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Molar Muncher "No Nipple Confusion"!!

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Topic: Molar Muncher "No Nipple Confusion"!!
Posted By: Virginia Dare II
Subject: Molar Muncher "No Nipple Confusion"!!
Date Posted: 10 Oct 2017 at 3:01pm
I bet this thing is very useful for teething tykes but I'm amused by the name and the fact that is doesn't cause any "nipple confusion".    ConfusedLOL   

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Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 10 Oct 2017 at 3:23pm
The only "nipple confusion" I've ever experienced was as an adult and basically had to do with which one I wanted to smooch on at a given moment.

And no, I'm not talking about my mom's, ya buncha perverts!!!!!





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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 10 Oct 2017 at 3:24pm
Yeah! Confused

We called these things 'pacifiers' when I was making babies.

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Posted By: Virginia Dare II
Date Posted: 10 Oct 2017 at 3:26pm
"Molar Muncher" sounds to me  like an insult.   "Get outta Dodge..yah MOLAR MUNCHER !!!"  

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Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 10 Oct 2017 at 3:28pm
Sorta like curtain climber, rug rat and porch monkey.




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Great news guys.... With the Air Hawk, flat balls are no longer a problem!!!


Posted By: Anduril
Date Posted: 11 Oct 2017 at 1:16am
They should have named this thing "The Shark".
 
Because if it really does prevent tooth displacement, that kid's going to have a mouthful of teeth by the time she reaches adulthood.


Posted By: Virginia Dare II
Date Posted: 11 Oct 2017 at 1:20am
Speaking of Molar Munchers !  I think "Giada" is Italian for "Giant Shark Mouth".  Shocked

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Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 11 Oct 2017 at 2:24am
Ewwwwwww!!!!!

You can see strings of spit stretching between her upper and lower teeth!!!




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Great news guys.... With the Air Hawk, flat balls are no longer a problem!!!


Posted By: Virginia Dare II
Date Posted: 11 Oct 2017 at 2:32am
I know.  And you can count the pores in her schnozz too.  LOL  

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Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 11 Oct 2017 at 2:46am
Originally posted by Virginia Dare II Virginia Dare II wrote:

I know.  And you can count the pores in her schnozz too.  LOL  


Pores????

Those are mining pits!!!

If you look real close you can see earth moving equipment down inside them!!!





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Great news guys.... With the Air Hawk, flat balls are no longer a problem!!!


Posted By: Virginia Dare II
Date Posted: 11 Oct 2017 at 2:55am
You could play a game of cribbage.  On her face.  LOL

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Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 11 Oct 2017 at 2:57am
I bet you could find ancient meteor fragments down inside them.

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Great news guys.... With the Air Hawk, flat balls are no longer a problem!!!


Posted By: Anduril
Date Posted: 11 Oct 2017 at 3:57am
Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Ewwwwwww!!!!!

You can see strings of spit stretching between her upper and lower teeth!!!


 
Those aren't strings.... that's undigested Pancetta.
(Be sure to say it using an overly exaggerated Italian wanna-bee accent!)
 
panˈt͡ʃetːta


Posted By: Virginia Dare II
Date Posted: 11 Oct 2017 at 3:20pm
Could also be strands of "SPAH-GHEEEEEEE-TEEEEEEEE" ! LOL

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Posted By: ALE515
Date Posted: 12 Oct 2017 at 4:10pm
That name is horrendous, and I agree sounds like an insult. 



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