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    Posted: 04 Jul 2020 at 4:26pm
Parody lyrics for songs. LOL
 
First three are sung to the Ghostbusters theme song by Ray Parker Jr.
 
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This one is titled, "The Facemask Song song" {obscure SpongeBob SquarePants reference here}
 
Spit Diaper!
If there's COVID-19 in you neighborhood,
Better put on your... (spit diaper)!
If there's coronavirus and it don't look good,
Better put on your... (spit diaper)!
I ain't afraid of no germ*.
I ain't afraid of no germ.
If you're seeing things running through your head,
Better put on your... (spit diaper)!
An invisible virus hiding in your bed,
Better put on your... (spit diaper)!
I ain't afraid of no germ.
I ain't afraid of no germ.
Better put on your... (spit diaper)!
If you're all alone, put down the phone
And put on your...(spit diaper)!
I ain't afraid a no germ.
I hear it likes hates vaccines
I ain't afraid a no germ.
Better put on your... (spit diaper)
Mm... if you've had a worm
Of a freaky germ baby
Better put on your... (spit diaper)
Killing makes me feel good
I ain't afraid a no germ
Don't get caught alone oh no... (spit diaper)
When he comes through your door
Unless you've just got some more
Better put on your... (spit diaper)
Ooh... Better put on your... (spit diaper)
Better put on your... (spit diaper)
Ah, Better put on your... (spit diaper)

* germ even though COVID-19 is actually a species of coronavirus; I needed a word with just one syllable to make the song "work".

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This one is titled, "The Litterbox Song song" {obscure SpongeBob SquarePants reference here}

Cat Toilet!
If there's alley cats in you neighborhood,
Better clean out the... (Cat Toilet)!
If there are big-ass clumps and it don't look good,
Better clean out the... (Cat Toilet)!
I ain't afraid of cat poop.
I ain't afraid of cat poop.
If you're seeing things running through your head,
Better clean out the... (Cat Toilet)!
An invisible shit, hiding in your bed,
Better clean out the... (Cat Toilet)!
I ain't afraid of cat poop.
I ain't afraid of cat poop.
Better clean out the... (Cat Toilet)!
If you're all alone, put down the phone
And clean out the...(Cat Toilet)!
I ain't afraid a cat poop.
I hear it hates the trash
I ain't afraid a cat poop.
Better clean out the... (Cat Toilet)
Mm... if you've had a whoop
Of a big cat poop baby
Better clean out the... (Cat Toilet)
Scooping makes me feel good
I ain't afraid a cat poop
Don't get caught alone oh no... (Cat Toilet)
When it goes under your door
Unless you've just got some more
Better clean out the... (Cat Toilet)
Ooh... Better clean out the... (Cat Toilet)
Better clean out the... (Cat Toilet)
Ah, Better clean out the... (Cat Toilet)

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This one is titled, "Bar Rescue"
 
Bar Rescue!
If there's somethin' strange in your neighbourhood
Who ya gonna call (Bar Rescue)
If it's a foamy keg, 'cause it's runnin warm
Who ya gonna call (Bar Rescue)

I ain't 'fraid of no bar
I ain't 'fraid of no bar
If the liquor's short, and it's runnin out
Who can you call (Jon Taffer)
The owner's in deep debt,
Oh who ya gonna call (Bar Rescue)
I ain't 'fraid of no bar
I ain't 'fraid of no bar
Who ya gonna call (Bar Rescue)
If you're all alone pick up the phone
And call (Bar Rescue)

I ain't 'fraid of no bar
I hear it likes new stools
I ain't 'fraid of no bar
Who you gonna call (Bar Rescue)
Mm... if you've had a booger
On your cheap hamburger
You better call Bar Rescue
Rescuing makes me feel good
I ain't 'fraid of no bars

Don't get caught alone oh no... Bar Rescue
When Jon comes through your door
Unless you've just got some more
I guess you better call (Bar Rescue)
Ooh... who you gonna call (Bar Rescue)
Who you gonna call (Bar Rescue)
Ah, I think you better call (Bar Rescue)

I can't hear you... (Bar Rescue)
Who you gonna call (Jon Taffer)
Louder! (Bar Rescue)
Who you gonna call (Bar Rescue)
Who you can call (Bar Rescue)... (fade to black)


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This one is titled, "Saturday In the Slums", sung to the tune of, "Saturday In the Park" by Chicago.
 
