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Topic: Hi. I'm semi new here!Posted By: Calvin
Subject: Hi. I'm semi new here!
Date Posted: 09 Aug 2015 at 1:28pm
I joined CIH roughly a year ago, but just lurked around occasionally, but have now decided to become a more active member. CIH seems to be a great place and I look forward to being a more active member.
Replies: Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 09 Aug 2015 at 1:50pm
Thanks, Donna-thang!!
We're so glad you like us!
------------- ...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender Jackson Browne - The Pretender
C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States
Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 09 Aug 2015 at 2:01pm
Calvin wrote:
I joined CIH roughly a year ago, but just lurked around occasionally, but have now decided to become a more active member. CIH seems to be a great place and I look forward to being a more active member.
Welcome to the forum, again.
I just bought a new semi?
Posted By: i8acannibal
Date Posted: 09 Aug 2015 at 2:26pm
Welcome to the forum Calvin.
------------- Say something clever here...
No, I'm too lazy. Imagine it yourself.
Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 09 Aug 2015 at 2:36pm
Anyone taking any bets as to you-know-who being you-know-who?
And then staunchly, doggedly denying it before finally, sheepishly admitting it...
------------- ...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender Jackson Browne - The Pretender
C'mon, man! Joe Biden - 46th President of the United States
Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 09 Aug 2015 at 2:46pm
It's deja vu, all over again.
Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 09 Aug 2015 at 3:04pm
Funny how Donathan takes a "vacation" (he hasn't been here in 6 days), and Calvin shows up.
Posted By: Darthhillbilly
Date Posted: 09 Aug 2015 at 3:24pm
And repeatedly repeating repetitive repetitions.
They all laughed when I spoke of sleepers.
Laughed and called me names.
Now who's eatin' venison jerky, mofos?!
------------- "It's never too late to choose life...instead of the internet. Just drop the mouse." - Darwin Watterson
Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 09 Aug 2015 at 6:00pm
Hi 'Calvin' - nice to meet you.
We now await photo copies of your driver's license (or Florida state boatchild i.d.), your 'wife', or if you play 'wifey', your manchild/huband, a certified (rather than certifiable) check or money order (not issued by Walgreens) in the amount of $75 dollars U.S.
------------- X <sig.nature> "What we do for ourselves dies with us, What we do for others is and remains immortal." - Albert Pike
Posted By: Ad nauseous
Date Posted: 09 Aug 2015 at 8:27pm
PaWolf wrote:
Hi 'Calvin' - nice to meet you.
We now await photo copies of your driver's license (or Florida state boatchild i.d.), your 'wife', or if you play 'wifey', your manchild/huband, a certified (rather than certifiable) check or money order (not issued by Walgreens) in the amount of $75 dollars U.S.
I don't understand why Calvin is so mad at you, that was pretty funny!
------------- One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 09 Aug 2015 at 8:36pm
Ad nauseous wrote:
PaWolf wrote:
Hi 'Calvin' - nice to meet you.
We now await photo copies of your driver's license (or Florida state boatchild i.d.), your 'wife', or if you play 'wifey', your manchild/huband, a certified (rather than certifiable) check or money order (not issued by Walgreens) in the amount of $75 dollars U.S.
I don't understand why Calvin is so mad at you, that was pretty funny!
Donna doesn't like to reveal too much.
He didn't feel comfortable posting pictures of himself or his girlfriend Sarah, You know, identity theft.
Okay, Calvin.
New rules! You can't lie to us anymore! This is a no bullsh*t zone! Take your foolish games elsewhere.
We tire of your selfish intensions.
Posted By: Tiz
Date Posted: 09 Aug 2015 at 9:08pm
Welcome aboard Calvin. Looking forward to some more stories.
Posted By: Calvin
Date Posted: 09 Aug 2015 at 11:04pm
Stop it. I don't know who the f**k Donathan is!
Posted By: Papa Lazarou
Date Posted: 10 Aug 2015 at 12:13am
Simple, want us to stop believing you're Donathan? Then take a picture of yourself holding a spoon. If you're one of those whiny little phaggots who gets all scurred about putting a picture online, put a paper bag on your head with a mouse drawn on it.
Posted By: Calvin
Date Posted: 11 Aug 2015 at 4:06am
The above post is weird, strange, and creepy.
Posted By: Ad nauseous
Date Posted: 11 Aug 2015 at 4:07am
Why?
------------- One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
Posted By: Darthhillbilly
Date Posted: 11 Aug 2015 at 9:19am
Because she's going out of her way to sound as Donnathanian as possible.
------------- "It's never too late to choose life...instead of the internet. Just drop the mouse." - Darwin Watterson
Posted By: Calvin
Date Posted: 11 Aug 2015 at 10:35am
I am a male and I am not Donathan!
Posted By: Darthhillbilly
Date Posted: 11 Aug 2015 at 10:58am
Shut up, Meg.
------------- "It's never too late to choose life...instead of the internet. Just drop the mouse." - Darwin Watterson
Posted By: Calvin
Date Posted: 11 Aug 2015 at 11:00am
Who the f**k is Meg? You guys are getting even more weird and strange.
Posted By: Darthhillbilly
Date Posted: 11 Aug 2015 at 11:03am
Meg.
