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Topic: As if you need another reason to hate Apple!
Posted By: slhanks4
Subject: As if you need another reason to hate Apple!
Date Posted: 26 Jun 2018 at 8:16pm
I haven't seen this mentioned previously, but there's a commercial for Mac Book that makes me cringe every time it comes on. I can't find it to post here, but it consists of horrible sounding piano music accompanied by some awful singing. I'm sure, since it's Apple, there's some underlying message I'm missing - I'm just focused on the awful music.

If you watch any of the World Cup programming, they play this commercial a lot!



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Posted By: ThatNerdInPhilly
Date Posted: 27 Jun 2018 at 5:26pm
This train wreck??Dead
I saw it last night and thought "STOP IT!" The Apple commercials just to be somewhat decent...not anymore.



**After looking at the credit, this is an ACTUAL song you can buy on Apple iTunes/Music???
2 questions - WHY?? and WTF??! 🤔




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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 27 Jun 2018 at 5:39pm
Originally posted by ThatNerdInPhilly ThatNerdInPhilly wrote:

This train wreck??Dead
I saw it last night and thought "STOP IT!" The Apple commercials just to be somewhat decent...not anymore.




WTF freaking genre does this qualify for? I threw up in my mouth a little bit!


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Posted By: tikibagger
Date Posted: 27 Jun 2018 at 9:27pm
Daniel Johnston is a certified idiot savant songwriter--this Grimes chick BUTCHERS whatever 'song' he cooked up and this is nails on chalkboard GRATING


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Posted By: DarkRealmStar
Date Posted: 28 Jun 2018 at 4:51am
This mess makes me wish for a rap or hip hop tune!  Dead


Posted By: purple rose
Date Posted: 28 Jun 2018 at 5:01am
Originally posted by slhanks4 slhanks4 wrote:

I haven't seen this mentioned previously, but there's a commercial for Mac Book that makes me cringe every time it comes on. I can't find it to post here, but it consists of horrible sounding piano music accompanied by some awful singing. I'm sure, since it's Apple, there's some underlying message I'm missing - I'm just focused on the awful music.

If you watch any of the World Cup programming, they play this commercial a lot!

Whatever happened to jingles?  I miss jingles.


Posted By: usmaak
Date Posted: 29 Jun 2018 at 5:01am
Man, that was horrible.  Nothing like rough singing partially off-key to sell a product.  Wow.


Posted By: Ad nauseous
Date Posted: 29 Jun 2018 at 10:37pm
Originally posted by ThatNerdInPhilly ThatNerdInPhilly wrote:

This train wreck??Dead
I saw it last night and thought "STOP IT!" The Apple commercials just to be somewhat decent...not anymore.



**After looking at the credit, this is an ACTUAL song you can buy on Apple iTunes/Music???
2 questions - WHY?? and WTF??! 🤔




Man that was BRUTAL!!!!

Da f**k is point point of this "song" to torture your ears until you're dead?

I was waiting for this song to end and it kept on going and going and I was thinking STFU STFU STFU! and finally mercifully concluded.

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Posted By: Triple J
Date Posted: 10 Jul 2018 at 12:47am
I keep picturing this is the guy who's singing... LOL




Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 10 Jul 2018 at 2:08am
Everybody in commercials nowadays has to be portrayed as "artists".

Typical pretentious millennial trash.


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Posted By: zippyjet
Date Posted: 12 Jul 2018 at 1:04am
What gender was that croaking singer? The voice sounds like its retarded/extreme case of Down's Stndrome. Bernie, Oprah or Hilary shoul employ this turd du jour for their next campaign.Typical Apple crap!

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Posted By: zippyjet
Date Posted: 12 Jul 2018 at 1:05am
Makes one pine for qarbly vocal fry chicks!

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Posted By: Ad nauseous
Date Posted: 12 Jul 2018 at 11:59pm
Like daggers to the brain. Hell, late 1990s Backstreet Boys sounds better than this crap!

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Posted By: ThatNerdInPhilly
Date Posted: 13 Jul 2018 at 1:11pm
If I worked in the CIA and had to interrogate terrorists, I'd have this Apple commercial "song" on a constant loop at the highest volume possible. 

I would also throw in this old gem from U. Of Phoenix. I bet I would the terrorist would spill his guts within 90 minute max.  Lot of other ads / songs I'm sure I can think of to use as "humane torture."






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