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Topic: Progressive "a capella" gayness...
Posted By: Jimbo
Subject: Progressive "a capella" gayness...
Date Posted: 19 Jul 2018 at 5:48pm
Make sure your mute buttons are in working order and get your mute thumb in shape cause you're gonna be needing both of them when this latest awful phagginess hits your local airwaves....





(I think there might actually be a longer version on YouTube, but I decided to spare us all that level of torture. I didn't even attempt to watch it.)


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Great news guys.... With the Air Hawk, flat balls are no longer a problem!!!



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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 19 Jul 2018 at 6:11pm
ShockedThose 'happy-gay-lucky'-types get all incensed and whatnot when you refer to them as phags, but I couldn't agree with you more - Progressive clearly targets a specific market demographic.

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Posted By: tikibagger
Date Posted: 19 Jul 2018 at 10:35pm
Jamie clearly enjoys SEAT PLAY


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Posted By: DarkRealmStar
Date Posted: 20 Jul 2018 at 7:24am
Even Flo opted to stay out of that mess.  LOL


Posted By: crainbebo
Date Posted: 21 Jul 2018 at 8:02am
Absolutely awful, thumbs down. I mute it before I get to about 3 seconds of this nonsense. ONCE AGAIN...another commercial that tells us NOTHING about the insurance they sell. Just a bunch of idiots singing an old Belinda Carlisle song. 

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Sick and tired of Charter Spectrum (and Flo!)


Posted By: crainbebo
Date Posted: 29 Aug 2018 at 4:55am
For the love of GOD Progressive...I've had enough of this awful, horrible commercial. Over and over, day after day, at least 3-4 times a day. About damn time they find a new advertising campaign. What does a Belinda Carlisle song have to do with insurance?!! DeadAngryAngry

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Sick and tired of Charter Spectrum (and Flo!)


Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 29 Aug 2018 at 7:30am
Originally posted by crainbebo crainbebo wrote:

Absolutely awful, thumbs down. I mute it before I get to about 3 seconds of this nonsense. ONCE AGAIN...another commercial that tells us NOTHING about the insurance they sell. Just a bunch of idiots singing an old Belinda Carlisle song. 
WinkAbsolutely CORRECT! All they are selling is their humor.


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Posted By: tikibagger
Date Posted: 29 Aug 2018 at 8:24pm
Flowgressive Jamie looks like hes about to pass a STONE at the end of this


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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 30 Aug 2018 at 3:43pm
They used to use 'tuning forks' to start...Jaime needs a 'tuning dick'

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Posted By: ThatNerdInPhilly
Date Posted: 30 Aug 2018 at 8:43pm
Originally posted by tikibagger tikibagger wrote:

Flowgressive Jamie looks like hes about to pass a STONE at the end of this


LOL Um...yeah, that might be accurate. I think I made the same face, reaction when I passed my FIRST..then SECOND kidney stone just a 6 weeks ago. (I still have 2 more up there..eh.) 

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I wish "Jamie" would lose control and drive off a cliff. (Sorry is that too harsh?)
This pile of crap has been an instant MUTE for months.  

Also Flo stranded on an island, muted also. I cant take that tub of slop screaming in the one scene.

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Posted By: tikibagger
Date Posted: 02 Sep 2018 at 1:21am

 Flo stranded on an island, muted also. I cant take that tub of slop screaming in the one scene.

With her price sceptre of STOOPIDNESS?

Just think we all VOLUNTARILY watch this jive


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Posted By: crainbebo
Date Posted: 10 Sep 2018 at 4:28am
I've just had enough of this awful commercial. That horrible 'singing' starts with no friggin' warning...fk you PROGRESSIVE, so much!!! DeadAngryAngryAngryAngry

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Sick and tired of Charter Spectrum (and Flo!)


Posted By: tikibagger
Date Posted: 12 Sep 2018 at 2:53pm
ah! Cap Ella anus!


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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 12 Sep 2018 at 5:22pm
Originally posted by tikibagger tikibagger wrote:

ah! Cap Ella anus!
LOL

Jamie is praying...


Some handsome claims adjuster will broken his an-us!  He likes it in the can!

Image result for In the can gifs



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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 12 Sep 2018 at 5:34pm
AngryI wanna smack the dragsag outta that hagfag and I clearly see we are past-due on ensuring proper education is getting out there, so, let me be the first to post some proper educational material:


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Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 12 Sep 2018 at 6:27pm
That was pretty good, Pa.

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Great news guys.... With the Air Hawk, flat balls are no longer a problem!!!


