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Topic: Name a commercial fad you hate immensely.
Posted By: Donathan
Subject: Name a commercial fad you hate immensely.
Date Posted: 25 Nov 2017 at 1:31am
Inappropriate commercial topic airings is one commercial fad I hate. I was eating a sausage biscuit, hash browns, and mozzarella cheese sticks and drinking a cherry ICEE, and drinking Nestle Pure Life water at Burger King at roughly 7:30 in the morning when a commercial for LAXATIVES came on. Gross, just as I am eating! I thought, disgusted. So, what commercial fad do you hate immensely?

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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 25 Nov 2017 at 5:03am
Originally posted by Donathan Donathan wrote:

Inappropriate commercial topic airings is one commercial fad I hate. I was eating a sausage biscuit, hash browns, and mozzarella cheese sticks and drinking a cherry ICEE, and drinking Nestle Pure Life water at Burger King at roughly 7:30 in the morning when a commercial for LAXATIVES came on. Gross, just as I am eating! I thought, disgusted. So, what commercial fad do you hate immensely?
 
ConfusedDo you really think this is in the correct forum, rather than 'Off Topic' since you have no particular named product.
And what are you doing with an ICEE and Pure Life Water in BK?
Laxatives? What a GREAT idea to advertise! Starting tomorrow, remember 'A laxative a day keeps the proctologist away' and be sure to take that laxative about 30 minutes before you get to Burger King and start all that slurping and drinking and eating. Add raisin, prune, & green banana oatmeal to your diet to offset the manner you are currently double-stacking up on the starches, a tiny bit of protein, and fried & emulsified trams fats and milk fats.
Yum.
Once again, what's that sausage really made of?
Let's be sure and make a break for an open bathroom stall - the one that has the sign on the door which reads, 'flush hard - it's a long way to the kitchen'


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Posted By: Donathan
Date Posted: 25 Nov 2017 at 10:55am
Pawolf, I said that airing a commercial for laxatives in the morning when people are eating breakfast is a bad commercial fad. It is not Off Topic. The product was for Senokot.

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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 25 Nov 2017 at 11:23am
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Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 25 Nov 2017 at 1:16pm
Portraying snotty, misbehaved little brats as being cute.

I hate that.



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Posted By: usmaak
Date Posted: 25 Nov 2017 at 3:39pm
1. ANY commercial involving singing and/or dancing.

2. Any commercial making some poor unfortunate guy look like an idiot because he happens to have been born a man.

3. Any commercial starring the song Holiday Road.  This is a new one.

4. Any of the countless NFL Football is Family commercials.  Like the one with the fkn moron (see #2) with the Raiders shirt on at a family gathering of KC fans.  Anyone who's so into football that it affects family relations really needs to reexamine their life's choices.

5. OMGIGOTAFKNCARFORCHRISTMAS!!!! commercials.

6. "Sensitive topics" commercials like laxative commercials, boner pill commercials, and tampon commercials.

7. Commercials with made up words.  Smelfy, framily, etc...

8. Food commercials that make fast food look like gourmet food, when in reality it's a thin patty slapped on a flattened bun with a shot of off colored ketchup and a "pickle".

9. Commercials with screaming children.  My ears instantly start bleeding.

Also

10. Commercials.  I just hate commercials in general.  Rarely do I see one that doesn't make me want to kill my TV.


Posted By: regulus
Date Posted: 25 Nov 2017 at 5:39pm
Originally posted by usmaak usmaak wrote:

1. 

6. "Sensitive topics" commercials like laxative commercials, boner pill commercials, and tampon commercials.

10. Commercials.  I just hate commercials in general.  Rarely do I see one that doesn't make me want to kill my TV.

11. Any company who's commercials present their product in the most obnoxious manner possible. Angry

12. Political commercials, ether side. Angry

13. Coping with 20 or more minutes of commercials per hour. Dead

11 years ago I got fed up and "cut the cord" after seeing one of those "sensitive topic" commercials aired during a children's show. Shocked

Since they don't care what commercials are tossed in your face I decided to quit paying $ 65.00 a month and cancelled my subscription. I decided to get my shows in a a different manner. 

Today whenever watching a show or movie I'm one that's available on home video. no commercials, no shows that feature a political sermon in each show, and the best thing is after I finish watching a show I get to keep it! Big smile


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Posted By: Anduril
Date Posted: 25 Nov 2017 at 6:15pm
Originally posted by regulus regulus wrote:

Originally posted by usmaak usmaak wrote:

1. 

6. "Sensitive topics" commercials like laxative commercials, boner pill commercials, and tampon commercials.

10. Commercials.  I just hate commercials in general.  Rarely do I see one that doesn't make me want to kill my TV.
11. Any company who's commercials present their product in the most obnoxious manner possible. Angry
12. Political commercials, ether side. Angry
13. Coping with 20 or more minutes of commercials per hour. Dead
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14.  Any commercial that just outright LIES to viewers.  (Oh wait, that's ALL of them.)  Angry
 
 


Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 25 Nov 2017 at 6:36pm
Missing limbs.  There are many (such commercials, I mean).  The other day, I watched a St. Jude's commercial followed immediately by some commercial featuring both a pooch and a pony using prosthetic devices.
 
Aha!  Here's the latter:
 
 
 


Posted By: Donathan
Date Posted: 25 Nov 2017 at 6:57pm
Regulus, in regards to your hated number 11, I remember watching with my then 8 year old sister, Hard Hat Harry, a Children's TV show, and during a commercial break, an ad asking,"Do you want to have hot sex?" Suddenly came on. I was beyond shocked. :O Kids are watching a CHILDREN'S TV SHOW for Godsakes! What are you doing airing such an adult commercial? Luckily my sister had left by the time this inappropriate timed commercial aired.

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Posted By: Ad nauseous
Date Posted: 25 Nov 2017 at 7:08pm
Talking with the mouth full of food, be it dog or human, it annoys me to no end. Can't we at least have ONE STINKING AD without some numbskull speaking with their mouth full of food? It's stupid, unprofessional, and disgusting. I'm sick of it!

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Posted By: NJtoTX
Date Posted: 25 Nov 2017 at 10:14pm
Expensive car ads aimed at kids or "the kid in you," or the car has a bow or is under the tree, etc. Kids with their jaws hanging watching a stupid car going down the street.

Ads that have to air twice in every break, like the DQ ad with the ugly nerd who wears his black hat stupidly.


