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Topic: Toyota Jan pregnant...again.
Posted By: MrHolliday
Subject: Toyota Jan pregnant...again.
Date Posted: 04 Mar 2018 at 9:10pm
I just saw 2 new Toyota commercials during the NASCAR race.  It appears Jan is pregnant...again.  Ugh.



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Posted By: crainbebo
Date Posted: 05 Mar 2018 at 2:39pm
I saw some stupid Jan commercial last night during the Oscar's. Didn't bother to analyze the content, since her Toyota ads are annoying anyways.
And BTW, no NASCAR races here because #1...and this also affects the Yakima Fox as well:
http://wnbf.com/files/2018/02/2018.02.04-SPECTRUM-.jpg?w=2016&h=1512&q=75
and #2, without Dale Jr. the Monster Energy Cup is a shell of its own self IMO. Lost most of the good veteran drivers to retirement last several years.


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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 05 Mar 2018 at 3:14pm
^Harvick is stinking up the show.

It does look like she has a 'bun in the oven'.




Posted By: DarkRealmStar
Date Posted: 06 Mar 2018 at 8:18pm
At least Jan is wearing a tasteful top and not one of those skin tight T-shirts pregnant women wear these days, you know the ones where you can see their belly button through the material.


Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 06 Mar 2018 at 8:49pm
Originally posted by DarkRealmStar DarkRealmStar wrote:

At least Jan is wearing a tasteful top and not one of those skin tight T-shirts pregnant women wear these days, you know the ones where you can see their belly button through the material.


Yeah, those are tacky looking as hell. More in your face girl power.

"Look at me everybody!!! I'm self assured enough to know that I gross everyone out and not care!!!"

As decent looking as Jan is, I'm amazed that any guy can get turned on by her enough to get her pregnant to begin with, given her annoying personality.

Seems like that alone would be enough birth control for her.

Maybe she did it in vitro.



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Posted By: tikibagger
Date Posted: 06 Mar 2018 at 8:58pm
shes also on a Peter Piper ad playing a 'mom'..she moonlights! she definitely is not preg in that though


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Posted By: DKS
Date Posted: 07 Mar 2018 at 2:14pm
Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

[QUOTE=DarkRealmStar]
As decent looking as Jan is, I'm amazed that any guy can get turned on by her enough to get her pregnant to begin with, given her annoying personality.


There are plenty of guys who don't care about personality, only if she looks good enough to bang and if she's willing to put out. If she is, it's most likely a 1 and done, as once they've gotten what they want, they aren't planning on hanging around much longer than maybe the rest of the night.


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Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 07 Mar 2018 at 3:38pm
Originally posted by DKS DKS wrote:

Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

As decent looking as Jan is, I'm amazed that any guy can get turned on by her enough to get her pregnant to begin with, given her annoying personality.


There are plenty of guys who don't care about personality, only if she looks good enough to bang and if she's willing to put out. If she is, it's most likely a 1 and done, as once they've gotten what they want, they aren't planning on hanging around much longer than maybe the rest of the night.


Yeah, that is definitely true.

But Jan..... Jan is a case unto herself.

So much so I would think, to the point that even the type of guys you described, some of whom I've known over the years, would after a couple of minutes of her chirpy "hashtagging" everything just say... "Nahhh. Fuhgeddaboudit. Not worth it."

She'd become known as "Jan the boner-killer".


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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender

C'mon, man!
Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States


Posted By: tikibagger
Date Posted: 07 Mar 2018 at 4:02pm
Jan is definitely the bread winner..Toyotas weird fixation with her and [ugh BARF] PAT always defies belief for me..both are such BAD buffoons--not Pros like FLO & GayMEE of Prowgressive


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Posted By: Amish-Selfie
Date Posted: 14 Mar 2018 at 12:25am
Just saw the new ads. Yeah, she's wearing the mumu top (or would that be moo-moo?)

Regardless, I join the traumatized ranks. 


Posted By: sgtrock21
Date Posted: 15 Mar 2018 at 3:10am
It's like a Toyota Jan blitzkrieg! At least one new ad per week?

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Posted By: crainbebo
Date Posted: 16 Mar 2018 at 5:48am
I keep seeing one where Jan annoys a couple watching their kid play in a baseball game. Basically like 'once he's done playing, let me push you into another Toyota!' How she's been on so many years doing Toyota ads, I don't understand. She trying to be the next Flo?

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Back after a long absence...still hating those commercials. Go away Limu Emu and Doug!


Posted By: Dr. Dan
Date Posted: 17 Mar 2018 at 10:52pm
[Crude reference to biology would have been here but discretion prevented me from writing it.]

Seeing the juxtaposed words "Toyota," "Jan" and "pregnant" shortly before my dinnertime: there goes my appetite!

