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Topic: Subway Jared had a kiddie porn dungeon!
Posted By: cornflake
Subject: Subway Jared had a kiddie porn dungeon!
Date Posted: 07 Jul 2015 at 2:34pm
http://cbs4indy.com/2015/07/07/authorities-raid-home-of-subway-spokesman-jared-fogle/



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Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 07 Jul 2015 at 2:43pm
Nothing in the article suggests he is guilty of anything other than being formerly associated with a guy who was arrested & jailed on child porn charges & with whom he has since severed all ties with.






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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 07 Jul 2015 at 2:45pm
Wow.
He lived in Zionsville, I never knew that.


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Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 07 Jul 2015 at 3:05pm
I think that's "lives" in Zionsville.

As opposed to "lived".

Still alive, still residing there.





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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 07 Jul 2015 at 3:55pm
Yes, past tense.  Thanks.
He may not be living in that big house much longer.
Zionsville has some very rich, estate type properties.


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Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 07 Jul 2015 at 4:29pm
I don't know why I care, but I hope they don't find any kiddie porn in Jared's house & I hope he doesn't get busted.

Don't know why, I just do.

Would be kinda sad, I guess.




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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 07 Jul 2015 at 4:47pm
I would never have thought of him as some sort of perv.
 
Just the accusation can do damage, would not be good for his family.


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Posted By: Papa Lazarou
Date Posted: 07 Jul 2015 at 5:03pm
It'd be almost as bad as when he admitted he lost the weight because of AIDES. :P

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Posted By: usmaak
Date Posted: 07 Jul 2015 at 5:03pm
One of the problems with the internet is that people are tried and convicted in the mind of public within 10 minutes of any allegations, pseudo-allegations, or hints of allegations.  What actually happened or any true findings after the fact don't even matter.


Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 07 Jul 2015 at 5:25pm
Yeah, public opinion has always worked that way, but with the internet it is hundreds of times worse.



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Posted By: msmadz
Date Posted: 07 Jul 2015 at 6:29pm
Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

I don't know why I care, but I hope they don't find any kiddie porn in Jared's house & I hope he doesn't get busted.

Don't know why, I just do.

Would be kinda sad, I guess.




AGreed. I wonder if the other guy sent him stuff to check out and that may be why the FBI swooped in. But who knows. I would hate to see someone who beat the odds of losing all that weight ruin it all.

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Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 07 Jul 2015 at 6:44pm
Originally posted by msmadz msmadz wrote:

AGreed. I wonder if the other guy sent him stuff to check out and that may be why the FBI swooped in. But who knows. I would hate to see someone who beat the odds of losing all that weight ruin it all.


That & he seems like a genuinely nice guy.

If anyone is going to become filthy rich for doing basically nothing, I'd rather it be some decent sort like him than some of these other obnoxious turds we see hitting it big nowadays.




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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 07 Jul 2015 at 6:57pm
He'll be popular in prison.
 
He went to Jared....Evil Smile
 
He has young children, if this is true there is no excuse.


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Posted By: msmadz
Date Posted: 07 Jul 2015 at 7:28pm
If it is true, well then, he can enjoy his fat free foot long in the prison showers.

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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 07 Jul 2015 at 7:41pm
^LOL
 
The wife heard me laughing so I had to tell her why, awkward. LOL


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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 07 Jul 2015 at 9:09pm

Hate to say it, but Jared just has 'the look' - the guilty mofo look. I'm as certain of it as I am the sun coming up tomorrow.

Part of my job requires me to rapidly 'read' people and I'm VERY good at it. Trust me - I'm right.
 
Also know this - if Jared orders The Jailhouse Footlong, he prolly should skip the guac - he may get more than he bargained for. 


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Posted By: msmadz
Date Posted: 07 Jul 2015 at 9:26pm
Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Hate to say it, but Jared just has 'the look' - the guilty mofo look. I'm as certain of it as I am the sun coming up tomorrow.


Part of my job requires me to rapidly 'read' people and I'm VERY good at it. Trust me - I'm right.

 

Also know this - if Jared orders The Jailhouse Footlong, he prolly should skip the guac - he may get more than he bargained for. 


He may also want to reject the mayo.

Its got to be pretty serious for the fbi to raid.

Nice house, too.

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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 07 Jul 2015 at 10:01pm
hmmm...choices, choices! What's the first thing anyone chooses at Subway?
 
Think he'll want the Italian Loaf Loaded?

If he comes (sp) out east, he can have a fresh Italian daily.