Posted By: Virginia Dare II
Date Posted: 26 Nov 2017 at 2:17am
Any and all discussions of things that happen between belly button and knees. Confused  I also hate "Smartass Wife/Dumbass Husband commercials.    On that note...off topic...this is my FAVORITE commercial of all time.  LOLLOLLOL


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Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 26 Nov 2017 at 3:28am
Originally posted by Virginia Dare II Virginia Dare II wrote:

Any and all discussions of things that happen between belly button and knees. Confused  I also hate "Smartass Wife/Dumbass Husband commercials.    On that note...off topic...this is my FAVORITE commercial of all time.  LOLLOLLOL



One of my favorites too.

I used to sub at a local high school where one of the boy's P.E. teachers/football coaches used to jokingly call the kids "Dumass" (doo-mahs) when they'd do something boneheaded.

I don't know why root beer commercials are so funny, but this Mug root beer commercial is one of my all time favorites:



Something about the goofy look on the kid's face or something.


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Posted By: Ad Endless Nauseum
Date Posted: 26 Nov 2017 at 11:21am
"The Secret"!

For quite a while now, ad producers have been disclosing "the secret", or, "the trick".

"Buy this useless overpriced thing from us. It will do this and that! The secret is: BLAH BLAH whatever it is."

There are at least six dozen ads on late late early cable TV that follow this format. All being read by the same two or three copy readers. Most ending with the hated words: CALL NOW!!!

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Posted By: Banderboy
Date Posted: 26 Nov 2017 at 2:48pm
I hate commercials that assume I know who the "famous" person is that everyone is creaming their jeans over.

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Posted By: tikibagger
Date Posted: 26 Nov 2017 at 6:40pm
its gonna sound awful but...
its just so OBVIOUS that the 'rainbow coalition' of casting with all the possible races including the handicapped and downs syndrome kid..if this were GENUINE caring it would be laudable, but it saves WAL-MART and other abusers of commerce from shooting racial SPECIFIC ads and they damn well WOULD if they could..beer and car dealers still do it
all for racial harmony..just not FAUX harmony


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Posted By: DarkRealmStar
Date Posted: 26 Nov 2017 at 10:26pm
I want to point out my (fairly) intense hatred of the Rainbow Coalition as well.  Mixed race couples, biracial children, mom's black, dad's white, mom's white, dad's black, kids are of course mixed, sometimes obviously adopted children of other races in the family (usually Asian), the white chicks with Asian guys, as opposed to the old cliche of white men with their mail-order brides from Asian countries, and the whole gang getting together always features one black.  Sick of Commercial Land on TV letting us know that segregation is a thing of the past (rightly so) and that people are choosing to be involved with people of other races on TV now.  We know that.  We get it.  Stop it already!


Posted By: DarkRealmStar
Date Posted: 26 Nov 2017 at 10:27pm
Originally posted by Banderboy Banderboy wrote:

I hate commercials that assume I know who the "famous" person is that everyone is creaming their jeans over.
I usually don't know who the hell those people are and of course don't care because I've never heard of them and by the looks of them, don't really want to.


Posted By: Anduril
Date Posted: 27 Nov 2017 at 12:53am
Originally posted by Anduril Anduril wrote:

14.  Any commercial that just outright LIES to viewers.  (Oh wait, that's ALL of them.)  Angry
  
 
Following up on my earlier post, in today's snail mail was a very official-looking (and yet totally fake) "overnight envelope" with some offer from Comcast.
 
Sort of like this one:  Closest I could find online.
 
 
The one I received in the mail was much more elaborate, however:
 
It has fake "Expedite" stickers (not even real stickers, just the envelope printed to look like a sticker.)
It has fake weight limit restrictions printed on the back ("Weight limit: 3.2 Ounces")
--which also checks the box for arbitrary precision.
It has a fake checkmark in the fake "RUSH" box made to look like it was hand-written.
And it claims to come from their "Preferred Customer Division"..(which can't possibly exist),
..from an "L. Schweber"  (12th cousin, 18 times removed from Mrs. Butterworth, herself a fictional character, but I digress...)
 
--At least the effort checks the box for "personal service".  (Yawn..)
 
Inside of course, is just the usual Comcast come-ons.
 
Now here's a question:
WHY would I trust anything inside, if I already know the envelope the offer arrived in is totally made-up bullsh*t?  (Sort of like: "We'll be there between Noon and 5PM to install your cable.)
 
I am f**king sick of being lied to by advertisers!!  AngryAngry
 
I honestly can't think of a SINGLE commercial these days which isn't dishonest in some way.
Lying is so pervasive, it's become the accepted way to conduct business: 
 
LIE TO YOUR CUSTOMERS!
 
 
 


Posted By: MontanaTrav
Date Posted: 27 Nov 2017 at 5:06am
Shoehorning hipsters and bearded lumberjack wannabes f**king EVERYWHERE!!!


Posted By: Donathan
Date Posted: 27 Nov 2017 at 9:43am
Originally posted by Anduril Anduril wrote:

Originally posted by Anduril Anduril wrote:

14.  Any commercial that just outright LIES to viewers.  (Oh wait, that's ALL of them.)  Angry
  

 
Following up on my earlier post, in today's snail mail was a very official-looking (and yet totally fake) "overnight envelope" with some offer from Comcast.
 
Sort of like this one:  Closest I could find online.
 
 
The one I received in the mail was much more elaborate, however:
 
It has fake "Expedite" stickers (not even real stickers, just the envelope printed to look like a sticker.)
It has fake weight limit restrictions printed on the back ("Weight limit: 3.2 Ounces")
--which also checks the box for arbitrary precision.
It has a fake checkmark in the fake "RUSH" box made to look like it was hand-written.
And it claims to come from their "Preferred Customer Division"..(which can't possibly exist),
..from an "L. Schweber"  (12th cousin, 18 times removed from Mrs. Butterworth, herself a fictional character, but I digress...)
 
--At least the effort checks the box for "personal service".  (Yawn..)
 
Inside of course, is just the usual Comcast come-ons.
 
Now here's a question:
WHY would I trust anything inside, if I already know the envelope the offer arrived in is totally made-up bullsh*t?  (Sort of like: "We'll be there between Noon and 5PM to install your cable.)
 
I am f**king sick of being lied to by advertisers!!  AngryAngry
 
I honestly can't think of a SINGLE commercial these days which isn't dishonest in some way.
Lying is so pervasive, it's become the accepted way to conduct business: 
 
LIE TO YOUR CUSTOMERS!
 
 
 



About lying to customers, I remember someone saying something like, "Most adults have the intelligence to know when they're being lied to. They know bullshait when they see/hear it."

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My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D. :D $608 for her brother's scooter. Fair is fair my ass. Being tough on Public Access TV is priceless.







