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    Posted: 18 May 2008 at 9:00pm
http://www.buypoopfreeze.com/
 
Of course.   What else would they call this?
 
"Oh, bother", said Pooh, as he chambered another round...
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Sker!
I'm watching an archeology special on the history channel while sitting here...and you post 'the thread' - what a find!
Well...I've lost almost all interest in the show - ever since I watched the ad, my mind has been reeling...'The Next Great Bad Practical Joke'; how to rig one of these to a toilet...
 
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So, What happens when it melts? I never thought I would hear the phrase "unattended poop" this is gross!! DeadLOL
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I have never been so astounded at a products existence.  Most people in my neighborhood have never heard the words "scoop your poop" in their entire life. I have a large front yard in a cul de sac and I only walk my dogs in my own yard. I also never scoop their poop, and NEVER have tracked it inside as this gross commercial suggests. The only time we stepped in poop was from ANOTHER guys dog, mentioned below.

One guy a few houses down just lets his huge dog poop in anyones yard it walks in.  I got so sick of finding huge dog turds (my dogs are under 10 lbs) in my yard, and I'm talking really far up in my yard, I just scooped them up and left them in his yard, since his dog's sh*t is too good for his manicured lawn apparently. Haven't found a turd since.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote jeroboam Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 18 May 2008 at 10:49pm
this could be the new "Magnifying glass on ants" for kids. Lord knows what cruel menagerie I would have amassed as a child with a can of Mr. Freeze in my hand.

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Now, I know exactly what I am getting those hard to buy for people for Xmas....

So......how's this go over at the Wolf household? 
 
I guess they couldn't call it "Poopcicles".....
 
 
"Oh, bother", said Pooh, as he chambered another round...
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I love when it shows the grown man and woman laughing hysterically at the name "poop freeze".
madness fills my heart and soul as if the great divide could swallow me whole
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Originally posted by Skerlnik Skerlnik wrote:

...So......how's this go over at the Wolf household? 
 
I guess they couldn't call it "Poopcicles".....
 
STILL thinking it through! (what shi88y thoughts, eh?)
 
First thought is a nice, professional office setting...but that might be construed as 'terrorism'...so maybe it WOULD be better 'left at home' - call it retribution for the days I suffer through episodes of 'Kick Dad's Ass All Day Long!'...let's say I may not 'let it all go to waste'...hehehehehehe.....
 
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Originally posted by jeroboam jeroboam wrote:

this could be the new "Magnifying glass on ants" for kids. Lord knows what cruel menagerie I would have amassed as a child with a can of Mr. Freeze in my hand.

 
You too, ehh?LOL
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I wonder how many pranksters will put frozen poop in the swimming pool...and then have the gall to tell swimmers that it was only a chocolate bar...
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I can already hear the music from 'Jaws'....
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I don't care if it's frozen, I'm not touching that crap! (no pun intended)
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Assuming the frozen poop doesn't smell, I am thinking this enables a perfect "time bomb".  Under theater seats....back seats of cars.....behind boxes of cereal in the grocery store.....heck, if you're really evil, it doesn't *ahem* have to be dog poop, either.....
 
Really, this is a prankster's dream.
 
"Oh, bother", said Pooh, as he chambered another round...
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Originally posted by Hezadancer Hezadancer wrote:

I have never been so astounded at a products existence.  Most people in my neighborhood have never heard the words "scoop your poop" in their entire life. I have a large front yard in a cul de sac and I only walk my dogs in my own yard. I also never scoop their poop, and NEVER have tracked it inside as this gross commercial suggests. The only time we stepped in poop was from ANOTHER guys dog, mentioned below.

One guy a few houses down just lets his huge dog poop in anyones yard it walks in.  I got so sick of finding huge dog turds (my dogs are under 10 lbs) in my yard, and I'm talking really far up in my yard, I just scooped them up and left them in his yard, since his dog's sh*t is too good for his manicured lawn apparently. Haven't found a turd since.


I agree, I like your way of handling it so you don't have to pick it up yourself with a bag (eww), I also so this hideous commercial it is terrible.
One good thing about TV-you could always turn it off
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Originally posted by Skerlnik Skerlnik wrote:

Assuming the frozen poop doesn't smell, I am thinking this enables a perfect "time bomb".  Under theater seats....back seats of cars.....behind boxes of cereal in the grocery store.....heck, if you're really evil, it doesn't *ahem* have to be dog poop, either.....
 
Really, this is a prankster's dream.
 
The ol' "Flaming Poop-in-the-Bag-on-the-Doorstep" may come back to (ripe) life!
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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

The ol' "Flaming Poop-in-the-Bag-on-the-Doorstep" may come back to (ripe) life!
 
 
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Originally posted by Tiz Tiz wrote:

Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

The ol' "Flaming Poop-in-the-Bag-on-the-Doorstep" may come back to (ripe) life!
 
 
OK.   Wink
Well Tiz, ol' buddy, ol' pal...THAT was simply enlightening and educational...it tested my agility...and you know what?! It kept me out of trouble for 30 seconds!!!!
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Now THAT was special!!!LOL Really though, if cleaning up after a dog sickens you, don't get a dog! The utter joy of having a dog in your life so outweighs the grossness of poop picking!!!
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