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Topic: Apple commercial with a dumb-ass unicorn!
Posted By: MrCleveland
Subject: Apple commercial with a dumb-ass unicorn!
Date Posted: 05 Dec 2017 at 6:17pm

This commercial was forced through my eyes on YouTube! I think I'll subscribe to their payment method because if I hate being forced to watch sh*tty-ass commercials like this one...it makes me wanna do this from a GREAT Apple Commercial...



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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 05 Dec 2017 at 6:25pm
Yeah, I posted on this one too.

http://www.commercialsihate.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=25691&PID=387033&title=apple-iphone-animoji-video#387033" rel="nofollow">Direct Link To This Post Topic: Apple iPhone Animoji (video)

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Posted By: Ad nauseous
Date Posted: 06 Dec 2017 at 8:28am
Just goes to show how far down the sh*thole Apple advertising has gone in the last 33 years. From an awesome, groundbreaking visual amazing prophetic commercial to a stupid garbage commercial about CGI animal emojis complete with sh*tty music. Sad. It like they're not even TRYING anymore!

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Posted By: usmaak
Date Posted: 06 Dec 2017 at 4:44pm
They're advertising to an entirely different generation.  A couple of generations removed, actually.


Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 06 Dec 2017 at 9:54pm
^  True.  Kids probably aren't very impressed with what Apple was able to do 33 years ago.  Emojis are much more impressive.
 
 


Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 07 Dec 2017 at 12:04am
Ummmm.... isn't the thread title "Apple commercial with a dumb-ass unicorn!" kind of redundant?

Because honestly, aren't ALL unicorns dumb-asses?

Has anyone ever seen one who WASN'T a dumb-ass?


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Posted By: DarkRealmStar
Date Posted: 07 Dec 2017 at 1:19am
Unicorn woman is annoying.  That music is annoying.  Her lip syncing to the music is annoying.  Why don't they make the woman wear dark brown makeup to look like the poo emoji?  That would be funny.  LOL


Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 07 Dec 2017 at 1:37am
She looks like a man in the face.

I bet she's a transvestite.

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Posted By: Ad nauseous
Date Posted: 07 Dec 2017 at 2:21am
Originally posted by DarkRealmStar DarkRealmStar wrote:

Unicorn woman is annoying.  That music is annoying.  Her lip syncing to the music is annoying.  Why don't they make the woman wear dark brown makeup to look like the poo emoji?  That would be funny.  LOL


Agreed, although the technology behind the emoji is impressive. The way it's advertised, especially the music, is very irritating. Hense why I hate it. The 1984 ad even though it's old, uses intelligence, isn't irritating, still impressive to me. Although I do understand that you can't advertise a 33 year old ad to a millenial I wish they could advertise in a less annoying way.

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Posted By: usmaak
Date Posted: 07 Dec 2017 at 2:39am
Ok, so I watched it.  I knew that I'd regret it, and I did.  Wow.  I still can't believe that Apple is making such a big deal of that stupid animoji crap.  They've really sunk to a new level of low with that.

The amount of thought and creativity that went into creating the 1984 commercial...  Well, they just don't put that kind of thought and creativity into any of the commercials that they come out with today.

I don't hate Apple.  My computers are Apple.  I have had several iPads.  But that is just fkn stupid.


Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 07 Dec 2017 at 3:00am
Personally, I wasn't really impressed with the "1984" themed commercial back in 1984 either.



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Great news guys.... With the Air Hawk, flat balls are no longer a problem!!!


Posted By: Ad nauseous
Date Posted: 07 Dec 2017 at 3:24am
I got an idea, instead of the guy with the glasses on the screen in the 1984 commercial. Put the animoji ad on the big screen and let Hammer Woman® smash it to pieces with her sledgehammer. Everybody wins!

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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 07 Dec 2017 at 3:52am
DisapproveI don't like the singing/talking turd.

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Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 07 Dec 2017 at 5:06am
Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

DisapproveI don't like the singing/talking turd.

That's the new Apple analmoji...   


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Posted By: ThatNerdInPhilly
Date Posted: 07 Dec 2017 at 1:44pm
Apple has been focusing on freggin emojis for the past 2, 3 years - especially embedding them into the iMessage system losing all credibility in my opinion. Goofy emojis, animojis, over rated Disney "stickers" and other kid like garbage. Not all iPhone users are 10, 11 years old. The latest IOS and OS for Apple is extremely flawed and filled with bugs!  This past Saturday, millions of iPhones stopped working and kept rebooting due to some silly time flaw in the system (12:15, Dec 2) caused a major crash for some odd reason.

Then I read they are working on REVERSE emojis for next year? The ability to flip an emoji facing  the other way....why??  What a waste of time and energy! 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5151587/Apple-reversible-emojis-year.html" rel="nofollow - http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5151587/Apple-reversible-emojis-year.html



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Posted By: tikibagger
Date Posted: 07 Dec 2017 at 2:26pm
Originally posted by usmaak usmaak wrote:

They're advertising to an entirely different generation.  A couple of generations removed, actually.

