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Topic: Kim Jong Un at it again
Posted By: Thor
Subject: Kim Jong Un at it again
Date Posted: 30 Aug 2013 at 1:41am
 
Seems that last week, he had his ex-girlfriend and 11 other musicians and dancers arrested on some sort of porn/obscenity charges.  Three days later, he had them lined up and executed by machine gun, as their families and other North Korean musicians were forced to watch.  Then, the onlookers were sent to prison camp for "guilt by association".
 
What a guy.
 
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/northkorea/10272953/Kim-Jong-uns-ex-lover-executed-by-firing-squad.html" rel="nofollow - http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/worldnews/asia/northkorea/10272953/Kim-Jong-uns-ex-lover-executed-by-firing-squad.html
 
Here she is, performing her biggest hit, Excellent Horse-like Lady.
 
 
 
 
 



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Posted By: Ken 1802
Date Posted: 30 Aug 2013 at 9:32am
I thought he died in 2011, but I just found out it was his dad who died.  Kim Un is a piece of sh-t, executing 11/12 people because he claimed they were doing porn!  AngryAlso, he forced people to watch their loved ones die right in front of them, and then had the watchers put into prison camps for watching.  Kim Un should rot in hell!Angry

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Posted By: regulus
Date Posted: 30 Aug 2013 at 12:28pm
Originally posted by Ken 1802 Ken 1802 wrote:

I thought he died in 2011, but I just found out it was his dad who died.  Kim Un is a piece of sh-t, executing 11/12 people because he claimed they were doing porn!  AngryAlso, he forced people to watch their loved ones die right in front of them, and then had the watchers put into prison camps for watching.  Kim Un should rot in hell!Angry


He will, if he doesn't repent.


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Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 30 Aug 2013 at 2:43pm
 
I used to be outraged by these sorts of things.  Now I'm just dismayed.  With nerve gas attacks happening concurrently in Syria, I've started to get used to such atrocities.
 
 


Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 30 Aug 2013 at 3:41pm
Thank God his idiot brother Kim W. Un isn't in charge...




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Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 30 Aug 2013 at 3:53pm
Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

I used to be outraged by these sorts of things. Now I'm just dismayed. With nerve gas attacks happening concurrently in Syria, I've started to get used to such atrocities.


I'm thinking maybe it was all a staged PR stunt designed to enhance his image.

They've probably got those people living in some rural farming village travelling around, performing patriotic songs for all the farmers or something.

Kim's not such a bad little guy....



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Posted By: msmadz
Date Posted: 30 Aug 2013 at 3:55pm
I'm surprised he did it so quickly.  Firing squad. Seems like he'd be more torturous and diabolical.

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Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 30 Aug 2013 at 4:23pm
One would think that her being such an excellent horse-like lady might have gotten her a little leniency.

Maybe it was her hit single "Hotel North Korea" that pissed them off....


Welcome to the Hotel North Korea

Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)

Such a lovely face

They livin it up at the Hotel North Korea,

What a nice surprise (what a nice surprise)

Bring your alibis



Just don't piss off MRS. Kim Jong Un...




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Posted By: msmadz
Date Posted: 30 Aug 2013 at 5:18pm
Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

One would think that her being such an excellent horse-like lady might have gotten her a little leniency.

Maybe it was her hit single "Hotel North Korea" that pissed them off....


Welcome to the Hotel North Korea

Such a lovely place (Such a lovely place)

Such a lovely face

They livin it up at the Hotel North Korea,

What a nice surprise (what a nice surprise)

Bring your alibis



Just don't piss off MRS. Kim Jong Un...


LOL
 
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But you can never leave..."


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Posted By: insanity213
Date Posted: 30 Aug 2013 at 5:53pm
Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

One would think that her being such an excellent horse-like lady might have gotten her a little leniency.

Maybe it was her hit single "Hotel North Korea" that pissed them off....



LOL

Was Dong Hyun Lee her band's drummer/keyboardist?


Posted By: Angry McPisseron
Date Posted: 31 Aug 2013 at 4:54pm
 
Kim Jong Un is a penis vacuum!!! AngryDeadAngry 
piss off piss ant


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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 31 Aug 2013 at 5:40pm
Disapprove...gee, will you look at what time it is!
Just about time to box-up Syria and their little 'chemistry set' and drop 'em in on KJU and his little land of inbreds.
Let's see if we win the gradeschool 'Science Contest'.


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Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 31 Aug 2013 at 7:05pm
 
^  Syria.  What a complicated mess that one is, and is going to be.
 
 
 
 
 


Posted By: Angry McPisseron
Date Posted: 31 Aug 2013 at 7:35pm
My stepmother says that if we go to war against Syria that it'll be the start of WWIII. :-O

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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 31 Aug 2013 at 8:57pm
Originally posted by Tampon Submarine Tampon Submarine wrote:

My stepmother says that if we go to war against Syria that it'll be the start of WWIII. :-O
ConfusedEverytime ANYTHING cranks up over in 'Insanreligioland', anyone with a religious leaning wonders if this current event is 'Armageddon' 
Tell her to sit back and relax until the 'final calling' - then ask her if she's been bad or she's been good all year' Santa needs to know.
Heck.
All hell may start in the mideast, but it will end in 'The Great White North', of course.
No presents for bad kids - f'k 'em! End of discussion! No matter from Syria or North InbredKorea'!
 


