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Allyn Rachel: "I married a 14-year old!"

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Topic: Allyn Rachel: "I married a 14-year old!"
Posted By: Triple J
Subject: Allyn Rachel: "I married a 14-year old!"
Date Posted: 09 Nov 2011 at 4:33am
The subject title says it all... I finally found out the name of the chick who's appearing in an onslaught of recent ads.

Toyota:

Walmart:

eBay:

...and of course, McDonald's:



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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 09 Nov 2011 at 5:28am
Thanks TJ...never put that together.
Now I simply can;t stand her for many different reasons.


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Posted By: Tiz
Date Posted: 09 Nov 2011 at 10:50pm
She sings?


Posted By: Triple J
Date Posted: 09 Nov 2011 at 11:31pm
Originally posted by Tiz Tiz wrote:

She sings?
LOL I found that one too. The actress's name is Allyn Rachel, and this singer's name is Rachel Allyn, two different people.


Posted By: musicman
Date Posted: 10 Nov 2011 at 2:26am
Originally posted by Triple J Triple J wrote:

Originally posted by Tiz Tiz wrote:

She sings?
LOL I found that one too. The actress's name is Allyn Rachel, and this singer's name is Rachel Allyn, two different people.
 
I was thinking to myself, how could she be so talented and unannoying after her performance in the McDonald's commercial?
 
Two different people.  Makes sense.


Posted By: TV_Casualty
Date Posted: 15 Nov 2011 at 2:27am
I can't STAND IT when companies use an actress in their commercials.

Is it really so hard to use a REAL WALMART employee? Wouldn't that make more sense?

They pay these people crap money anyway so it would help out a real employee if they were actually in the commercial.

I don't understand why they have to get "commercial actors." Just get a real employee. Very simple.


Posted By: Papa Lazarou
Date Posted: 20 Nov 2011 at 9:43pm
^doesn't always work that well. Can you imagine weeding through the employees, trying to find one that can perform well, let alone weeding through those brainless tits who burst into giggling fits of stupidity everytime a camera is in front of them. Also, there's quite a few people at the various Wal*Marts I've been to who should wear a bag in public, and never even be put on television, unless it's an episode of extreme make-over.
 
I hate this girl in the McDonalds commercials, but I'll admit I loved the Mom Jeans ad.


Posted By: Obie
Date Posted: 21 Nov 2011 at 12:04am
McDonald's will occasionally use employees in some of their more upscale 'coroporate imaging' ads, when they'll mention how many millions of their former employees went on to go to college, and show some happy, smiling, 'wearing those stupid hats' current employees, filled with hope of a better tomorrow...unless, of course, they're all actors.


Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 21 Nov 2011 at 12:07am
Originally posted by Codtaro Codtaro wrote:

 ... let alone weeding through those brainless tits...
 
Is that a typo for "twits" or did you mean that?  Either way, it made me laugh.
 
 
 


Posted By: Hootman
Date Posted: 21 Nov 2011 at 12:25am
some tits have brains???


Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 21 Nov 2011 at 12:37am
Originally posted by Hootman Hootman wrote:

some tits have brains???
 
They might be some of the smartest things ever invented.
 
 


Posted By: Ad nauseous
Date Posted: 21 Nov 2011 at 1:28am
She is an annoying chick, I hope they don't hire her to do some more commercials.Sick

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Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 21 Nov 2011 at 3:55am
Kind of have to feel sorry for her;  Her whole career will be ignored and she will only be remembered for that one line....

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Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 21 Nov 2011 at 5:25am
Originally posted by MrTim MrTim wrote:

Kind of have to feel sorry for her;  Her whole career will be ignored and she will only be remembered for that one line....
Big smileIt is in your power to save her, MrT! How about a friendly little 'hook-up'; cheap date, doncha know. Take her out for a McRib!
(Winkjust ribbin' ya, cancha tell...)  


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Posted By: Papa Lazarou
Date Posted: 21 Nov 2011 at 2:34pm
Oh, I definitely meant tits. When tits come out of my mouth, it's always on purpose. No accidentaly tit slippage here.


Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 21 Nov 2011 at 3:16pm
Don't want those tits to slip.  LOL


Posted By: Jimbo
Date Posted: 21 Nov 2011 at 10:25pm

Sometimes I like it when they "slap".... Big smile



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Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 21 Nov 2011 at 11:13pm
Originally posted by Codtaro Codtaro wrote:

Oh, I definitely meant tits. When tits come out of my mouth, it's always on purpose. No accidentaly tit slippage here.
 
Must be hell cleaning the feathers out of your teeth....  LOL
(Oh, and here's a pair of Great Tits for you....  Wink )
 


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Posted By: Papa Lazarou
Date Posted: 22 Nov 2011 at 1:20am
.....my tits are smaller than those.
 
Now I'm sad.


Posted By: msmadz
Date Posted: 22 Nov 2011 at 3:35pm
MrTim, that pair of tits you showed - well, they aren't tufted.

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Posted By: MrTim
Date Posted: 22 Nov 2011 at 11:46pm

Here ya go Madawee.... 

LOL


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Posted By: insanity213
Date Posted: 23 Nov 2011 at 3:22pm
Originally posted by MrTim MrTim wrote:

Originally posted by Codtaro Codtaro wrote:

Oh, I definitely meant tits. When tits come out of my mouth, it's always on purpose. No accidentaly tit slippage here.
 