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Posted By: Snesgamer
Date Posted: 07 Jul 2015 at 10:11pm
Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

I don't know why I care, but I hope they don't find any kiddie porn in Jared's house & I hope he doesn't get busted.

Don't know why, I just do.

Would be kinda sad, I guess.




Probably for the same reason it took us so long to finally realize/accept Cosby was into some bad sh!t. For all his annoying commercials, Jared had (has depending on the findings?) an innocent public image that we all wanted to believe in.


Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 08 Jul 2015 at 4:11am
If he's into any type of porn, it's probably food porn:  Pictures of big, juicy burgers; Pie;  Large bowls of Doritos covered with melted cheese, etc. ...  LOL

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Posted By: usmaak
Date Posted: 08 Jul 2015 at 1:48pm
Originally posted by Snesgamer Snesgamer wrote:

Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

I don't know why I care, but I hope they don't find any kiddie porn in Jared's house & I hope he doesn't get busted.

Don't know why, I just do.

Would be kinda sad, I guess.




Probably for the same reason it took us so long to finally realize/accept Cosby was into some bad sh!t. For all his annoying commercials, Jared had (has depending on the findings?) an innocent public image that we all wanted to believe in.
I always thought that Cosby was guilty.  Too many women saying the exact same thing.  If it were a setup, it would be the most elaborate setup in history.


Posted By: Erick Cartman
Date Posted: 08 Jul 2015 at 11:11pm
I always did think there was something suspicious about Jared. So, I'm not surprised.


Posted By: MrCleveland
Date Posted: 09 Jul 2015 at 12:45am
I don't think I'll eat at Subway again! It seems that jared showed his $5 Foot-Long to the wrong crowd!DeadDeadDead

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Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 09 Jul 2015 at 4:15am

^^ Don't forget that a Subway Foot-Long is actually only 11 inches  LOL  (there was a scandal about that, too...)



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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 09 Jul 2015 at 4:28am
^Interesting how things come full circle.
Subway Foot-Long = 11 inches
Prison Year             = 11 months


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Posted By: Darthhillbilly
Date Posted: 09 Jul 2015 at 10:09am
I blame Dewey Decimal.

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Posted By: sgtrock21
Date Posted: 09 Jul 2015 at 6:03pm
Sadly with "Information Overload" the guilty until proven innocent (still guilty no matter what) mindset has evolved (devolved?) rapidly concerning many subjects.

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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 09 Jul 2015 at 6:38pm
Originally posted by Darthhillbilly Darthhillbilly wrote:

I blame Dewey Decimal.
LOLLOL
 
I blame Doofy's Dyson.
 
You know, Thor was not shy about his affair with an Electolux.
Sadly, she was probably left behind now that he has a roommate.


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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 09 Jul 2015 at 7:49pm
Originally posted by sgtrock21 sgtrock21 wrote:

Sadly with "Information Overload" the guilty until proven innocent (still guilty no matter what) mindset has evolved (devolved?) rapidly concerning many subjects.
Unfortunately we live in the electronic age and we all know more quicker; we're 'fact-educated' and know he's guilty because we saw it on t.v..
Now...that WAS the Stasi that raided Jared's place, right?


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Posted By: rageaholic
Date Posted: 10 Jul 2015 at 8:20pm
Originally posted by Snesgamer Snesgamer wrote:

Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

I don't know why I care, but I hope they don't find any kiddie porn in Jared's house & I hope he doesn't get busted.

Don't know why, I just do.

Would be kinda sad, I guess.




Probably for the same reason it took us so long to finally realize/accept Cosby was into some bad sh!t. For all his annoying commercials, Jared had (has depending on the findings?) an innocent public image that we all wanted to believe in.

Same with Bob Barker and the Price is Right.  It sucks that such a happy light hearted show had to have so much behind the scenes drama.  


Posted By: OperatorStandingBy
Date Posted: 12 Jul 2015 at 4:38am
I've been hearing that the reason the authorities were even tipped off to this was because of a woman who alleges Jared made "inappropriate comments" to her about ten years ago.

Don't know about the rest of you, but it sounds like a "woman scorned" situation. It could very well be that Jared has a porn problem, but this piece of information sounds kinda fishy to me.

We'll see though.........

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Posted By: Papa Lazarou
Date Posted: 12 Jul 2015 at 5:39am
There's a really bad situation going on in Korea with one of the singers I like.

Just around the time he went to his mandatory military enlistment, some woman came out accusing him of an abusive relationship and hitting her. He admitted to hitting her once in an argument....and we figure out exactly how much she deserved it later.