Posted By: OperatorStandingBy
Date Posted: 27 Nov 2017 at 3:16pm
Originally posted by Anduril Anduril wrote:

Originally posted by Anduril Anduril wrote:

14.  Any commercial that just outright LIES to viewers.  (Oh wait, that's ALL of them.)  Angry
  
 
Following up on my earlier post, in today's snail mail was a very official-looking (and yet totally fake) "overnight envelope" with some offer from Comcast.
 
Sort of like this one:  Closest I could find online.
 
 
The one I received in the mail was much more elaborate, however:
 
It has fake "Expedite" stickers (not even real stickers, just the envelope printed to look like a sticker.)
It has fake weight limit restrictions printed on the back ("Weight limit: 3.2 Ounces")
--which also checks the box for arbitrary precision.
It has a fake checkmark in the fake "RUSH" box made to look like it was hand-written.
And it claims to come from their "Preferred Customer Division"..(which can't possibly exist),
..from an "L. Schweber"  (12th cousin, 18 times removed from Mrs. Butterworth, herself a fictional character, but I digress...)
 
--At least the effort checks the box for "personal service".  (Yawn..)
 
Inside of course, is just the usual Comcast come-ons.
 
Now here's a question:
WHY would I trust anything inside, if I already know the envelope the offer arrived in is totally made-up bullsh*t?  (Sort of like: "We'll be there between Noon and 5PM to install your cable.)
 
I am f**king sick of being lied to by advertisers!!  AngryAngry
 
I honestly can't think of a SINGLE commercial these days which isn't dishonest in some way.
Lying is so pervasive, it's become the accepted way to conduct business: 
 
LIE TO YOUR CUSTOMERS!
 
 
 
 
Mail such as that just drives me up the wall.
 
One of my previous jobs was at a mail processing facility, and one of the things I did was sort incoming mail by class.  I learned to identify "junk" mail by looking at the postage class and if it was "standard", then I could safely assume that it was junk.  I do that with my mail even now. 


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Posted By: raynjuls
Date Posted: 27 Nov 2017 at 4:06pm
The constant use of BAD hip hop music in commercials...  I'm not a fan in the first place, but when it is sugar coated to sell a product, it is horrific



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Posted By: usmaak
Date Posted: 27 Nov 2017 at 4:59pm
Originally posted by raynjuls raynjuls wrote:

The constant use of BAD hip hop music in commercials...  I'm not a fan in the first place, but when it is sugar coated to sell a product, it is horrific

This!  There's a current Walmart Christmas commercial that uses a really obnoxious hip hop song to show a bunch of kids getting overly excited about gifts.  Every time I hear it come on, I want to rip my ears off.

The holiday season is a rough one for commercial haters.


Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 27 Nov 2017 at 5:36pm
Originally posted by raynjuls raynjuls wrote:

The constant use of BAD hip hop music (correctedWink) in commercials...  I'm not a fan in the first place, but when it is sugar coated to sell a product, it is horrific

ClapAgreed!
 'Rap' is not 'music' and is 'gangsta' and pushes the limits on 'accepting the brutal ignorant as equals' and does ethnically-slant anything when used in the background which alienates many possible customers. Having said that, ANY RAP used in any commercial is a bad thing.
 
I swear I am not biased and I do not carry a little white 'Pope Hat' in my back pocket.
 


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Posted By: Ad nauseous
Date Posted: 27 Nov 2017 at 9:07pm
Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by Virginia Dare II Virginia Dare II wrote:

Any and all discussions of things that happen between belly button and knees. Confused  I also hate "Smartass Wife/Dumbass Husband commercials.    On that note...off topic...this is my FAVORITE commercial of all time.  LOLLOLLOL



One of my favorites too.

I used to sub at a local high school where one of the boy's P.E. teachers/football coaches used to jokingly call the kids "Dumass" (doo-mahs) when they'd do something boneheaded.

I don't know why root beer commercials are so funny, but this Mug root beer commercial is one of my all time favorites:



Something about the goofy look on the kid's face or something.


I just noticed the Twin Towers wish they were still here. The new complex is okay but pales in comparison to the original. Now I'm basing this on videos and pictures I've seen not on personal experience. The last time I saw them before 9/11 was in a morning in 1999 from a car window heading East looking North trying to find the Statue of Liberty. I was looking at images of the towers noticing how perfect and symmetrical they were. Funny thing is if they were still around I would first notice how ugly they are. Odd how a tragedy does that to your thinking. Stupid Silverstein still wants the leaning tower of POS. @#$& it! Build a twin! The skyline looks downright defeated right now holes still there. I'll never get over 9/11! Maybe I will! who knows!

Back on topic! If I hear that damn "I'm All The Way Up" song on the Mountain Dew commercial, one more FRIGGEN time! I'M GONNA LOOSE IT!


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Posted By: Adcritic
Date Posted: 28 Nov 2017 at 2:37am
FOCUS GROUPS -- especially those with the disclaimer, "Real People. Not Actors".  This is becoming so commonplace that it seems to me to be the 21st century equivalent of the 60s-70s supposedly spontaneous hidden camera interview with a shopping housewife conducted by a product demonstrator.  (My mother worked for a major ad firm during that time, and she told me that what qualified as "hidden camera" as they filmed the scripted commercial was simply a technician throwing a towel on top of the camera ...)


Posted By: Anduril
Date Posted: 28 Nov 2017 at 4:03am
Originally posted by Adcritic Adcritic wrote:

FOCUS GROUPS -- especially those with the disclaimer, "Real People. Not Actors".  This is becoming so commonplace that it seems to me to be the 21st century equivalent of the 60s-70s supposedly spontaneous hidden camera interview with a shopping housewife conducted by a product demonstrator.  (My mother worked for a major ad firm during that time, and she told me that what qualified as "hidden camera" as they filmed the scripted commercial was simply a technician throwing a towel on top of the camera ...)
 
The way advertisers LIE these days, "hidden camera" could be their iPhone in a pocket or purse.
Meanwhile, they are filming with a legitimate camcorder.
 
Hey... still "technically" true.
The iPhone has a camera, and it's hidden from view.  Angry


Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 28 Nov 2017 at 4:17am
Originally posted by Adcritic Adcritic wrote:

FOCUS GROUPS -- especially those with the disclaimer, "Real People. Not Actors".  This is becoming so commonplace that it seems to me to be the 21st century equivalent of the 60s-70s supposedly spontaneous hidden camera interview with a shopping housewife conducted by a product demonstrator.  (My mother worked for a major ad firm during that time, and she told me that what qualified as "hidden camera" as they filmed the scripted commercial was simply a technician throwing a towel on top of the camera ...)
LOLI've always loved truths built with simple qualifying humor like that!


