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    Posted: 02 Sep 2018 at 8:44am
I think I get what Peloton is trying to do here...

You find yourself riding your bike in a not-so-nice part of town, then you hear this rap crap from Jay Z.

It motivates you to ride harder and faster than you ever have before!


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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote !Tommy Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 04 Sep 2018 at 3:01am
This is actually a real song??? Oh my God it's about the most irritating thing I've ever heard, at least compared to the Meijer meat song from 3 years ago. Why do they insist everything has to be so loud and obnoxious to sell anything? And none of these morons need to lose weight. This bike is marketed to lame brains with self image problems who have more money than brain cells.
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (1) Thanks(1)   Quote MontanaTrav Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 06 Sep 2018 at 6:50am
Oh my god this commercial is literally on EVERY commercial break... usually directly before or directly after the f**king twerking blue Volkswagon that is also on literally every commercial break.  

I thought the Peloton commercial's previous incarnation was bad enough.  I had to stifle my vomit every time I saw the little kid on her tricycle mimicking Mommy and Mommy getting SUCH a kick out of it.  
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote renatae Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 29 Sep 2018 at 5:30pm
Egregious noise choice here. Can't call this obnoxious stuff a song.

Those machines are massive! Our oldest son had one, and when they were moving, my strong 6'4" husband couldn't even budge it even a smidge. It was smaller than these monstrosities.

I also want to know why all the broadcasters are ignoring the rule that states commercials are not to be louder than the programs. Unconcerned boors at the helm.
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The Peloton seems like an overpriced exercise bike for white people or hipsters with too much extra time and money on their hands 
Those ads are the worst. "I'm so bored in my 4 million dollar house. Time to get sweaty madly pumping on this stationary $2000 bike while watching a video of other people doing the same! My sugar daddy said he would kick me out of the house if I gained another ounce!"LOL
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WinkTake it from a real, hardcore (ex)cyclist - 'Peleton People' are 'wannabees', nothing more...they wish they had real bicycles. They remind me of people like THIS:


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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote aka ron Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 06 Nov 2018 at 7:10am
I am feeling a little bit of pleasure knowing, or at least hoping, that freaking Jay Z song has been kicked to the curb.  Now?  Let's just molest this classic old song instead.  And, what kind of a gift is an exercise bike?

I love you honey, but...Those thighs are getting kinda chunky.


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"To Jill"

They really went out of their way to come up with a female name, didn't they? And the husband is "Jack" I presume?LOL
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote zippyjet Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 10 Nov 2018 at 8:01pm
Originally posted by jnoble jnoble wrote:



The Peloton seems like an overpriced exercise bike for white people or hipsters with too much extra time and money on their handsĀ 
Those ads are the worst. "I'm so bored in my 4 million dollar house. Time to get sweaty madly pumping on this stationary $2000 bike while watching a video of other people doing the same! My sugar daddy said he would kick me out of the house if I gained another ounce!"LOL


OMG, you all had me laughing so hard, I almost drained the lizard in my work clothse! All of you are spot on. After their sweaty Pelaton dicky ride, the clutch their IPhones, hop in the Land/Range Rover to Starbucks to discuss with their similar snotty friends creating a chapter of Antifa un their own localized hipster hood. And that rap crap music. Barf out, gag me with a spoon I'm about to hurl. Imagine if some Ruskies or Nigerian hackers hacked into their Pelaton screens and broadcast sex orgies with alpaccas and goats! Goat Lives Matter!
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Post Options Post Options   Thanks (0) Thanks(0)   Quote Triple J Quote  Post ReplyReply Direct Link To This Post Posted: 11 Nov 2018 at 1:30am
Originally posted by aka ron aka ron wrote:

I am feeling a little bit of pleasure knowing, or at least hoping, that freaking Jay Z song has been kicked to the curb.  Now?  Let's just molest this classic old song instead.  And, what kind of a gift is an exercise bike?

I love you honey, but...Those thighs are getting kinda chunky.



No doubt they're on the "Bohemian Rhapsody" movie bandwagon. Ermm

This is even worse... There's a "Hers" version of the song, by... Meghan Trainor! ConfusedDead
 
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