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Hormel Pepperoni Pizza 'Dance' (video)

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Topic: Hormel Pepperoni Pizza 'Dance' (video)
Posted By: PaWolf
Subject: Hormel Pepperoni Pizza 'Dance' (video)
Date Posted: 17 Jan 2017 at 9:16pm
ShockedOh my goodness -  The Hormel 'One Man Band' is back!
Many may remember him from a few years back with the infamous 'My Pepperona' commercial. I just got totally distracted a moment ago with this ***new*** commercial.
I had no idea Hormel made pizza and I hope I never see it - I was under the impression all they made was dog food.
ConfusedThe above spewtube video was even published TODAY, along with a number of others.
 


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Posted By: Ad nauseous
Date Posted: 17 Jan 2017 at 10:40pm
This guy seriously looks like he could use a haircut and a shower!

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Posted By: Anduril
Date Posted: 18 Jan 2017 at 3:55am
As bad as this commercial is, it's still better than the actual product.
 
Hormel pepperoni is GROSS.
Next time you're tempted to buy some, get some Boar's Head (or anything really) to compare it to.
Not that Boar's Head is the end-all, be-all, but it's at least 100,000 times better than Hormel.
 


Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 18 Jan 2017 at 4:51am
Originally posted by Anduril Anduril wrote:

As bad as this commercial is, it's still better than the actual product.
 
Hormel pepperoni is GROSS.
Next time you're tempted to buy some, get some Boar's Head (or anything really) to compare it to.
Not that Boar's Head is the end-all, be-all, but it's at least 100,000 times better than Hormel.
 
Big smileWinkLOLI love it!
The commercial seriously stopped me in my tracks.
Who sees a '1 man band' anymore?
Even more so, selling fepperoni (fake/dog food pepperoni)? Even if it was real, I don't eat that crap anymore - gives me indigestion, unless it's aged correctly (probably Italian, but still have to be careful, as with speck).
Wow.
Original.
Really. 
 
 
 
 


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Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 18 Jan 2017 at 5:59am
Having it known as the Hormel 'P P Dance' doesn't seem like a smart marketing move...

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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 18 Jan 2017 at 7:01pm
LOL  I just saw this one.
 
I'm gonna add the thread from almost a year ago...just for anyone who missed it.
 
http://www.commercialsihate.com/forum_posts.asp?TID=22733&PID=349645&title=hormel-my-pepperona#349645" rel="nofollow">Direct Link To This Post Topic: Hormel - My Pepperona
 


Posted By: meecepeece
Date Posted: 18 Jan 2017 at 8:35pm
Hormel makes all kinds of products. Youd have to be a moron to think Hormel makes dog food. They make canned stuff and also tons of meat products, refrigerated items, and Pepperonis. Etc Etc .

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Posted By: sgtrock21
Date Posted: 18 Jan 2017 at 9:18pm
Originally posted by meecepeece meecepeece wrote:

Hormel makes all kinds of products. Youd have to be a moron to think Hormel makes dog food. They make canned stuff and also tons of meat products, refrigerated items, and Pepperonis. Etc Etc .
If Hormel made dog food they would be sued by the ASPCA. I tried one of their 'Compleats'. I got one bite in my mouth. I spit it out and threw the remainder in the trash.

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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 18 Jan 2017 at 10:11pm
Originally posted by meecepeece meecepeece wrote:

Hormel makes all kinds of products. Youd have to be a moron to think Hormel makes dog food. They make canned stuff and also tons of meat products, refrigerated items, and Pepperonis. Etc Etc .
Confused...I'll kindly disagree and suggest you'd have to be a moron to eat Hormel 'products'

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Posted By: Anduril
Date Posted: 19 Jan 2017 at 3:27am
Originally posted by meecepeece meecepeece wrote:

Hormel makes all kinds of products. You'd have to be a moron to think Hormel makes dog food. They make canned stuff and also tons of meat products, refrigerated items, and Pepperonis. Etc Etc .
 
Fixed it for you. Wink


Posted By: Ad nauseous
Date Posted: 19 Jan 2017 at 8:23pm
Well, at least it's short, I think.

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Posted By: CaptainErnie
Date Posted: 27 Jan 2017 at 3:25am
I gotta admit, the first time I saw this my jaw dropped and I was lauging so hard I peed in my pants. After the first time.... IT'S ANNOYING

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Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 27 Jan 2017 at 8:52am
The ShopRite here sells all kinds of stuff that all seems like, basically, the same thing---salami, pepperoni, soppresata, dried sausage, etc., each of which has several variations.  They're all good (once in awhile), but not much different from one another.  I'm sure some people imagine major differences but, to me, they're pretty interchangeable.
 
 


Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 27 Jan 2017 at 2:01pm
Originally posted by sgtrock21 sgtrock21 wrote:

[QUOTE=meecepeece]Hormel makes all kinds of products. Youd have to be a moron to think Hormel makes dog food. They make canned stuff and also tons of meat products, refrigerated items, and Pepperonis. Etc Etc.

