw's 'Feeling Blessed (in other words, it wasn't you) Quizz!'

1.) Name one person who got to go out and pet the kitty cats back in Roman times at the Coliseum and lived to tell about it?

2.) Name that disciple who was nailed to a cross, hung upside-down, and then disemboweled?


LOL

I grew up Irish Catholic also.

what does "feeling blessed" feel like?

It feels like NOT being molested by your priest! Tongue



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Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 30 Dec 2018 at 5:38pm
I'm Catholic, and I even went to Catholic school.  While I'm glad I was never molested, I'm just a bit hurt that none of the priests even tried.  What?  Wasn't I cute enough?  I feel scarred.
 
 


Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 30 Dec 2018 at 5:43pm
^ LOLLOLLOL

You should have gone after some of the women you found attractive, then you wouldn't feel so left out! Wink



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Posted By: Snesgamer
Date Posted: 30 Dec 2018 at 7:36pm
Every time I see this I can't help but think it's designed to rip off luddites who've never heard of the Internet or smartphones. There are literally a trillion different places you can go to get the Bible read to you.


Posted By: ThatNerdInPhilly
Date Posted: 31 Dec 2018 at 2:18am

Quote LOL

I grew up Irish Catholic also.

what does "feeling blessed" feel like?

It feels like NOT being molested by your priest! Tongue


LOLLOL Well, I feel damn lucky then...not "blessed!" 


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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 31 Dec 2018 at 3:39pm
Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

I'm Catholic, and I even went to Catholic school.  While I'm glad I was never molested, I'm just a bit hurt that none of the priests even tried.  What?  Wasn't I cute enough?  I feel scarred.
 
 
Calm down....you weren't the only ugly-as-sin child who got ignored by the priests. 
I never had the chance to get accosted by Father Tucker as I got kicked out of Catholic school in the 2nd grade (this is TRUE).



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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 31 Dec 2018 at 3:43pm
^  2nd grade?  LOL  Did you lift your leg on the nun's desk?


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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 31 Dec 2018 at 4:00pm
Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

^  2nd grade?  LOL  Did you lift your leg on the nun's desk?
If you remember those big green erasers that were about the size of a brick and you also recall my love of God's Sport, Baseball, along with the fact I was an aspiring Pitcher (even in 2nd grade), well...a few of us were playing 'Catch' when I hit Karen French with a FastEraser (by accident, but it WAS a 'Strike', doncha know!). The Nun immediately sent me to the office, but not before I went and grabbed my eraser and winged HER upside the head!
I was never allowed to return...banished to the Hell of the Public School System for all of eternity. 
If Karen is one of our board members these days, all I can say is, "Don't Hate...I'z apologizin' to you here and now."Wink 


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Posted By: tikibagger
Date Posted: 03 Jan 2019 at 3:34pm
Like the meme i saw recently with Cheebus and his minions...'what makes you people think I LIKE CROSSES?"


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Posted By: zippyjet
Date Posted: 04 Jan 2019 at 12:44am
Originally posted by Snesgamer Snesgamer wrote:

Every time I see this I can't help but think it's designed to rip off luddites who've never heard of the Internet or smartphones. There are literally a trillion different places you can go to get the Bible read to you.


You can even have the bible translated for free on the Internet. But hey, some poor souls gotta work in one of those sweatshops in China making these things. I mentioned earlier on a prior thread about this; Imagine hacking into these things or changing the dialogue to a guy with a deep voice talking insatanic tongue. And the music coming out of this thing could be Black Sabbath or Ozzie Ozborne with black musical notes eminating upward. Hey how about Kevin Spacey instead of Pat Boone talking all creepy.

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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 04 Jan 2019 at 12:51am
Originally posted by zippyjet zippyjet wrote:

Originally posted by Snesgamer Snesgamer wrote:

Every time I see this I can't help but think it's designed to rip off luddites who've never heard of the Internet or smartphones. There are literally a trillion different places you can go to get the Bible read to you.


