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Topic: How many of The 10 Commandments do you try keep?
Posted By: Sandra
Subject: How many of The 10 Commandments do you try keep?
Date Posted: 26 Aug 2014 at 11:09am
I may be having them in random order.

1. Don't have any Gods before me... I did watch TV and go on the internet rather than go to church sometimes. And now I work on Sundays.

2. Don't have any Statues of yourself. Uh, I am just a normal person. No one is making a Statue of me.

3. Keep the Sabbath holy. Don't work on this day. (Sabbath is Saturday). I am a Christian, so Sunday is Holy day in my family.

4. Do not take my name in vain. I say "Oh my God," a lot... But I've heard that "vain" in this case means blasphemy.....Which I don't do.

5. Honor your mother and father. I respect my mother and father and am nice to them.

6. Do not steal. I don't steal. I find stealing to be abhorrent and immoral.

7. Do not commit adultery. I am unmarried, but couldn't see myself cheating on my potential future husband.

8. Do not kill. I've never killed anyone.

9. Do not be jealous of anyone. I am jealous of rich people....

10. Do not lie about people. I hate lying about people.






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Posted By: Papa Lazarou
Date Posted: 26 Aug 2014 at 2:08pm
Wow, you're an idiot, aren't you...you really misinterpret these bloody things, don't you?

1. Nah, screw this one, the other gods are more interesting, and most of them are more benevolent and less psychotic at that.

2. Maybe that one bust of Charles Darwin would count?

3. Well, there's never anything to do on that day because too many places are closed...

4. Again, you're an idiot...As for this...no, but mainly because it's a hideously boring word with no real punch. I prefer saying something like "Oh my Higgs Boson." 'cause, y'know, it's real.

5. I honour those who deserve it. Hence one parent gets some of this, the other I wouldn't spit on if it were on fire.

6. Depends. I clipped leaves/stems/etc. off these plants because the story didn't sell them individually, only in those bulk packaging things. Used the cuttings to grow my own.

7. I've been with plenty of husbands...:)

8. Not yet....but soon...

9. Yeah, "I'm going to give you a natural imbedded instinct and then tell you it's a sin."

10. ditto.

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Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 26 Aug 2014 at 2:12pm

They're all too vague and open to interpretation for me to really say if keep them or not.  Maybe that's the point, though.  Keep 'em vague to keep people on their toes. 




Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 26 Aug 2014 at 2:48pm
7. Do not commit adultery. I am unmarried, but couldn't see myself cheating on my potential future husband.
   But Sandra, you had a panty dampening crush on your boss, mmmm naughty ,naughty.
Temptation is a powerful thing.   Embarrassed  Embarrassed  Embarrassed


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Posted By: DKS
Date Posted: 26 Aug 2014 at 2:50pm
I've never killed anyone.

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Posted By: insanity213
Date Posted: 26 Aug 2014 at 3:12pm
I couldn't care less about the first 10 commandments. It's 11-15 that I'm interested in.






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Posted By: msmadz
Date Posted: 26 Aug 2014 at 7:43pm
Originally posted by DKS DKS wrote:

I've never killed anyone.



But I shot a man in Reno once,
just to watch him die...

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Posted By: insanity213
Date Posted: 26 Aug 2014 at 7:49pm
Originally posted by Madawee Madawee wrote:

Originally posted by DKS DKS wrote:

I've never killed anyone.



But I shot a man in Reno once,
just to watch him die...



And I ain't seen the sunshine since ...  I don't know when.






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Posted By: msmadz
Date Posted: 26 Aug 2014 at 8:15pm
^ Now I have to listen to the song!

I hear the train a'coming
It's rolling round the bend

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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 26 Aug 2014 at 8:23pm
"Shot a man for snoring"
Somebody help me name that tune.


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Posted By: insanity213
Date Posted: 26 Aug 2014 at 8:58pm
^^ Google gave 2 results - most likely you're thinking of The Bellamy Brothers' "Livin in the West."

GWAR was the other one, which were/are thrash metal from the 80's/90's.





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Posted By: msmadz
Date Posted: 26 Aug 2014 at 9:08pm
By the way, what the heck kind of Commandments were those? Where are all the THOU SHALT's and Thines etc? These sound like some sh*t kids would mumble before doing a secret handshake to gain entrance into a tree house.

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Posted By: DarkRealmStar
Date Posted: 26 Aug 2014 at 9:58pm
Eleven Rules of the Earth

1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.

2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.

3. When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.

4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.

5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.

6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.

7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.

8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.

9. Do not harm little children.

10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.

11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.

© Anton Szandor LaVey, 1967.


Posted By: insanity213
Date Posted: 26 Aug 2014 at 10:13pm
Originally posted by Madawee Madawee wrote:

By the way, what the heck kind of Commandments were those? Where are all the THOU SHALT's and Thines etc? These sound like some sh*t kids would mumble before doing a secret handshake to gain entrance into a tree house.