If Hormel made dog food they would be sued by the ASPCA. I tried one of their 'Compleats'. I got one bite in my mouth. I spit it out and threw the remainder in the trash.


I think I tried one once and you're right, they're disgusting.

I cannot believe people actually buy and eat them.


Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 27 Jan 2017 at 2:05pm
Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Originally posted by meecepeece meecepeece wrote:

Hormel makes all kinds of products. Youd have to be a moron to think Hormel makes dog food. They make canned stuff and also tons of meat products, refrigerated items, and Pepperonis. Etc Etc .


Confused...I'll kindly disagree and suggest you'd have to be a moron to eat Hormel 'products'


I occasionally eat Hormel products and I am not a moron.

I'll kindly disagree and suggest you should revise your standards.



Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 27 Jan 2017 at 2:08pm
Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

The ShopRite here sells all kinds of stuff that all seems like, basically, the same thing---salami, pepperoni, soppresata, dried sausage, etc., each of which has several variations.  They're all good (once in awhile), but not much different from one another.  I'm sure some people imagine major differences but, to me, they're pretty interchangeable.


Pretty much.

Pepperoni is pepperoni.

Unless it's turkey pepperoni or something like that.




Posted By: sgtrock21
Date Posted: 27 Jan 2017 at 6:10pm
The extremely annoying commercial has played 6 times in the last 2 hours.Angry

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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 27 Jan 2017 at 6:41pm
^Yep, it's playing a lot here too.
 
I used to do most of the cooking here. The occasional homemade pizza was nice.
I've used their pepperoni, seemed okay to me.


Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 27 Jan 2017 at 11:17pm
Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Originally posted by meecepeece meecepeece wrote:

Hormel makes all kinds of products. Youd have to be a moron to think Hormel makes dog food. They make canned stuff and also tons of meat products, refrigerated items, and Pepperonis. Etc Etc .


Confused...I'll kindly disagree and suggest you'd have to be a moron to eat Hormel 'products'


I occasionally eat Hormel products and I am not a moron.

I'll kindly disagree and suggest you should revise your standards.

Standards are not always adhered to 100% and there are always exceptions. You get a 'pass'; doesn't apply to youWink


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Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 27 Jan 2017 at 11:20pm
I eat Hormel chili on occasion.  I'd eat it right out of the can if it wasn't for that orange sediment-slime stuff at the top.
 
 


Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 27 Jan 2017 at 11:30pm
^I've heard about that. They say it is the urine & related pus of an unhappy work force on top of 'that ain't meat'.
 
okokok you get a 'pass', too...but only because I used to eat their canned tamales without heating them - and I only tried to eat the corn wrapper once.


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Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 27 Jan 2017 at 11:37pm
Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:


I eat Hormel chili on occasion.  I'd eat it right out of the can if it wasn't for that orange sediment-slime stuff at the top.
 
 


Dude.... try their Turkey Chili.

Chunky as hell and not a speck of orange fat.

Not only can you eat it cold right out of the can, it's actually better that way!!!

Seriously, try it!!!


Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 27 Jan 2017 at 11:40pm
I just might.
 
 


Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 27 Jan 2017 at 11:43pm
DO IT!!!!!!!


Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 27 Jan 2017 at 11:46pm
Make me.
 
 


Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 28 Jan 2017 at 12:17am
Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Make me.


I don't feel like it.


Posted By: Anduril
Date Posted: 28 Jan 2017 at 3:41am
Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:



Pretty much.
Pepperoni is pepperoni.
Unless it's turkey pepperoni or something like that.

 
Agreed - that turkey pepperoni is absolutely disgusting. Dead
However, you have not lived until you've had some real pepperoni.
 
It tastes nothing like Homel, or any other crap you can get a Publix (or wherever you shop for normal groceries).  Although, Boar's Head is definitely tolerable.
 
Try an Italian grocer.  (Or the pizza at the buffet at Caesar's Palace in Las Vegas.)


Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 28 Jan 2017 at 3:56am
Originally posted by Anduril Anduril wrote:

Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:



Pretty much.
Pepperoni is pepperoni.
Unless it's turkey pepperoni or something like that.



Agreed - that turkey pepperoni is absolutely disgusting. Dead
However, you have not lived until you've had some real pepperoni.
 
It tastes nothing like Homel, or any other crap you can get a Publix (or wherever you shop for normal groceries).  Although, Boar's Head is definitely tolerable.

Try an Italian grocer.  (Or the pizza at the buffet at Caesar's Palace in Las Vegas.)


When I was a kid I loved spicy meat snacks like Slim Jims, hot sausages, beef jerky & pepperoni, etc. I used to occasionally get my mom to get me a stick of pepperoni at the grocery store. Don't know who it was made by, but I don't think it was Hormel. I'd bite it right off the end of the stick.

That, Kaiser rolls and club soda were my treats when I was about 10. At the base commissary where my mom shopped, they had these really great crusty, poppy seed Kaiser rolls that I'd just eat plain.

Delicious.



Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 16 Apr 2018 at 4:14pm
This stink bomb commercial is back in season.



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