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Posted By: sgtrock21
Date Posted: 31 Aug 2013 at 9:12pm
Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Originally posted by Tampon Submarine Tampon Submarine wrote:

My stepmother says that if we go to war against Syria that it'll be the start of WWIII. :-O

ConfusedEverytime ANYTHING cranks up over in 'Insanreligioland', anyone with a religious leaning wonders if this current event is 'Armageddon' 

Tell her to sit back and relax until the 'final calling' - then ask her if she's been bad or she's been good all year' Santa needs to know.

Heck.

All hell may start in the mideast, but it will end in 'The Great White North', of course.

No presents for bad kids - f'k 'em! End of discussion! No matter from Syria or North InbredKorea'!


 


I finally got the inbreeding (head slap)! If a population is confined and not allowed to disperse the result is inbreeding. It is like rats in a cage. It has also been proven that rats in a cage suffering overpopulation and with food running out have a significant increase in gay rats. A natural solution. This could be why the North Korean government is so homophobic!

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Posted By: Ad nauseous
Date Posted: 01 Sep 2013 at 5:18am
Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Disapprove...gee, will you look at what time it is!
Just about time to box-up Syria and their little 'chemistry set' and drop 'em in on KJU and his little land of inbreds.
Let's see if we win the gradeschool 'Science Contest'.


I agree with that!

Kill two f**kheads with one stone!

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Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 19 Feb 2017 at 12:54am
The latest Un-news is that a coupla chicks were hired to play a prank for some TV comedy show, spraying water in guys' faces (hilarious, huh?), but they ended up spraying poison on the step-bro of Kim Jong Un, killing him??  Zany!
 
 
 


Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 19 Feb 2017 at 1:08am
I heard it was a handkerchief over his nose and mouth.

Either way, that's one sick little puppy.


Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 21 Feb 2017 at 6:50pm
Thor has not been here in 2 days...are you OK there old dude?
 
http://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/kim-jong-nam-murder-video-shows-moment-kim-jong-un-n723236" rel="nofollow - http://www.nbcnews.com/news/world/kim-jong-nam-murder-video-shows-moment-kim-jong-un-n723236


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How Can These Girls/Young Looking Women Have Problems With Those Jeans?


Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 21 Feb 2017 at 7:14pm
Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

Thor has not been here in 2 days...are you OK there old dude?


Maybe his brother has restricted his computer use.


Posted By: aka ron
Date Posted: 21 Feb 2017 at 7:18pm
Maybe they are out screwing some hot New York women?

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How Can These Girls/Young Looking Women Have Problems With Those Jeans?


Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 21 Feb 2017 at 7:29pm
Originally posted by Thor Thor wrote:

Seems that last week, he had his ex-girlfriend and 11 other musicians and dancers arrested on some sort of porn/obscenity charges.  Three days later, he had them lined up and executed by machine gun, as their families and other North Korean musicians were forced to watch.  Then, the onlookers were sent to prison camp for "guilt by association".

What a guy.

Here she is, performing her biggest hit, Excellent Horse-like Lady



In case you ever wondered about the lyrics to that all time classic hit, here they are...

Excellent Horse-like Lady

Our factory comrades say in jest
Why they tell me I am a virgin on a stallion
After a full day’s work i still have energy left
My skills are truly like lightening they say
They say I am a virgin on a stallion
Yet again today I was the first to leave for work
Apparently my name was in the paper
In a (?) time
An award given to youth who live in flight
They say I am a virgin on a stallion
The party era is teeming with creation
A new name they present to youth
Mounting a stallion the dear leader gave me
All my life I will live to uphold his name
They say I am a virgin on a stallion
Mounting a stallion my dear leader gave me
All my life I will live to uphold his name


Really touches the ol heart, doesn't it?







Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 21 Feb 2017 at 8:45pm
Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

Thor has not been here in 2 days...are you OK there old dude?
 
 
I miiiighhhht havvvvvvvvvv hadddddddddddddda stwowwwwwke.
 
Or maybe the internet went down.
 
 


Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 25 Feb 2017 at 8:45pm
Here's the gal who killed Kim Jong Ling Ling (or whatever the hell his name was):
 
https://postimg.org/image/9bzt36e1n/" rel="nofollow">
 
 


Posted By: DarkRealmStar
Date Posted: 25 Feb 2017 at 9:25pm
I didn't know they had breast implants in North Korea.  I saw the pics of this chick who they're blaming in the news too:  Her face looks like a 12-year-old anime character.


Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 25 Feb 2017 at 9:59pm
Doesn't this topic belong in the back of the bookstore or someplace where you have to prove you are over 21 and of sound mental well-being, like maybe the political forum???!!!  Nobody warned me and now I'm all hurt & shiit.Cry

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Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 29 Sep 2017 at 9:49pm
 
 



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