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Cindy Crawford Meaningless Beauty

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Topic: Cindy Crawford Meaningless Beauty
Posted By: renatae
Subject: Cindy Crawford Meaningless Beauty
Date Posted: 21 May 2012 at 11:27am
I used to like Valerie Bertinelli. But after hearing her squeal "Look at you!" and "Oh, Cindy!" for the past three years, I just want to find a bomb shelter somewhere whenever this interminable crap fest comes on to assault our ears for five minutes or longer.

Where is Don Draper when you need him?



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Posted By: Ad Endless Nauseum
Date Posted: 21 May 2012 at 1:53pm
I had a crush on Valerie for years. Broken Heart I'd much rather see her doing real acting.

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Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 21 May 2012 at 2:10pm
She had that kinda Catholic schoolgirl appeal.
 
 


Posted By: Zach6848
Date Posted: 22 May 2012 at 1:29am
I'd like to take this vanity-promoting thirty minute block of pure idiocy and shove it right up the creator's ass-holes. I wonder how Cindy Crawford would look with her head up an ad exec's big fat pasty white ass.


Posted By: renatae
Date Posted: 22 May 2012 at 7:14am
The thirty minute version is of course, even worse, but at least then you switch channels and are done with it. Even more annoying is the five or so minute version which interrupts a program unexpectedly and takes over for an inordinate amount of time when you don't want to switch the channel for fear of missing your program. Stop the squealing! Give me Sam Jackson and Siri any day in place of this carp.


Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 22 May 2012 at 3:06pm
I have never liked Valerie Bertinelli. I was hugely disappointed in Eddie Van Halen for marrying her, too. That guy coulda had any one of a number of shallow, good-looking, empty headed little annoying celebrity twats, why in the world he picked her, I dunno.
 
And Cindy Crawford??????? UGH!!!!!! It's bad enough I have to keep on being exposed to her in those awful, POS Cindy Crawford Furniture Collection ads from Rooms To Go or whoever she's in with. Cindy Crawford furniture my ass. As if she actually had a hand in designing that cheap crap. OK, maybe they asked her to sit down & pick out a few colored fabric swatches that she liked, but that bitch couldn't design her way out of a wet paper bag.
 
Just more modern day douchebaggery.
 
Instead of "Cindy Crawford Meaningless Beauty", it should just be "Cindy Crawford Meaningless".
 
 


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Posted By: Ad Endless Nauseum
Date Posted: 24 May 2012 at 9:44am
I was disappointed that Valerie married Eddie! Wink Same thing with Whitney Houston. Cry

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