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Topic: Light hearted recent mistakes you made?
Posted By: Donathan
Subject: Light hearted recent mistakes you made?
Date Posted: 17 Oct 2017 at 11:02pm
Well, I put Alfredo sauce on JUST CHICKEN WINGS(They were possibly slightly undercooked. The box said,"4-6 minutes, so I put it for 5. One wing was burned and the other wings were a LOTTLE undercooked. Like 89 percent cooked! I ended up in the bathroom at work going,"Urr," for roughly 30 minutes! Putting Alfredo sauce on just 89 percent cooked chicken=light hearted mistake. :) What light hearted mistakes have you recently made? :)

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Posted By: DarkRealmStar
Date Posted: 17 Oct 2017 at 11:16pm
I recently clicked on a thread started by Donathan.  Ouch


Posted By: NiteRaidah
Date Posted: 17 Oct 2017 at 11:29pm
Accidentally embezzled a few million from the company I work at.  What a silly goose!


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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 18 Oct 2017 at 12:21am
Accidentally chewed out a kid working a cash register a new asshole after watching him make a few elderly people on canes walk around walk to him from the far end of a  table because he didn't wish to walk to them - he even got snippy. When I was through, I realized I accidentally made him cry and he accidentally closed the register and quit his job on the spot.  

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Posted By: Donathan
Date Posted: 18 Oct 2017 at 8:48am
Originally posted by DarkRealmStar DarkRealmStar wrote:

I recently clicked on a thread started by Donathan.ย ย Ouch


This thread actually had a purpose. Just to post silly recent mistakes you made!

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Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 18 Oct 2017 at 8:48am
I accidentally impregnated a sheep, not realizing that Naturalamb condoms don't work on them.
 
Silly me!  Embarrassed
 
 


Posted By: Donathan
Date Posted: 18 Oct 2017 at 8:56am
Originally posted by NiteRaidah NiteRaidah wrote:

Accidentally embezzled a few million from the company I work at.ย  What a silly goose!


LOL. "accidentally" stole a few million dollars by mistake! You crack me up, Nite Raidah! But in all seriousness, a boss did seriously say that one of her employees made a MILLION dollar accounting mistake but since the employee came up to her own her own and admitted the huge accounting mistake she made, she didn't fire her.

Contrast this to another employee who said to her,"You're late with my evaluation and I need my raise NOW!" She said,"I didn't like her aggressive pushing and I fired her on the spot." Interesting how a million dollar mistake is FORGIVEN but demanding your raise is NOT.

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My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D.๐Ÿ˜€ Hitting on a Lesbian who speaks to you and about you like trash means you're REALLY desperate! ๐Ÿ˜€






Posted By: sgtrock21
Date Posted: 18 Oct 2017 at 1:51pm
Originally posted by DarkRealmStar DarkRealmStar wrote:

I recently clicked on a thread started by Donathan.  Ouch
Also the first thing I thought of.LOL

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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 18 Oct 2017 at 5:27pm

Light headed recent mistakes you made?





Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 18 Oct 2017 at 6:46pm
Do you ever wonder if your internet friends still love you?




Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 18 Oct 2017 at 7:24pm
Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

Light headed recent mistakes you made?



Last words: "Think I'll step outside and smoke".



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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 18 Oct 2017 at 7:48pm
LOLLOL


Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 18 Oct 2017 at 9:56pm
I ate too much spicy jambalaya last night and accidentally ended up with a very bad case of jambalayarrhea. 

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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 21 Oct 2017 at 4:17pm
I ate a whole can of Bush's Maple Baked Beans and accidentally turned my existing digestive challenge into maply rice & bean with spicy turkey sausage jambalayarrhea.
I feel like a Candian man from New Orleans with a severe case of IBS.


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Posted By: Ad nauseous
Date Posted: 21 Oct 2017 at 6:11pm


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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 21 Oct 2017 at 6:23pm
I bet PaW doesn't think it's so funny. Wink


Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 21 Oct 2017 at 7:02pm
I just mixed in a Pepsi and a creamy steak & jalapeno burrito...which is making me accidentally sound like one of those kiddie go-carts with a Briggs & Stratton engine

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Posted By: Ad nauseous
Date Posted: 21 Oct 2017 at 7:54pm
I bumped into one of my cats,twice! @#$&!

