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70s80s
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Posted: 14 May 2013 at 3:51pm |
1920s: "May I have this dance?"
1950s: "Wanna go to the Drive-In?" 1960s: "Are you going to San Francisco?" 1970s: "Wanna get down and BOOGIE?" 1980s: "What's your sign?" 1990s: "Do you have a GIF?" Today: "Hey, here's a picture of my penis!" |
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insanity213
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That reminds me of my cousin who went on a date with some douchebag, and while they were at the restaurant waiting for the food, she got a pic mail from him. I'm not sure if he whipped it out under the table, went to the restroom and took the pic, or if it was stored in his phone for those special first dates, but suffice it to say she cut the date short and never saw him again. |
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msmadz
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It was in the 80s and some man asked my cousin to dance. As they were getting to know one another he blurted out "Do you have an IRA?" yes, he was quickly dumped.
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The artist formerly known as Madawee
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PaWolf
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Once upon a time there were the theater popcorn boxes that had folded bottoms. Once knew someone that took his date to a movie and slid his "lil'buddy" up through the bottom of the box full of popcorn and then offered his date some, during the movie (think it might have been "JAWS"). His date freaked really badly, and no - they didn't end up getting married.
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Angry McPisseron
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From the early-1990s {imitating Butt-Head}: Hey baby, wanna...like...go to my house?
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And Beavis' : |
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"Buy you a drink?"
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Papa Lazarou
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Boy: ungh.... Girl: Eguggugu *Boy shifts eyes left to right quickly, grabs a rock and slams it into girls head* Boy: Snu-snu time. |
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Banana!
BANANA!! BANANA!!! BANANA!! Banana! |
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Ancient Rome, 1 AD: Care to go to the baths?
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1186: Woman, ye legs be hairier than the back of the vicious beast whose blood still stains me hands...Damn ye be hot. |
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Banana!
BANANA!! BANANA!!! BANANA!! Banana! |
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msmadz
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42 B.C. "Nice tooth!"
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The artist formerly known as Madawee
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insanity213
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^^ Madawee, that pick up line also works in Mississippi
Garden of Eden: ""Hey Eve, forget about that vile serpent. Check out the size of this one eyed snake I was given!" |
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PaWolf
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(trying to pick up that 'experienced' young lady in ancient Babylon?) "You have the prettiest eye..." (She already knows the meaning of "An eye for an eye") |
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Somewhere in/during the Roman empire: "Hey baby, you smell like you've had a bath in the past month!!"
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Salem, MA in the late 17th century:
"I'm certainly no witch baby, but I am very well hung." |
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