Pbt.
MEG!
PBT!
MEG MEG MEG MEG MEG MEG MEG
PBT PBT PBT PBT PBT PBT PBT
meeeeg
pbbbbt
------------- "It's never too late to choose life...instead of the internet. Just drop the mouse." - Darwin Watterson
Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 11 Aug 2015 at 11:03am
We are some crazy rascals, aren't we?
Posted By: Darthhillbilly
Date Posted: 11 Aug 2015 at 11:04am
Only one fiend would dare call me a Rascal!
------------- "It's never too late to choose life...instead of the internet. Just drop the mouse." - Darwin Watterson
Posted By: i8acannibal
Date Posted: 11 Aug 2015 at 8:32pm
Darthhillbilly wrote:
Meg.
Pbt.
MEG!
PBT!
MEG MEG MEG MEG MEG MEG MEG
PBT PBT PBT PBT PBT PBT PBT
meeeeg
pbbbbt
------------- Say something clever here...
No, I'm too lazy. Imagine it yourself.
Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 11 Aug 2015 at 8:52pm
Darthhillbilly wrote:
Only one fiend would dare call me a Rascal!
He loves you, DH. He seems to agree with you a lot.
Posted By: i8acannibal
Date Posted: 11 Aug 2015 at 10:19pm
------------- Say something clever here...
No, I'm too lazy. Imagine it yourself.
Posted By: Darthhillbilly
Date Posted: 11 Aug 2015 at 10:44pm
Guys stop it! I'm not Donna's buddy! Really!
------------- "It's never too late to choose life...instead of the internet. Just drop the mouse." - Darwin Watterson
Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 15 Jul 2016 at 8:00pm
Darthhillbilly wrote:
Guys stop it! I'm not Donna's buddy! Really!
You don't come around much anymore, are you too busy for your friends on the CIH forum?
Rascals & fiends, Rascals & fiends!
Posted By: Donathan
Date Posted: 15 Jul 2016 at 8:08pm
Look, I was not Calvin! Why don't you guys believe me?
------------- My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D.😀 Hitting on a Lesbian who speaks to you and about you like trash means you're REALLY desperate! 😀
Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 15 Jul 2016 at 8:16pm
Should I post some other topics that Calvin posted that smell a lot like everything Donathan does here?
Save yourself from the humiliation!
Posted By: Donathan
Date Posted: 15 Jul 2016 at 8:20pm
Go ahead, go find and post the topics because I was not Calvin!
------------- My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D.😀 Hitting on a Lesbian who speaks to you and about you like trash means you're REALLY desperate! 😀
Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 15 Jul 2016 at 8:28pm
Donathan wrote:
Go ahead, go find and post the topics because I was not Calvin!
I don't need too, you are a pathetic loser internet troll, I really feel sorry for you.
The dog wants food, I will get back to you later.
Posted By: Darthhillbilly
Date Posted: 15 Jul 2016 at 8:55pm
aka ron wrote:
Darthhillbilly wrote:
Guys stop it! I'm not Donna's buddy! Really!
You don't come around much anymore, are you too busy for your friends on the CIH forum?
Rascals & fiends, Rascals & fiends!
Keeping pretty busy, yeah. It's that time of year. I do the bulk of my TV watching/commercial hating and internetting in the winter. Only reason I'm online now is because a pop-up thunderstorm drove me inside.
Anyway, I do remember the post you may be thinking of. It was a fairly recent "Ok, ok, you got me" thing, but I can't remember when or what thread. I thought about replying to it, but then thought "Meh, we all knew it anyway, why bother."
And just because it's a red flag to me... not that I need any further convincing... but notice he keeps referring to Calvie Poo in the past tense? Almost as if he's certain Calvin is gone forever. Intimate knowledge, and all that.
Of course now that I've said that, Calvin is sure to make an appearance to prove the theory wrong.
------------- "It's never too late to choose life...instead of the internet. Just drop the mouse." - Darwin Watterson
Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 15 Jul 2016 at 9:50pm
Oh, Calvin definitely = Donathan. I looked back on some of Calvin's posts and, besides having that coy, all-too-familiar Donathan sound, they also reference the female bubblegum pop/American Idol stars that Donathan has a penchant for (and which most adult males do not).
Posted By: Donathan
Date Posted: 15 Jul 2016 at 10:13pm
I am not Calvin! Stop saying that!
------------- My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D.😀 Hitting on a Lesbian who speaks to you and about you like trash means you're REALLY desperate! 😀
Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 15 Jul 2016 at 10:20pm
I wasn't talking to you.
Posted By: Donathan
Date Posted: 15 Jul 2016 at 10:30pm
But you said Calvin=Donathan, so I said I am not Calvin. Even if you weren't talking to me, you were talking about me, so I answered.
------------- My name is Donathan, pronounced the same way you pronounce Jonathan, except with a D.😀 Hitting on a Lesbian who speaks to you and about you like trash means you're REALLY desperate! 😀
Posted By: msmadz
Date Posted: 16 Jul 2016 at 4:26am
Who the bell bumped this thread from a year ago. Why???
------------- The artist formerly known as Madawee
Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 16 Jul 2016 at 4:57am