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MrTim
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"Cherry Poptart is a slutty party girl in a parody of Archie's Riverdale."
Yeah, I've got a couple of those early 80's porn comics around somewhere....
The recipe for making your own poptart dough, here:
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Umbrella Girl
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Don't like frosting on Pop Tarts - it's just overkill. Also, they must be toasted!
Maybe they tasted better when we were kids, because back then we just didn't know any better! I could go for a toasted strawberry tart right now, though! |
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PaWolf
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I'm too sexy for Pop-Tarts.
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Velveeta
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STRAWBERRY TOASTED! and i thought i was the only one... Ahhh...toasted just enough so that it doesn't fall apart as you try to get it out of the toaster.
Frosting? That's for amateurs!
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Jimbo
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We "pros" know.... unfrosted ala mode is where it's at, baby!!!!
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Thor
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Some flavors I'd like to see in Pop Tarts are apricot, pear, orange and lemon.
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Jimbo
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LEMON!!!!!!!!
Let's start a petition drive NOW!!!!!
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Jimbo
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And CHEESECAKE!!!!!!
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Thor
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Lemon cheesecake!
Instead of putting so much effort into decorative frosting for kiddies, they oughta come up with more flavors for their fillings.
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Papa Lazarou
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So basically, y'all want pop tarts to be the pastry version of Jelly Bellies?
I like it :D I haven't had a pop tart in ages. The last time was from a snack machine at a motel.
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Jimbo
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DOUBLE-STUFF POP TARTS!!!!!
Lemon & pineapple cheesecake flavored!!!!
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aka ron
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alright, I say The POPTART ECLAIR. custard filling with rich chocolate topping.
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Thor
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...except maybe for those disgusting Jelly Bellies they came out with a few years ago---snot, dirt, vomit flavors, etc.
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Papa Lazarou
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Oh, they'll release those. They'll just call them gluten free sugar free fat free :P
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Thor
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Well, maybe the dirt-flavored ones or the snot-flavored ones, but the vomit-flavored ones might very well contain fat and gluten and sugar. Just depends what's in the vomit base they use. Could be from a regurge'd McDonalds cheeseburger and chocolate shake.
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PaWolf
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NO CHOCO-CHEEBURGER VOMIT, dammit!
Just use some o'that 'Vanilla Rice Pudding Vomit', mentioned in another thread.
Rermember: think 'steamy, slimey, streamy'; it has to go down as easy as it is going to come right back up there, 'MamaBird'...
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Thor
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Vanilla rice pudding mixed with cream corn would provide the smell and texture of real vomit, Pa.
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Papa Lazarou
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>.> what would it say if I admitted I now have a craving for BOTH cream corn and rice pudding.
If I get my hands on 'em, thanks to you lot it'll be both satisfying and horrifying at the same time.
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Umbrella Girl
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I would LOVE lemon Pop Tarts! Pineapple, too!
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Jimbo
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With vanilla ice cream on top!!!!
Let's start a petition drive!!!!
Flood the switchboard with calls!!!!
Kidnap the CEO & hold him till we get what we want..... LEMON & PINEAPPLE POP TARTS!!!!
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zippyjet
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No picture of Katy Perry is complete unless you show her long toned gorgeous gams! This Pop Tart commercial is a step up from those awful animated ones that preceded this interesting one. Wow, now Right Said Fred and "I'm Too Sexy" may make a comeback. Go figure. The animated sucky commercials featured kids with big heads and stupid dancing where especially the fey looking boy jumps out of bed and blows past the bathroom (no teeth brushing or bathing) and slides down the rail for Pop Tarts. |
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Papa Lazarou
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^One ugly talentless worthless never-should-have-been-born tart per topic, please.
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Jimbo
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Fat legs.
Fat ass.
Fat head.
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...the ads take aim and lay their claim to the heart and the soul of the spender
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Papa Lazarou
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I thought it was the other [take my wonderful description from above and place it here] that had the penis. Oh, you meant the OTHER kind of fat head...
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DirtyD79
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I refuse to have sex with pastry.
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