Yes a generation of self obsessed MORONS

Still like the singing PooTongue


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Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 07 Dec 2017 at 9:18pm
 
Sh*t used to be funny until Apple came along and made it officially funny.
 
 


Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 08 Dec 2017 at 5:54am
Quote Then I read they are working on REVERSE emojis for next year? The ability to flip an emoji facing  the other way....why??  

So you can look at it's butthole...?  LOL


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Posted By: MrCleveland
Date Posted: 08 Dec 2017 at 6:01am
Originally posted by Ad nauseous Ad nauseous wrote:

I got an idea, instead of the guy with the glasses on the screen in the 1984 commercial. Put the animoji ad on the big screen and let Hammer Woman® smash it to pieces with her sledgehammer. Everybody wins!


Now that would be a commercial I'd enjoy!


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Thank God for kids who love Obscure Things.

Lee Hazelwood (1929-2007)


Posted By: usmaak
Date Posted: 12 Dec 2017 at 2:36am
I just saw this one.  This is the shortest version of it that I could find and with this one, the shorter the better.  Damn.  There's even more of that dumbass animoji garbage.



Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 12 Dec 2017 at 6:04am
Unlike Horseface & Unicorn, she doesn't resemble that critter at all.  Maybe they should have gone with a duck to match those ducklips...   LOL

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Posted By: usmaak
Date Posted: 13 Dec 2017 at 4:00pm
^Or maybe a couple of big caterpillars. LOL


Posted By: Anduril
Date Posted: 13 Dec 2017 at 11:24pm
^ or maybe Sanjaya from American Idol?
 


Posted By: Tully Blanchard
Date Posted: 27 Dec 2017 at 8:22pm
The girl is kinda cute though at least.


Posted By: Ad nauseous
Date Posted: 29 Dec 2017 at 5:27pm
They've been BOMBARDING the airwaves with this crap! Enough already Apple! We get it! You like singing animojis! Now cut it out!

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Posted By: SalvorHardin
Date Posted: 31 Dec 2017 at 4:07am
The original iPhone ads were simple classy with a bit of playful fun, 10 years later and we have this trash that has no sense of class to the point of featuring singing piles of sh*t but hey it matches the fully formed post Steve Apple that does things like the hideous notch on the X and thinks removing useful things like headphone slots is "courageous".


Posted By: Jimmy
Date Posted: 07 Jan 2018 at 10:30pm
Originally posted by usmaak usmaak wrote:

I just saw this one.  This is the shortest version of it that I could find and with this one, the shorter the better.  Damn.  There's even more of that dumbass animoji garbage.


I just saw this piece of sh*t commercial, that music just caused me to hit the mute button, but blimey! what a bunch of hideous people on this ad! Blimey! I have an iPhone, but it's not an X. I'll be damned if I would pay a grand to have a bloody phone!
Piss off Apple! Change your ads!


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Posted By: NJtoTX
Date Posted: 19 Jan 2018 at 2:25am
The "What's a computer?" kid annoys me.


Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 19 Jan 2018 at 5:49am
Quote The "What's a computer?" kid annoys me.


Poor thing has probably been chained up without human contact in his parent's basement since birth.  I'd be more worried if he'd said "What's a toilet?"


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Posted By: Anduril
Date Posted: 20 Jan 2018 at 2:44am
Originally posted by MrTim MrTim wrote:

Quote The "What's a computer?" kid annoys me.


Poor thing has probably been chained up without human contact in his parent's basement since birth.  I'd be more worried if he'd said "What's a toilet?"
 
I'd be more worried if he said "What's spackle?" 


Posted By: Kelly H
Date Posted: 21 Jan 2018 at 8:13pm
Another idiotic Apple iphone commercial - this one has unique face-unlocking technology - I apologize in advance for unlocking this ugly face upon you (let’s be thankful it’s doesn’t have an identical twin, though I wonder if identical twins can unlock each other’s iphones?) Also, the music in the background is equally disturbing as the transgender face we’re forced to look at.
BEHOLD! I present the loser in an ugly stick battle:


Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 21 Jan 2018 at 8:20pm
Originally posted by Kelly H Kelly H wrote:

Another idiotic Apple iphone commercial - this one has unique face-unlocking technology - I apologize in advance for unlocking this ugly face upon you (let’s be thankful it’s doesn’t have an identical twin, though I wonder if identical twins can unlock each other’s iphones?) Also, the music in the background is equally disturbing as the transgender face we’re forced to look at.
BEHOLD! I present the loser in an ugly stick battle:
LOLLOL

I accidentally took a picture of myself today...who is that old f*ck. I didn't recognize myself.


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Posted By: Kelly H
Date Posted: 21 Jan 2018 at 8:28pm
lol aka ron 😊
I guess if you plan to age then you can’t use facial recognition for your iphone?
which makes me wonder if the face-recognition is the only way you can unlock your iphone, then what happens if you get in a car accident and need to call for help but your face is bashed in and completely unrecognizable with a broken and bloody nose and stuff?