Old English must be too complex for the Donathans that be.  Too bad because there are plenty of commandments in the style of Old English for him to go around:

I am Donathan, Ken, Anna, Sandra, Alex, etc.
Donathou shalt not use other personalities before me.
Donathou shalt not use the personalities' names in vain.
Remember the Donath day, to keep it holy.
Donathy father and mother.
Donathou shalt not kill.
Donathou shalt not write Dave stories behind thy wife's back
Donathou shalt not steal candy bars
Donathou shalt not bear false profiles against thy CIH neighbors.
Donathou shalt not covet thy married boss or anything that belongs to thy boss's wife



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Posted By: DARK FATHER
Date Posted: 26 Aug 2014 at 11:32pm
Originally posted by DarkRealmStar DarkRealmStar wrote:

Eleven Rules of the Earth

1. Do not give opinions or advice unless you are asked.

2. Do not tell your troubles to others unless you are sure they want to hear them.

3. When in another’s lair, show him respect or else do not go there.

4. If a guest in your lair annoys you, treat him cruelly and without mercy.

5. Do not make sexual advances unless you are given the mating signal.

6. Do not take that which does not belong to you unless it is a burden to the other person and he cries out to be relieved.

7. Acknowledge the power of magic if you have employed it successfully to obtain your desires. If you deny the power of magic after having called upon it with success, you will lose all you have obtained.

8. Do not complain about anything to which you need not subject yourself.

9. Do not harm little children.

10. Do not kill non-human animals unless you are attacked or for your food.

11. When walking in open territory, bother no one. If someone bothers you, ask him to stop. If he does not stop, destroy him.

© Anton Szandor LaVey, 1967.



I thought "The Satanic Bible" has the 9 satanic statements...? Most of these are those 9.


Posted By: Papa Lazarou
Date Posted: 26 Aug 2014 at 11:36pm
Does 5. count for Geese or any of the other animals that mainly procreate by rape? XD

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Posted By: DarkRealmStar
Date Posted: 27 Aug 2014 at 12:09am
^ DARK FATHER,

You are correct.  The Satanic Bible was published by Anton Szandor LaVey in 1969.  The Nine Satanic Statements are reworded and reordered.


Posted By: DarkRealmStar
Date Posted: 27 Aug 2014 at 12:13am
Originally posted by Papa Lazarou Papa Lazarou wrote:

Does 5. count for Geese or any of the other animals that mainly procreate by rape? XD
No.  I believe animals who procreate by which may be viewed as rape by humans, are merely answering the call of Mother Nature.  Animals are not held to the standards of humans who have choices.  But if a female critter isn't in the mood, or doesn't deem the male worthy of her affections, she can always try her best to refuse!  Tongue


Posted By: msmadz
Date Posted: 27 Aug 2014 at 3:08pm
Originally posted by insanity213 insanity213 wrote:







Originally posted by Madawee Madawee wrote:

By the way, what the heck kind of Commandments were those? Where are all the THOU SHALT's and Thines etc? These sound like some sh*t kids would mumble before doing a secret handshake to gain entrance into a tree house.


Old English must be too complex for the Donathans that be.  Too bad because there are plenty of commandments in the style of Old English for him to go around:

I am Donathan, Ken, Anna, Sandra, Alex, etc.
Donathou shalt not use other personalities before me.
Donathou shalt not use the personalities' names in vain.
Remember the Donath day, to keep it holy.
Donathy father and mother.
Donathou shalt not kill.
Donathou shalt not write Dave stories behind thy wife's back
Donathou shalt not steal candy bars
Donathou shalt not bear false profiles against thy CIH neighbors.
Donathou shalt not covet thy married boss or anything that belongs to thy boss's wife







Excellent

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Posted By: Sandra
Date Posted: 28 Aug 2014 at 1:22am
I put the thread into modern day language interpretation. How many people know what "Thou, thine, and thy" mean? Compare that to how many people know what you and your mean....


Posted By: DarkRealmStar
Date Posted: 28 Aug 2014 at 4:05am
Originally posted by Sandra Sandra wrote:

I put the thread into modern day language interpretation. How many people know what "Thou, thine, and thy" mean? Compare that to how many people know what you and your mean....

Everybody knows that thou means "you," thine means "yours," and thy is the possessive form of thou.  What some people don't know is the difference between "your" and "you're" though.

Did you know that 15 minutes can save you 15% or more on car insurance?


Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 28 Aug 2014 at 5:07am
Originally posted by DarkRealmStar DarkRealmStar wrote:

...Did you know that 15 minutes can save you 15% or more on car insurance?
LOLNow, now...sometime people just need to live in their own world...and we have to let them.


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Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 28 Aug 2014 at 5:26am
Originally posted by insanity213 insanity213 wrote:

I couldn't care less about the first 10 commandments. It's 11-15 that I'm interested in.



Perfect response for this thread!!

Loved that movie, too!!!





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Posted By: DARK FATHER
Date Posted: 28 Aug 2014 at 4:04pm
TEN!! TEN COMMANDMENTS!!


Posted By: msmadz
Date Posted: 28 Aug 2014 at 5:15pm
George Carlin can get it down to one!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CE8ooMBIyC8





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Posted By: insanity213
Date Posted: 28 Aug 2014 at 5:33pm
^^ LOL  "Keep they religion to thyself"

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Posted By: msmadz
Date Posted: 28 Aug 2014 at 6:01pm
I mourn that man's passing every day!

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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 30 Aug 2014 at 6:41pm
Anyone notice, Sandra is on a weird topic binge?
Anything to add to the excitement, or the excrement.
 

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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 30 Aug 2014 at 6:47pm
 

How many of The 10 Commandments do you try keep?

 

ShockedOuchSandra, you selfish bitch! 'The 10 Commandments' were meant to be SHARED with all, not KEPT by YOU!


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Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 30 Aug 2014 at 6:54pm
That's almost like, how many civil and state laws do you try to abide by?
It's a friggin demo-crazy.


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