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Topic: Apple commercial with a dumb-ass unicorn!
Posted By: MrCleveland
Subject: Apple commercial with a dumb-ass unicorn!
Date Posted: 05 Dec 2017 at 6:17pm

This commercial was forced through my eyes on YouTube! I think I'll subscribe to their payment method because if I hate being forced to watch sh*tty-ass commercials like this one...it makes me wanna do this from a GREAT Apple Commercial...



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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 05 Dec 2017 at 6:25pm
Yeah, I posted on this one too.

http://www.commercialsihate.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=25691&PID=387033&title=apple-iphone-animoji-video#387033" rel="nofollow">Direct Link To This Post Topic: Apple iPhone Animoji (video)

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Posted By: Ad nauseous
Date Posted: 06 Dec 2017 at 8:28am
Just goes to show how far down the sh*thole Apple advertising has gone in the last 33 years. From an awesome, groundbreaking visual amazing prophetic commercial to a stupid garbage commercial about CGI animal emojis complete with sh*tty music. Sad. It like they're not even TRYING anymore!

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Posted By: usmaak
Date Posted: 06 Dec 2017 at 4:44pm
They're advertising to an entirely different generation.  A couple of generations removed, actually.


Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 06 Dec 2017 at 9:54pm
^  True.  Kids probably aren't very impressed with what Apple was able to do 33 years ago.  Emojis are much more impressive.
 
 


Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 07 Dec 2017 at 12:04am
Ummmm.... isn't the thread title "Apple commercial with a dumb-ass unicorn!" kind of redundant?

Because honestly, aren't ALL unicorns dumb-asses?

Has anyone ever seen one who WASN'T a dumb-ass?


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Posted By: DarkRealmStar
Date Posted: 07 Dec 2017 at 1:19am
Unicorn woman is annoying.  That music is annoying.  Her lip syncing to the music is annoying.  Why don't they make the woman wear dark brown makeup to look like the poo emoji?  That would be funny.  LOL


Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 07 Dec 2017 at 1:37am
She looks like a man in the face.

I bet she's a transvestite.

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Posted By: Ad nauseous
Date Posted: 07 Dec 2017 at 2:21am
Originally posted by DarkRealmStar DarkRealmStar wrote:

Unicorn woman is annoying.  That music is annoying.  Her lip syncing to the music is annoying.  Why don't they make the woman wear dark brown makeup to look like the poo emoji?  That would be funny.  LOL


Agreed, although the technology behind the emoji is impressive. The way it's advertised, especially the music, is very irritating. Hense why I hate it. The 1984 ad even though it's old, uses intelligence, isn't irritating, still impressive to me. Although I do understand that you can't advertise a 33 year old ad to a millenial I wish they could advertise in a less annoying way.

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One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off


Posted By: usmaak
Date Posted: 07 Dec 2017 at 2:39am
Ok, so I watched it.  I knew that I'd regret it, and I did.  Wow.  I still can't believe that Apple is making such a big deal of that stupid animoji crap.  They've really sunk to a new level of low with that.

The amount of thought and creativity that went into creating the 1984 commercial...  Well, they just don't put that kind of thought and creativity into any of the commercials that they come out with today.

I don't hate Apple.  My computers are Apple.  I have had several iPads.  But that is just fkn stupid.


Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 07 Dec 2017 at 3:00am
Personally, I wasn't really impressed with the "1984" themed commercial back in 1984 either.



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Great news guys.... With the Air Hawk, flat balls are no longer a problem!!!


Posted By: Ad nauseous
Date Posted: 07 Dec 2017 at 3:24am
I got an idea, instead of the guy with the glasses on the screen in the 1984 commercial. Put the animoji ad on the big screen and let Hammer Woman® smash it to pieces with her sledgehammer. Everybody wins!

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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 07 Dec 2017 at 3:52am
DisapproveI don't like the singing/talking turd.

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Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 07 Dec 2017 at 5:06am
Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

DisapproveI don't like the singing/talking turd.

That's the new Apple analmoji...   


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Posted By: ThatNerdInPhilly
Date Posted: 07 Dec 2017 at 1:44pm
Apple has been focusing on freggin emojis for the past 2, 3 years - especially embedding them into the iMessage system losing all credibility in my opinion. Goofy emojis, animojis, over rated Disney "stickers" and other kid like garbage. Not all iPhone users are 10, 11 years old. The latest IOS and OS for Apple is extremely flawed and filled with bugs!  This past Saturday, millions of iPhones stopped working and kept rebooting due to some silly time flaw in the system (12:15, Dec 2) caused a major crash for some odd reason.

Then I read they are working on REVERSE emojis for next year? The ability to flip an emoji facing  the other way....why??  What a waste of time and energy! 

http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5151587/Apple-reversible-emojis-year.html" rel="nofollow - http://www.dailymail.co.uk/sciencetech/article-5151587/Apple-reversible-emojis-year.html



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Posted By: tikibagger
Date Posted: 07 Dec 2017 at 2:26pm
Originally posted by usmaak usmaak wrote:

They're advertising to an entirely different generation.  A couple of generations removed, actually.

Yes a generation of self obsessed MORONS

Still like the singing PooTongue


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Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 07 Dec 2017 at 9:18pm
 
Sh*t used to be funny until Apple came along and made it officially funny.
 
 


Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 08 Dec 2017 at 5:54am
Quote Then I read they are working on REVERSE emojis for next year? The ability to flip an emoji facing  the other way....why??  

So you can look at it's butthole...?  LOL


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Posted By: MrCleveland
Date Posted: 08 Dec 2017 at 6:01am
Originally posted by Ad nauseous Ad nauseous wrote:

I got an idea, instead of the guy with the glasses on the screen in the 1984 commercial. Put the animoji ad on the big screen and let Hammer Woman® smash it to pieces with her sledgehammer. Everybody wins!


Now that would be a commercial I'd enjoy!


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Thank God for kids who love Obscure Things.

Lee Hazelwood (1929-2007)



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