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Posted By: zippyjet
Date Posted: 28 Nov 2017 at 11:14pm
Originally posted by usmaak usmaak wrote:

1. ANY commercial involving singing and/or dancing.

2. Any commercial making some poor unfortunate guy look like an idiot because he happens to have been born a man.

3. Any commercial starring the song Holiday Road.  This is a new one.

4. Any of the countless NFL Football is Family commercials.  Like the one with the fkn moron (see #2) with the Raiders shirt on at a family gathering of KC fans.  Anyone who's so into football that it affects family relations really needs to reexamine their life's choices.

5. OMGIGOTAFKNCARFORCHRISTMAS!!!! commercials.

6. "Sensitive topics" commercials like laxative commercials, boner pill commercials, and tampon commercials.

7. Commercials with made up words.  Smelfy, framily, etc...

8. Food commercials that make fast food look like gourmet food, when in reality it's a thin patty slapped on a flattened bun with a shot of off colored ketchup and a "pickle".

9. Commercials with screaming children.  My ears instantly start bleeding.

Also

10. Commercials.  I just hate commercials in general.  Rarely do I see one that doesn't make me want to kill my TV.
 
 
 
Using that lame limp wristed group Vampire Weekend for any commercial. I loathe their light on the loafers Hipster drivel. The link above is their follow up sh*t hit to Holiday which has got to be one of the worst songs. Sounds like this group put their dildos in the dishwasher and they got free from the racks and banging around inside the DW tub! Add anything with Holiday Road. Hated that song in its original form. Fleetwood Mac starting with Rumors really Jumped The Shark. As mentioned screaming kids, man shaming and kids eating messy. Broadway Musical Show Tunes in commercials, excessive singing and dancing. Lack of humor in commercials thanks to the Milennials and their anal love of political correctness. AND WORST OF ALL? CHRISTMAS CREEP COMING EARLIER AND EARLIER. HATE CHRISTMAS AND HATE CHRISTMAS MUSIC!
 


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Posted By: commercialssuck
Date Posted: 30 Nov 2017 at 2:49am
Originally posted by zippyjet zippyjet wrote:

Originally posted by usmaak usmaak wrote:

1. ANY commercial involving singing and/or dancing.

2. Any commercial making some poor unfortunate guy look like an idiot because he happens to have been born a man.

3. Any commercial starring the song Holiday Road.  This is a new one.

4. Any of the countless NFL Football is Family commercials.  Like the one with the fkn moron (see #2) with the Raiders shirt on at a family gathering of KC fans.  Anyone who's so into football that it affects family relations really needs to reexamine their life's choices.

5. OMGIGOTAFKNCARFORCHRISTMAS!!!! commercials.

6. "Sensitive topics" commercials like laxative commercials, boner pill commercials, and tampon commercials.

7. Commercials with made up words.  Smelfy, framily, etc...

8. Food commercials that make fast food look like gourmet food, when in reality it's a thin patty slapped on a flattened bun with a shot of off colored ketchup and a "pickle".

9. Commercials with screaming children.  My ears instantly start bleeding.

Also

10. Commercials.  I just hate commercials in general.  Rarely do I see one that doesn't make me want to kill my TV.
 
 
 
Using that lame limp wristed group Vampire Weekend for any commercial. I loathe their light on the loafers Hipster drivel. The link above is their follow up sh*t hit to Holiday which has got to be one of the worst songs. Sounds like this group put their dildos in the dishwasher and they got free from the racks and banging around inside the DW tub! Add anything with Holiday Road. Hated that song in its original form. Fleetwood Mac starting with Rumors really Jumped The Shark. As mentioned screaming kids, man shaming and kids eating messy. Broadway Musical Show Tunes in commercials, excessive singing and dancing. Lack of humor in commercials thanks to the Milennials and their anal love of political correctness. AND WORST OF ALL? CHRISTMAS CREEP COMING EARLIER AND EARLIER. HATE CHRISTMAS AND HATE CHRISTMAS MUSIC!
 


But how do you REALLY feel about Christmas and Christmas music? Evil Smile


Posted By: commercialssuck
Date Posted: 30 Nov 2017 at 2:51am
Not really a fad, but any commercial with that goofy giant idiot Shaq. He is everywhere now hawking all sorts of crap. Really hate that guy!


Posted By: commercialssuck
Date Posted: 30 Nov 2017 at 2:54am
Originally posted by Anduril Anduril wrote:

Originally posted by regulus regulus wrote:

Originally posted by usmaak usmaak wrote:

1. 

6. "Sensitive topics" commercials like laxative commercials, boner pill commercials, and tampon commercials.

10. Commercials.  I just hate commercials in general.  Rarely do I see one that doesn't make me want to kill my TV.
11. Any company who's commercials present their product in the most obnoxious manner possible. Angry
12. Political commercials, ether side. Angry
13. Coping with 20 or more minutes of commercials per hour. Dead
...
 
14.  Any commercial that just outright LIES to viewers.  (Oh wait, that's ALL of them.)  Angry
 
 


^ THIS!!!! THEY ALL LIE!!!!!Angry


Posted By: bmasters9
Date Posted: 30 Nov 2017 at 3:04pm
Originally posted by regulus regulus wrote:

12. Political commercials, ether side. Angry
You're not kidding-- I especially loathed all these jokes of commercials that insisted that Trump would "Make America Great Again," when all he's done since becoming President is make it worse than it has ever been!


Posted By: usmaak
Date Posted: 30 Nov 2017 at 4:05pm
Originally posted by commercialssuck commercialssuck wrote:

Not really a fad, but any commercial with that goofy giant idiot Shaq. He is everywhere now hawking all sorts of crap. Really hate that guy!
Yea.  He never met an advertiser that he didn't like.  Same with Peyton Manning.  See him more now than when he was actually playing.


Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 30 Nov 2017 at 8:04pm
Originally posted by bmasters9 bmasters9 wrote:

Originally posted by regulus regulus wrote:

12. Political commercials, ether side. Angry
You're not kidding-- I especially loathed all these jokes of commercials that insisted that Trump would "Make America Great Again," when all he's done since becoming President is make it worse than it has ever been!
 
How so? 
 
Dow soared well into the 24,000s today.  That's 6,000 points since he was elected.
 
 
 
 


Posted By: MontanaTrav
Date Posted: 30 Nov 2017 at 8:18pm
Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Originally posted by bmasters9 bmasters9 wrote:

Originally posted by regulus regulus wrote:

12. Political commercials, ether side. Angry
You're not kidding-- I especially loathed all these jokes of commercials that insisted that Trump would "Make America Great Again," when all he's done since becoming President is make it worse than it has ever been!
 
How so? 
 
Dow soared well into the 24,000s today.  That's 6,000 points since he was elected.
 
