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Originally posted by insanity213 insanity213 wrote:

<span style="line-height: 16.7999992370605px; : rgb251, 251, 253;">Throw that flake Joel Osteen into the mix as well.  That dickhead has the type of face and pseudo-shark smile that is just begging to meet a baseball bat or any other bludgeon weapon of choice. I know he's nationally known, but what's worse for me is that his church is local so I get his mug plastered on my TV even more than I would otherwise.  </span>Angry<span style="line-height: 16.7999992370605px; : rgb251, 251, 253;"> </span>Angry

I don't think I've ever seen him without that smile on his face.  It's like it never comes off.  Shocked



Not to sound contrary or be a party-pooper here, but I don't dislike Osteen. Not like I can't stand the rest of these TV preachers.

He doesn't seem to beat you over the head with the Bible or get all self righteous like Christians are so great, etc.

From what little I've seen of him, he seems to be more about keeping a positive attitude.

I'm not a fan, but he seems a little different than most of his contemporaries.

And he even makes fun of his smile occasionally, too.



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Originally posted by Papa Lazarou Papa Lazarou wrote:

the degenerate f@ggot from the 700 club...actually, everyone in any way related to that show.

I can definitely agree with NPH, I look forward to the day his obituary is printed.


You must mean Pat Robertson.

What a giant pile of sh*t that guy is.

The sooner he joins his old buddy Jerry Foulsmell, the better.

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Suzi Orman her f$%king voice is like nails on chalkboard to me!

Scott Haney: way too damn chipper and happy to be human. I miss Hilton Katerli

The #$%&@s that come on at 10:00 on the Today Show! They talk about trivial things like latest fashion or the most popular baby names! Kathy Lee and Heuda KotB.

The anal retentive jerk on a SPDR ETF commercial who puts up bushes to block the view of an over colorful house. What pisses me off is his constant trimming of his bushes just so that they're oh so prefect! Arch!
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You're right in that Osteen isn't as "in your face" with his beliefs as most televangelist scum, but for me it may be more about the insufferable frequency of him on local stations and news that makes him severely grate on my nerves.


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I never really listened to her spiel, but Suze Orman always rubbed me the wrong way. Probably from the dopey spelling of her name alone just makes me think she's an asshole.


She makes my skin crawl.

And don't forget "Dr" Wayne Dyer.

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Those old Match Game shows are funny as heck, if you think of the time in history, they were crossing bounderies.
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^ Love Connection was hysterical, too, especially when the date didn't work out and they trashed each other.
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Chris Rock
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Tracy Morgan's voice and I don't think he is real funny. (but sorry he is so hurt from wreck). Unfortunately, Seth Rogan's laugh is just horrendous so I can't hardly listen to him especially when he does interviews which he is doing a lot of right now.

Liked Craig Ferguson at first but quickly got on my nerves; start acting like he was smarter than everybody else.

Most people I am sick of on TV is because of overexposure, most I normally would like. It's the "there everywhere, there everywhere" syndrome:

Neil Patrick Harris
Michael Strahan
Amy Poehler
Jim Parsons
and many more...



A new study finds that people who are chipper & happy live longer. Which is surprising because people who aren't chipper & happy want to kill people who are always chipper & happy. David Letterman
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Oprah,
Tina Fey,
Al Roker,
Angelina Jolie,
The View crew,
Jerry Seinfeld,
All TV "evangelists"
I'm sure that there are many more.

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Originally posted by bwestfall bwestfall wrote:

Tracy Morgan's voice and I don't think he is real funny. (but sorry he is so hurt from wreck). Unfortunately, Seth Rogan's laugh is just horrendous so I can't hardly listen to him especially when he does interviews which he is doing a lot of right now.

Liked Craig Ferguson at first but quickly got on my nerves; start acting like he was smarter than everybody else.

Most people I am sick of on TV is because of overexposure, most I normally would like. It's the "there everywhere, there everywhere" syndrome:

Neil Patrick Harris
Michael Strahan
Amy Poehler
Jim Parsons
and many more...




I agree, I am utterly sick of taylor Swift, Mike Rowe and Tom Bergeron.  Bergeron is from my hometown and graduated high schoola few years after me, but lord I am sick of his face, (he is a really nice guy though)
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Originally posted by bwestfall bwestfall wrote:

Tracy Morgan's voice and I don't think he is real funny. (but sorry he is so hurt from wreck). Unfortunately, Seth Rogan's laugh is just horrendous so I can't hardly listen to him especially when he does interviews which he is doing a lot of right now.

Liked Craig Ferguson at first but quickly got on my nerves; start acting like he was smarter than everybody else.

Most people I am sick of on TV is because of overexposure, most I normally would like. It's the "there everywhere, there everywhere" syndrome:

Neil Patrick Harris
Michael Strahan
Amy Poehler
Jim Parsons
and many more...


Gotta agree about Ferguson. Liked him at first, but his shtick got old fast. His Late Show is going off the air at the end of the week, too. Friday night will be the last one. At least with him hosting it. Don't know who, if anyone will replace him.

He's doing a daytime game show now.

And as for Jim Parsons.... I cannot wait to see the last of his face. Hope he just disappears from view completely.

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Originally posted by PaWolf PaWolf wrote:

Al Roker
Russell Brand
Chris Rock
Niki Manaj (especially if she opens her mouth to speak or sing)
 

Whatcha got against Chris Rock, Pa??? Shocked

Funniest mf'er alive!!!! 