Must be hell cleaning the feathers out of your teeth....  LOL
(Oh, and here's a pair of Great Tits for you....  Wink )
 


Those tits are pretty nice, but they're a little uneven .. the one on the left is a little lower than the other one.  Here's a pair of nice symmetrical ones:




Posted By: Snesgamer
Date Posted: 21 Dec 2011 at 9:20pm
Although she is annoying, I just can't get over the stupidity of the guy. There's a McDonald's, on like, EVERY STREET CORNER everywhere you go, and the McRib usually stays around for longer than the duration of a single flight - so can't he just pick one up at his destination stop?


Posted By: Triple J
Date Posted: 17 May 2012 at 2:12am
And here she is again! (12 second mark)



Posted By: Tiz
Date Posted: 17 May 2012 at 10:13pm
She looks all of 4'9" tall in that commercial.Confused


Posted By: PaWolf
Date Posted: 17 May 2012 at 10:16pm
Originally posted by Triple J Triple J wrote:

And here she is again! (12 second mark)

WinkThanks, Tj!
Dead...you found another of the 'Top 10 Worst of 2012' commercials I have been in not such a hurry to find...this one is really bad no matter how I try and view it.


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Posted By: Ian
Date Posted: 25 May 2012 at 3:08am
Commercials like these bug me, because rather than providing information on the product they're just cheap forms of entertainment. I just watched the Mom Jeans video, and after all that I can't remember what the product is for, but I remember there were mom jeans and an iPad. Was it eBay?


Posted By: grumbler
Date Posted: 31 May 2012 at 12:53am
Ugh this girl >_<


Posted By: chevy355
Date Posted: 18 Jun 2012 at 10:54pm
I see big birds ugly little sister in all these commercials and i cannot stand to even hear her annoying scratchy voice or look at bird face. What i dont get is that why all of these commercials keep using her instead of giving someone less fortunate the chance to star in one. Instead she starred in numerous ones back to back and just made everyone dislike her more than they do already. Allyn Rachel thinks she is an a list celeb because i seen her in my hometown at a starbucks and everyone there knew who she was and nobody gave two sh*ts and you could tell it really bothered her by her facial expressions. YOU ARE NOT ANYONE SPECIAL ! Give somebody else a chance to star you ugly asz bird lookin annoying bit*h!


Posted By: mst3k4evr
Date Posted: 19 Jun 2012 at 1:50am
By the sounds of it, I bet she's loving that her Toyota commercial is airing again.


Posted By: TV_Casualty
Date Posted: 23 Jun 2012 at 6:54pm
Can't stand her.

She's another commercial loser who can't make it big.


Posted By: aaron2050
Date Posted: 05 Sep 2012 at 2:40pm
I do not understand


Posted By: Thor
Date Posted: 05 Sep 2012 at 2:50pm
Originally posted by aaron2050 aaron2050 wrote:

I do not understand
 
 
 
So, you sign up with this forum, seek out some thread that hasn't had a reply in months, and then tell us you "do not understand"?
 
I'd love to hear your explanation for this.
 
 


Posted By: EarthAngel
Date Posted: 30 May 2013 at 10:38pm
Tonguehmm I guess it will KILL you to know she landed the two biggest films in production this summer-Million Dollar Arm and the Seth Macfarlane western.


Posted By: Papa Lazarou
Date Posted: 30 May 2013 at 11:20pm
Seth Griffin is doing a western?

Okay, say what you will about the guy, but this sounds like it may have potential. He certainly has the knowledge of television and movies to pull it off, and the nerve to point out some "facts-of-life" of the time period.

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Posted By: Ad nauseous
Date Posted: 03 Jun 2013 at 3:25am
Originally posted by EarthAngel EarthAngel wrote:

Tonguehmm I guess it will KILL you to know she landed the two biggest films in production this summer-Million Dollar Arm and the Seth Macfarlane western.



You're obviously kidding, no one would title a movie "Million Dollar Arm".

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Posted By: Papa Lazarou
Date Posted: 03 Jun 2013 at 3:44am
I've seen some jerk-off porn with that name....

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Posted By: Ad nauseous
Date Posted: 03 Jun 2013 at 3:56am
Holy **** it's REAL I just checked IMDb and she plays Theresa. Did not see that coming, it's due out in 2014!

The Seth Mcfarlane Western is real too here's a IMDb entry on it

http://www.imdb.com/title/tt2557490/


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Posted By: Triple J
Date Posted: 10 Jun 2013 at 4:37pm
She's baaaaaaa-aaaaaaack... Now she's scarfing "Lucky Charms" cereal. LOL



Posted By: ChrisInMI
Date Posted: 23 Aug 2013 at 9:25pm
She looks kind of like Fiona Apple to me.

Look on the bright side though... if Peter Gri- I mean Seth MacFarlane's movie does well and her career takes off, she might stop annoying us in all these commercials. 


Posted By: DuchessofDownton
Date Posted: 11 Sep 2013 at 1:32pm
What's with hiring actresses who have the wispy, childish voice like a three year old?

Not credible.


Oh and the "hairy tits" photo....EWWWWWWWWW!!!!!!!


Posted By: ADamant
Date Posted: 27 Feb 2014 at 6:45am
Just when I was feeling good that I hadn't noticed her in a commercial for a while, Allyn Rachel appears in this recent AT&T commercial. Grrrr....



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Posted By: Triple J
Date Posted: 01 Jul 2015 at 10:21pm
Hey! Remember this chick? Oh... well... she's back again, in Dairy Queen's latest display of adhole brilliance. Thumbs Down



Posted By: Battlekitten
Date Posted: 20 Dec 2016 at 12:50am
Oh i remember that xxxx. I cannot dtand jer ugly bitch face or her f**king annoying nasally voice. Thete was another fat brown headed bitch with a nasally voice that did tons of commercials. The last one was red robin. She did one where she was saying i hate you to a bear cake topper. It seems these assholes had a hardon for nasally annoying bitches.



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