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Posted By: Dr. Dan
Date Posted: 17 Mar 2018 at 11:12pm
Originally posted by crainbebo crainbebo wrote:

I saw some stupid Jan commercial last night during the Oscar's. Didn't bother to analyze the content, since her Toyota ads are annoying anyways.
And BTW, no NASCAR races here because #1...and this also affects the Yakima Fox as well:
http://wnbf.com/files/2018/02/2018.02.04-SPECTRUM-.jpg?w=2016&h=1512&q=75
and #2, without Dale Jr. the Monster Energy Cup is a shell of its own self IMO. Lost most of the good veteran drivers to retirement last several years.


IMO, Toyotas don't belong in NASCAR, given the history of the races (Can you imagine bootleggers running shine in a 1949 https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Toyota_SA" rel="nofollow - Toyopet ? I can't.)

At least Yugos don't remind me of a truly irksome spokesperson.

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Posted By: Iread2xs
Date Posted: 18 Mar 2018 at 5:36am
Haven't you ever heard of acting? She is acting! That is not her real personality, you can't judge whether someone should be attracted to her based on the character of Jan. I'm sure she and her husband get along just fine since they are having a second baby, either that or 4 years later she has another man who likes her enough to have a baby with her.


Posted By: unwanted1
Date Posted: 18 Mar 2018 at 7:33am
SOMEONE IS RIGHT. I SAW HER TONIGHT AND TOYOTA HAS SCREWED HER AGAIN.


Posted By: tikibagger
Date Posted: 18 Mar 2018 at 2:39pm
Originally posted by Iread2xs Iread2xs wrote:

Haven't you ever heard of acting? She is acting! That is not her real personality, you can't judge whether someone should be attracted to her based on the character of Jan. I'm sure she and her husband get along just fine since they are having a second baby, either that or 4 years later she has another man who likes her enough to have a baby with her.


so..this is the PRO Jan take on this?

theres acting..and then theres Toyota buffoon acting..which is always BAD.
That would be the distinction here, that and how poorly presented and crafted these
'buffoons' are and how Toyota ADORES them so much and present them...TOO Often!


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Posted By: JDDRE
Date Posted: 18 Mar 2018 at 8:25pm
Wow, some of you guys are tough, and some are really stupid.
I think she's pretty good looking in a normal kind of way, she's not a runway model, she is just, pretty.
And one guy said she's not pregnant in another commercial - HELLO - you DO know these are not LIVE
commercials, some are made 6 mos, a year, or sometimes more in advance, right?

And to compare her to 'Flo'?   Puhleeze - she's nowhere NEAR as annoying as 'Flo'.


Posted By: tikibagger
Date Posted: 19 Mar 2018 at 3:10pm
Exactly--shes BLANDLY annoying--which is almost worse
No, Pat is definitely their most annoying monkey..they just need
some new creative REAL BAD

Note how fat useless Hyundai buffoon disappeared pretty fast..
maybe these tards DO pay attention to this forum


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Posted By: Nowhereman62
Date Posted: 04 May 2018 at 11:34am
Like most of America she is putting on weight.nice plump jan


Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 04 May 2018 at 1:21pm
Jan is obviously a slut.

All she does is yammer about Toyotas and screw.


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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
Jackson Browne - The Pretender

C'mon, man!
Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States


Posted By: OperatorStandingBy
Date Posted: 04 May 2018 at 5:09pm
Originally posted by Nowhereman62 Nowhereman62 wrote:

Like most of America she is putting on weight.nice plump jan
 
As long as it's in the right places, and she's not flabby and wobbly like a bowl of Jell-O. 


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Posted By: Tully Blanchard
Date Posted: 05 May 2018 at 12:22am
She's an older model with a lot of miles on her but has a nice amount of trunk space.


Posted By: tikibagger
Date Posted: 09 May 2018 at 4:25am
sorry i just can't give in to buffoons and like her-she brings
SO LITTLE to the talent table


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Posted By: DarkRealmStar
Date Posted: 09 May 2018 at 4:39am
Originally posted by tikibagger tikibagger wrote:

sorry i just can't give in to buffoons and like her-she brings
SO LITTLE to the talent table
To me, she's just a generic saleswoman who doesn't really have anything that stands out physically or talent-wise.  Sleepy


Posted By: tikibagger
Date Posted: 14 May 2018 at 4:22pm
shes also ridiculously overexposed during their 'sales' blitzes, which i guess is grad time.
Man, the ultra WORST for me is the 'Disney' cartoon animal one, with a close second the one where she needs to PEE and calls 'Next' on the B-room at the service station..duh, WE KNOW u are KNOCKED UP again-crikey!!


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