Since then she's gone on to say he got her pregnant, but when someone figured out the gap in time between when it would have happened she "happened" to forgot to mention she miscarried, and she's made several other stories up and edited/redacted them when called out for them.

Not saying it's always the case, but women can be bitches...especially when the guy becomes famous.

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Posted By: Snesgamer
Date Posted: 12 Jul 2015 at 6:22am
Originally posted by OperatorStandingBy OperatorStandingBy wrote:

I've been hearing that the reason the authorities were even tipped off to this was because of a woman who alleges Jared made "inappropriate comments" to her about ten years ago.

Don't know about the rest of you, but it sounds like a "woman scorned" situation. It could very well be that Jared has a porn problem, but this piece of information sounds kinda fishy to me.

We'll see though.........


You know, one question that kind of ran through my mind after learning that another Jared Foundation member had had kiddie porn on his computer, was whether this guy had any kind of access to Jared's computers and if something could've been planted when he got mad after having been found out?


Posted By: Donathan
Date Posted: 12 Jul 2015 at 11:36am
About the Cosby rape allegations, I find it suspicious that these women waited roughly 40 years to come forward and say he raped them. Roughly 40 years. I would have still been unborn or a newborn when he allegedly raped them.

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Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 12 Jul 2015 at 12:22pm

^ I believe them.

There are a lot of reasons women won't come forward with such rape allegations. First of all, times were different. Second of all, Cosby wielded power. In the 80s especially, Cosby was being venerated. Rape allegations would've come with too much backlash.

But that's not what makes me believe them.  What makes me believe them is the interviews I saw.  They seemed truthful.  This is unlike the Univ of Va rape allegations in the Rolling Stone or Lena Dunham's rape allegations, both of which sounded fake, and neither of them willing to back up their allegations.

 Plus, Cosby himself admitted to having given a woman Quaaludes prior to sex.




Posted By: Darthhillbilly
Date Posted: 12 Jul 2015 at 1:28pm
Originally posted by Donathan Donathan wrote:

About the Cosby rape allegations, I find it suspicious that these women waited roughly 40 years to come forward and say he raped them. Roughly 40 years. I would have still been unborn or a newborn when he allegedly raped them.

Really? Did we really need you to make it somehow about you to get the math?

Or maybe you're a Cosby rape baby.

I don't know.

You did claim once to be milk-chocolatey.

You lil illegitimate puddin pop.


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Posted By: Donathan
Date Posted: 12 Jul 2015 at 1:44pm
Well, I'm just saying, I am nearing middle age, so that's a long time to keep in a rape allegation.

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Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 12 Jul 2015 at 3:45pm
Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

^ I believe them.

There are a lot of reasons women won't come forward with such rape allegations. First of all, times were different. Second of all, Cosby wielded power. In the 80s especially, Cosby was being venerated. Rape allegations would've come with too much backlash.

But that's not what makes me believe them.  What makes me believe them is the interviews I saw.  They seemed truthful.  This is unlike the Univ of Va rape allegations in the Rolling Stone or Lena Dunham's rape allegations, both of which sounded fake, and neither of them willing to back up their allegations.

Plus, Cosby himself admitted to having given a woman Quaaludes prior to sex.


I don't.

I believe many if not most of them were not only willing, but looking to have sex with him anyway because of his wealth & celebrity. They probably took the drugs willingly, too. Just because he admitted giving girls ludes to have sex with them, does not mean they didn't know he was giving them to them.

And now that they see there is the potential for a big, fat payday to be had, they probably think he owes it to them.





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Posted By: Ad nauseous
Date Posted: 14 Jul 2015 at 2:59am
About the allegations being charged against Jared.

Sad and pathetic, how can anyone so highly regarded stoop so low in utter filth?

Why!?

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Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 14 Jul 2015 at 3:01am
We don't know if he even did anything yet.



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Posted By: Ad nauseous
Date Posted: 14 Jul 2015 at 3:04am
OK I'll keep any notions to myself.

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Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 14 Jul 2015 at 3:16am
Why???

It's a free country.

Speak your mind!!!





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Posted By: Erick Cartman
Date Posted: 14 Jul 2015 at 11:57pm
If he does find out to be innocent, I'll bet that Subway will start metaphorically kissing his ass and sucking up to him.


Posted By: srethmb
Date Posted: 21 Jul 2015 at 2:27am

Everybody was rooting for him, so on and so forth. Now we all know the real skinny on him. How disgusting can a human be.


Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 21 Jul 2015 at 3:04am
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Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 21 Jul 2015 at 11:08am
Originally posted by Erick Cartman Erick Cartman wrote:

If he does find out to be innocent, I'll bet that Subway will start metaphorically kissing his ass and sucking up to him.


I doubt he can come back from this, even if he's innocent. Maybe he'd be able to sue Subway for breach of contract, but they'd probably just consider it the price of getting rid of him.



Posted By: msmadz
Date Posted: 21 Jul 2015 at 12:25pm
I wonder if he'll start packing on the pounds now?

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Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 21 Jul 2015 at 2:59pm
Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Originally posted by Erick Cartman Erick Cartman wrote:

If he does find out to be innocent, I'll bet that Subway will start metaphorically kissing his ass and sucking up to him.


I doubt he can come back from this, even if he's innocent. Maybe he'd be able to sue Subway for breach of contract, but they'd probably just consider it the price of getting rid of him.


He's already worth $15 million, so even if he's finished at Subway, as long as he doesn't incur massive legal bills & doesn't spend all his money stupidly, he'll probably be just fine.





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Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 21 Jul 2015 at 4:32pm

$15 million??! That's more than I'd have figured. I'd have guessed maybe $5 mil. "Flo" seems to be as big an icon as Jared, and she's worth $5 mil.

He can live beautifully with either amount. Just don't get all MC Hammer about it. No palaces necessary.



Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 21 Jul 2015 at 4:49pm


I don't really see him as an ostentatious wealth kind of guy.

Probably living comfortably off the interest & dividends.



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Posted By: msmadz
Date Posted: 21 Jul 2015 at 6:49pm
I wonder what he was doing for a living before becoming the spokesguy for Subway. Maybe he had a very good paying job that he kept. Maybe he has a degree in some high paying field.

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Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 21 Jul 2015 at 8:50pm
I think he was still in college when he started shilling for Subway. Or he had recently graduated.

This might be the only job he ever had.





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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 21 Jul 2015 at 9:01pm
Boo Hoo!, poor little sex fiend is going to have a tough time finding work.
 
Those legal fees will add up. If you have to go to the Subway to improve your physical health, that miight be the sign of a problem. 


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Posted By: sgtrock21
Date Posted: 22 Jul 2015 at 8:32pm
Yesterday I spent over an hour searching for any new Jared Fogle information. Results? Chirping crickets. Any accusations of child abuse also sends me into a rage hoping for an exception of the prohibition concerning "cruel and unusual punishment". However. In my country all individuals accused of a crime are guaranteed due process regardless of the crime being so evil it would make Satan envious. I am always very disappointed by "lynch mob mentality" but even more so in this case. I even searched "Subway Jared had a kiddie porn dungeon" which produced 2 results. CIH and CIH. Jimbo, can I borrow something for a moment? Thank you. SOURCE PLEASE!!! I did find a couple of minor details. So far it has been reported that the FBI investigation of the former Director of the Jared Foundation (which is concerned with eliminating child obesity) performed a potential evidence search (with warrant) of Jared Fogle's home. Jared was not detained, accused, questioned, arrested, or charged with anything. Computer equipment was removed from the home and confiscated as potential evidence. Since the FBI is highly unlikely to release information concerning an ongoing investigation we will have to wait and see.    

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Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 22 Jul 2015 at 10:24pm
I'd be very surprised if they find anything whatsoever on him.

AAMOF, if it turns out that he's completely clean, I will email Subway & request that they reinstate him as their spokesman.

He seems like a decent dude.



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Posted By: sgtrock21
Date Posted: 23 Jul 2015 at 4:14am
Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

I'd be very surprised if they find anything whatsoever on him.

AAMOF, if it turns out that he's completely clean, I will email Subway & request that they reinstate him as their spokesman.

He seems like a decent dude.

The internet and social media is the bane of someone who is probably innocent having their life ruined. If Jared ends up being guilty of something/anything I will eat my words of support. Munch, Munch!

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Posted By: sgtrock21
Date Posted: 23 Jul 2015 at 4:20am
Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

I'd be very surprised if they find anything whatsoever on him.

AAMOF, if it turns out that he's completely clean, I will email Subway & request that they reinstate him as their spokesman.

He seems like a decent dude.

It is reported that Jared and Subway reached a mutual agreement on his suspension.

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Posted By: sgtrock21
Date Posted: 02 Aug 2015 at 12:42am
Jared may be in trouble after all. He's back in the news today. I never expected him to be without sin but some of these accusations may be somewhat embellished. These are just a couple of excerpts from todays MSNBC.

