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Topic: NEW ,,,,,,,,,,tv
Posted By: (0)(0)
Subject: NEW ,,,,,,,,,,tv
Date Posted: 01 Jan 2018 at 5:49pm

With nothing left to do I have decided to become a reality TV show writer. Now you may say “Why does reality TV need a writer?” but HEY……… Gold Rush is still on and Pawn Stars is still in reruns. So I think this should be a good gig.

It will be about the battle of church janitors. And NO! There will be NO tasteless jokes about stinky pews.

It will be The Catholics against The Episcopalians one week and then the Muslims can face off against the Hindus. Etc.

One week we can have “Stain-Glass Window Washing.” Or we’ll race floor buffers. (Helmets optional.) How about competitive urinal cleaning? The possibilities are just endless.

I’m not sure of the name at this point but I ‘m thinking along the lines of “Faith Shine” or “Sparkling Sinners.” “Devotion  Motion?”

It’s either write for this kind of show or race horses with Parkinson?

All help cheerfully accepted (and passed off as my own)




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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 01 Jan 2018 at 6:06pm
Do you have some sort of problem with janitors?  Are you making fun of people with Parkinson's disease.


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Posted By: (0)(0)
Date Posted: 01 Jan 2018 at 6:35pm

I’m sorry I wasn’t clear enough. I mentioned HORSES that don’t run too well. And I ran a janitorial outfit so know a little about the industry.



Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 01 Jan 2018 at 6:54pm
You don't like horses?  Have horses been diagnosed with Parkinson's?

How do you feel about tranny's in the bathroom.

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Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 01 Jan 2018 at 7:00pm
Originally posted by (0)(0) (0)(0) wrote:

With nothing left to do I have decided to become a reality TV show writer. Now you may say “Why does reality TV need a writer?” but HEY……… Gold Rush is still on and Pawn Stars is still in reruns. So I think this should be a good gig.

It will be about the battle of church janitors. And NO! There will be NO tasteless jokes about stinky pews.

It will be The Catholics against The Episcopalians one week and then the Muslims can face off against the Hindus. Etc.

One week we can have “Stain-Glass Window Washing.” Or we’ll race floor buffers. (Helmets optional.) How about competitive urinal cleaning? The possibilities are just endless.

I’m not sure of the name at this point but I ‘m thinking along the lines of “Faith Shine” or “Sparkling Sinners.” “Devotion Motion?”

It’s either write for this kind of show or race horses with Parkinson?

All help cheerfully accepted (and passed off as my own)


Honestly, none of that sounds any worse than the crap that's on TV anyway.

I say pitch it to the networks!!!

Someone is bound to bite.


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Great news guys.... With the Air Hawk, flat balls are no longer a problem!!!


Posted By: (0)(0)
Date Posted: 01 Jan 2018 at 7:28pm

The only complaint I ever got was that they were not stick shifts.



Posted By: (0)(0)
Date Posted: 01 Jan 2018 at 7:31pm
Thanks Jimbo.......  That's 1 vote for.....



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