 
 
 

The retort commonly used on the CNN forums and other realms of liberal land is that things Obama did when he was President are the REAL cause of the markets being up and Trump had nothing to do with it............................despite the fact that it's been a YEAR. blah blah blah I guess the fact the markets were in decline before Election Day and started SHARPLY going up the very same MORNING that Trump was elected doesn't mean anything.


Posted By: zippyjet
Date Posted: 30 Nov 2017 at 8:29pm
Shaq I can take him or leave him. Peyton come across as retarded. Guess all the hits on the gridiron. Especially disliked him with creepy I shoul drss as a clown Poppa John passing off that cardboard as pizza. And Peyton in that Nationwide commercial chomping on that tube steak parm sub.

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Posted By: DarkRealmStar
Date Posted: 30 Nov 2017 at 9:09pm
Originally posted by bmasters9 bmasters9 wrote:

Originally posted by regulus regulus wrote:

12. Political commercials, ether side. Angry
You're not kidding-- I especially loathed all these jokes of commercials that insisted that Trump would "Make America Great Again," when all he's done since becoming President is make it worse than it has ever been!
I just love it when liberal lefty Dems slip in their Trump Hate into every narrative, as if the entire country agrees with them, and their opinion is a stated fact.  We don't and it's not.

Boo hoo, your candidate hopeful didn't win.  Get The F Uck Over It!  Cry

I would like to hear one real reason why your life is personally worse off now than it was on November 7th or January 20th.  Not some crisis you foresee in the future because of what might happen.  What has happened since DJT has become Prez.  See Thor's post about the stock market.


Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 30 Nov 2017 at 9:47pm
Originally posted by DarkRealmStar DarkRealmStar wrote:

I just love it when liberal lefty Dems slip in their Trump Hate into every narrative, as if the entire country agrees with them, and their opinion is a stated fact. We don't and it's not.

Boo hoo, your candidate hopeful didn't win.  Get The F Uck Over It!  Cry

I would like to hear one real reason why your life is personally worse off now than it was on November 7th or January 20th.  Not some crisis you foresee in the future because of what might happen.  What has happened since DJT has become Prez.  See Thor's post about the stock market.


Trump is a dangerous, mentally unstable megalomaniac who has made the world less safe with his blowhard sabre rattling and intentionally trying to provoke other mentally unstable megalomaniacs who are even worse than he is.

As a world leader he is bush league and even members of his own party are embarrassed by him. He has the worst approval rating of any President in history at this point of his presidency and deservedly so.

He openly and brazenly lies and changes his positions on just about every issue from one minute to the next because he knows his shallow thinking supporters don't care. The only thing he's ever told the truth about is when he said he could walk out onto 5th Avenue and shoot someone, and he wouldn't lose any popularity with his base.

As for Thor's comments on the stock market, whatever they were, the stock market enjoyed a huge rebound under Obama but I didn't hear any Trumptards crowing about that. Besides, anything Thor says about Trump is no more believable than anything Trump says about himself.

Trump is trash.



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Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 30 Nov 2017 at 9:56pm
Originally posted by MontanaTrav MontanaTrav wrote:

The retort commonly used on the CNN forums and other realms of liberal land is that things Obama did when he was President are the REAL cause of the markets being up and Trump had nothing to do with it............................despite the fact that it's been a YEAR. blah blah blah I guess the fact the markets were in decline before Election Day and started SHARPLY going up the very same MORNING that Trump was elected doesn't mean anything.


You're right. It doesn't mean anything.

Mainly because it's not even true.

http://money.cnn.com/2017/01/10/investing/obama-stock-market-trump/index.html" rel="nofollow - The Obama bull market: A 140% jump in the Dow

Now the orange clown is going to raise your taxes in order to give himself and the rest of the 1% a big fat tax cut and you all will just sit and clap like trained seals.

Truly amazing.


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Posted By: Anduril
Date Posted: 01 Dec 2017 at 12:40am
Originally posted by commercialssuck commercialssuck wrote:

Not really a fad, but any commercial with that goofy giant idiot Shaq. He is everywhere now hawking all sorts of crap. Really hate that guy!
 
Every time I see (hear) Shaq on a commercial, I can't help but wonder why his tongue is five-inches thick!  Confused


Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 01 Dec 2017 at 12:54am
Originally posted by Anduril Anduril wrote:

Every time I see (hear) Shaq on a commercial, I can't help but wonder why his tongue is five-inches thick!  Confused


If you'd ever seen one of his shoes, you'd understand.

When he used to play on our hometown b-ball team, a local sporting goods store had one of his sneakers on display.

The thing must've been two feet long!!!

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Posted By: Kelly H
Date Posted: 01 Dec 2017 at 5:37am
excessive multicultural families


Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 01 Dec 2017 at 5:40am
Originally posted by Kelly H Kelly H wrote:

excessive multicultural families


Agreed.

Or, equally as bad, multicultural friends hanging together.

I know of at least one of those nauseating Holiday Road commercials that utilize that gimmick.



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Posted By: Kelly H
Date Posted: 01 Dec 2017 at 6:02am
yes, there's the millennial multicultural friends, usually four, sometimes five, squished into a Honda Fit or something equally small, playing hipster music, laughing it up, eating all manner of junk food and pop.... in reality if that were happening in my car, I'd change the station, pull over the side of the road and boot them all out with their junk food. Nobody eats in my Z-4!!! (also, I can't squish more than one other person in my bimmer, unless someone folds up in to the trunk)


Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 01 Dec 2017 at 6:26am
Originally posted by Kelly H Kelly H wrote:

yes, there's the millennial multicultural friends, usually four, sometimes five, squished into a Honda Fit or something equally small, playing hipster music, laughing it up, eating all manner of junk food and pop.... in reality if that were happening in my car, I'd change the station, pull over the side of the road and boot them all out with their junk food. Nobody eats in my Z-4!!! (also, I can't squish more than one other person in my bimmer, unless someone folds up in to the trunk)












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Posted By: Kelly H
Date Posted: 01 Dec 2017 at 6:41am
LMAO - yes! Exactly that. btw - there's no way in hell that cake would ever be allowed within ten feet of my car


Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 01 Dec 2017 at 6:45am
I'm surprised the little hipster hoodlums didn't throw it out the window at someone walking down the sidewalk on the way to wherever they were going.

About what it's good for...

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Posted By: Anduril
Date Posted: 01 Dec 2017 at 11:55am
Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

I'm surprised the little hipster hoodlums didn't throw it out the window at someone walking down the sidewalk on the way to wherever they were going.

About what it's good for...
 
What is that?  A "KKK" Cake?!


Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 01 Dec 2017 at 12:59pm
Originally posted by Anduril Anduril wrote:

Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

I'm surprised the little hipster hoodlums didn't throw it out the window at someone walking down the sidewalk on the way to wherever they were going.

