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    Posted: 14 May 2013 at 3:51pm
1920s:  "May I have this dance?"

1950s:  "Wanna go to the Drive-In?"

1960s:  "Are you going to San Francisco?"

1970s:  "Wanna get down and BOOGIE?"

1980s:  "What's your sign?"

1990s:  "Do you have a GIF?"

Today:  "Hey, here's a picture of my penis!"

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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (1) Thanks(1)   Quote insanity213 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 14 May 2013 at 4:03pm

That reminds me of my cousin who went on a date with some douchebag, and while they were at the restaurant waiting for the food, she got a pic mail from him.  I'm not sure if he whipped it out under the table, went to the restroom and took the pic, or if it was stored in his phone for those special first dates, but suffice it to say she cut the date short and never saw him again. 

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It was in the 80s and some man asked my cousin to dance. As they were getting to know one another he blurted out "Do you have an IRA?"  yes, he was quickly dumped.
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Once upon a time there were the theater popcorn boxes that had folded bottoms. Once knew someone that took his date to a movie and slid his "lil'buddy" up through the bottom of the box full of popcorn and then offered his date some, during the movie (think it might have been "JAWS").

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From the early-1990s {imitating Butt-Head}: Hey baby, wanna...like...go to my house? LOL

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Originally posted by Tampon Submarine Tampon Submarine wrote:

From the early-1990s {imitating Butt-Head}: Hey baby, wanna...like...go to my house? LOL


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"Buy you a drink?"
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Boy: ungh....

Girl: Eguggugu

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Boy: Snu-snu time.
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Ancient Rome, 1 AD:  Care to go to the baths?
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Originally posted by timdubya timdubya wrote:

Ancient Rome, 1 AD:  Care to go to the baths?




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Woman, ye legs be hairier than the back of the vicious beast whose blood still stains me hands...Damn ye be hot.
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42 B.C.  "Nice tooth!"
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (1) Thanks(1)   Quote insanity213 Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 16 May 2013 at 3:23pm
^^ Madawee, that pick up line also works in Mississippi Wink



Garden of Eden:

""Hey Eve, forget about that vile serpent.  Check out the size of this one eyed snake I was given!"
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(trying to pick up that 'experienced' young lady in ancient Babylon?Tongue)

"You have the prettiest eye..."

(OuchShe already knows the meaning of "An eye for an eye")
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Somewhere in/during the Roman empire: "Hey baby, you smell like you've had a bath in the past month!!"
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Salem, MA in the late 17th century:

"I'm certainly no witch baby, but I am very well hung."
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Somewhere in/during the Roman empire: "Hey baby, you smell like you've had a bath in the past month!!"
ConfusedI think I just got slapped around for using that very line, maybe a week ago...needless to say, I didn't achieve my goal.
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