The FBI has subpoenaed an affidavit containing alleged texts between former Subway spokesman Jared Fogle and a former female Subway franchisee in which (among other "pervish" things) Fogle says he paid for sex with a 16-year-old girl, according to the former franchisee's attorney.

The age of consent in Indiana, where Fogle resides, is 16 years old so no legal issue especially involving a prostitute Although anything remaining of his reputation is definitely down the s**ter.

The FBI of course will not comment on an open investigation so I guess we will have to wait and see.

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Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 02 Aug 2015 at 1:39am
After reading a description of the exchange between him & the other person involved, I can easily imagine it being facetious & made up like some of the goofy, BS conversations we have here.

http://nypost.com/2015/08/01/text-reveals-subways-jared-paid-16-year-old-for-sex-report/" rel="nofollow - http://nypost.com/2015/08/01/text-reveals-subways-jared-paid-16-year-old-for-sex-report/

The part where he suggested that she (the female Fogle was communicating with) advertise herself for sex on Craig's list & her responding by asking if that's where he met the 16 y/o girl he had sex with & couldn't believe she only charged him $100, to which he replied that it was amazing, all sounds like two people just goofing around.

But typical of the authorities & the media in today's no sense of humor, take everything dead serious world, it's automatically assumed they were having a serious conversation.

I'm sure that if the authorities were to delve into the archives of this forum & read some of the things we've said jokingly to each other, some of us, like Thor for instance, could be accused of such atrocities as eating children.

Until I hear something more convincing, I find it hard to believe the exchange was serious or genuine.










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Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 02 Aug 2015 at 11:12am

From the NY Post article:

"It was reported earlier that a Florida woman who worked as a TV journalist tipped the feds that Fogle told her he thought “middle school girls are hot."


Reminds me of a song (Teenarama, by The Records):

I wanted a change of style
To be with a juvenile
For a week
So I rented an apartment
Then you went and lost the key

Sugar candy
Is all you ever eat
You're so skinny
You're so sweet

Teenarama
Is what you're givin' me
(What you're givin' me)
Teenarama
Injections in the knee
(Injections in the knee)

Teenarama
All that melodrama
Gimme gimme gimme gimme
Gimme gimme
Teenarama




Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 19 Nov 2015 at 7:43pm
Ha!  He was hoping for 5 years, what a chump.
 
 
Ex-Subway pitchman sentenced to 15-1/2 years on child sex charges
 
http://news.yahoo.com/ex-subway-spokesman-sentenced-child-sex-charges-120208145.html" rel="nofollow - http://news.yahoo.com/ex-subway-spokesman-sentenced-child-sex-charges-120208145.html


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Posted By: Darthhillbilly
Date Posted: 19 Nov 2015 at 9:29pm
They're just going to love all that jiggly loose skin and man boobs in D-block.




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Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 19 Nov 2015 at 11:09pm
He might not live through it.

If he does, he'll only be about 54 y/o when he gets out.

He obviously won't be spending any of the money he has left, so he'll probably still be a multi-millionaire.

Maybe he can do something positive with the remainder of his life.



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Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 20 Nov 2015 at 12:44am
Jared Fogle, 2030 (that's him in the middle):
 
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Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 20 Nov 2015 at 1:16am
I heard he's going to the same low security prison in Colorado where Rod Blagojevich is doing his time.

https://www.bop.gov/locations/institutions/eng/" rel="nofollow - https://www.bop.gov/locations/institutions/eng/

They'll probably become buddies and business partners.

Come out richer than when they went in.






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Posted By: Donathan
Date Posted: 20 Nov 2015 at 6:27pm
I certainly wasn't expecting Jared to go to prison for 15 years, considering how popular of a Celebrity he was before the whole scandal.  I was thinking he would go to prison for a few years, myself.

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Posted By: Darthhillbilly
Date Posted: 20 Nov 2015 at 7:37pm
Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

I heard he's going to the same low security prison in Colorado where Rod Blagojevich is doing his time.

https://www.bop.gov/locations/institutions/eng/" rel="nofollow - https://www.bop.gov/locations/institutions/eng/

They'll probably become buddies and business partners.

Come out richer than when they went in.


Yeah, but when he gets out all his girlfriends will be in their 20s. Cry


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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 20 Nov 2015 at 7:55pm
^LOL
 
So he'll probably do 7 years in a light security prison with non-violent offenders.
He will be a registered sex offender when he gets out.
 