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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 22 Oct 2017 at 12:04am
UnhappyEmbarrassedTonight I REALLY blew it.
 
Took the elders out to 'Captain D's' - one of their favorite places - but *I* decided they needed a change and I took them to one in a slight distance away in a nice area.
After ordering and hamming it up for the locals (I was in a good mood), a strikingly beautiful tall, thin, and dark lassie came up and told me "YOU'RE good!". I...I...I don't stutter and was going to get a phone number when she smiled and walked back into the kitchen, right as a yet another strikingly beautiful, shorter dark mama (with 2 brats in tow) walked past me in tight exercise pants & bra. Had to grab the counter, this time, but then all hell broke loose when this last beauty walked in alone - well-dressed, tight blue jeans, very nice top, very conservative, apparently wealthy woman walked - nobody in tow, no rings, very quiet...I melted and ACCIDENTALLY knocked over one of those huge metal ice tea dispensers and immediately forgot how to speak English.
I THINK she might have been from the Middle-East, but I'd been more than happy to make her from the back seat of the PawRacer...this was almost 2 1/2 hours ago and I'm still short of breath and feeling my heart...


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Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 22 Oct 2017 at 10:11am
Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

...but I'd been more than happy to make her from the back seat of the PawRacer...
 
It's never about what you would do.  It's always about what she would let you do.  Unless, of course, you're Harvey Weinstein.
 
 


Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 22 Oct 2017 at 10:18am
Treated my car to a car wash yesterday.  They nearly forgot about my wheels and tires.  I had to remind them.  It's all part of the $20 price tag.  So they wiped down the wheels real quick, and slopped some tire shine on the wheels (using some long-handled paintbrush).  When I got home, I noticed the tires were half-done and the chrome 12-spoke wheels were dull with tire shine splatter.  I spent an hour redoing the wheels and tires.
 
I won't go back there again.
 
 


Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 22 Oct 2017 at 4:23pm
Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

...but I'd been more than happy to make her from the back seat of the PawRacer...
 
It's never about what you would do.  It's always about what she would let you do.  Unless, of course, you're Harvey Weinstein.
 
 
I thought if 'NO' means 'YES' ~and~ one has a baseball bat, then everything was set....

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Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 22 Oct 2017 at 5:36pm
Also, as I learned way back when, it helps when they wear platform shoes.  It's hard for them to escape wearing those.
 
 


Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 22 Oct 2017 at 8:53pm
Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Also, as I learned way back when, it helps when they wear platform shoes.  It's hard for them to escape wearing those.
 
 
It's even better when they are raised within boundaries and with morals, scruples, and values.
And a little bondage.
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Posted By: Donathan
Date Posted: 23 Oct 2017 at 1:18am
Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:


Treated my car to a car wash yesterday.ย  They nearly forgot about my wheels and tires.ย  I had to remind them.ย  It's all part of the $20 price tag.ย  So they wiped down the wheels real quick, and slopped some tire shine on the wheels (using some long-handled paintbrush).ย  When I got home, I noticed the tires were half-done and the chrome 12-spoke wheels were dull with tire shine splatter.ย  I spent an hour redoing the wheels and tires.
ย 
I won't go back there again.
ย 
ย 


I am SO sorry Thor, I am the owner of the carwash you got HORRIBLE service from. The carwash employees that gave you subpar, downright horrible service were TRAINEES and you unfortunately were their FIRST training. I whole heartedly apologize for their Rookie mistakes I will be refunding you the money back and giving you a FREE service with our most experienced car wash employee on your next trip back to us!

Disclaimer. I am not REALLY the car wash owner, just being tongue in cheek and trying to bring a smile to Thor's face.