About what it's good for...


What is that?  A "KKK" Cake?!


Didn't notice that.

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Posted By: NJtoTX
Date Posted: 01 Dec 2017 at 8:37pm
Stuff like Humira, "With my moderate to severe Crohn's disease..."

Either you have moderate or or you have severe, bitch. You don't get to pick both. But you're a model. And you have neither.


Posted By: ShinyGreenApple
Date Posted: 02 Dec 2017 at 1:22am
Kids brainlessly tipping over an entire glass of orange juice on the counter or pouring milk all over the kitchen because their little dumb ass wanted to make a bowl of cereal on the floor. Here comes either Mom or Dad with a paper towel or the latest cleaning gizmo behind them, cleaning all that nonsense up with a huge grin on their face as Junior runs away to go play with his friends. 

And as always, another peeve is re-writing the lyrics of Christmas songs to hawk your product. Tis the season. 


Posted By: ThisIsaUsername
Date Posted: 04 Dec 2017 at 8:39pm
I loathe the commercials where a certain word or phrase/motto is repeated multiple times, and it cuts to a different person saying it every time. Every time i see one of these i just want to punch each person saying it with that stupid smile they always have. I've nearly destroyed my TV over this. And i make sure to never buy any product this type of commercial is selling. If you're going to harass me that much with your insufferable commercial, then you don't deserve my money.


Posted By: d4everman
Date Posted: 04 Dec 2017 at 9:32pm
Originally posted by ThisIsaUsername ThisIsaUsername wrote:

I loathe the commercials where a certain word or phrase/motto is repeated multiple times, and it cuts to a different person saying it every time. Every time i see one of these i just want to punch each person saying it with that stupid smile they always have. I've nearly destroyed my TV over this. And i make sure to never buy any product this type of commercial is selling. If you're going to harass me that much with your insufferable commercial, then you don't deserve my money.

Then you must hate this one. 

I don't even know what "Dilly Dilly" is supposed to mean. 



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Posted By: Ad nauseous
Date Posted: 04 Dec 2017 at 10:55pm
Dilly dilly is a bit silly silly amirite? Oh and another thing using popular 1980s tunes with custom lyrics to hawk your product! I'm looking at you Bounce and Honda!

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Posted By: mrsteve809
Date Posted: 05 Dec 2017 at 2:11am
"If you're in advertising or marketing, kill yourself" - Bill Hicks, comedian.


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Posted By: Donathan
Date Posted: 05 Dec 2017 at 2:22am
Originally posted by ThisIsaUsername ThisIsaUsername wrote:

I loathe the commercials where a certain word or phrase/motto is repeated multiple times, and it cuts to a different person saying it every time. Every time i see one of these i just want to punch each person saying it with that stupid smile they always have. I've nearly destroyed my TV over this. And i make sure to never buy any product this type of commercial is selling. If you're going to harass me that much with your insufferable commercial, then you don't deserve my money.


Welcome to CIH, This is a username! I am honored that a post on my thread is your first ever post!

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Posted By: usmaak
Date Posted: 05 Dec 2017 at 2:36am
Apparently the whole dilly dilly thing was amusing to some subset of the population, because it's become a series.  Welcome to the pit of misery!

DILLY DILLY, I SAY!  DILLY DILLY INDEED!!



Posted By: Donathan
Date Posted: 05 Dec 2017 at 3:27am
Dilly dilly sounds really silly silly. >.>

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Posted By: zippyjet
Date Posted: 05 Dec 2017 at 6:49am
Originally posted by mrsteve809 mrsteve809 wrote:

I'm tired of how they use the most Vitamin-D deficient, whiter than white people (preferably gingers). Thomas Middleditch in the Verizon ads is the perfect representative of this and he sure doesn't represent what most of America truly is. He makes me want to reach through the screen and strangle him


Are you referring to the latest Fios commercials starring the lispy mincing nerdy gay sounding Gaten Matarrazo? Today being a kno it all mincing berd. Tomorrow a Broadway musical show tune queen.

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Posted By: Angry McPisseron
Date Posted: 05 Dec 2017 at 4:17pm
1: ANY commercial for toilet paper (esp. the Charmin Poo-Poo Bears), diapers (baby or adult), tampons, sanitary napkins -- for that matter, any product designed to absorb or contain piss, shit, or blood played at mealtime.

2: Commercials for laxatives & poo softeners.

3: Commercials pee-pee medication (though I've got to admit, the Vesicare Pissing Robots were pretty good!).

4: Commercials for dick medication.

5: Why are there even commercials for TOILET PAPER in the first place? We all know what it's for. 
 


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Posted By: raynjuls
Date Posted: 05 Dec 2017 at 8:51pm
this has been extrapolated to include the requisite number of "same sex" couples in multiple commercials  (not that there's anything wrong with that)... just tell we what the crap you're selling is, and why I should consider buying it... your socially relevant commentary means nothing to me...




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Posted By: Anduril
Date Posted: 05 Dec 2017 at 11:47pm
Originally posted by Angry McPisseron Angry McPisseron wrote:

1: ANY commercial for toilet paper (esp. the Charmin Poo-Poo Bears), diapers (baby or adult), tampons, sanitary napkins -- for that matter, any product designed to absorb or contain piss, shit, or blood played at mealtime.

2: Commercials for laxatives & poo softeners.

3: Commercials pee-pee medication (though I've got to admit, the Vesicare Pissing Robots were pretty good!).

4: Commercials for dick medication.

5: Why are there even commercials for TOILET PAPER in the first place? We all know what it's for. 
 
 
For #5, don't you love it when they mention how many sheets there are compared to their competitors?
They don't mention how large the sheets are, only that there are more of them.
For that matter, they don't say how thick they are either.
 
In other words:  Pointless and stupid.


Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 06 Dec 2017 at 12:47am
Originally posted by Anduril Anduril wrote:

For #5, don't you love it when they mention how many sheets there are compared to their competitors?
They don't mention how large the sheets are, only that there are more of them.
For that matter, they don't say how thick they are either.

In other words:  Pointless and stupid.

"And don't forget... every roll of HAPPY HOLE Toilet Paper has TEN THOUSAND (postage stamp sized) SHEETS!!!!"


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Posted By: MrCleveland
Date Posted: 06 Dec 2017 at 1:53am
TThe Jackass Unicorn Apple Commercial!

You now lost someone who won't buy your product!


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Posted By: OperatorStandingBy
Date Posted: 06 Dec 2017 at 2:41am
Well we've been advised to use only one square of toilet paper, so.................Big smile

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Posted By: !Tommy
Date Posted: 06 Dec 2017 at 2:45am
I'm sick of seeing smartphones constantly in commercials, even commercials that have nothing to do with them, like advertising a carpet cleaner for example. I have to see this crap constantly in public with all the zombies and then it's go home and see the same damn thing. Doesn't anyone ever get tired of the damn phone?! It seems that's all that is on peoples brains morning, noon, and night.