The local TV stations make announcements when sex offenders relocate or move to the area.
 
 
http://www.familywatchdog.us/" rel="nofollow - http://www.familywatchdog.us/


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Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 20 Nov 2015 at 9:29pm
I read somewhere that he'll have to do 13 years before being eligible for parole.



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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 20 Nov 2015 at 9:32pm
That's good! I have no empathy for him.

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Posted By: regulus
Date Posted: 21 Nov 2015 at 2:40am
Do the Crime, Do the TIME! LOL


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Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 21 Nov 2015 at 5:33am
Jared + a cellmate known as 'The Greasy Spoon' = not going to end well...  LOL

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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 21 Nov 2015 at 6:13am
What NOT to do:
 
Quote Hate to say it, but Jared just has 'the look' - the guilty mofo look. I'm as certain of it as I am the sun coming up tomorrow.
Part of my job requires me to rapidly 'read' people and I'm VERY good at it. Trust me - I'm right.
 
Also know this - if Jared orders The Jailhouse Footlong, he prolly should skip the guac - he may get more than he bargained for. 
The dire consequences of misreading yourself at exactly the wrong time: 
Late August, 2015 - while crossing into, I got dropped-kicked out of Canada for telling the border guard he could be Jared Fogle's twin. He was the spittin' image, I swear! I wasn't drunk or drugged, but I was incredibly tired from working all night (just like tonight) but wanting to hit the farmers' market in Toronto before heading to The Den for a nap.
He even had the 'Jared Smile' as he had me park, followed up by me being escorted into holding for three hours as they strip-searched my car and manhandled my computers and BlackBerries, asking me where all my 'kiddie porn' was. I met 5 or 6 inspectors and some big ol'Russel Crowe-looking pork skin in a flak jacket who interrogated me and had no sense of humor.
I don't play 'CouldaShouldaWoulda', but I COULD have, and I SHOULD have, but I didn't bite my tongue at exactly the wrong time to open my mouth.


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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 21 Nov 2015 at 5:57pm
^ Is that a true story?
You were singled out at a border crossing?
 
 


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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 21 Nov 2015 at 6:12pm
Of course it is true.
Remember - entry into any other country is not one of your 'rights' of any sort - even if you are a citizen re-entering your native country. In other words, do not screw around at a border crossing.
Aaaaaaand, all you need to be 'singled out' is to:
1.) Have a messy, packed car (which I did).
2.) Answer incorrectly to "What is your purpose for entering Canada?" (which I did - especially by asking the guy if he was Jared's twin)
3.) Have any kind of police record that implies you cannot be rehabbed (multiple arrests for the same offense). Keep in mind, the Canadian and US governments share police records freely. In other words, if one were to have had multiple DUI charges in their youth, even if 40 years back, it would not be uncommon for the Canadians to consider you a 'habitual drunk criminal' and refuse you entry. It IS possible to make the refusal PERMANENT at that very time.
Cleaning up a border crossing incident is a real pain - and then you will always be looked at and picked on just a little more (get used to it). Best thing? NO INCIDENTS!
Yea, no Canadian Subway Sammie for PaW that time, 


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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 21 Nov 2015 at 6:28pm
Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Of course it is true.
Remember - entry into any other country is not one of your 'rights' of any sort - even if you are a citizen re-entering your native country. In other words, do not screw around at a border crossing.
Aaaaaaand, all you need to be 'singled out' is to:
1.) Have a messy, packed car (which I did).
2.) Answer incorrectly to "What is your purpose for entering Canada?" (which I did - especially by asking the guy if he was Jared's twi)n
3.) Have any kind of police record that implies you cannot be rehabbed (multiple arrests for the same offense). Keep in mind, the Canadian and US governments share police records freely. In other words, if one were to have had multiple DUI charges in their youth, even if 40 years back, it would not be uncommon for the Canadians to consider you a 'habitual drunk criminal' and refuse you entry. It IS possible to make the refusal PERMANENT at that very time.
Cleaning up a border crossing incident is a real pain - and then you will always be looked at and picked on just a little more (get used to it). Best thing? NO INCIDENTS!
Yea, no Canadian Subway Sammie for PaW that time, 
LOL
So, do you think that comment is what did it?
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Posted By: Calvin
Date Posted: 21 Nov 2015 at 6:38pm
Pa, imagine that a group of young adults were able to cross the border after attacking 2 adults at the scene,and two children. The 2 adults died at the scene, the older child died later in the hospital, and the surviving younger child now has a permanent injury due to the attacks. And you were kicked out of Canada for an innocent remark. SMH.