Posted By: Triple J
Date Posted: 21 Jan 2018 at 9:38pm
I find this man's face offensive. Dead




Posted By: Ad nauseous
Date Posted: 21 Jan 2018 at 9:55pm
These commercial series is offensive! BTW how many f**king unicorns are there in commercials? I count three, bounce, ice breakers, and apple!

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Posted By: usmaak
Date Posted: 21 Jan 2018 at 10:53pm
Seriously, where the fk do they find these people?


Posted By: Kelly H
Date Posted: 22 Jan 2018 at 2:01am
I’m guessing they found them at San Fran Comicon convention.


Posted By: DarkRealmStar
Date Posted: 22 Jan 2018 at 4:02am
Originally posted by NJtoTX NJtoTX wrote:

The "What's a computer?" kid annoys me.
It took me a few viewings (which I didn't enjoy cringing through) to catch on that the snarky brat nerdette is a GIRL!  I thought he/she/it was a boy until I noticed the painted fingernails.  Confused


Posted By: DarkRealmStar
Date Posted: 22 Jan 2018 at 4:07am
I wonder if if that ugly chick loses the nose ring if Apple will still recognize her?  LOL


Posted By: Kelly H
Date Posted: 23 Jan 2018 at 5:48am
Originally posted by DarkRealmStar DarkRealmStar wrote:

I wonder if if that ugly chick loses the nose ring if Apple will still recognize her?  LOL


ummm... it’s not a chick...


Posted By: Anduril
Date Posted: 23 Jan 2018 at 12:07pm
Originally posted by DarkRealmStar DarkRealmStar wrote:

I wonder if if that ugly chick loses the nose ring if Apple will still recognize her?  LOL
 
I wonder if she takes it out and blows her schnoz, does snot go flying everywhere?
 


Posted By: Kelly H
Date Posted: 23 Jan 2018 at 3:58pm
Originally posted by NJtoTX NJtoTX wrote:

The "What's a computer?" kid annoys me.


snotty kid needs a backhand - maybe his parents need to take away his tablet while he’s outside and make him try sports - “what’s a baseball glove?”


Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 23 Jan 2018 at 5:12pm
I don't know if anyone else noticed the lyrics in the original video...Is that Courtney from Match?

You ho bag! Her kitty is out there for anyone to "come find me".



"All Night"

If it's all right
I wanna kick it with you all night, all night
Have a good time
Ain't gotta worry 'cause it's all right, it's all right
All night, and all night, and all night, baby
Don't be shy, don't be shy, don't be shy, baby
All night and all night
Ain't gotta worry 'cause it's all right, it's all right

It's alright, it's okay
Everybody gonna say what they wanna say
Players gonna play when they wanna play
Long way, only for one night like Luther Vandross, right?
No way, Daddy Fat Saxxx don't skip no days
To eat her, meet her, greet her
Treat her like a queen then I give her that peter, jack
That's how we procreate
Take care my babies, I'mma cope the weight
I'mma carry the load, and I'mma win the bread, as well
No tricking off with my girl
Your chicken all on my girl
She thick with all of her curves
Plus she got a mind on her
Street smart, book smart, built by design for me
Gotta hold her up, 'cause she always holding me down
Like a bank robber with a note, give it to the teller, so she know we ain't f**king around

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Posted By: Jimmy
Date Posted: 24 Jan 2018 at 12:39am
I hate the music on the new ad, when you hear some woman saying..."do ya, do ya, do ya thang". 
I do my thing by hitting the mute button immediately!


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Posted By: Kelly H
Date Posted: 24 Jan 2018 at 4:40am
the music in the Apple face-recognition ugly transgender dude is worse - I can’t even understand the first few lines - to me it sounds like: “A sitty-wah - A sitty-wah” blah blah “walking down a hall” or something like that


Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 24 Jan 2018 at 5:45am
Quote It took me a few viewings (which I didn't enjoy cringing through) to catch on that the snarky brat nerdette is a GIRL!  I thought he/she/it was a boy until I noticed the painted fingernails.  Confused


With all the 'gender fluidity' being pushed on kids these days, it could still be a boy...   LOL


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Posted By: DarkRealmStar
Date Posted: 26 Jan 2018 at 5:27pm
Originally posted by MrTim MrTim wrote:

Quote It took me a few viewings (which I didn't enjoy cringing through) to catch on that the snarky brat nerdette is a GIRL!  I thought he/she/it was a boy until I noticed the painted fingernails.  Confused


With all the 'gender fluidity' being pushed on kids these days, it could still be a boy...   LOL
That's what I thought.  It could still be a boy, so I looked it up.

Here's a whole article about people hating the Apple What's a Computer? ad:

You have to copy and paste URL in your browser.

http://abc7.com/technology/whats-a-computer-apples-ad-sparks-anger/2988377/



Posted By: DarkRealmStar
Date Posted: 26 Jan 2018 at 5:29pm
Originally posted by Kelly H Kelly H wrote:

Originally posted by DarkRealmStar DarkRealmStar wrote:

I wonder if if that ugly chick loses the nose ring if Apple will still recognize her?  LOL


ummm... it’s not a chick...
On the video you posted, the person at the end with the long brown hair has a silver nose ring.  That's the one I mean.



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