Posted By: Ad nauseous
Date Posted: 06 Dec 2017 at 8:47am
Originally posted by MrCleveland MrCleveland wrote:

TThe Jackass Unicorn Apple Commercial!

You now lost someone who won't buy your product!


Agreed! I HATE the song they used in that POS commercial. In fact I've never liked it in the first place! I don't care about your stupid CGI emojis!

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Posted By: Donathan
Date Posted: 06 Dec 2017 at 9:15am
Originally posted by OperatorStandingBy OperatorStandingBy wrote:

Well we've been advised to use only one square of toilet paper, so.................Big smile


ONE SQUARE.. LOL. Get out of here! Time for a slightly tacky joke, maybe alright in 1944 but HELL no in 2017.

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Posted By: tikibagger
Date Posted: 06 Dec 2017 at 9:27am
Originally posted by zippyjet zippyjet wrote:

Originally posted by mrsteve809 mrsteve809 wrote:

I'm tired of how they use the most Vitamin-D deficient, whiter than white people (preferably gingers). Thomas Middleditch in the Verizon ads is the perfect representative of this and he sure doesn't represent what most of America truly is. He makes me want to reach through the screen and strangle him


Are you referring to the latest Fios commercials starring the lispy mincing nerdy gay sounding Gaten Matarrazo? Today being a kno it all mincing berd. Tomorrow a Broadway musical show tune queen.

Thomas MiddleBEEOTCH is literally the most UNFUNNY thing that has been foisted on the public since TrueCar buffoon...yes, Yes YES i hate every Verizon ad with equal venom..Him and the other buffoons! I want my buffoons with a more SAVORY character than these clowns!

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Posted By: Angry McPisseron
Date Posted: 06 Dec 2017 at 9:29am
Originally posted by Donathan Donathan wrote:

ONE SQUARE.. LOL. Get out of here! Time for a slightly tacky joke, maybe alright in 1944 but HELL no in 2017.
 
I saw the following grafitti written above the TP dispenser in a public head in Juneau AK. in the early-1980s:

{arrow pointing down to TP dispenser} BETCHYA CAN'T USE JUST ONE!!!


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Posted By: tikibagger
Date Posted: 06 Dec 2017 at 9:31am
Originally posted by Angry McPisseron Angry McPisseron wrote:

1: ANY commercial for toilet paper (esp. the Charmin Poo-Poo Bears), diapers (baby or adult), tampons, sanitary napkins -- for that matter, any product designed to absorb or contain piss, shit, or blood played at mealtime.

2: Commercials for laxatives & poo softeners.

3: Commercials pee-pee medication (though I've got to admit, the Vesicare Pissing Robots were pretty good!).

4: Commercials for dick medication.

5: Why are there even commercials for TOILET PAPER in the first place? We all know what it's for. 
 

BULLY!
or DILLY DILLY ...i guess.. to the T.P. observance...when literally BILLIONS of dollars are spent on  thing you WIPE with, ads are inevitable. Lets all just STEAL NAPKINS off fast food joints from here on!

STICK IT TO THE MAN


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Posted By: Donathan
Date Posted: 06 Dec 2017 at 10:24am
Originally posted by tikibagger tikibagger wrote:

Originally posted by Angry McPisseron Angry McPisseron wrote:

1: ANY commercial for toilet paper (esp. the Charmin Poo-Poo Bears), diapers (baby or adult), tampons, sanitary napkins -- for that matter, any product designed to absorb or contain piss, shit, or blood played at mealtime.

2: Commercials for <span style="line-height: 16.8px;">laxatives & poo softeners.</span>
<span style="line-height: 16.8px;">
</span>
<span style="line-height: 16.8px;">3: Commercials pee-pee medication (though I've got to admit, the Vesicare Pissing Robots were pretty good!).</span>
<span style="line-height: 16.8px;">
</span>
<span style="line-height: 16.8px;">4: Commercials for dick medication.</span>

<span style="line-height: 16.8px;">5: Why are there even commercials for TOILET PAPER in the first place? We all know what it's for. </span>
<span style="line-height: 16.8px;"> </span>

BULLY!
or DILLY DILLY ...i guess.. to the T.P. observance...when literally BILLIONS of dollars are spent on  thing you WIPE with, ads are inevitable. Lets all just STEAL NAPKINS off fast food joints from here on!

STICK IT TO THE MAN


About stealing toilet paper, I saw a YouTube video where you could see a guy desperately fighting his inner demons, wondering if he should steal toilet paper in Walgreen's. He chose the NICE! Brand to minimize Theft loss to Walgreen's. NICE! Brand is Walgreen's store brand so he knew that Walgreen's in his educated theory would suffer LESS if he stole our brand that is $2 less than say Charmin(I work at Walgreen's and our NICE! Brand is more affordable than the national brand like Charmin and still really good. . He looks desperate and conflicted and then decides to walk out the door with it and then realized he saw the cameraman filming the whole thing and decides to go back in. An undercover Security guard was actually following him too without his knowledge. The uploaded/Cameraman wrote in the captions,"He is lucky he came back because this particular Walgreens doesn't play!" LOL! And the security gaurd, seeing his troubles and struggles, BOUGHT the toilet paper for him! So heartwarming!

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Posted By: Donathan
Date Posted: 06 Dec 2017 at 10:27am
Originally posted by Donathan Donathan wrote:

Originally posted by tikibagger tikibagger wrote:

[QUOTE=Angry McPisseron]1: ANY commercial for toilet paper (esp. the Charmin Poo-Poo Bears), diapers (baby or adult), tampons, sanitary napkins -- for that matter, any product designed to absorb or contain piss, shit, or blood played at mealtime.

2: Commercials for <span style="line-height: 16.8px;">laxatives & poo softeners.</span>
<span style="line-height: 16.8px;">
</span>
<span style="line-height: 16.8px;">3: Commercials pee-pee medication (though I've got to admit, the Vesicare Pissing Robots were pretty good!).</span>
<span style="line-height: 16.8px;">
</span>
<span style="line-height: 16.8px;">4: Commercials for dick medication.</span>

<span style="line-height: 16.8px;">5: Why are there even commercials for TOILET PAPER in the first place? We all know what it's for. </span>
<span style="line-height: 16.8px;"> </span>

BULLY!
or DILLY DILLY ...i guess.. to the T.P. observance...when literally BILLIONS of dollars are spent on  thing you WIPE with, ads are inevitable. Lets all just STEAL NAPKINS off fast food joints from here on!