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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 21 Nov 2015 at 7:17pm
Originally posted by Calvin Calvin wrote:

Pa, imagine that a group of young adults were able to cross the border after attacking 2 adults at the scene,and two children. The 2 adults died at the scene, the older child died later in the hospital, and the surviving younger child now has a permanent injury due to the attacks. And you were kicked out of Canada for an innocent remark. SMH.
LOL
I'm sure PaW will be inspired by your clever post, Thanks Donna. Embarrassed

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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 21 Nov 2015 at 7:23pm
^Confusedplease don't try and trick me into even beginning to communicate with <the.name.that.shall.not.be.spoken>..
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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 21 Nov 2015 at 7:40pm
LOL
Message understood.

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Posted By: Calvin
Date Posted: 21 Nov 2015 at 7:45pm
I am not Donathan! Really! And, I am actually being serious on how absolutely f**ked up it is that young adults who killed three people and permanently injured a fourth person could cross the borde and Pawolf was kicked out for an innocent remark...

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Posted By: Darthhillbilly
Date Posted: 21 Nov 2015 at 8:46pm
Imagine, if you will, that Canada, finally tired of all the news about the high price of prescription designer drugs in America, bans all drug store cashiers from the country as terrorists (of a sort). Calvin, caught while trying to cross the border to get a sweet deal on some maple syrup to drizzle over some delicious pubix pancakes, is heard shouting as he's dragged into a back room for a full cavity search... 

"I am not Donathan! Really!"

"Hey, why do you need that long rubber glove?"

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Posted By: i8acannibal
Date Posted: 21 Nov 2015 at 8:57pm
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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 21 Nov 2015 at 8:59pm
Originally posted by darthy darthy wrote:

"Hey, why do you need that long rubber glove?...nevermind! Tongue I'll be your <name.that.shall.not.be.spoken> if you want me to be, PLEEAAAUUUZZ!!Big smile"
WinkFixed it for you and you're welcome there, doncha know...
Originally posted by i8acannibal i8acannibal wrote:

LOL




LOL...at least it never went there...


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Posted By: Calvin
Date Posted: 21 Nov 2015 at 10:06pm
I am not Donathan! Really! I am Calvin, honestly!

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Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 21 Nov 2015 at 11:18pm
I guess I'd be a bit pissed if someone told me I look like Jared.  It's kind of an insult.  LOL
 
 


Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 21 Nov 2015 at 11:28pm
Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

I guess I'd be a bit pissed if someone told me I look like Jared.  It's kind of an insult.  LOL
 
 
ConfusedI'll never forget his change of expression or my immediate regret...but he never quit smiling, just like Jared.


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Posted By: Calvin
Date Posted: 21 Nov 2015 at 11:31pm
But Jared isn't ugly. It's not like Pawolf said that he looked like Steve Buschemi. Now SB is one ugly man.

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Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 22 Nov 2015 at 5:11am

^^ Sez the guy who looks disturbingly like John Cryer

Hey, at least that "Can you hear me now?" guy is staying out of trouble...  LOL



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Posted By: Calvin
Date Posted: 22 Nov 2015 at 10:01am
But I don't look like Jon Cryer.

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Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 22 Nov 2015 at 3:20pm
Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

I guess I'd be a bit pissed if someone told me I look like Jared.  It's kind of an insult.  LOL


Especially if you were told you looked like the old, pre-Subway Jared.





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Posted By: msmadz
Date Posted: 24 Nov 2015 at 6:43pm
^ The "new" Jared looks like he's getting fatter. That suit jacket looked like it could barely button. I guess the stress put him right back onto the Twinkies and Cheetos.

And, whoever mentioned it, newsflash - Jared IS fugly. And don't dis The Buscemi Man! He may not be the most handsome fellow, but the guy is a decent, 100% pure hearted human being.

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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 24 Nov 2015 at 7:07pm
Originally posted by MrTim MrTim wrote:

^^ Sez the guy who looks disturbingly like John Cryer

Hey, at least that "Can you hear me now?" guy is staying out of trouble...  LOL

He/she/it has described itself in many ways.
 
Dark skinned, horny drunk woman, sleazy person who sh*ts in neighbors yard, nude streaker.
Gay juvenile, cheating parent, movie house usher, Walgreens cashier.
 
The truth, nobody knows.


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Posted By: Darthhillbilly
Date Posted: 24 Nov 2015 at 7:19pm
Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

Originally posted by MrTim MrTim wrote:

^^ Sez the guy who looks disturbingly like John Cryer

Hey, at least that "Can you hear me now?" guy is staying out of trouble...  LOL

He/she/it has described itself in many ways.
 