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One more person I can't stand, the "Pioneer Woman," Ree Whateverhernameis, on the Food Network.
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Jerry Springer and Steve Wilkos. Both pieces of crap hosting even more pieces of crap trash shows. I'd rather see I Love Lucy. 

As to the person saying Ellen was not funny, not nice! I enjoy Ellen DeGeneres and her efforts to help people out. Look at all the low income families that have gotten $10,000 checks and cars and vacations from her. She is so nice to people! 

I also cannot really stand that Wendy Williams human. I swear she looks like a tranny. 
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Breaking news...
RIP Ellen,  She was found, face down in Riki Lake.
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Can Barbara Waltars stay retired? Who gives a rat's pitooty who she thinks is the most fascinating person?
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Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

Breaking news...
RIP Ellen,  She was found, face down in Riki Lake.


Lake authorities say she was said to be quite the cunning linguist.


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1. I am absolutely in agreement on Wendy Williams. One day, my remote had dead batteries in it and I had no more AA batteries in the house. HOW YOU DOIN' and that annoying WHOOP WHOOP sh*t the audience does. Good God. That's not even to mention the banal and frivolous subject-matter of the crap she discusses on her show. How does this sh*t pass for 'news'? Nevermind, it only passes for news for those who live vicariously through other people.

2. The cackling hens on this show 'The Real' can all disappear at any time. For pretty much the same reasons as Wendy Williams. They're banal and frivolous, if not much more-so, and throw in a healthy dose of rampant materialism for good measure.

3. 'Doctor' Oz can be sent to Jupiter so he can never spout his charlatan bullsh*t on Earth ever again. He turns people into hypochondriacs and then proceeds to tell them that supplements, herbs, gluten-free diets, and colon cleansers will solve all of their problems. He also spreads the bullsh*t that there is some 'miracle pill' or 'miracle food' for weight loss. No, weight loss will not happen overnight. If you want to lose weight and remain in good health, exercise regularly, eat high protein and less fat/sugar/carbs, and you will see results quite quickly. There is no easy way. There's something about 'Doctor' Oz's face that is so damned punchable, too. Anyone else know what I mean?

I would list off more, but most of the major annoying characters have already been mentioned in this thread.

Also, I wish the entirety of the people involved with TMZ would be sent to the moon.
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Originally posted by DesertX DesertX wrote:

One more person I can't stand, the "Pioneer Woman," Ree Whateverhernameis, on the Food Network.

I just call her "Dough Face". I never watch her or "The Barefoot Contessa" Ina Garten. They are so boring they would put me in a coma. Between the 2 of them I'm surprised there is any valium left for the rest of the world!
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Originally posted by Jimbo Jimbo wrote:

Originally posted by Papa Lazarou Papa Lazarou wrote:

the degenerate f@ggot from the 700 club...actually, everyone in any way related to that show.

I can definitely agree with NPH, I look forward to the day his obituary is printed.


You must mean Pat Robertson.

What a giant pile of sh*t that guy is.

The sooner he joins his old buddy Jerry Foulsmell, the better.

"The 700 Cub" follows my morning local news. I have to pay attention and change channels before that whacko and his brain dead minions come on. I don't want to clean the vomit trail between den and bathroom!
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Originally posted by Madawee Madawee wrote:

Can Barbara Waltars stay retired? Who gives a rat's pitooty who she thinks is the most fascinating person?
Of all the people in the world, she chooses some woman who got married to a famous actor?  It shows you where these Hollywood people's minds are.  Sleepy  Yes, stay retired Babs!  (Or Baba WaWa for those who like to really make fun of her!)  LOL
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Originally posted by Zach6848 Zach6848 wrote:

1. I am absolutely in agreement on Wendy Williams. One day, my remote had dead batteries in it and I had no more AA batteries in the house. HOW YOU DOIN' and that annoying WHOOP WHOOP sh*t the audience does. Good God. That's not even to mention the banal and frivolous subject-matter of the crap she discusses on her show. How does this sh*t pass for 'news'? Nevermind, it only passes for news for those who live vicariously through other people.

2. The cackling hens on this show 'The Real' can all disappear at any time. For pretty much the same reasons as Wendy Williams. They're banal and frivolous, if not much more-so, and throw in a healthy dose of rampant materialism for good measure.

3. 'Doctor' Oz can be sent to Jupiter so he can never spout his charlatan bullsh*t on Earth ever again. He turns people into hypochondriacs and then proceeds to tell them that supplements, herbs, gluten-free diets, and colon cleansers will solve all of their problems. He also spreads the bullsh*t that there is some 'miracle pill' or 'miracle food' for weight loss. No, weight loss will not happen overnight. If you want to lose weight and remain in good health, exercise regularly, eat high protein and less fat/sugar/carbs, and you will see results quite quickly. There is no easy way. There's something about 'Doctor' Oz's face that is so damned punchable, too. Anyone else know what I mean?

I would list off more, but most of the major annoying characters have already been mentioned in this thread.

Also, I wish the entirety of the people involved with TMZ would be sent to the moon.
You are so right about 'Doctor' Oz!  His ethics are questionable in my mind.  His smug, self-satisfied, know-it-all face is definitely punching material!
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Dr. Oz is so bad I almost miss Oprah!!!!
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I've only seen maybe one segment with Dr. Oz, and from what I remember it was about one segment more than I could stomach. 
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