STICK IT TO THE MAN


About stealing toilet paper, I saw a YouTube video where you could see a guy desperately fighting his inner demons, wondering if he should steal toilet paper in Walgreen's. He chose the NICE! Brand to minimize Theft loss to Walgreen's. NICE! Brand is Walgreen's store brand so he knew that Walgreen's in his educated theory would suffer LESS if he stole our brand that is $2 less than say Charmin(I work at Walgreen's and our NICE! Brand is more affordable than the national brand like Charmin and still really good. .

He looks desperate and conflicted and then decides to walk out the store but not completely outside with it (He walked to the doorway) with it and then realized he saw the cameraman/uploader filming the whole thing and decides to go back in. An undercover Security guard was actually following him too without his knowledge.

The uploaded/Cameraman wrote in the captions something like,"He is lucky he came back because this particular Walgreens doesn't play!" LOL! And the security gaurd, seeing his troubles and struggles, BOUGHT the toilet paper for him! So heartwarming!

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Posted By: Donathan
Date Posted: 06 Dec 2017 at 11:07pm
I don't like commercials where the actress portrays someone being cutesy quirky, for a prime example, Zooey Deschanel commercial where she asked her PHONE if it is raining! Her phone said something like,"Yes, it is raining!" Zooey finally looks out of the window and sees rain. Why would you need your PHONE to tell you if it's raining? Stupid! And on top of that, Zooey was like 32 when this commercial aired. A 32 year old adult that needs a PHONE to tell her when it's raining when she could just look out of the window has a problem...

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Posted By: zippyjet
Date Posted: 06 Dec 2017 at 11:37pm
This may sound cruel but fat women in commercials especially when they are dancing. I know most of us are large and in charge but, TV is escapist fare. It can be multicultural heck girl on girl but at least let them be hotties
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=http://madamenoire.com/842680/hiplet-dancers-old-navy/&ved=0ahU
The lead dancer with the striped top is borderline plump but that hair is fugly. And those poor ballet pointed shoes.
Were not made for hippos!

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Posted By: Donathan
Date Posted: 07 Dec 2017 at 12:13am
Originally posted by zippyjet zippyjet wrote:

This may sound cruel but fat women in commercials especially when they are dancing. I know most of us are large and in charge but, TV is escapist fare. It can be multicultural heck girl on girl but at least let them be hotties
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=http://madamenoire.com/842680/hiplet-dancers-old-navy/&ved=0ahU
The lead dancer with the striped top is borderline plump but that hair is fugly. And those poor ballet pointed shoes.
Were not made for hippos!


There are beautiful fat women. I mean big boned, I mean,curvy,yes, curvy is the current politically correct term for it :) Sara Rue was gorgeous and she was...Curvy. Tocarra from America's Next Top Model was gorgeous and she was....Curvy. Monique is gorgeous and she is.....Curvy. :)

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Posted By: DarkRealmStar
Date Posted: 07 Dec 2017 at 1:14am
Originally posted by zippyjet zippyjet wrote:

This may sound cruel but fat women in commercials especially when they are dancing. I know most of us are large and in charge but, TV is escapist fare. It can be multicultural heck girl on girl but at least let them be hotties
https://www.google.com/url?sa=t&source=web&rct=j&url=http://madamenoire.com/842680/hiplet-dancers-old-navy/&ved=0ahU
The lead dancer with the striped top is borderline plump but that hair is fugly. And those poor ballet pointed shoes.
Were not made for hippos!
Here's the video that shows up in your url which is from YouTube


Are you saying the lead dancer with the striped top in this one is borderline plump?  You've got to be kidding, right?  She looks fine to me and no one else looks fat in this commercial.  I'm truly confused.  She's hardly a hippo.  Confused


Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 07 Dec 2017 at 2:05am
Originally posted by DarkRealmStar DarkRealmStar wrote:

Are you saying the lead dancer with the striped top in this one is borderline plump?  You've got to be kidding, right?  She looks fine to me and no one else looks fat in this commercial.  I'm truly confused.  She's hardly a hippo.  Confused


There are a couple of slightly "plump" gals in that ad...





...but not the striped shirt girl.



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Posted By: tikibagger
Date Posted: 07 Dec 2017 at 2:31pm
DAMN thats sum BUBBLE BOO TE' there..the fat girl is now part of the PC ACCEPTANCE trend, which, while admirable in concept, is just a $$ cow for adtards..note the sneaky and ubiquitous presence of chubs in Ross and Penney ads. These mass marketers to soccer moms and tubbys do WELL to put Puddin in their ads, as she wants the STYLE of Stick Girl but can't put down the CHEESBURGERS


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Posted By: Ad nauseous
Date Posted: 07 Dec 2017 at 7:29pm
Oh please, GMAFB!

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Posted By: Donathan
Date Posted: 07 Dec 2017 at 10:40pm
Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Portraying snotty, misbehaved little brats as being cute.

I hate that.



I remember someone saying something like,"Those commercials that portray misbehaving, snotty, kids as cute annoy me so much. If any of MY kids acted like that I'd be in jail for beating the crap out of them!"

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Posted By: zippyjet
Date Posted: 07 Dec 2017 at 11:56pm
In the all inclusive multi cultural Millennial snowflake fest God forbid you say anything against those of size in commercials which is exponentially increasing. BUT, the exception is when the advertising is for something crunchy granola such as go vegetarian, save the 5 legged froggies, give to PBS etc. then it seems fine and dandy to cow shame like the rest of society. Now, if someone grouses about an Oprah sized woman pitching thong bikinis on TV then it's a hate crime. I know a little bombastic but, I'm zippyjet and I approve this message!

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Posted By: raynjuls
Date Posted: 11 Dec 2017 at 5:42pm
and the continued use of hipster doofuses (or is it doofi), to hawk products... the Verizon dbag makes me want to beat him about the head and shoulders... and the idiots from T-mobile who are always punching things...

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Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 11 Dec 2017 at 10:17pm
Originally posted by zippyjet zippyjet wrote:

In the all inclusive multi cultural Millennial snowflake fest God forbid you say anything against those of size in commercials which is exponentially increasing. BUT, the exception is when the advertising is for something crunchy granola such as go vegetarian, save the 5 legged froggies, give to PBS etc. then it seems fine and dandy to cow shame like the rest of society. Now, if someone grouses about an Oprah sized woman pitching thong bikinis on TV then it's a hate crime. I know a little bombastic but, I'm zippyjet and I approve this message!
 
 
Yeah, it's kind of a contradiction.  We're supposed to "celebrate" people (especially women) of all sizes, yet we're also constantly being told how obese we all are, and how we must diet, eat healthy, etc.
 
 



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