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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 23 Oct 2017 at 3:12pm
That makes me want to staple your tongue to your cheek,

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Posted By: Donathan
Date Posted: 23 Oct 2017 at 4:23pm
Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:


That makes me want to staple your tongue to your cheek,


I actually had something like what I said to Thor happen to me recently. A company accidentally took off money from my credit card for a service that I didn't receive and I noticed right off the bat and told them very politely and firmly, "I never got the service. I need the money put back on my card as I didn't get it." The company said ,"Someone else actually took the service that was meant for you. We will be crediting the money back to your credit card." They did me one much bettet. They not only REFUNDED the money in full, my next service that I actually USED this time was FREE. I loved that! :D

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My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D.๐Ÿ˜€ Hitting on a Lesbian who speaks to you and about you like trash means you're REALLY desperate! ๐Ÿ˜€






Posted By: DarkRealmStar
Date Posted: 23 Oct 2017 at 9:37pm
And of course this "service" is a super top secret because you don't want to share anything incriminating with us, right Donathang?


Posted By: Donathan
Date Posted: 13 Nov 2017 at 10:00am
Originally posted by DarkRealmStar DarkRealmStar wrote:

And of course this "service" is a super top secret because you don't want to share anything incriminating with us, right Donathang?


It was LYFT that gave me the money back AND gave me my next ride free for accidentally giving someone else the ride I never took. :)

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My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D.๐Ÿ˜€ Hitting on a Lesbian who speaks to you and about you like trash means you're REALLY desperate! ๐Ÿ˜€






Posted By: DarkRealmStar
Date Posted: 14 Nov 2017 at 5:58am
Originally posted by Donathan Donathan wrote:

Originally posted by DarkRealmStar DarkRealmStar wrote:

And of course this "service" is a super top secret because you don't want to share anything incriminating with us, right Donathang?


It was LYFT that gave me the money back AND gave me my next ride free for accidentally giving someone else the ride I never took. :)
Just as long as it wasn't Uber!  I hope you got your free ride money's worth!  Smile


Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 15 Nov 2017 at 5:48am
Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

That makes me want to staple your tongue to your cheek,

He'd have a hard time trying to sit if you did that...  WinkLOL


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Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 17 Nov 2017 at 10:49pm
My favorite lighthearted mistake was the time I accidentally put the baby in the oven and the roast to bed.  Hey, I got confused!  Silly me!
 
 


Posted By: Donathan
Date Posted: 17 Nov 2017 at 11:32pm
Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:


My favorite lighthearted mistake wasย the timeย I accidentally putย the baby in the oven and the roast to bed.ย  Hey, I got confused!ย  Silly me!
ย 
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Ouch. That's a BIG mistake, not a light hearted mistake!

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My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D.๐Ÿ˜€ Hitting on a Lesbian who speaks to you and about you like trash means you're REALLY desperate! ๐Ÿ˜€






Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 18 Nov 2017 at 2:06am
Originally posted by Donathan Donathan wrote:

Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:


My favorite lighthearted mistake was the time I accidentally put the baby in the oven and the roast to bed.  Hey, I got confused!  Silly me!
 
 


Ouch. That's a BIG mistake, not a light hearted mistake!
 
Especially because I forgot to baste the baby.
 
 


Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 18 Nov 2017 at 2:14am
Nothing worse than a dry, tough baby.

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Jackson Browne - The Pretender

C'mon, man!
Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States


Posted By: Donathan
Date Posted: 18 Nov 2017 at 3:53pm
I am not eating dinner at Thor's house! O.O :P ;)

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My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D.๐Ÿ˜€ Hitting on a Lesbian who speaks to you and about you like trash means you're REALLY desperate! ๐Ÿ˜€






Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 18 Nov 2017 at 4:55pm
Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Nothing worse than a dry, tough baby.
LOL

You guys have got it all wrong!

Try this.

George Foreman GR59A Baby Rotisserie

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Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 18 Nov 2017 at 7:04pm
There's always baby jerky, but that would be a waste of all that tender, juicy baby flesh.
 
 


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Date Posted: 18 Nov 2017 at 8:19pm
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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 18 Nov 2017 at 8:24pm
ConfusedThis wasn't a dinner to remember! I forgot to clean and cut the carrots...


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