Dark skinned, horny drunk woman, sleazy person who sh*ts in neighbors yard, nude streaker.
Gay juvenile, cheating parent, movie house usher, Walgreens cashier.
 
The truth, nobody knows.

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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 03 Dec 2015 at 7:20pm
Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Of course it is true.
Remember - entry into any other country is not one of your 'rights' of any sort - even if you are a citizen re-entering your native country. In other words, do not screw around at a border crossing.
Aaaaaaand, all you need to be 'singled out' is to:
1.) Have a messy, packed car (which I did).
2.) Answer incorrectly to "What is your purpose for entering Canada?" (which I did - especially by asking the guy if he was Jared's twin)
3.) Have any kind of police record that implies you cannot be rehabbed (multiple arrests for the same offense). Keep in mind, the Canadian and US governments share police records freely. In other words, if one were to have had multiple DUI charges in their youth, even if 40 years back, it would not be uncommon for the Canadians to consider you a 'habitual drunk criminal' and refuse you entry. It IS possible to make the refusal PERMANENT at that very time.
Cleaning up a border crossing incident is a real pain - and then you will always be looked at and picked on just a little more (get used to it). Best thing? NO INCIDENTS!
Yea, no Canadian Subway Sammie for PaW that time, 
This was the time yesterday that my computer crashed.
 
I found this on another forum.
I didn't need a passport to go the Bahamas, the only time I have left the great old USA.
 
Crossing Canadian Border - Do You Have A CPL?
 
I have a number of crossing the Canadian border stories that range from 'leave your phone on the dash and exit the vehicle' to what I experienced tonight.

The guard began by asking if I have a CPL. I know that he knew, and answered honestly: yes, followed by 'it's sad the times we live'. He continued by inquiring what I carried.

A Springfield XD-S .45 5+1 I answered. He smiled, nodded, and then told me about his double stack 1911 and asked if I had a chance to look at the new H&Ks.

We briefly discussed the new H&Ks and S&W wheel guns before he wished me a pleasant evening. Good stuff. Just thought I'd share. Cheers!


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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 03 Dec 2015 at 8:41pm
...anyone want to hook up with a rich woman who might know a thing or two about footlongs?
http://www.cnn.com/2015/11/26/us/jared-fogle-divorce/" rel="nofollow - http://www.cnn.com/2015/11/26/us/jared-fogle-divorce/


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Posted By: zippyjet
Date Posted: 07 Apr 2016 at 1:23am
He's getting plenty of footlongs in the hoosgow/pokie and he doesn't have to pony up $5.00 or whatever they now go for at Subway.

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Posted By: zippyjet
Date Posted: 19 Jan 2019 at 2:46am
Originally posted by MrTim MrTim wrote:

If he's into any type of porn, it's probably food porn:  Pictures of big, juicy burgers; Pie;  Large bowls of Doritos covered with melted cheese, etc. ...  LOL
 
He could very well be into food porn but, that includes the genre of food smeared/slathered all over a live person usually a young woman. Hope for his sake if this is the scenario she's at least "Barley Legal." Girl 18 or over who could pass as teen meat/jailbait.
 


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Posted By: zippyjet
Date Posted: 19 Jan 2019 at 2:48am
Originally posted by MrTim MrTim wrote:

If he's into any type of porn, it's probably food porn:  Pictures of big, juicy burgers; Pie;  Large bowls of Doritos covered with melted cheese, etc. ...  LOL


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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 19 Jan 2019 at 6:13pm
Originally posted by msmadz msmadz wrote:

I wonder what he was doing for a living before becoming the spokesguy for Subway. Maybe he had a very good paying job that he kept. Maybe he has a degree in some high paying field.
WinkLOL Since somebody else dredged up this great old thread started by none other than the twerp that got ol'Mule and myself suspended, I think Maddy has waited long enough for an answer to her 'wondering'...but *I* can't answer it, but I bet Thor immediately had the same initial thought *I* did and also bit his tongue (it's now an appropriate time to speak the thought and steer the imaginations of others)...think maybe he had a degree in theology and one was briefly in the priesthood?
~~~
As the clock ticktocks, more & more of my 'Canada Ban (2015)' (detailed earlier in this thread) comes back and I always wonder what kind of crap I'll face as I pass back into my old haunting grounds - it is different every single time, now - and always with a 'cocked eye', even if the car is SPOTLESS and EMPTY (which means I probably don't even have The AfgyWolf (oldest son) with me)...  


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