Saturday in the slums,
I think it was the twelfth of July
Saturday in the slums,
I think it was the twelfth of July
People running, people screaming
A man stealing anal lube {ed. note: what is he, a fagot of some kind?Wink
Caterwauling Australian songs
Everybody is another
Can you bury it (no, I can't)
And I've been waiting such a long time
For Saturday
Another day in the slums
I think it was the twelfth of July
Another day in the slums
I think it was the twelfth of July
People skittering, really yelling
A man wanking himself off
And singing for us all
Will you help him change a diaper?
Can you bury it (no, I can't)
And I've been waiting such a long time
For today
Slow motion riders drink the piss of the day
An ash can still can tell stories of snipes
Fuck you little shits all is lost, all is lost, oh yeah yeah…
Runny days in the slums
Every day's the twelfth of July
Runny days in the slums
Every day's the twelfth of July
People peeing, people pooing
A real toilet bowl feast
Waiting for us all
If we want it, really want it
Can you bury it (no, I can't)
And I've been waiting such a long time
For the day, yeah yeah
Hoo hoo oh
Hmm hmmm
Hmm hmmm
(PISS YOU! WHAT'S THAT FUCKING HORRIBLE SMELL?!?)



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This one is called, "Like a Sturgeon".
Sung to the tune of the song, "Like a Virgin" by Madonna.
 
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I made it through the oceans blue

Somehow I made it through
Didn't know how lost I was
Until I found you
I was beat
Incomplete
I'd been had, it was sad but true
But you made me feel
Yeah, you made me feel
Shiny and new
Hoo, like a sturgeon
Swimming for the very first time
Like a sturgeon
When your tail twitches
Next to mine
Gonna give you all my love, sillyfish
My fear is fading fast
Been saving it all for you
'Cause only love can last
You're so fine
And you're mine
Make me weak, yeah you look like mould
Oh your love is fungal
Yeah, your love is fungal
What was whimpering and old
Like a sturgeon, hey
Swimming for the very first time
Like a sturgeon
When your tail twitches
Next to mine
Whoa
Whoa, ah
Whoa
You're so fine
And you're mine
I'll be yours
'Til the end of time
'Cause you made me feel
Yeah, you…


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Angry, you kill me!!! Excellent.
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Originally posted by msmadz msmadz wrote:

Angry, you kill me!!! Excellent.
 
I'm extremely pleased to learn that you enjoyed them!!! Hug

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Sung to the tune of the song, "Stealing From a Thief" by Anthrax; circa. 1998
 
This song is titled, "Stealing From a Turd".
 
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Don't want to lie like my fence had
Don't want to lie like my Charmin has
Don't want to live by assiton assimilators
Don't want to live the great no-no
I want a life, not a name online
I want to live it in real time
I want a life just so I can be
I never asked what was in it for me
I never asked what was in it for me
 
Stealing from a turd
Always come in third
I know my name, I know my pain
I know my frequency
Stealing from a turd
Dancing with the fece
I know my name, I know my pain
I know my frequency
 
As a kid I'd play in the toilet
As a man I play in the urinal
As a kid I'd do anything
As a man I do everything
 
I live my centered and humane
I live my life like a man insane
I live my life just so I can be
I never asked what was in it for me
I never asked what was in it for me
 
Stealing from a turd
Always come in third
I know my name, I know my pain
I know my frequency
Stealing from a turd
Dancing with the beast
I know my name, I know my pain
I know my frequency
 
I get up, I get up, I drop a stool
I grab a hold and reach way down
To find the chrome handle on the cistern
I don't need to control my pee
If I don't like what I see
 
I never asked why nobody flushed it down
 
Stealing from a turd
Always come in third
I know my name, I know my pain
I know my frequency
Stealing from a turd
Dancing with the beast
I know my name, I know my pain
I know my frequency

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Sung to the tune of, "Discharge" by Anthrax, circa. 1990.

Recharge

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I'll wait, I'm Tate
Satisfaction like a loaded gun
My time you waste
Resolution, turn your back and run

Drunk with power, your ivory tower
Never stood, never could
And around and around
You hit the ground
Reservation Greyhound

Most people pee when a person flees, you wanna know why?
Run it through, recharge
Most people pee not when you fleed, you wanna know why?
Run it through, recharge
Nobody peed, you lived like fleas, you lived like mead
Run it through, recharge
Most people pee when a person flees, you wanna know why?
Run it through, recharge

Your life, what life?
What's the difference between you and death?
Overdose, comatose
You won't even leave a corpse that's fresh

Go take a shower, for an hour
I wish you would, I wish you could
And around and around
You hit the ground
Reservation Greyhound

A surreal vision
Of a human being

Most people pee when a person flees, you wanna know why?
Run it through, recharge
Most people pee not when you fleed, you wanna know why?
Run it through, recharge
Nobody peed, you lived like fleas, you lived like mead
Run it through, recharge
Most people pee when a person flees, you wanna know why?
Run it through, recharge

Self-inflicted crucifixion
Suicidal contradiction
Bayer f**ked, you load it up
Bayer f**ked, you sucked it up