Posted By: ChrisInMI
Date Posted: 14 Sep 2018 at 1:01am
And sexual orientation and marriage have... WHAT to do with this ad (which I agree is insufferable) exactly? 

I guess a day without LGBTQ bashing and spewing hate is like a day without coffee for some people. 


Posted By: tikibagger
Date Posted: 16 Sep 2018 at 3:29am
ahhh COFFEEE


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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 16 Sep 2018 at 5:52pm
Originally posted by ChrisInMI ChrisInMI wrote:

And sexual orientation and marriage have... WHAT to do with this ad (which I agree is insufferable) exactly? 

I guess a day without LGBTQ bashing and spewing hate is like a day without coffee for some people. 
No offense, Chris. People make fun of me, and I'm married and hetero!

I accept that others may choose alternative lifestyles, not that there's anything wrong with that.  What gets me is how the adholes have to shove it in our face, much like the constant stream of mixed couples.  Yeah!  I know it's all out there!  You don't have to remind me every 15 minutes!


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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 16 Sep 2018 at 6:18pm
I do as well as I can with all of the tech that is overwhelming me every day.  Confused






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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 16 Sep 2018 at 6:50pm
Originally posted by ChrisInMI ChrisInMI wrote:

And sexual orientation and marriage have... WHAT to do with this ad (which I agree is insufferable) exactly? 

I guess a day without LGBTQ bashing and spewing hate is like a day without coffee for some people. 
WinkLOLWell...some of us are simply old-fashioned - quit hatin' on us for making you wait your turn in the acceptance line. We always knew you were there, we were simply tied up settling civil rights matters back when handing out pink slips was about something totally different, but not to worry! We have signed up with a Chinese child slave-labor sweat shop organization that makes pink slips and now we have one for all, all for one that want one. Now that wouldn't be this ol'codger, but know this: You quit yer whinin' and do yer time, become ABOUT something and be something and we'll respect ya and accept ya all the same.
WinkAnd NO! To answer the pervo question, there are no contests that offer free round-trips to oriental kiddy-diddler camps.


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Posted By: tikibagger
Date Posted: 16 Sep 2018 at 7:27pm
Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

Originally posted by ChrisInMI ChrisInMI wrote:

And sexual orientation and marriage have... WHAT to do with this ad (which I agree is insufferable) exactly? 

I guess a day without LGBTQ bashing and spewing hate is like a day without coffee for some people. 
No offense, Chris. People make fun of me, and I'm married and hetero!

I accept that others may choose alternative lifestyles, not that there's anything wrong with that.  What gets me is how the adholes have to shove it in our face, much like the constant stream of mixed couples.  Yeah!  I know it's all out there!  You don't have to remind me every 15 minutes!

BRAVO--acceptance is different from GLORIFICATION or indoctrination...lets ALL go gay and BOOM no more human race..might weed out some of the deplorables though


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Posted By: DarkRealmStar
Date Posted: 16 Sep 2018 at 8:04pm
Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

I do as well as I can with all of the tech that is overwhelming me every day.  Confused




This commercial is actually kind of funny.  LOL


Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 16 Sep 2018 at 8:20pm
Originally posted by ChrisInMI ChrisInMI wrote:

And sexual orientation and marriage have... WHAT to do with this ad (which I agree is insufferable) exactly? 

I guess a day without LGBTQ bashing and spewing hate is like a day without coffee for some people.




I guess a day without not having a sense of humor, promoting victimhood and spoiling other people's fun is like a day without coffee for some other people.




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Great news guys.... With the Air Hawk, flat balls are no longer a problem!!!


Posted By: DarkRealmStar
Date Posted: 16 Sep 2018 at 10:32pm
Originally posted by ChrisInMI ChrisInMI wrote:

And sexual orientation and marriage have... WHAT to do with this ad (which I agree is insufferable) exactly? 

I guess a day without LGBTQ bashing and spewing hate is like a day without coffee for some people. 
Calm down, Chris.  Same-sex marriage is legal throughout the United States now.  No one here is denying LGBTQs their rights.  If someone acts gay, why not call them out on it?  They love to call themselves out on it by acting gay, so where is the hate?  The only bashing done is about Jamie and what a tool he is in the ads.  Wink


Posted By: tikibagger
Date Posted: 17 Sep 2018 at 3:38pm
i think the 'tools' are the morons who think flo, jamie and their band of miscreants are clever or charming in any way at all and write these sub-child levels 'skit' ads-for insurance

DeadBUFFOONSThumbs Down


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Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 18 Sep 2018 at 5:18am
The ad would have been appropriate when Glee was all the rage, but now it just shows how much they suck at timing...


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