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The Fist Pump Truly Blows

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Topic: The Fist Pump Truly Blows
Posted By: tikibagger
Subject: The Fist Pump Truly Blows
Date Posted: 26 Jan 2016 at 2:29pm
As an ubiquitous 'hip ghetto' thing adopted by us caucasians and bros, I am totally tired of the 'fist pump' applied to mainly white, middle class knuckleheads--and sometimes animals (probably the AFLAC duck). I just saw a stupid Bushs Baked Beans ad that utterly milks all soul from the idiotic response and makes fools of all family members portrayed. Lose it already!!! And that goes for 'boo-yah' too


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Posted By: tikibagger
Date Posted: 26 Jan 2016 at 2:55pm
..and as if to reiterate..no more than 20 minutes later, the Lactaid cow HOOF PUMPS the moon faced lactose intolerant customer!! SEE?


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Posted By: Donathan
Date Posted: 13 Feb 2016 at 1:49pm
The fist pump has been reported to be healthier than a handshake since most people don't touch things with the back of their hands, so less germs than a handshake since people touch things with the front of their hands.

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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 13 Feb 2016 at 10:23pm
ConfusedOh...'scuse me. *I* thought you were harping on THIS:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Fist.svg" rel="nofollow">
Which I have been watching black culture, especially women, claim as 'theirs' when in fact it originally had NOTHING to do with 'black' at all...but doncha know they gotta make it about them, these days. 'Pride' has its price (which, like foodstamps, gets paid for by others)


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Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 14 Feb 2016 at 4:28am

If you are tapping fists together, it's called a 'fist Bump'.  (If you spread the fingers after bumping, it's called an 'exploding fist bump'.)

A 'fist Pump' is a celebratory or victory gesture in which a fist is raised and subsequently drawn down and nearer to the body in a vigorous, swift motion (generally in conjunction with an exclamation of "Yes!" or "Oh, yeah!".)
 
 


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Posted By: Darthhillbilly
Date Posted: 14 Feb 2016 at 9:51am
I would have thought our resident little jerk off would know the difference between fist pumping and fist bumping.

But eh, shows what I know.


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Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 14 Feb 2016 at 10:35am
Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

ConfusedOh...'scuse me. *I* thought you were harping on THIS:
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/File:Fist.svg" rel="nofollow">
 
 
 
"Harping on"??  Looks like something the poster before you would like to be sitting on.
 
 


Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 14 Feb 2016 at 1:45pm
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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 14 Feb 2016 at 4:20pm
^^^I think those idiots ought to look into the history of 'The Fist Pump'. They might feel a little awkward.

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Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 10 Apr 2016 at 8:35pm
I swear there seems to be an epidemic of fist-bumping lately.  Lately, there's about 5 guys at work who always want to bump my fist.  I go along with it, even though I'm not a fist-bumping sorta guy.  My supe has noted this, too.  Whenever someone goes to fist-bump him, he responds by daintily touching his index finger to their fist.  He's not a fist-bumper type, either.
 
 


Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 10 Apr 2016 at 8:51pm
^^^ConfusedYou working for Donathan these days?Wink
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I don't fist-bump either.
I shake hands. Firmly.
I learned this growing up in the civilized world.


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Posted By: Donathan
Date Posted: 11 Apr 2016 at 2:30am
I'll admit, I got the "Fist bump" and the "Fist Pump
" mixed up.

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Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 11 Apr 2016 at 5:06am

TY (and if in the future you would please refrain from regaling us with your adventures in fisting, we'd appreciate it...  Wink ) 



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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 11 Apr 2016 at 6:57pm
Cry...give a boy a banana and a little attention and everything just goes to hell.

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Posted By: Donathan
Date Posted: 12 Apr 2016 at 2:19am
Stop it, Pawolf. I hate bananas. It's one of my most hated foods ever.

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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 12 Apr 2016 at 4:11am
Originally posted by Donathan Donathan wrote:

Stop it, Pawolf. I hate bananas. It's one of my most hated foods ever.
Penn Banana


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Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 13 Apr 2016 at 4:08am
Quote Donathan wrote:

Stop it, Pawolf. I hate bananas. It's one of my most hated foods ever.
 


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Posted By: Ad nauseous
Date Posted: 13 Apr 2016 at 8:58pm
This thread got funny-------->

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Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 13 Apr 2016 at 9:09pm
Originally posted by Donathan Donathan wrote:

Stop it, Pawolf. I hate bananas. It's one of my most hated foods ever.
 
I'll bet you like fist-pumping your banana, though--a lot!
 
 


Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 14 Apr 2016 at 6:56pm
Originally posted by MrTim MrTim wrote:

Quote Donathan wrote:

Stop it, Pawolf. I hate bananas. It's one of my most hated foods ever.
 
LOLLOLLOL
More banana talk!  I'm lovin it!
 


Posted By: Papa Lazarou
Date Posted: 14 Apr 2016 at 7:18pm
Originally posted by Donathan Donathan wrote:

Stop it, Pawolf. I hate bananas. It's one of my most hated foods ever.
 
Oh damn...

I wish you'd have told me that before I changed my image...


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BANANA!!
BANANA!!!
BANANA!!
Banana!


Posted By: Darthhillbilly
Date Posted: 14 Apr 2016 at 8:08pm


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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 14 Apr 2016 at 10:50pm
okokokokok...I'll give the bananapup a break a minute and not say 'banana' anymore in this post...but I will ask all to see if they might just recognize any Walgreen's cashiers disguised as dogs in the following?
Shocked...wha..?! They're all the same cashier?! Why, we should have known it was our very own banana suckmunchkin leghumpin' lil'devil!
 


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Posted By: Ad nauseous
Date Posted: 15 Apr 2016 at 3:47pm
ROFL i'm dying over here!

Nannerpus for the win!

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Posted By: tikibagger
Date Posted: 26 Apr 2016 at 3:12pm
Originally posted by Donathan Donathan wrote:

I'll admit, I got the "Fist bump" and the "Fist Pump
" mixed up.
yes, this kind of cultural MINITUAE is the kind of thing that this here "fist bump-pump' post was started for--something that I would utterly FAIL to even CHECK as a normal human being of ANY race-becomes elevated to an ubiquitous and nauseating SCHTICK..for DUCKS and COWS to show how STREET they are
 
happy to see this still PROVOKESEmbarrassed


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