[Guitar solo]

Get off my urinal, it's a funeral
I refuse to feel sorry for you
I can't believe
People put you on a pedestal

Drunk with power, your ivory tower
Never stood, never could
And around and around
You hit the ground
Reservation Greyhound

A surreal vision
Of a human being

Most people pee when a person flees, you wanna know why?
Run it through, recharge
Most people pee not when you fleed, you wanna know why?
Run it through, recharge
Nobody peed, you lived like fleas, you lived like mead
Run it through, recharge
Most people pee when a person flees, you wanna know why?
Run it through, recharge


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On the morning of 11-17-19, I was in my electric wheelchair on my way to Wall*Mart when a huge flock of pigeons flies directly overhead, and my first thought was, "O god no, please don't shit now!" So right on the fly I thought up this parody song because Anthrax's "Death From Above" has always been one of my favourites.
 
This song is titled, "Poop from Above"
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Like the screaming pigeon
I'm on the run
I blaze through the sky
I shit for the fun
No reason, no warning
Nor shadow be found
Got you in my sights
And I'll hose you down
Big pigeon, big pigeon
Huge vent and bunghole ignite
Big pigeon, big pigeon
Poop will filling the sky
Big pigeon, big pigeon
An airborne assault and attack
Big pigeon, big pigeon
A warm blooded splat in the back
Business is calling on you
And there's nothing that you can do
Brings you the thing you deserve
POOP FROM ABOVE!

Big loads of bird shit
Will break with my teeth
The false reputation
Will die at your feet
So ruthless ambitions
To have no remorse
You looked at the hose
Tied by the hose

Big pigeon, big pigeon
Huge vent and bunghole ignite
Big pigeon, big pigeon
Poop will filling the sky
Big pigeon, big pigeon
An airborne assault and attack
Big pigeon, big pigeon
A warm blooded splat in the back
Business is calling on you
And there's nothing that you can do
Brings you the thing you deserve
POOP FROM ABOVE!
Above! Above!

Big pigeon, big pigeon
Huge vent and bunghole ignite
Big pigeon, big pigeon
Poop will filling the sky
Big pigeon, big pigeon
An airborne assault and attack
Big pigeon, big pigeon
A warm blooded splat in the back
Business is calling on you
And there's nothing that you can do
Brings you the thing you deserve
POOP FROM ABOOOOOOOOOOOOVVVVVVE!

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Sung to the tune of, "Misadventures of Shitman" by Green Jellÿ.
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{voice, not singing}

What is that smell???

{singing begins}
Walking through the plant today, siphoning up what gets away
It's pee-pee, pee-pee
Something's smelling pretty ripe, coming from that sewer pipe
It's pee-pee, pee-pee
You know, everybody knows, you can smell it with their nose
It's pee-pee, pee-pee
I've got pee-pee on my shoe, I've got pee-pee on my shoe
It's pee-pee, pee-pee
But first, you gotta...
You gotta, you gotta, got to, got to, got to, got to, got to, got to, got to
PISSMAN!
Lemme, lemme, lemme, lemme, lemme, lemme, lemme
PISSMAN!
Don't gimme, don't gimme, don't gimme, don't gimme, don't gimme no
PISSMAN!
Come on, come on, come on, come on, come on, come on piss!

{sound of a toliet flushing}
{voice, not singing}
He's got pee-pee

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Sung to the tune of the song, "Party" by Boston; circa. 1976
 
Flushin'
 
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Oh yeah, well you know I don't get off on working day after day
I wanna have some fun while I'm here
I play the game when its going my way
And theres nothing like a flushin' when its kicking into gear

Im getting ready for a flushin' tonight
YesI'm getting ready to mop
And if you've got something for me
I've got something to top

Baby, its a flushin' and nobody cares
What we're doing there
Baby, its a flushin' as long as you're there
Its a flushin', flushin', flushin'

I can't believe it when some people say
That it's a sin that way we lI've to die
You know, there's never been a more natural thing
There's a brand new story, but it's the same old lie

So come on get ready for the time of your life
Cause I'm getting ready to mop
And if you've got something for me
I've got something to top

So come on, oh come on, let's go get down

Get down and flushin' if you need a cue
You're sure to find one in the crowd
Just meet your friends and have a toke or two
In a place where they can never flush the toilet too loud

And get ready for a flushin' tonight
Cause I'm getting ready to mop
And if you've got something for me
I've got something to top

Now a man doesn't lI've on bread alone
He's got to have some loving each and every night
And a man's got to have it if the truth be known
Let's get together honey, it's alright
I said, let's get together honey, it's alright
So come on, let's get together honey, it's alright

Aww, get down
Get down and flush!!!


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