You can even have the bible translated for free on the Internet...
Big smileYES INDEED You can! And you also can buy actual translated books from Amazon. But, a piece of advice from a 'repeat offender'? Best it isn't done and then posted or quoted HERE.Wink


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Posted By: Ad Jingle
Date Posted: 06 Jan 2019 at 12:56am
 I'd rather see the bible ad than Pat in the walk in tub Embarrassed


Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 06 Jan 2019 at 2:06am
Originally posted by Ad Jingle Ad Jingle wrote:

 I'd rather see the bible ad than Pat in the walk in tub Embarrassed
...but would you consider a date with Pat in a 2-seat (facing each other) walk in tub where he can share his 'Wonder Bible' with you? Wink(Dead)


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Posted By: MEllis72
Date Posted: 07 Jan 2019 at 2:14am
Hello friends I just love to see that spirituality just emanating from that wonder bible. Isn't it wonderful?

"Psalms, Scriptures, and more; now the Wonder Bible Plus has the 'Judgement' button and you can experience Gods wrath, real time!" https://www.biblestudytools.com/passage/?q=ezekiel+7:7-8 -

Ezekiel 7:7-8 

8 I am about to pour out my wrath on you and spend my anger against you. I will judge you according to your conduct and repay you for all your detestable practices.



Posted By: TV_Casualty
Date Posted: 07 Jan 2019 at 4:29am
Who needs a Wonder Bible? If you don't have the whole Bible memorized, how much do you really love God? Tongue


Posted By: usmaak
Date Posted: 07 Jan 2019 at 4:34am
^^LOLLOL


Posted By: Ad Jingle
Date Posted: 19 Jan 2019 at 2:17am
Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Originally posted by Ad Jingle Ad Jingle wrote:

 I'd rather see the bible ad than Pat in the walk in tub Embarrassed
...but would you consider a date with Pat in a 2-seat (facing each other) walk in tub where he can share his 'Wonder Bible' with you? Wink(Dead)
ewwwww


Posted By: zippyjet
Date Posted: 19 Jan 2019 at 2:27am
Originally posted by Ad Jingle Ad Jingle wrote:

Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Originally posted by Ad Jingle Ad Jingle wrote:

 I'd rather see the bible ad than Pat in the walk in tub Embarrassed
...but would you consider a date with Pat in a 2-seat (facing each other) walk in tub where he can share his 'Wonder Bible' with you? Wink(Dead)
ewwwww
 
To Each his own. LMAOF But you two could be sitting in the tub in tandem across from each other and digging the Wonder Bible and jam to those inspirational tunes. And musical notes come out of that thing. What a miracle BUT, I MUST PUT IN THE DISCLAIMER...NO ONE IS RESPONSIBLE IF EITHER OF YOU DROP YOUR WONDER BIBLE ALONG WITH THE SOAP IN THE SHOWER TUB. MADE IN CHINA YOU TWO COULD LITERALLY GET STRUCK BY LIGHTENING. Electronic gizmo dropping into water.


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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 19 Jan 2019 at 6:00pm
Originally posted by Ad Jingle Ad Jingle wrote:

Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Originally posted by Ad Jingle Ad Jingle wrote:

 I'd rather see the bible ad than Pat in the walk in tub Embarrassed
...but would you consider a date with Pat in a 2-seat (facing each other) walk in tub where he can share his 'Wonder Bible' with you? Wink(Dead)
ewwwww
LOL


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Posted By: aleen
Date Posted: 25 Jan 2019 at 5:16pm
As a joke I told Mr. Aleen that I returned all of his Christmas gifts and got him a Wonder Bible instead.  This did not please him.

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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 25 Jan 2019 at 6:03pm
Originally posted by aleen aleen wrote:

As a joke I told Mr. Aleen that I returned all of his Christmas gifts and got him a Wonder Bible instead.  This did not please him.
ShockedSHAME on you, aleen!
Now, it sure wouldn't work for me, but did you ask him if it would be any better if Pat Boone gave him a 'Private Reading'? Maybe in one o'those walky-in tubs?Wink(Dead)


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